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Generally Speaking => Power On => Topic started by: Tupin on December 07, 2007, 06:48:17 PM

Title: I don't even care if this spoiled Portal for me.
Post by: Tupin on December 07, 2007, 06:48:17 PM
http://www.vgcats.com/comics/extras/stillalive.php (http://www.vgcats.com/comics/extras/stillalive.php)

It's still awesome. ;D

But why must it tempt me with cake? D:
Title: Re: I don't even care if this spoiled Portal for me.
Post by: えっちーせんぱい on December 07, 2007, 06:53:45 PM
What the hell was that, and what's Portal?
Title: Re: I don't even care if this spoiled Portal for me.
Post by: Tupin on December 07, 2007, 06:55:24 PM
Quote from: Blaziken on December 07, 2007, 06:53:45 PM
What the hell was that, and what's Portal?
It's a game in The Orange Box.

Look it up. The Weighted Companion Cube has become one of the most popular game characters ever.
Title: Re: I don't even care if this spoiled Portal for me.
Post by: Zovistograt on December 07, 2007, 06:56:46 PM
Quote from: Blaziken on December 07, 2007, 06:53:45 PM
What the hell was that, and what's Portal?
(http://orange.half-life2.com/images/screens/portal/Portal_Screen01.jpg)
Title: Re: I don't even care if this spoiled Portal for me.
Post by: Tupin on December 07, 2007, 06:58:42 PM
Quote from: Zovistograt on December 07, 2007, 06:56:46 PM
Quote from: Blaziken on December 07, 2007, 06:53:45 PM
What the hell was that, and what's Portal?
(http://orange.half-life2.com/images/screens/portal/Portal_Screen01.jpg)
(http://www.thebbps.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/portalcakethumbnail.jpg)
Title: Re: I don't even care if this spoiled Portal for me.
Post by: Cecil_and_Kain on December 07, 2007, 07:18:27 PM
What is up with the cake? The box is alive?
Title: Re: I don't even care if this spoiled Portal for me.
Post by: Zovistograt on December 07, 2007, 07:20:13 PM
Quote from: Cecil_and_Kain on December 07, 2007, 07:18:27 PM
What is up with the cake? The box is alive?
The cake is a lie, and the box isn't.
Title: Re: I don't even care if this spoiled Portal for me.
Post by: Tupin on December 07, 2007, 07:21:18 PM
Quote from: Cecil_and_Kain on December 07, 2007, 07:18:27 PM
What is up with the cake? The box is alive?
The promise is that if you complete the testing, you get cake.

However, you never get it.

The person talking is the AI that runs the test.

The Weighted Companion Cube is just a box.
Title: Re: I don't even care if this spoiled Portal for me.
Post by: Zovistograt on December 07, 2007, 07:22:55 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on December 07, 2007, 07:21:18 PM
Quote from: Cecil_and_Kain on December 07, 2007, 07:18:27 PM
What is up with the cake? The box is alive?
The promise is that if you complete the testing, you get cake.
really, who would take that as a prize for risking your life with experimental physics?
Title: Re: I don't even care if this spoiled Portal for me.
Post by: Tupin on December 07, 2007, 07:26:44 PM
Quote from: Zovistograt on December 07, 2007, 07:22:55 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on December 07, 2007, 07:21:18 PM
Quote from: Cecil_and_Kain on December 07, 2007, 07:18:27 PM
What is up with the cake? The box is alive?
The promise is that if you complete the testing, you get cake.
really, who would take that as a prize for risking your life with experimental physics?
The Portals are safe, the gun isn't.

I bet in Episode 3 you'll have a Portal Gun AND a Gravity Gun. >:3
Title: Re: I don't even care if this spoiled Portal for me.
Post by: Cecil_and_Kain on December 07, 2007, 07:28:51 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on December 07, 2007, 07:26:44 PM
Quote from: Zovistograt on December 07, 2007, 07:22:55 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on December 07, 2007, 07:21:18 PM
Quote from: Cecil_and_Kain on December 07, 2007, 07:18:27 PM
What is up with the cake? The box is alive?
The promise is that if you complete the testing, you get cake.
really, who would take that as a prize for risking your life with experimental physics?
The Portals are safe, the gun isn't.

I bet in Episode 3 you'll have a Portal Gun AND a Gravity Gun. >:3
Wait. This game has an actual story?
Title: Re: I don't even care if this spoiled Portal for me.
Post by: Zovistograt on December 07, 2007, 07:29:51 PM
Quote from: Cecil_and_Kain on December 07, 2007, 07:28:51 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on December 07, 2007, 07:26:44 PM
Quote from: Zovistograt on December 07, 2007, 07:22:55 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on December 07, 2007, 07:21:18 PM
Quote from: Cecil_and_Kain on December 07, 2007, 07:18:27 PM
What is up with the cake? The box is alive?
The promise is that if you complete the testing, you get cake.
really, who would take that as a prize for risking your life with experimental physics?
The Portals are safe, the gun isn't.

I bet in Episode 3 you'll have a Portal Gun AND a Gravity Gun. >:3
Wait. This game has an actual story?
enough to hold it together without being totally pointless.
Title: Re: I don't even care if this spoiled Portal for me.
Post by: Tupin on December 07, 2007, 07:31:15 PM
Quote from: Cecil_and_Kain on December 07, 2007, 07:28:51 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on December 07, 2007, 07:26:44 PM
Quote from: Zovistograt on December 07, 2007, 07:22:55 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on December 07, 2007, 07:21:18 PM
Quote from: Cecil_and_Kain on December 07, 2007, 07:18:27 PM
What is up with the cake? The box is alive?
The promise is that if you complete the testing, you get cake.
really, who would take that as a prize for risking your life with experimental physics?
The Portals are safe, the gun isn't.

I bet in Episode 3 you'll have a Portal Gun AND a Gravity Gun. >:3
Wait. This game has an actual story?
Yes. You are a test subject in Aperture Science Lab to test their latest research project, a Portal Gun.

Here's more info.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portal_(video_game) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portal_(video_game))
Title: Re: I don't even care if this spoiled Portal for me.
Post by: Cecil_and_Kain on December 07, 2007, 07:37:59 PM
The cake wasn't a lie! It was real!
Title: Re: I don't even care if this spoiled Portal for me.
Post by: Tupin on December 07, 2007, 07:38:42 PM
Quote from: Cecil_and_Kain on December 07, 2007, 07:37:59 PM
The cake wasn't a lie! It was real!
I know. But YOU never get to eat it. D:
Title: Re: I don't even care if this spoiled Portal for me.
Post by: Cecil_and_Kain on December 07, 2007, 07:43:13 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on December 07, 2007, 07:38:42 PM
Quote from: Cecil_and_Kain on December 07, 2007, 07:37:59 PM
The cake wasn't a lie! It was real!
I know. But YOU never get to eat it. D:
WHY!?!!!
Title: Re: I don't even care if this spoiled Portal for me.
Post by: Zovistograt on December 07, 2007, 07:44:23 PM
Quote from: Cecil_and_Kain on December 07, 2007, 07:43:13 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on December 07, 2007, 07:38:42 PM
Quote from: Cecil_and_Kain on December 07, 2007, 07:37:59 PM
The cake wasn't a lie! It was real!
I know. But YOU never get to eat it. D:
WHY!?!!!
because it was spoiled  :-X
Title: Re: I don't even care if this spoiled Portal for me.
Post by: Tupin on December 07, 2007, 07:46:03 PM
Quote from: Zovistograt on December 07, 2007, 07:44:23 PM
Quote from: Cecil_and_Kain on December 07, 2007, 07:43:13 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on December 07, 2007, 07:38:42 PM
Quote from: Cecil_and_Kain on December 07, 2007, 07:37:59 PM
The cake wasn't a lie! It was real!
I know. But YOU never get to eat it. D:
WHY!?!!!
because it was spoiled  :-X
There's a recipe in the game to make a real Portal cake. :O
Title: Re: I don't even care if this spoiled Portal for me.
Post by: Zovistograt on December 07, 2007, 07:47:10 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on December 07, 2007, 07:46:03 PM
Quote from: Zovistograt on December 07, 2007, 07:44:23 PM
Quote from: Cecil_and_Kain on December 07, 2007, 07:43:13 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on December 07, 2007, 07:38:42 PM
Quote from: Cecil_and_Kain on December 07, 2007, 07:37:59 PM
The cake wasn't a lie! It was real!
I know. But YOU never get to eat it. D:
WHY!?!!!
because it was spoiled  :-X
There's a recipe in the game to make a real Portal cake. :O
if a Portal were put on either side of it, we'd have an infinite cake :O
Title: Re: I don't even care if this spoiled Portal for me.
Post by: Cornwad on December 07, 2007, 10:49:21 PM
Best Credits Song Ever.