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Generally Speaking => Power On => Topic started by: Geno on December 07, 2007, 09:40:19 PM

Title: So... I have the house to myself for 10 days.
Post by: Geno on December 07, 2007, 09:40:19 PM
Nobody except me. My parents are on a cruise and my sister is in another state. I've already fapped, got high, and partied my ass off.

What should I do now? The only thing I really have to do is post here. I also got Halo 3... but I've played that too much today.
Title: Re: So... I have the house to myself for 10 days.
Post by: Judas on December 07, 2007, 09:41:55 PM
Well, I guess you can just think of creative ways to lay naked all over the place and masturbate. :|


Title: Re: So... I have the house to myself for 10 days.
Post by: extraz on December 07, 2007, 09:44:21 PM
call in a stripper
Title: Re: So... I have the house to myself for 10 days.
Post by: thunderhero4 on December 07, 2007, 09:45:16 PM
hmmm, do it all over again!! ;D
Title: Re: So... I have the house to myself for 10 days.
Post by: Geno on December 07, 2007, 09:45:43 PM
Quote from: extraz on December 07, 2007, 09:44:21 PM
call in a stripper
If I can find one.

My mom left me like 200$ so...
Title: Re: So... I have the house to myself for 10 days.
Post by: Super on December 07, 2007, 10:00:27 PM
You should rearrange the entire house.
Title: Re: So... I have the house to myself for 10 days.
Post by: Syncopathic on December 07, 2007, 10:21:25 PM
how have you gotten high?
Title: Re: So... I have the house to myself for 10 days.
Post by: PsychoYoshi on December 07, 2007, 10:27:44 PM
Be sure to send us nude pictures.
Title: Re: So... I have the house to myself for 10 days.
Post by: Flying Chickens on December 07, 2007, 10:28:31 PM
Quote from: PsychoYoshi on December 07, 2007, 10:27:44 PM
Be sure to send us nude pictures.
I really hope you don't mean pictures of him.
Title: Re: So... I have the house to myself for 10 days.
Post by: JMV on December 07, 2007, 10:28:46 PM
Fill the bath tub with salt water and kill yourself in it.
Title: Re: So... I have the house to myself for 10 days.
Post by: Syncopathic on December 07, 2007, 10:29:21 PM
Quote from: Orgizirtee on December 07, 2007, 10:28:31 PM
Quote from: PsychoYoshi on December 07, 2007, 10:27:44 PM
Be sure to send us nude pictures.
I really hope you don't mean pictures of him.
i think he does...
Title: Re: So... I have the house to myself for 10 days.
Post by: TheAnonymusElmo on December 07, 2007, 10:30:36 PM
did you call some fine ninnyes?
Title: Re: So... I have the house to myself for 10 days.
Post by: PsychoYoshi on December 07, 2007, 10:31:38 PM
Quote from: Ludwig3 on December 07, 2007, 10:29:21 PM
Quote from: Orgizirtee on December 07, 2007, 10:28:31 PM
Quote from: PsychoYoshi on December 07, 2007, 10:27:44 PM
Be sure to send us nude pictures.
I really hope you don't mean pictures of him.
i think he does...

Isn't ambiguity a wonderful thing? People can interpret my message in ten different ways. <3
Title: Re: So... I have the house to myself for 10 days.
Post by: Flying Chickens on December 07, 2007, 10:32:36 PM
Quote from: PsychoYoshi on December 07, 2007, 10:31:38 PM
Quote from: Ludwig3 on December 07, 2007, 10:29:21 PM
Quote from: Orgizirtee on December 07, 2007, 10:28:31 PM
Quote from: PsychoYoshi on December 07, 2007, 10:27:44 PM
Be sure to send us nude pictures.
I really hope you don't mean pictures of him.
i think he does...

Isn't ambiguity a wonderful thing? People can interpret my message in ten different ways. <3
I didn't want to interpret it in ten different ways.
Title: Re: So... I have the house to myself for 10 days.
Post by: ThePowerOfOne on December 07, 2007, 10:33:56 PM
10 days? God your lucky...
Title: Re: So... I have the house to myself for 10 days.
Post by: PsychoYoshi on December 07, 2007, 10:34:16 PM
Quote from: Orgizirtee on December 07, 2007, 10:32:36 PM
Quote from: PsychoYoshi on December 07, 2007, 10:31:38 PM
Quote from: Ludwig3 on December 07, 2007, 10:29:21 PM
Quote from: Orgizirtee on December 07, 2007, 10:28:31 PM
Quote from: PsychoYoshi on December 07, 2007, 10:27:44 PM
Be sure to send us nude pictures.
I really hope you don't mean pictures of him.
i think he does...

Isn't ambiguity a wonderful thing? People can interpret my message in ten different ways. <3
I didn't want to interpret it in ten different ways.

But alas, that's what happened.
Title: Re: So... I have the house to myself for 10 days.
Post by: えっちーせんぱい on December 07, 2007, 10:36:04 PM
Umm... listen to music relaly loud? that's what I would do because I'm a nice calm person ^______________^
Title: Re: So... I have the house to myself for 10 days.
Post by: Syncopathic on December 07, 2007, 10:37:36 PM
1.invite people
2.throw a giant party
3.buy beer for hte guest
3.?????
4.profit!
Title: Re: So... I have the house to myself for 10 days.
Post by: DededeCloneChris on December 07, 2007, 10:39:48 PM
Oh please, everyone is saying very bad ideas, I tell you what to do..........invite friends to sleepover. :)
Title: Re: So... I have the house to myself for 10 days.
Post by: Cornwad on December 07, 2007, 10:40:45 PM
Dig a large hole in your backyard, fill it completely with syrup, and cover it with grass. Wait a day and you will have your very own critter collection. Or at least thats how it works in my mind....
I'd try it.
Title: Re: So... I have the house to myself for 10 days.
Post by: Gwen Khan on December 07, 2007, 10:41:56 PM
try and sell your house just for the hell of it
Title: Re: So... I have the house to myself for 10 days.
Post by: PsychoYoshi on December 07, 2007, 10:43:59 PM
Quote from: wiiboychris on December 07, 2007, 10:39:48 PM
Oh please, everyone is saying very bad ideas, I tell you what to do..........invite friends to sleepover. :)

(http://209.85.62.26/5832/181/emo/whoosh.jpg)

This is about the most appropriate usage of this that I have ever seen.
Title: Re: So... I have the house to myself for 10 days.
Post by: Syncopathic on December 07, 2007, 10:44:36 PM
Quote from: Commissar Andy on December 07, 2007, 10:41:56 PM
try and sell your house just for the hell of it
epic LULZ are ensued
Title: Re: So... I have the house to myself for 10 days.
Post by: Totla on December 07, 2007, 10:52:22 PM
Quote from: PsychoYoshi on December 07, 2007, 10:43:59 PM
Quote from: wiiboychris on December 07, 2007, 10:39:48 PM
Oh please, everyone is saying very bad ideas, I tell you what to do..........invite friends to sleepover. :)

(http://209.85.62.26/5832/181/emo/whoosh.jpg)

This is about the most appropriate usage of this that I have ever seen.
image macro ban :|
Title: Re: So... I have the house to myself for 10 days.
Post by: Syncopathic on December 07, 2007, 10:53:12 PM
Quote from: Totla on December 07, 2007, 10:52:22 PM
Quote from: PsychoYoshi on December 07, 2007, 10:43:59 PM
Quote from: wiiboychris on December 07, 2007, 10:39:48 PM
Oh please, everyone is saying very bad ideas, I tell you what to do..........invite friends to sleepover. :)

(http://209.85.62.26/5832/181/emo/whoosh.jpg)

This is about the most appropriate usage of this that I have ever seen.
image macro ban :|
mod so void...
Title: Re: So... I have the house to myself for 10 days.
Post by: Flying Chickens on December 07, 2007, 10:55:29 PM
Quote from: Ludwig3 on December 07, 2007, 10:53:12 PM
Quote from: Totla on December 07, 2007, 10:52:22 PM
Quote from: PsychoYoshi on December 07, 2007, 10:43:59 PM
Quote from: wiiboychris on December 07, 2007, 10:39:48 PM
Oh please, everyone is saying very bad ideas, I tell you what to do..........invite friends to sleepover. :)

(http://209.85.62.26/5832/181/emo/whoosh.jpg)

This is about the most appropriate usage of this that I have ever seen.
image macro ban :|
mod so void...
Null that void.
Title: Re: So... I have the house to myself for 10 days.
Post by: Jono2 on December 07, 2007, 10:56:05 PM
#1 tip for staying home alone:


when your arm gets sore, switch hands.
Title: Re: So... I have the house to myself for 10 days.
Post by: Totla on December 07, 2007, 10:57:00 PM
Quote from: Orgizirtee on December 07, 2007, 10:55:29 PM
Quote from: Ludwig3 on December 07, 2007, 10:53:12 PM
Quote from: Totla on December 07, 2007, 10:52:22 PM
Quote from: PsychoYoshi on December 07, 2007, 10:43:59 PM
Quote from: wiiboychris on December 07, 2007, 10:39:48 PM
Oh please, everyone is saying very bad ideas, I tell you what to do..........invite friends to sleepover. :)

(http://209.85.62.26/5832/181/emo/whoosh.jpg)

This is about the most appropriate usage of this that I have ever seen.
image macro ban :|
mod so void...
Null that void.
Syntax error.
Title: Re: So... I have the house to myself for 10 days.
Post by: Syncopathic on December 07, 2007, 10:59:40 PM
Quote from: Orgizirtee on December 07, 2007, 10:55:29 PM
Quote from: Ludwig3 on December 07, 2007, 10:53:12 PM
Quote from: Totla on December 07, 2007, 10:52:22 PM
Quote from: PsychoYoshi on December 07, 2007, 10:43:59 PM
Quote from: wiiboychris on December 07, 2007, 10:39:48 PM
Oh please, everyone is saying very bad ideas, I tell you what to do..........invite friends to sleepover. :)

(http://209.85.62.26/5832/181/emo/whoosh.jpg)

This is about the most appropriate usage of this that I have ever seen.
image macro ban :|
mod so void...
Null that void.
Does not Compute
Title: Re: So... I have the house to myself for 10 days.
Post by: Silverhawk79 on December 07, 2007, 11:00:51 PM
Do a barrel roll.
Or better yet, make your house do a barrel roll.
Also, invite people and have a massive party.
Title: Re: So... I have the house to myself for 10 days.
Post by: PsychoYoshi on December 07, 2007, 11:03:50 PM
Quote from: Totla on December 07, 2007, 10:52:22 PM
Quote from: PsychoYoshi on December 07, 2007, 10:43:59 PM
Quote from: wiiboychris on December 07, 2007, 10:39:48 PM
Oh please, everyone is saying very bad ideas, I tell you what to do..........invite friends to sleepover. :)

(http://209.85.62.26/5832/181/emo/whoosh.jpg)

This is about the most appropriate usage of this that I have ever seen.
image macro ban :|

PY doesn't macro images like most lamers. It took me three minutes to pull this off of my computer, host it on Trivia HQ's forums, and then link to it here. >:D
Title: Re: So... I have the house to myself for 10 days.
Post by: Totla on December 07, 2007, 11:06:15 PM
Quote from: PsychoYoshi on December 07, 2007, 11:03:50 PM
Quote from: Totla on December 07, 2007, 10:52:22 PM
Quote from: PsychoYoshi on December 07, 2007, 10:43:59 PM
Quote from: wiiboychris on December 07, 2007, 10:39:48 PM
Oh please, everyone is saying very bad ideas, I tell you what to do..........invite friends to sleepover. :)

(http://209.85.62.26/5832/181/emo/whoosh.jpg)

This is about the most appropriate usage of this that I have ever seen.
image macro ban :|

PY doesn't macro images like most lamers. It took me three minutes to pull this off of my computer, host it on Trivia HQ's forums, and then link to it here. >:D
o that's ok then  :-*
Title: Re: So... I have the house to myself for 10 days.
Post by: Mystic on December 08, 2007, 01:17:36 AM
More fap
More high
More party ass off
More girls
Title: Re: So... I have the house to myself for 10 days.
Post by: JMV on December 08, 2007, 01:58:30 AM
have sex with different things in your house.
Title: Re: So... I have the house to myself for 10 days.
Post by: Geno on December 08, 2007, 02:56:32 AM
Quote from: JMV290 on December 08, 2007, 01:58:30 AM
have sex with different things in your house.
Best suggestion yet.
Title: Re: So... I have the house to myself for 10 days.
Post by: Viewtifulboy on December 08, 2007, 09:03:01 AM
Quote from: extraz on December 07, 2007, 09:44:21 PM
call in a stripper

What's that? ???
Title: Re: So... I have the house to myself for 10 days.
Post by: Pokesamrus on December 08, 2007, 09:05:21 AM
Quote from: Jono2 on December 07, 2007, 10:56:05 PM
#1 tip for staying home alone:


when your arm gets sore, switch hands.
left hand only never switch hands.
Title: Re: So... I have the house to myself for 10 days.
Post by: Pokesamrus on December 08, 2007, 09:05:58 AM
Quote from: Viewtifulboy on December 08, 2007, 09:03:01 AM
Quote from: extraz on December 07, 2007, 09:44:21 PM
call in a stripper

What's that? ???
A paper shredder you put your penis in.
Title: Re: So... I have the house to myself for 10 days.
Post by: Viewtifulboy on December 08, 2007, 09:08:18 AM
Quote from: Pokesamrus on December 08, 2007, 09:05:58 AM
Quote from: Viewtifulboy on December 08, 2007, 09:03:01 AM
Quote from: extraz on December 07, 2007, 09:44:21 PM
call in a stripper

What's that? ???
A paper shredder you put your penis in.

oh yeah. those hurt.
Title: Re: So... I have the house to myself for 10 days.
Post by: Riosan on December 08, 2007, 09:21:42 AM
Quote from: Viewtifulboy on December 08, 2007, 09:08:18 AM
oh yeah. those hurt.

Not that you would know.

Haha, ok, I'm sorry, that one was a low blow.

And more unintentional jokes arise.
Title: Re: So... I have the house to myself for 10 days.
Post by: Mystic on December 08, 2007, 09:28:21 AM
Quote from: Viewtifulboy on December 08, 2007, 09:08:18 AM
Quote from: Pokesamrus on December 08, 2007, 09:05:58 AM
Quote from: Viewtifulboy on December 08, 2007, 09:03:01 AM
Quote from: extraz on December 07, 2007, 09:44:21 PM
call in a stripper

What's that? ???
A paper shredder you put your penis in.

oh yeah. those hurt.
Self-ownage
Title: Re: So... I have the house to myself for 10 days.
Post by: Java on December 08, 2007, 09:48:28 AM
Quote from: Riosan on December 08, 2007, 09:21:42 AM
Quote from: Viewtifulboy on December 08, 2007, 09:08:18 AM
oh yeah. those hurt.

Not that you would know.

Haha, ok, I'm sorry, that one was a low blow.

And more unintentional jokes arise.
That actually made me laugh. XD
Title: Re: So... I have the house to myself for 10 days.
Post by: Sgt.Chilly on December 08, 2007, 09:58:38 AM
You ever seen th movie risky business?

Time to turn to you're house into a brothal.
Title: Re: So... I have the house to myself for 10 days.
Post by: Cecil_and_Kain on December 08, 2007, 10:08:04 AM
Quote from: RedMage on December 08, 2007, 09:58:38 AM
You ever seen th movie risky business?

Time to turn to you're house into a brothal.
(http://teamfbi.co.nz/pictures/roflbrothel.gif)
Title: Re: So... I have the house to myself for 10 days.
Post by: Mystic on December 08, 2007, 10:09:43 AM
Quote from: Cecil_and_Kain on December 08, 2007, 10:08:04 AM
Quote from: RedMage on December 08, 2007, 09:58:38 AM
You ever seen th movie risky business?

Time to turn to you're house into a brothal.
(http://teamfbi.co.nz/pictures/roflbrothel.gif)
rofl
Title: Re: So... I have the house to myself for 10 days.
Post by: DededeCloneChris on December 08, 2007, 10:17:51 AM
Quote from: Geno on December 08, 2007, 02:56:32 AM
Quote from: JMV290 on December 08, 2007, 01:58:30 AM
have sex with different things in your house.
Best suggestion yet.
Correction, bad suggestion yet.
Title: Re: So... I have the house to myself for 10 days.
Post by: Java on December 08, 2007, 10:26:25 AM
Quote from: Mystic Swampert on December 08, 2007, 10:09:43 AM
Quote from: Cecil_and_Kain on December 08, 2007, 10:08:04 AM
Quote from: RedMage on December 08, 2007, 09:58:38 AM
You ever seen th movie risky business?

Time to turn to you're house into a brothal.
(http://teamfbi.co.nz/pictures/roflbrothel.gif)
rofl
Oh my.
Title: Re: So... I have the house to myself for 10 days.
Post by: yes.derek on December 08, 2007, 10:27:49 AM
Brothel idea wins.

Commence now.
Title: Re: So... I have the house to myself for 10 days.
Post by: The Seventh on December 08, 2007, 11:11:51 AM
Make a makeshift flamethrower!  It only takes a can of body spray (or air freshner) and a lighter (perferrably a grill lighter.).  Or maybe a makeshift grenade by using a empty water bottle, a box of alkaseltzer, and water.  Remember to use the bottle cap, too!