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Title: Torture methods
Post by: Viewtifulboy on December 08, 2007, 05:29:11 PM
I'm thinking of some ways for torture for a reason (I'm not telling).  Can anyone give me some good torture methods?
Title: Re: Torture methods
Post by: Tupin on December 08, 2007, 05:29:51 PM
Several hours of the VJ anime? ::)
Title: Re: Torture methods
Post by: Viewtifulboy on December 08, 2007, 05:30:33 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on December 08, 2007, 05:29:51 PM
Several hours of the VJ anime? ::)

I'm trying to torture him, not make him live longer!
Title: Re: Torture methods
Post by: Nine 1 One on December 08, 2007, 05:31:12 PM
water boarding
Title: Re: Torture methods
Post by: L10 on December 08, 2007, 05:32:15 PM
NO! NO! STOP, THE POSTING HURTS!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

....you posting alone is torture
Title: Re: Torture methods
Post by: Viewtifulboy on December 08, 2007, 05:33:06 PM
Quote from: Lichig0 on December 08, 2007, 05:32:15 PM
NO! NO! STOP, THE POSTING HURTS!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

....you posting alone is torture

It can't be long distance torture.
Title: Re: Torture methods
Post by: Ridley on December 08, 2007, 05:33:57 PM
We won't help unless you tell us why
Title: Re: Torture methods
Post by: Tupin on December 08, 2007, 05:34:32 PM
Quote from: Viewtifulboy on December 08, 2007, 05:33:06 PM
Quote from: Lichig0 on December 08, 2007, 05:32:15 PM
NO! NO! STOP, THE POSTING HURTS!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

....you posting alone is torture

It can't be long distance torture.
Several hours of you talking about VJ/Phuuz/One Piece.

Trust me. It's certainly torturing me. :|
Title: Re: Torture methods
Post by: Viewtifulboy on December 08, 2007, 05:35:47 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on December 08, 2007, 05:34:32 PM
Quote from: Viewtifulboy on December 08, 2007, 05:33:06 PM
Quote from: Lichig0 on December 08, 2007, 05:32:15 PM
NO! NO! STOP, THE POSTING HURTS!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

....you posting alone is torture

It can't be long distance torture.
Several hours of you talking about VJ/Phuuz/One Piece.

Trust me. It's certainly torturing me. :|

I'll run out of breath
Title: Re: Torture methods
Post by: L10 on December 08, 2007, 05:35:48 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on December 08, 2007, 05:34:32 PM
Quote from: Viewtifulboy on December 08, 2007, 05:33:06 PM
Quote from: Lichig0 on December 08, 2007, 05:32:15 PM
NO! NO! STOP, THE POSTING HURTS!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

....you posting alone is torture

It can't be long distance torture.
Several hours of you talking about VJ/Phuuz/One Piece.

Trust me. It's certainly torturing me. :|
i agree
Title: Re: Torture methods
Post by: Silverhawk79 on December 08, 2007, 05:35:54 PM
Force them to watch Gigli. That was a really, really, really bad movie.
Title: Re: Torture methods
Post by: Gwen Khan on December 08, 2007, 05:37:01 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on December 08, 2007, 05:35:54 PM
Force them to watch Gigli. That was a really, really, really bad movie.

How about "Manos" the Hands of Fate, That was a awful movie
Title: Re: Torture methods
Post by: Viewtifulboy on December 08, 2007, 05:38:15 PM
 :O :robotveryhappy:
My devios mind came up with a torture worse than hell it'sself.  I will make him watch...... The Funimation dub of One Piece and Kappa Mikey at the same time!  It's flawless!
Title: Re: Torture methods
Post by: L10 on December 08, 2007, 05:39:13 PM
Quote from: Commissar Andy on December 08, 2007, 05:37:01 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on December 08, 2007, 05:35:54 PM
Force them to watch Gigli. That was a really, really, really bad movie.

How about "Manos" the Hands of Fate, That was a awful movie
how about not movies.......
iz think we should stop giving him ideas, he might spam.....oh wait
Title: Re: Torture methods
Post by: Tupin on December 08, 2007, 05:39:41 PM
Quote from: Viewtifulboy on December 08, 2007, 05:38:15 PM
:O :robotveryhappy:
My devios mind came up with a torture worse than hell it'sself.  I will make him watch...... The Funimation dub of One Piece and Kappa Mikey at the same time!  It's flawless!
How can you torture him by making him watch good shows?

I myself would enjoy it. :)
Title: Re: Torture methods
Post by: bluaki on December 08, 2007, 05:40:07 PM
Quote from: Viewtifulboy on December 08, 2007, 05:38:15 PM
:O :robotveryhappy:
My devios mind came up with a torture worse than hell it'sself.  I will make him watch...... The Funimation dub of One Piece and Kappa Mikey at the same time!  It's flawless!
Are you kidding? Those combined aren't as bad as your posts.
By the way, 4kids and Phuuz are both way worse than Funimation ::)
Title: Re: Torture methods
Post by: Viewtifulboy on December 08, 2007, 05:41:57 PM
Quote from: bluaki on December 08, 2007, 05:40:07 PM
Quote from: Viewtifulboy on December 08, 2007, 05:38:15 PM
:O :robotveryhappy:
My devios mind came up with a torture worse than hell it'sself.  I will make him watch...... The Funimation dub of One Piece and Kappa Mikey at the same time!  It's flawless!
Are you kidding? Those combined aren't as bad as your posts.
By the way, 4kids and Phuuz are both way worse than Funimation ::)

You'll test my methods :robotangry: get in the iron maiden.
Title: Re: Torture methods
Post by: Jono2 on December 08, 2007, 05:42:04 PM
just exist for a couple minutes, and they will beg for mercy.
Title: Re: Torture methods
Post by: Beck on December 08, 2007, 05:53:11 PM
Chinese Water Torture?

Drop little drops of water on their heads at random intervals...
Title: Re: Torture methods
Post by: sleepin_dude_99 on December 08, 2007, 05:56:22 PM
Quote from: M!ppo on December 08, 2007, 05:53:11 PM
Chinese Water Torture?

Drop little drops of water on their heads at random intervals...
Not random.

Random is less annoying.
Title: Re: Torture methods
Post by: Nine 1 One on December 08, 2007, 05:57:34 PM
Quote from: M!ppo on December 08, 2007, 05:53:11 PM
Chinese Water Torture?

Drop little drops of water on their heads at random intervals...
Hey mippo member me u mite not but that halo game crashed two school laptops that my mom rented out from her school lol
Title: Re: Torture methods
Post by: L10 on December 08, 2007, 05:58:09 PM
Quote from: Kilroy on December 08, 2007, 05:56:22 PM
Quote from: M!ppo on December 08, 2007, 05:53:11 PM
Chinese Water Torture?

Drop little drops of water on their heads at random intervals...
Not random.

Random is less annoying.
really watch moar mythbuster
god
Title: Re: Torture methods
Post by: WiiGuy on December 08, 2007, 05:58:36 PM
tickeling :D
Title: Re: Torture methods
Post by: Rayquarian on December 08, 2007, 06:13:03 PM
Drown him.
Title: Re: Torture methods
Post by: RedRaider on December 08, 2007, 06:39:12 PM
I find this thread enlightening and spirit-lifting. I hope it continues to exist for the rest of my life, because any time I read it I am overcome with extreme joy.
Title: Re: Torture methods
Post by: Java on December 08, 2007, 07:28:44 PM
You posting is extreme torture...

Hell, you just being around is torture enough.
Title: Re: Torture methods
Post by: LinkXLR on December 08, 2007, 07:38:15 PM
Make him watch this. (http://youtube.com/watch?v=smUCdkx-YGQ)
Title: Re: Torture methods
Post by: Qsmash on December 08, 2007, 07:43:29 PM
Tell him Viewtiful Joe is the best.
Title: Re: Torture methods
Post by: Jono2 on December 08, 2007, 07:45:41 PM
Quote from: LinkXLR on December 08, 2007, 07:38:15 PM
Make him watch this. (http://youtube.com/watch?v=smUCdkx-YGQ)

or this. (http://youtube.com/watch?v=MKzqP4-0Z6M)
Title: Re: Torture methods
Post by: Lotos on December 08, 2007, 07:48:11 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on December 08, 2007, 05:29:51 PM
Several hours of the VJ anime? ::)
Of course :D
Title: Re: Torture methods
Post by: ThePowerOfOne on December 08, 2007, 07:51:12 PM
Try Chinese Water Tourture. Strap the person down, and drip water on their head.
Title: Re: Torture methods
Post by: extraz on December 08, 2007, 07:57:05 PM
something involving toe nails, teeth, and testicles
Title: Re: Torture methods
Post by: Viewtifulboy on December 09, 2007, 05:29:33 AM
Quote from: extraz on December 08, 2007, 07:57:05 PM
something involving toe nails, teeth, and testicles

What's that last thing?
Title: Re: Torture methods
Post by: sleepin_dude_99 on December 09, 2007, 06:56:10 AM
Quote from: Viewtifulboy on December 09, 2007, 05:29:33 AM
Quote from: extraz on December 08, 2007, 07:57:05 PM
something involving toe nails, teeth, and testicles

What's that last thing?
How big is the rock you live under?
Title: Re: Torture methods
Post by: L10 on December 09, 2007, 07:57:33 AM
Quote from: Kilroy on December 09, 2007, 06:56:10 AM
Quote from: Viewtifulboy on December 09, 2007, 05:29:33 AM
Quote from: extraz on December 08, 2007, 07:57:05 PM
something involving toe nails, teeth, and testicles

What's that last thing?
How big is the rock you live under?
remember he isn't old enough to know what they are....
Title: Re: Torture methods
Post by: Viewtifulboy on December 09, 2007, 08:05:44 AM
Quote from: Kilroy on December 09, 2007, 06:56:10 AM
Quote from: Viewtifulboy on December 09, 2007, 05:29:33 AM
Quote from: extraz on December 08, 2007, 07:57:05 PM
something involving toe nails, teeth, and testicles

What's that last thing?
How big is the rock you live under?

I live in a house ::)
Title: Re: Torture methods
Post by: L10 on December 09, 2007, 08:08:19 AM
Quote from: Viewtifulboy on December 09, 2007, 08:05:44 AM
Quote from: Kilroy on December 09, 2007, 06:56:10 AM
Quote from: Viewtifulboy on December 09, 2007, 05:29:33 AM
Quote from: extraz on December 08, 2007, 07:57:05 PM
something involving toe nails, teeth, and testicles

What's that last thing?
How big is the rock you live under?

I live in a house ::)
does it look like Patric's house from Spongebob
Title: Re: Torture methods
Post by: Cecil_and_Kain on December 09, 2007, 08:11:12 AM
Strap them to a table and slowly lower a swinging pendulum towards them.
Title: Re: Torture methods
Post by: yes.derek on December 09, 2007, 08:37:06 AM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on December 08, 2007, 05:29:51 PM
Several hours of the VJ anime? ::)

That'll do.

It'd drive me to suicide, that's for sure.
Title: Re: Torture methods
Post by: sleepin_dude_99 on December 09, 2007, 08:38:43 AM
Quote from: Viewtifulboy on December 09, 2007, 08:05:44 AM
Quote from: Kilroy on December 09, 2007, 06:56:10 AM
Quote from: Viewtifulboy on December 09, 2007, 05:29:33 AM
Quote from: extraz on December 08, 2007, 07:57:05 PM
something involving toe nails, teeth, and testicles

What's that last thing?
How big is the rock you live under?

I live in a house ::)
A large semi-sphere that's malformed on the top.

Yes, we know.

Now how big.
Title: Re: Torture methods
Post by: Tupin on December 09, 2007, 11:19:46 AM
Quote from: Kilroy on December 09, 2007, 08:38:43 AM
Quote from: Viewtifulboy on December 09, 2007, 08:05:44 AM
Quote from: Kilroy on December 09, 2007, 06:56:10 AM
Quote from: Viewtifulboy on December 09, 2007, 05:29:33 AM
Quote from: extraz on December 08, 2007, 07:57:05 PM
something involving toe nails, teeth, and testicles

What's that last thing?
How big is the rock you live under?

I live in a house ::)
A large semi-sphere that's malformed on the top.

Yes, we know.

Now how big.
How much of a sheltered child must he be if he doesn't know what testicles are and he's 17? :|
Title: Re: Torture methods
Post by: yes.derek on December 09, 2007, 11:31:49 AM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on December 09, 2007, 11:19:46 AM
Quote from: Kilroy on December 09, 2007, 08:38:43 AM
Quote from: Viewtifulboy on December 09, 2007, 08:05:44 AM
Quote from: Kilroy on December 09, 2007, 06:56:10 AM
Quote from: Viewtifulboy on December 09, 2007, 05:29:33 AM
Quote from: extraz on December 08, 2007, 07:57:05 PM
something involving toe nails, teeth, and testicles

What's that last thing?
How big is the rock you live under?

I live in a house ::)
A large semi-sphere that's malformed on the top.

Yes, we know.

Now how big.
How much of a sheltered child must he be if he doesn't know what testicles are and he's 17? :|

Not sheltered.

Just stupid.
Title: Re: Torture methods
Post by: Tupin on December 09, 2007, 11:33:00 AM
Quote from: darkmariov2 on December 09, 2007, 11:31:49 AM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on December 09, 2007, 11:19:46 AM
Quote from: Kilroy on December 09, 2007, 08:38:43 AM
Quote from: Viewtifulboy on December 09, 2007, 08:05:44 AM
Quote from: Kilroy on December 09, 2007, 06:56:10 AM
Quote from: Viewtifulboy on December 09, 2007, 05:29:33 AM
Quote from: extraz on December 08, 2007, 07:57:05 PM
something involving toe nails, teeth, and testicles

What's that last thing?
How big is the rock you live under?

I live in a house ::)
A large semi-sphere that's malformed on the top.

Yes, we know.

Now how big.
How much of a sheltered child must he be if he doesn't know what testicles are and he's 17? :|

Not sheltered.

Just stupid.

He must have:

1.NEVER had cable.
2. Not taken sex ed.

:|
Title: Re: Torture methods
Post by: yes.derek on December 09, 2007, 11:34:01 AM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on December 09, 2007, 11:33:00 AM
Quote from: darkmariov2 on December 09, 2007, 11:31:49 AM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on December 09, 2007, 11:19:46 AM
Quote from: Kilroy on December 09, 2007, 08:38:43 AM
Quote from: Viewtifulboy on December 09, 2007, 08:05:44 AM
Quote from: Kilroy on December 09, 2007, 06:56:10 AM
Quote from: Viewtifulboy on December 09, 2007, 05:29:33 AM
Quote from: extraz on December 08, 2007, 07:57:05 PM
something involving toe nails, teeth, and testicles

What's that last thing?
How big is the rock you live under?

I live in a house ::)
A large semi-sphere that's malformed on the top.

Yes, we know.

Now how big.
How much of a sheltered child must he be if he doesn't know what testicles are and he's 17? :|

Not sheltered.

Just stupid.

He must have:

1.NEVER had cable.
2. Not taken sex ed.

:|


I actually figured out what they were on my own.

I don't remember how though.
Title: Re: Torture methods
Post by: Java on December 09, 2007, 11:35:25 AM
Quote from: Viewtifulboy on December 09, 2007, 05:29:33 AM
Quote from: extraz on December 08, 2007, 07:57:05 PM
something involving toe nails, teeth, and testicles

What's that last thing?
Those two things that you don't have.

Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on December 09, 2007, 11:33:00 AM
Quote from: darkmariov2 on December 09, 2007, 11:31:49 AM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on December 09, 2007, 11:19:46 AM
Quote from: Kilroy on December 09, 2007, 08:38:43 AM
Quote from: Viewtifulboy on December 09, 2007, 08:05:44 AM
Quote from: Kilroy on December 09, 2007, 06:56:10 AM
Quote from: Viewtifulboy on December 09, 2007, 05:29:33 AM
Quote from: extraz on December 08, 2007, 07:57:05 PM
something involving toe nails, teeth, and testicles

What's that last thing?
How big is the rock you live under?

I live in a house ::)
A large semi-sphere that's malformed on the top.

Yes, we know.

Now how big.
How much of a sheltered child must he be if he doesn't know what testicles are and he's 17? :|

Not sheltered.

Just stupid.

He must have:

1.NEVER had cable.
2. Not taken sex ed.

:|

He must have never taken a shower...

Title: Re: Torture methods
Post by: Tupin on December 09, 2007, 11:37:45 AM
Quote from: darkmariov2 on December 09, 2007, 11:34:01 AM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on December 09, 2007, 11:33:00 AM
Quote from: darkmariov2 on December 09, 2007, 11:31:49 AM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on December 09, 2007, 11:19:46 AM
Quote from: Kilroy on December 09, 2007, 08:38:43 AM
Quote from: Viewtifulboy on December 09, 2007, 08:05:44 AM
Quote from: Kilroy on December 09, 2007, 06:56:10 AM
Quote from: Viewtifulboy on December 09, 2007, 05:29:33 AM
Quote from: extraz on December 08, 2007, 07:57:05 PM
something involving toe nails, teeth, and testicles

What's that last thing?
How big is the rock you live under?

I live in a house ::)
A large semi-sphere that's malformed on the top.

Yes, we know.

Now how big.
How much of a sheltered child must he be if he doesn't know what testicles are and he's 17? :|

Not sheltered.

Just stupid.

He must have:

1.NEVER had cable.
2. Not taken sex ed.

:|


I actually figured out what they were on my own.

I don't remember how though.

me too.
Title: Re: Torture methods
Post by: Viewtifulboy on December 09, 2007, 12:03:46 PM

He must have never taken a shower...


[/quote]

I take showers, but not willingly :(
Title: Re: Torture methods
Post by: Tupin on December 09, 2007, 12:04:26 PM
Quote from: Viewtifulboy on December 09, 2007, 12:03:46 PM
He must have never taken a shower...



I take showers, but not willingly :(
[/quote]
Gross...

Title: Re: Torture methods
Post by: yes.derek on December 09, 2007, 12:05:44 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on December 09, 2007, 12:04:26 PM
Quote from: Viewtifulboy on December 09, 2007, 12:03:46 PM
He must have never taken a shower...



I take showers, but not willingly :(
Gross...


[/quote]

Dude...that's disgusting. =/
Title: Re: Torture methods
Post by: Zovistograt on December 09, 2007, 12:46:00 PM
Quote from: darkmariov2 on December 09, 2007, 12:05:44 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on December 09, 2007, 12:04:26 PM
Quote from: Viewtifulboy on December 09, 2007, 12:03:46 PM
He must have never taken a shower...



I take showers, but not willingly :(
Gross...



Dude...that's disgusting. =/
btw, noishe screwed up the quotes.  Fixed.
Title: Re: Torture methods
Post by: L10 on December 09, 2007, 12:49:48 PM
Quote from: Zovistograt on December 09, 2007, 12:46:00 PM
Quote from: darkmariov2 on December 09, 2007, 12:05:44 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on December 09, 2007, 12:04:26 PM
Quote from: Viewtifulboy on December 09, 2007, 12:03:46 PM
He must have never taken a shower...



I take showers, but not willingly :(
Gross...



Dude...that's disgusting. =/
btw, noishe screwed up the quotes.  Fixed.
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