ITT, 1up me (lol, pun).
(http://photos-a.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v160/166/81/534738089/s534738089_249408_2314.jpg)
Mine's better. It says:
Allergic to Stupid People.
I've the same shirt, but it's better than yours 'cause there's a safety pin in it. :0
well i have super keen big dog shirts. haha keen. :P that word makes me laugh.