From Pickup Lines
Mathematical
* I'm sine squared theta; you're cosine squared theta. Together we are one.
* You're good at math right? Is 69 a perfect square?
* You wanna play 68? You do me and I'll owe you one.
* I want to be your derivative so I can lie tangent to your curves.
* I want to be your second derivative so I can explore your concavity.
* I know calculus. It says U+Me=Us.
* Hey Baby, you look like a TI-89....because I want to put my natural log in you!
* Being without you is liking being a metric space in which exists a Cauchy sequence that does not converge.
* You give my vector both direction and magnitude.
Physics
* I'm so attracted to you, I think physicists are going to add a 5th fundamental force.
* I use my rod of infinite length for more than just simplifying equations.
* I think that dress would look better accelerating at 9.81m/s2 to my bedroom floor.
* I know the spring constant for my matress, you wanna go take some data?
* Do you want to see my linear particle accelarator?
* Damn baby you Planck temperature hot!
Computer
* Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.
* You turn my floppy disk into a hard drive!
* You turn my software into hardware.
* Hey baby, wanna exploit my open port?
They aren't even remotely funny, forget trying to pickup a girl :|
I really don't think this darn article can be real :|
Full thing:
http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Pick-up_lines
The last one is "You know, I read the entire Wikiquote article on Pickup lines" :|
very sexcellant.
Sounds like something Spock would say. 0_o
(http://wasteofmybandwidth.com/test/rofl.jpg)
I'm not an idiot...
These actually work sadly at the college I may be attending next fall.
I've also heard most of those before.
Quote from: Friendly Hostile on December 14, 2007, 09:47:59 PM
These actually work sadly at the college I may be attending next fall.
I've also heard most of those before.
What college is this, UC-Berkeley?
Quote from: Hiei on December 14, 2007, 09:52:07 PM
Quote from: Friendly Hostile on December 14, 2007, 09:47:59 PM
These actually work sadly at the college I may be attending next fall.
I've also heard most of those before.
What college is this, UC-Berkeley?
RIT
I thought pickup lines were just for fun and haha's.
You turn my Floppy disk into a Hard drive.........I feel guilty laughing at that.
Quote from: Kilroy on December 14, 2007, 09:35:28 PM
* I want to be your derivative so I can lie tangent to your curves.
* I want to be your second derivative so I can explore your concavity.
I've actually used those two before. Obviously not in a serious manner. But I never knew they were actually known by more than me and a few acquaintances I have. I thought one of us made them up in our AP Calc class, but I guess not.
Of course, it's possible one of them added them to Wikiquote, but what are the chances of that being true?
The worse part: I got all of them. >>
My favorite one: "I wish I was DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes."
Oh look, it's on there.
Wow. Those are the silliest pickup lines ever. EVER. But a lot of them are kinda funny. ;D
I actually lol'd at the 69 one. xP
Quote from: Kilroy on December 14, 2007, 09:35:28 PM
From Pickup Lines
Mathematical
* I'm sine squared theta; you're cosine squared theta. Together we are one.
* You're good at math right? Is 69 a perfect square?
* You wanna play 68? You do me and I'll owe you one.
* I want to be your derivative so I can lie tangent to your curves.
* I want to be your second derivative so I can explore your concavity.
* I know calculus. It says U+Me=Us.
* Hey Baby, you look like a TI-89....because I want to put my natural log in you!
* Being without you is liking being a metric space in which exists a Cauchy sequence that does not converge.
* You give my vector both direction and magnitude.
Physics
* I'm so attracted to you, I think physicists are going to add a 5th fundamental force.
* I use my rod of infinite length for more than just simplifying equations.
* I think that dress would look better accelerating at 9.81m/s2 to my bedroom floor.
* I know the spring constant for my matress, you wanna go take some data?
* Do you want to see my linear particle accelarator?
* dang baby you Planck temperature hot!
Computer
* Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.
* You turn my floppy disk into a hard drive!
* You turn my software into hardware.
* Hey baby, wanna exploit my open port?
They aren't even remotely funny, forget trying to pickup a girl :|
I really don't think this dang article can be real :|
Full thing:
http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Pick-up_lines
The last one is "You know, I read the entire Wikiquote article on Pickup lines" :|
Those are STUPID.
Anyone who tries to use those will be rejected INSTANTLY.
It's bad to use pick-up lines in the first place.
Who's the guy without a life who made those? I wanna knock some sense into their head.
Quote from: Jono2 on December 14, 2007, 09:42:09 PM
(http://wasteofmybandwidth.com/test/rofl.jpg)
I LOL'ed at that pic.
Quote from: red7js on December 15, 2007, 09:52:23 AM
Quote from: Jono2 on December 14, 2007, 09:42:09 PM
(http://wasteofmybandwidth.com/test/rofl.jpg)
I LOL'ed at that pic.
meh, I was trying to find the one from wand of gamelon with link saying "I lol'd", but I couldn't find it on google search...
Quote from: Jono2 on December 15, 2007, 09:55:13 AM
Quote from: red7js on December 15, 2007, 09:52:23 AM
Quote from: Jono2 on December 14, 2007, 09:42:09 PM
(http://wasteofmybandwidth.com/test/rofl.jpg)
I LOL'ed at that pic.
meh, I was trying to find the one from wand of gamelon with link saying "I lol'd", but I couldn't find it on google search...
(http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b306/qe286/Funny%20Shit/LOLd.gif)
Being without you is liking being a metric space in which exists a Cauchy sequence that does not converge.
there was actually a study on this and saying "hi" was way more effective than any line.