(http://www.lewis-clark.org/media/images/sloth_bears.jpg)
Three bears approach slowly. What do I do?
cast magic missile
summon the clan man.
Start charging your lazers.
Do the hokey pokie.
Jump.
Quote from: LiveOnTheEdge on December 15, 2007, 04:34:46 PM
Do the hokey pokie.
/me does the hokey pokey
(http://www.americanbear.org/shared/images/homepage/black-bear.jpg)
The bears seem enticed and possibly aroused. Now what?
Whip out /guro/.
Quote from: Cardinal on December 15, 2007, 04:43:16 PM
Whip out /guro/.
Well...okay, I'll try.
(http://www.hafdis.dk/pictures/silly/animals/Bear%20screaming%20at%20the%20camera.jpg)
OH GOD THEY DON'T LIKE THAT
Braid your hair.
Put on your robe and wizard hat
Try /34/?
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on December 15, 2007, 04:46:56 PM
Put on your robe and wizard hat
Okay, here goes.
(http://www.telegraph.co.uk/connected/graphics/2007/02/10/dlphot3.jpg)
Hmm...for some reason, they seem to have become wide and retarded. That should stall them. Now what do I do?
What's that coming over the hill
Is it a monster? Is it a monster?
What's that coming over the hill
Is it a monster? Is it a monster?
What's that coming over the hill
Is it a monster? Is it a monster?
What's that coming over the hill?
make lotsa spaghetti
Quote from: Riosan on December 15, 2007, 04:49:56 PM
make lotsa spaghetti
(http://whatthecrap.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/polarbear-eating-meat.jpg)
Look at that mess! Such a messy pasta lover. And look how lovely its made his coat!
...wait, where'd the other bears go?
Raise shields, Charge Phaser banks, Load Photon torpedoes, and use the infinite life cheat.
SHURYUKEN!
I SORT GLASS.
Do a barrel roll.
use your zanpakutō?
/me turns around slowly
(http://tn3-1.deviantart.com/300W/fs7.deviantart.com/i/2005/184/9/3/Angry_Bear_by_theospix.jpg)
OH JESUS
Quote from: Kazooie-Banjo on December 15, 2007, 04:58:19 PM
/me turns around slowly
(http://tn3-1.deviantart.com/300W/fs7.deviantart.com/i/2005/184/9/3/Angry_Bear_by_theospix.jpg)
OH JESUS
Here, use this automatic 12gauge shotgun.
*tosses Machine Gun to Kazooie-Banjo*
Be Japanese-ier. ^_^
Quote from: red7js on December 15, 2007, 05:01:22 PM
Quote from: Kazooie-Banjo on December 15, 2007, 04:58:19 PM
/me turns around slowly
(http://tn3-1.deviantart.com/300W/fs7.deviantart.com/i/2005/184/9/3/Angry_Bear_by_theospix.jpg)
OH JESUS
Here, use this automatic 12gauge shotgun.
*tosses Machine Gun to Kazooie-Banjo*
(http://www.senatordavidnorris.ie/images/Norway_PolarBearShot400.jpg)
whew that was close
bear dead; story over
what a magical ending i liked the part with the koopa football players
Quote from: Riosan on December 15, 2007, 05:07:06 PM
bear dead; story over
what a magical ending i liked the part with the koopa football players
FOOTBALL