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Title: What are your chances of surviving a zombie apocalyse?
Post by: Rayquarian on December 15, 2007, 09:45:10 PM
http://www.justsayhi.com/bb/zombie

I got %49.  That's almost 50/50!
Title: Re: What are your chances of surviving a zombie apocalyse?
Post by: not famy on December 15, 2007, 09:48:15 PM
yay 62%

thats like my gpa but better
Title: Re: What are your chances of surviving a zombie apocalyse?
Post by: Tupin on December 15, 2007, 09:49:06 PM
37%.
Title: Re: What are your chances of surviving a zombie apocalyse?
Post by: Zovistograt on December 15, 2007, 09:49:24 PM
54%...better than half :O
Title: Re: What are your chances of surviving a zombie apocalyse?
Post by: Kaz on December 15, 2007, 09:52:28 PM
48%

I'm not exactly allowed to have guns in my dorm room, so...yeah.
Title: Re: What are your chances of surviving a zombie apocalyse?
Post by: Red on December 15, 2007, 09:55:26 PM
67%. Nice.
Title: Re: What are your chances of surviving a zombie apocalyse?
Post by: TOM_RIDDLE on December 15, 2007, 10:00:17 PM
60%
Title: Re: What are your chances of surviving a zombie apocalyse?
Post by: Shujinco2 on December 15, 2007, 10:02:34 PM
DAMN!

77%!

I'm a complete BAD@$$!
Title: Re: What are your chances of surviving a zombie apocalyse?
Post by: not famy on December 15, 2007, 10:04:13 PM
Quote from: Shujinco on December 15, 2007, 10:02:34 PM
DAMN!

77%!

I'm a complete BAD@$$!
we all know you lied on it |:
Title: Re: What are your chances of surviving a zombie apocalyse?
Post by: Shujinco2 on December 15, 2007, 10:06:16 PM
Quote from: famy on December 15, 2007, 10:04:13 PM
Quote from: Shujinco on December 15, 2007, 10:02:34 PM
dang!

77%!

I'm a complete BAD@$$!
we all know you lied on it |:
My only flaws were me living in a giant town (Madison, WI), randomly deciding to go to a mall, and being an overall good person.

OTHER THAN THAT, I'm just AWESOME!
Title: Re: What are your chances of surviving a zombie apocalyse?
Post by: Gwen Khan on December 15, 2007, 10:17:07 PM
48% but since I live next to a graveyard it might not be as high, oh and just for the heck of it watch this
http://youtube.com/watch?v=IoXgRtDysLY even bush is planing for it
Title: Re: What are your chances of surviving a zombie apocalyse?
Post by: Kaz on December 15, 2007, 10:20:16 PM
Quote from: Shujinco on December 15, 2007, 10:02:34 PM
DAMN!

77%!

I'm a complete BAD@$$!

Yeah, because it takes a real badass to not allow yourself to swear.
Title: Re: What are your chances of surviving a zombie apocalyse?
Post by: Ridley on December 15, 2007, 10:33:57 PM
100% I'm a space dragon. I would fly to another world and blow earth up :robotveryhappy:
Title: Re: What are your chances of surviving a zombie apocalyse?
Post by: Shujinco2 on December 15, 2007, 10:35:43 PM
Quote from: Kazooie-Banjo on December 15, 2007, 10:20:16 PM
Quote from: Shujinco on December 15, 2007, 10:02:34 PM
dang!

77%!

I'm a complete BAD@$$!

Yeah, because it takes a real badass to not allow yourself to swear.
*Slices out heart*

*Eats heart*

*Divides by Zero for the heck of it*
Title: Re: What are your chances of surviving a zombie apocalyse?
Post by: not famy on December 15, 2007, 10:37:14 PM
Quote from: Shujinco on December 15, 2007, 10:35:43 PM
Quote from: Kazooie-Banjo on December 15, 2007, 10:20:16 PM
Quote from: Shujinco on December 15, 2007, 10:02:34 PM
dang!

77%!

I'm a complete BAD@$$!

Yeah, because it takes a real badass to not allow yourself to swear.
*Slices out heart*

*Eats heart*

*Divides by Zero for the heck of it*
real badasses rp

o ya u would definitely survive zombie attacks. make them sign up on some poopty rp forum and you can rp them to death lolz
Title: Re: What are your chances of surviving a zombie apocalyse?
Post by: Mystic on December 15, 2007, 10:39:28 PM
100 percent cause mah sexiness meter say 100 percent
Title: Re: What are your chances of surviving a zombie apocalyse?
Post by: Jono2 on December 15, 2007, 10:39:36 PM
I always score under 50% on those things... Too much going back to save loved ones & running away from diseased loved ones & trying to find a cure & trusting others.
Title: Re: What are your chances of surviving a zombie apocalyse?
Post by: Shujinco2 on December 15, 2007, 10:42:51 PM
Quote from: famy on December 15, 2007, 10:37:14 PM
Quote from: Shujinco on December 15, 2007, 10:35:43 PM
Quote from: Kazooie-Banjo on December 15, 2007, 10:20:16 PM
Quote from: Shujinco on December 15, 2007, 10:02:34 PM
dang!

77%!

I'm a complete BAD@$$!

Yeah, because it takes a real badass to not allow yourself to swear.
*Slices out heart*

*Eats heart*

*Divides by Zero for the heck of it*
real badasses rp

o ya u would definitely survive zombie attacks. make them sign up on some s***ty rp forum and you can rp them to death lolz
????

WTF are you talking about?

First of all, SCREW THE FORUMS! I need that time to make Moltovos!

And right now I really have no need to be such a badass! Right now, NOTHING has come up for me to take that action! BUT, if something WERE to come up *cough* zombie apocalyse *cough*, I would feel the need to unleash my utter badassiness onto all those unfortunite zombies!

Trust me, I can be crazy and leathal when I want to be, but I can be nice nd gental as well! I'm like a bipolar teenager! (I AM a bipolar teenager! :) )
Title: Re: What are your chances of surviving a zombie apocalyse?
Post by: bluaki on December 15, 2007, 10:44:34 PM
"You Have a 27% Chance of Survival!"
Title: Re: What are your chances of surviving a zombie apocalyse?
Post by: not famy on December 15, 2007, 10:47:31 PM
Quote from: Shujinco on December 15, 2007, 10:42:51 PM
????

WTF are you talking about?
ur dum
Quote from: Shujinco on December 15, 2007, 10:42:51 PM
blah blah blah
ya ur stooped
Quote from: Shujinco on December 15, 2007, 10:42:51 PM
Trust me, I can be crazy and leathal when I want to be, but I can be nice nd gental as well! I'm like a bipolar teenager! (I AM a bipolar teenager! :) )
no ur just a stooped animu weirdo with add

Title: Re: What are your chances of surviving a zombie apocalyse?
Post by: Shujinco2 on December 15, 2007, 10:52:10 PM
Quote from: famy on December 15, 2007, 10:47:31 PM
Quote from: Shujinco on December 15, 2007, 10:42:51 PM
????

WTF are you talking about?
ur dum
Quote from: Shujinco on December 15, 2007, 10:42:51 PM
blah blah blah
ya ur stooped
Quote from: Shujinco on December 15, 2007, 10:42:51 PM
Trust me, I can be crazy and leathal when I want to be, but I can be nice nd gental as well! I'm like a bipolar teenager! (I AM a bipolar teenager! :) )
no ur just a stooped animu weirdo with add


I see.

*Ignores famy from here on out*
Title: Re: What are your chances of surviving a zombie apocalyse?
Post by: not famy on December 15, 2007, 10:53:16 PM
Quote from: Shujinco on December 15, 2007, 10:52:10 PM
I see.

*Ignores famy from here on out*
gosh r u 12 years old
Title: Re: What are your chances of surviving a zombie apocalyse?
Post by: Kaz on December 15, 2007, 11:17:40 PM
Quote from: Shujinco on December 15, 2007, 10:35:43 PM
Quote from: Kazooie-Banjo on December 15, 2007, 10:20:16 PM
Quote from: Shujinco on December 15, 2007, 10:02:34 PM
dang!

77%!

I'm a complete BAD@$$!

Yeah, because it takes a real badass to not allow yourself to swear.
*Slices out heart*

*Eats heart*

*Divides by Zero for the heck of it*

I quietly sneak into your house in the dark and knock you out as you sleep with a heavy club, then I stuff you in a sack and take you back to my hideout. I dump you out of the sack, tie you to a chair, and wait for you to wake up. As soon as you do so, I slap you. You stutter, and yell, and I slap you again. I light up a cigar as you ninny and moan, and then I put it out in your left eye, effectively blinding you in that eye. You cry. You scream. I kick your shins. You can't do anything about it. I slap you again and again. I take out a switchblade and slowly cut off your ears. I make sure to do so as slowly as possibly, allowing you to agonize through the feeling of your ears being seperated from your head. I pour gasoline in your hair. I throw a lit match into it. I watch in pleasure and laugh heartily as your hair ignites and the top of your head is scalded. I put it out before it can burn anything else on your head. I slap you again. I untie you from the chair and force you on your knees. I tell you to suck my cock. You refuse. I slap you again. I keep slapping you and you still refuse. So I take out that nice switchblade again and you see it, and then you accept. You gag on my dick as I thrust it into your throat. You vomit repeatedly and the lining of your throat tears, blood spurting from your mouth when I finally pull out. I blow my load all over your face. You fall over, laying there on your side in a fetal position, hurt and abused. You cry pathetically, like a lost child. I kick you in the gut and you vomit again, this time with more blood. I tell you we're not done yet, and I force you on your knees again. You try to protest, but you can't. You don't have the energy to do anything but take it and suffer. I force you on all fours. I get behind you, on my knees. I roughly push my dick into your virgin ass. I rip into you and you bleed again. I grab your throat as I thrust harder into you, effectively choking you nearly to death as you cry from the pain all over your body. You are nothing now. You've been humiliated beyond comprehension. You're mine. But I don't want that. I only like the fresh ones. So, while my orgasm is at its peak, I reach under you and make a long slice across your belly with a dagger from my belt, allowing your innards to spill out across the floor. I slice through them, cutting apart everything I see, starting with your exposed large intestine. I lift up a piece of it and nibble delicately on it, allowing the acidity to burn my lips. I smile. You are in utter shock, unable to speak, slowly dying. Your eyes tell me that you wish to die. But I am not merciful. I rape you again and again, stabbing you all over as I do so. Chunks of your skin are scattered everywhere. I eat them all. And I love it. After a while, I decide I've had enough pleasure. I look into your one good eye, and check your pulse. Still alive, but just barely. Minutes to live, if that. I lie you on your back, and, with a big smile on my face, place one of my heavy boots on your face. I step down. Harder...harder...feeling your nose breaking under it...I lift up, and I stomp. I laugh as I hear more bones breaking. Your face is unrecognizable now. It's just an assortment of chunks of skin, exposed bone, and blood. Blood is everywhere. I make one final large stomp, and my boot goes to the back of your skull. I can feel your brain at the toe of my boot. I lift my foot out and stare down at your body. We're not done yet. You're dead, but I'm not done yet. I go to a corner of the room and bring out a chainsaw. I use it to quickly amputate your arms and legs, and finally, your head. I use a smaller automatic blade to slice through the remainder of your skull and free your brain. You might think that's a trophy, but it's not. I throw it against he wall, stomp on it, and light it on fire. Then I eat what's left. I stash away your limbs in a large freezer for later consumption. I write a nice note on a spare piece of paper. It's a detailed explanation of how you did this to yourself. How you deserved it. How you were no good to anyone and I was doing the world a favor. How you lied and cheated and were a flaming homosexual to boot. I put the note in a nice envelope, addressed to your parents. I stuff what's left of you in a cardboard box. I put the note on top of your corpse. I package the box nicely and have it sent to your parents' loving address. They find your corpse and shrug it off, because they didn't want you anyway. They decide to kill themselves just for the hell of it a few months later, but not before coming to me and thanking me with sexual gratitude. I tell them that I'm only doing my my job.

And I live happily ever after.
Title: Re: What are your chances of surviving a zombie apocalyse?
Post by: Jono2 on December 15, 2007, 11:22:08 PM
Quote from: Kazooie-Banjo on December 15, 2007, 11:17:40 PM
Quote from: Shujinco on December 15, 2007, 10:35:43 PM
Quote from: Kazooie-Banjo on December 15, 2007, 10:20:16 PM
Quote from: Shujinco on December 15, 2007, 10:02:34 PM
dang!

77%!

I'm a complete BAD@$$!

Yeah, because it takes a real badass to not allow yourself to swear.
*Slices out heart*

*Eats heart*

*Divides by Zero for the heck of it*

poop

that gave me a boner.
Title: Re: What are your chances of surviving a zombie apocalyse?
Post by: sleepin_dude_99 on December 15, 2007, 11:26:37 PM
57.

I only picked the Mall because it worked in Dead Rising :|
Title: Re: What are your chances of surviving a zombie apocalyse?
Post by: Kaz on December 15, 2007, 11:28:35 PM
Quote from: Jono2 on December 15, 2007, 11:22:08 PM
Quote from: Kazooie-Banjo on December 15, 2007, 11:17:40 PM
Quote from: Shujinco on December 15, 2007, 10:35:43 PM
Quote from: Kazooie-Banjo on December 15, 2007, 10:20:16 PM
Quote from: Shujinco on December 15, 2007, 10:02:34 PM
dang!

77%!

I'm a complete BAD@$$!

Yeah, because it takes a real badass to not allow yourself to swear.
*Slices out heart*

*Eats heart*

*Divides by Zero for the heck of it*

poop

that gave me a boner.

I had to take a break and masturbate because writing it was getting me so hot.
Title: Re: What are your chances of surviving a zombie apocalyse?
Post by: Java on December 15, 2007, 11:33:14 PM
29%
Do I win?
Title: Re: What are your chances of surviving a zombie apocalyse?
Post by: Totla on December 15, 2007, 11:33:41 PM
61%
Title: Re: What are your chances of surviving a zombie apocalyse?
Post by: Java on December 15, 2007, 11:33:54 PM
Quote from: Kazooie-Banjo on December 15, 2007, 11:17:40 PM
Quote from: Shujinco on December 15, 2007, 10:35:43 PM
Quote from: Kazooie-Banjo on December 15, 2007, 10:20:16 PM
Quote from: Shujinco on December 15, 2007, 10:02:34 PM
dang!

77%!

I'm a complete BAD@$$!

Yeah, because it takes a real badass to not allow yourself to swear.
*Slices out heart*

*Eats heart*

*Divides by Zero for the heck of it*

I quietly sneak into your house in the dark and knock you out as you sleep with a heavy club, then I stuff you in a sack and take you back to my hideout. I dump you out of the sack, tie you to a chair, and wait for you to wake up. As soon as you do so, I slap you. You stutter, and yell, and I slap you again. I light up a cigar as you b*** and moan, and then I put it out in your left eye, effectively blinding you in that eye. You cry. You scream. I kick your shins. You can't do anything about it. I slap you again and again. I take out a switchblade and slowly cut off your ears. I make sure to do so as slowly as possibly, allowing you to agonize through the feeling of your ears being seperated from your head. I pour gasoline in your hair. I throw a lit match into it. I watch in pleasure and laugh heartily as your hair ignites and the top of your head is scalded. I put it out before it can burn anything else on your head. I slap you again. I untie you from the chair and force you on your knees. I tell you to suck my cock. You refuse. I slap you again. I keep slapping you and you still refuse. So I take out that nice switchblade again and you see it, and then you accept. You gag on my d*ck as I thrust it into your throat. You vomit repeatedly and the lining of your throat tears, blood spurting from your mouth when I finally pull out. I blow my load all over your face. You fall over, laying there on your side in a fetal position, hurt and abused. You cry pathetically, like a lost child. I kick you in the gut and you vomit again, this time with more blood. I tell you we're not done yet, and I force you on your knees again. You try to protest, but you can't. You don't have the energy to do anything but take it and suffer. I force you on all fours. I get behind you, on my knees. I roughly push my d*ck into your virgin ass. I rip into you and you bleed again. I grab your throat as I thrust harder into you, effectively choking you nearly to death as you cry from the pain all over your body. You are nothing now. You've been humiliated beyond comprehension. You're mine. But I don't want that. I only like the fresh ones. So, while my orgasm is at its peak, I reach under you and make a long slice across your belly with a dagger from my belt, allowing your innards to spill out across the floor. I slice through them, cutting apart everything I see, starting with your exposed large intestine. I lift up a piece of it and nibble delicately on it, allowing the acidity to burn my lips. I smile. You are in utter shock, unable to speak, slowly dying. Your eyes tell me that you wish to die. But I am not merciful. I rape you again and again, stabbing you all over as I do so. Chunks of your skin are scattered everywhere. I eat them all. And I love it. After a while, I decide I've had enough pleasure. I look into your one good eye, and check your pulse. Still alive, but just barely. Minutes to live, if that. I lie you on your back, and, with a big smile on my face, place one of my heavy boots on your face. I step down. Harder...harder...feeling your nose breaking under it...I lift up, and I stomp. I laugh as I hear more bones breaking. Your face is unrecognizable now. It's just an assortment of chunks of skin, exposed bone, and blood. Blood is everywhere. I make one final large stomp, and my boot goes to the back of your skull. I can feel your brain at the toe of my boot. I lift my foot out and stare down at your body. We're not done yet. You're dead, but I'm not done yet. I go to a corner of the room and bring out a chainsaw. I use it to quickly amputate your arms and legs, and finally, your head. I use a smaller automatic blade to slice through the remainder of your skull and free your brain. You might think that's a trophy, but it's not. I throw it against he wall, stomp on it, and light it on fire. Then I eat what's left. I stash away your limbs in a large freezer for later consumption. I write a nice note on a spare piece of paper. It's a detailed explanation of how you did this to yourself. How you deserved it. How you were no good to anyone and I was doing the world a favor. How you lied and cheated and were a flaming homosexual to boot. I put the note in a nice envelope, addressed to your parents. I stuff what's left of you in a cardboard box. I put the note on top of your corpse. I package the box nicely and have it sent to your parents' loving address. They find your corpse and shrug it off, because they didn't want you anyway. They decide to kill themselves just for the hell of it a few months later, but not before coming to me and thanking me with sexual gratitude. I tell them that I'm only doing my my job.

And I live happily ever after.
Giant...Wall...of...Text...

O_O
Title: Re: What are your chances of surviving a zombie apocalyse?
Post by: Kaz on December 15, 2007, 11:35:13 PM
Quote from: Java_Java on December 15, 2007, 11:33:54 PM
Giant...Wall...of...Text...

O_O

read it

Quote from: Totla on December 15, 2007, 11:33:41 PM
<a href="http://www.justsayhi.com/bb/zombie" style="color: #fff; text-decoration: none; display: block; width: 385px; height: 209px; padding-top: 35px; background: url(http://assets.justsayhi.com/badges/642/983/zombie.5allu41sfz.jpg) no-repeat; font-family: Times New Roman, sans-serif; font-size: 60px; text-align: center;"><span style="display: block;">61%</span></a><p><small>Looking for payday loan (http://www.cashadvance1500.com)?</small></p>

lol no
Title: Re: What are your chances of surviving a zombie apocalyse?
Post by: Totla on December 15, 2007, 11:40:39 PM
Quote from: Kazooie-Banjo on December 15, 2007, 11:35:13 PM
Quote from: Java_Java on December 15, 2007, 11:33:54 PM
Giant...Wall...of...Text...

O_O

read it

Quote from: Totla on December 15, 2007, 11:33:41 PM
<a href="http://www.justsayhi.com/bb/zombie" style="color: #fff; text-decoration: none; display: block; width: 385px; height: 209px; padding-top: 35px; background: url(http://assets.justsayhi.com/badges/642/983/zombie.5allu41sfz.jpg) no-repeat; font-family: Times New Roman, sans-serif; font-size: 60px; text-align: center;"><span style="display: block;">61%</span></a><p><small>Looking for payday loan (http://www.cashadvance1500.com)?</small></p>

lol no
:|
Title: Re: What are your chances of surviving a zombie apocalyse?
Post by: Kaz on December 15, 2007, 11:50:40 PM
Quote from: Totla on December 15, 2007, 11:40:39 PM
Quote from: Kazooie-Banjo on December 15, 2007, 11:35:13 PM
Quote from: Java_Java on December 15, 2007, 11:33:54 PM
Giant...Wall...of...Text...

O_O

read it

Quote from: Totla on December 15, 2007, 11:33:41 PM
<a href="http://www.justsayhi.com/bb/zombie" style="color: #fff; text-decoration: none; display: block; width: 385px; height: 209px; padding-top: 35px; background: url(http://assets.justsayhi.com/badges/642/983/zombie.5allu41sfz.jpg) no-repeat; font-family: Times New Roman, sans-serif; font-size: 60px; text-align: center;"><span style="display: block;">61%</span></a><p><small>Looking for payday loan (http://www.cashadvance1500.com)?</small></p>

lol no
:|

(http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/7306/defaultdv2.png)
Title: Re: What are your chances of surviving a zombie apocalyse?
Post by: Mystic on December 16, 2007, 12:04:45 AM
Quote from: Kazooie-Banjo on December 15, 2007, 11:17:40 PM
Quote from: Shujinco on December 15, 2007, 10:35:43 PM
Quote from: Kazooie-Banjo on December 15, 2007, 10:20:16 PM
Quote from: Shujinco on December 15, 2007, 10:02:34 PM
dang!

77%!

I'm a complete BAD@$$!

Yeah, because it takes a real badass to not allow yourself to swear.
*Slices out heart*

*Eats heart*

*Divides by Zero for the heck of it*

I tell you to suck my cock.

And I live happily ever after.
I thought you were a gurl?
Title: Re: What are your chances of surviving a zombie apocalyse?
Post by: Kaz on December 16, 2007, 12:05:48 AM
Quote from: Mystic Swampert on December 16, 2007, 12:04:45 AM
Quote from: Kazooie-Banjo on December 15, 2007, 11:17:40 PM
Quote from: Shujinco on December 15, 2007, 10:35:43 PM
Quote from: Kazooie-Banjo on December 15, 2007, 10:20:16 PM
Quote from: Shujinco on December 15, 2007, 10:02:34 PM
dang!

77%!

I'm a complete BAD@$$!

Yeah, because it takes a real badass to not allow yourself to swear.
*Slices out heart*

*Eats heart*

*Divides by Zero for the heck of it*

I tell you to suck my cock.

And I live happily ever after.
I thought you were a gurl?

I am.
Title: Re: What are your chances of surviving a zombie apocalyse?
Post by: Mystic on December 16, 2007, 12:07:51 AM
Quote from: Kazooie-Banjo on December 16, 2007, 12:05:48 AM
Quote from: Mystic Swampert on December 16, 2007, 12:04:45 AM
Quote from: Kazooie-Banjo on December 15, 2007, 11:17:40 PM
Quote from: Shujinco on December 15, 2007, 10:35:43 PM
Quote from: Kazooie-Banjo on December 15, 2007, 10:20:16 PM
Quote from: Shujinco on December 15, 2007, 10:02:34 PM
dang!

77%!

I'm a complete BAD@$$!

Yeah, because it takes a real badass to not allow yourself to swear.
*Slices out heart*

*Eats heart*

*Divides by Zero for the heck of it*

I tell you to suck my cock.

And I live happily ever after.
I thought you were a gurl?

I am.
Oh...

;D
Title: Re: What are your chances of surviving a zombie apocalyse?
Post by: 20fan on December 16, 2007, 10:09:04 AM
82%
Title: Re: What are your chances of surviving a zombie apocalyse?
Post by: Fell on December 16, 2007, 10:14:28 AM
I got 41% percent.......Oh well.