(http://www.paulvisco.org/tempreal/users/chosen_few/images/Real%20Indiana%20Jones.jpg)
Yes. I'm a college professor but also a dashing adventurer bent on finding lost treasures of all sorts.
Today, I'm in Egypt's famed Valley of the Kings, here to solve the riddle of a recently discovered tomb that belonged to a certain King Rhamajero.
Ah yes, here we are at the entrance to the side of the tomb that was allowed to be unsurfaced. Let's go in, shall we? I sure hope there aren't any snakes. I hate snakes.
(http://www.galen-frysinger.ws/egypt/valleykings03.jpg)
Hmm...what fascinating inscriptions...strangely, they seem very intact. Minimal wear...
(http://www.touregypt.net/featurestories/ramesses4t1.jpg)
Wait, what's this? Akkadian cuneiform? In Egypt? But these two societies weren't known before to have ever come into such close contact...hmmm...let's read it.
(http://www.mrdowling.com/images/603cuneiform.jpg)
I can only roughly translate it, but it seems to say something like..."Here lay the crown jewel of Sargon, true king of Sumer, given to his most dutiful friend Rhamajero. He who dare enter may find themselves..."
Hmm...the rest is too faded to make out. Not that cuneiform is easy to decipher anyway. Hey...what...there seems to be a small entrance carved here to another part of the tomb...I don't remember seeing that before.
(http://www.artsandarchitecture.psu.edu/news/newsletter/sp07/images-sp07/egyptian_tomb.jpg)
It's too small for me to fit in though...is there some way I could squeeze in there? Or maybe there's another way? What do you think I should do?
Blow it open with TNT.
OPEN DA' ARK! By the way Dr. Jones, where is the ark?
Now I think you should use your surroundings. Maybe a pillar can be smashed through or something.
waitwut
Look for a secret lever.
IT'S A TRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I just had to say that :)
Quote from: ZGDK on December 22, 2007, 02:41:04 PM
Look for a secret lever.
No lever, but I did find this strikingly vibrant red button marked "do not press." What now?
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v734/moonlitdreamzz/MoreJunk/the-red-button.jpg)
Press it! Press it! But be careful. There could be snakes!
I find that if you sit down..............a solution presents itself.
IT'S STILL A TRAP!!!!!!!!!!!! PUSH IT AND RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Push it, with a stick.
Quote from: Marth Xero on December 22, 2007, 02:53:52 PM
IT'S STILL A TRAP!!!!!!!!!!!! PUSH IT AND RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Maybe not. Indy drop something down the hole.
Quote from: ZGDK on December 22, 2007, 02:55:17 PM
Quote from: Marth Xero on December 22, 2007, 02:53:52 PM
IT'S STILL A TRAP!!!!!!!!!!!! PUSH IT AND RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Maybe not. Indy drop something down the hole.
sucks for him
FOOLS! I AM BELOQUE!!!
You're bellowing ZGDK, Beloque doesn't bellow.
Quote from: Johnny Ringo on December 22, 2007, 03:06:13 PM
You're bellowing ZGDK, Beloque doesn't bellow.
Oh of course I merley forgot. Ahhh Dr. Jones, what was once breifly yours is now mine!
Quote from: ZGDK on December 22, 2007, 03:07:05 PM
Quote from: Johnny Ringo on December 22, 2007, 03:06:13 PM
You're bellowing ZGDK, Beloque doesn't bellow.
Oh of course I merley forgot. Ahhh Dr. Jones, what was once breifly yours is now mine!
But....what did Indy discover? He hasnt told us.
Beloque, gtfo, this is my time to shine.
Now, let's see what happens when I press this button...
*press*
Hey wow, a doorway appeared. Complete with a very modern-looking door. I smell treachery. Such a door shouldn't be in this tomb.
(http://www.sonic.net/~tallen/palmtree/ayyarch/images/umnrdoor3.jpg)
Hmm...
Quote from: Ares300 on December 22, 2007, 03:08:12 PM
Quote from: ZGDK on December 22, 2007, 03:07:05 PM
Quote from: Johnny Ringo on December 22, 2007, 03:06:13 PM
You're bellowing ZGDK, Beloque doesn't bellow.
Oh of course I merley forgot. Ahhh Dr. Jones, what was once breifly yours is now mine!
But....what did Indy discover? He hasnt told us.
I killed him! The hole led to a chamber with the Tomb of the Pharoh who's name currently escapes me! He got the sarcophagus, but
I killed him.
I stole the treasure! Wait if you're alive than who did I kill?
Quote from: Kazooie-Banjo on December 22, 2007, 03:10:18 PM
Beloque, gtfo, this is my time to shine.
Now, let's see what happens when I press this button...
*press*
Hey wow, a doorway appeared. Complete with a very modern-looking door. I smell treachery. Such a door shouldn't be in this tomb.
Hmm...
Might be KGB, or Nazis. Knock on the door then konk whoever answers on the head when they peer out.
Quote from: Johnny Ringo on December 22, 2007, 03:12:07 PM
Quote from: Kazooie-Banjo on December 22, 2007, 03:10:18 PM
Beloque, gtfo, this is my time to shine.
Now, let's see what happens when I press this button...
*press*
Hey wow, a doorway appeared. Complete with a very modern-looking door. I smell treachery. Such a door shouldn't be in this tomb.
Hmm...
Might be KGB, or Nazis. Knock on the door then konk whoever answers on the head when they peer out.
I Indy's trusty sidekick Short Round took care of Beloque. Maybe Mola Ram has set up base here?
Quote from: ZGDK on December 22, 2007, 03:13:29 PM
Quote from: Johnny Ringo on December 22, 2007, 03:12:07 PM
Quote from: Kazooie-Banjo on December 22, 2007, 03:10:18 PM
Beloque, gtfo, this is my time to shine.
Now, let's see what happens when I press this button...
*press*
Hey wow, a doorway appeared. Complete with a very modern-looking door. I smell treachery. Such a door shouldn't be in this tomb.
Hmm...
Might be KGB, or Nazis. Knock on the door then konk whoever answers on the head when they peer out.
I Indy's trusty sidekick Short Round took care of Beloque. Maybe Mola Ram has set up base here?
Pirates? Here? Soitanly not.
Quote from: Johnny Ringo on December 22, 2007, 03:14:45 PM
Quote from: ZGDK on December 22, 2007, 03:13:29 PM
Quote from: Johnny Ringo on December 22, 2007, 03:12:07 PM
Quote from: Kazooie-Banjo on December 22, 2007, 03:10:18 PM
Beloque, gtfo, this is my time to shine.
Now, let's see what happens when I press this button...
*press*
Hey wow, a doorway appeared. Complete with a very modern-looking door. I smell treachery. Such a door shouldn't be in this tomb.
Hmm...
Might be KGB, or Nazis. Knock on the door then konk whoever answers on the head when they peer out.
I, Indy's trusty sidekick Short Round took care of Beloque. Maybe Mola Ram has set up base here?
Pirates? Here? Soitanly not.
But Mola Ram must be enslaving children again! I heard from the villagers!
*knock*
I hear footsteps. Someone's about to open the door. I'll get ready and-
*door swings open*
"Hello!"
(http://www.broken-silence.co.uk/vokab/pictures/indianajones.jpg)
...
"What's wrong, Indy?"
(http://www.broken-silence.co.uk/vokab/pictures/indianajones.jpg)
Um...well it's just that you look a lot like me, and...wait, how do you know-
"I am you, Indy."
(http://www.broken-silence.co.uk/vokab/pictures/indianajones.jpg)
Uh oh.
By god Indy! Mola Ram has used the powers of the tomb to turn into you!
Quote from: ZGDK on December 22, 2007, 03:16:04 PM
Quote from: Johnny Ringo on December 22, 2007, 03:14:45 PM
Quote from: ZGDK on December 22, 2007, 03:13:29 PM
Quote from: Johnny Ringo on December 22, 2007, 03:12:07 PM
Quote from: Kazooie-Banjo on December 22, 2007, 03:10:18 PM
Beloque, gtfo, this is my time to shine.
Now, let's see what happens when I press this button...
*press*
Hey wow, a doorway appeared. Complete with a very modern-looking door. I smell treachery. Such a door shouldn't be in this tomb.
Hmm...
Might be KGB, or Nazis. Knock on the door then konk whoever answers on the head when they peer out.
I, Indy's trusty sidekick Short Round took care of Beloque. Maybe Mola Ram has set up base here?
Pirates? Here? Soitanly not.
But Mola Ram must be enslaving children again! I heard from the villagers!
Dr.Jones! Dr.Jones! You cheated! You took a short-cut into my hideout!
Quote from: Kazooie-Banjo on December 22, 2007, 03:18:32 PM
*knock*
I hear footsteps. Someone's about to open the door. I'll get ready and-
*door swings open*
"Hello!"
(http://www.broken-silence.co.uk/vokab/pictures/indianajones.jpg)
...
"What's wrong, Indy?"
(http://www.broken-silence.co.uk/vokab/pictures/indianajones.jpg)
Um...well it's just that you look a lot like me, and...wait, how do you know-
"I am you, Indy."
(http://www.broken-silence.co.uk/vokab/pictures/indianajones.jpg)
Uh oh.
Oh No Dr.Jones!! Im seeing triples!!! *faints*
*cue fight sequence*
Oh Christ, he knows all my moves because he's me! What do I do, guys?
Quote from: Kazooie-Banjo on December 22, 2007, 03:22:55 PM
*cue fight sequence*
Oh Christ, he knows all my moves because he's me! What do I do, guys?
Bring in Dr. Jones.
Shoot yourself.
God darn it, I quit. THERE'S NOT ENOUGH SCREENCAPS OF INDIANA JONES MOVIES TO DO THIS.
Quote from: Kazooie-Banjo on December 22, 2007, 03:31:01 PM
God dang it, I quit. THERE'S NOT ENOUGH SCREENCAPS OF INDIANA JONES MOVIES TO DO THIS.
NO! We do not quit! Again! Either that, or get Dr.Jones Sr.
#1 thing to learn about caves and mysterious holes...
(http://lolcat.com/pics/itsatrap.jpg)
Quote from: Mystic Swampert on December 22, 2007, 03:35:50 PM
#1 thing to learn about caves and mysterious holes...
(http://lolcat.com/pics/itsatrap.jpg)
QFT
So that means that you're also:
(http://www.destructoid.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/Harrison+ford+in+speedos.jpg)
And
(http://host.trivialbeing.org/up/harrison-ford-indiana-jones.jpg) ?
Ew.
Quote from: Booster on December 22, 2007, 03:57:06 PM
So that means that you're also:
And
Ew.
Unfortunately, yes. But even the best actors are gross sometimes.
Take Sean Connery for example:
(http://allstarz.hollywood.com/~seanconnery/zardoz13.jpg)
Damn you Kaz :(
Han solo :O
look at him there with his leathery leathery whip
he makes them chicken with a little flick
CAN YOU BE CHUCK NORRIS INSTEAD?
Quote from: Kazooie-Banjo on December 22, 2007, 04:00:11 PM
Quote from: Booster on December 22, 2007, 03:57:06 PM
So that means that you're also:
And
Ew.
Unfortunately, yes. But even the best actors are gross sometimes.
Take Sean Connery for example:
(http://allstarz.hollywood.com/~seanconnery/zardoz13.jpg)
I should attach that picture to my homework