i know i've done topic before, but it's a fun topic.
mine is, "my throat hurts and my vagina itches" maynard keenan,
another one is, "it's like being hit over the head with a wet sock, stuffed with raw sausage" - warrel dane
"Say hello to my little friend"
God Exist <-----Bible
ROLF.
"Ricky Tan, THAT'S Ricky Tan? That's a midget in a bathrobe"
-Chris Tucker, Rush Hour 2
"I love Snoopy"
- Jackie Chan, Rush Hour 2
Look in mah siggy.
no ones quotes are as good as mine O0
"The perfect woman has an IQ of 150, wants to make love until 4 in the morning, and then turns into a pizza."
-David Lee Roth.
Hell, just read all these awesome quotes from DLR.
http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/David_Lee_Roth (http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/David_Lee_Roth)
this one from souljaboy chat that its stupid:
HIS SONG, CRANK DAT, SAVED ME. I
WAS ABOUT TO GO AND KILL MYSELF, BUT THEN I
HEARD SOULJA BOY'S BEAUTIFUL VOICE. AND
THOSE LYRICS REALLY SPOKE TO ME. THEY MADE
ME REALIZE THAT LIFE IS WORTH LIVING
"There's someone in my head, but it's not me" - Pink Floyd