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Generally Speaking => Power On => Topic started by: Friendly Hostile on December 30, 2007, 06:17:08 PM

Title: lol ironic
Post by: Friendly Hostile on December 30, 2007, 06:17:08 PM
My father has some sort of intercourse ed up logic thinking we need to use Norton Antivirus, when there's millions of other programs we could use.
Yesterday, he upgraded us to the latest edition, and now half of my games don't work, since Norton won't let them connect, even upon white listing them.

So I figure I'd just disable Norton.  I right click the icon, but theres no disable option.  I open up Norton, but can't find a disable option anywhere (I can turn off a few select parts, but not all of Norton).  I open task manger and try to end the processes that make up Norton, but it refuses to let me.

So I have a program that disguises itself as useful, prevents me from opening basic applications and I can't get rid of.
halp i think i has a virus
Title: Re: lol ironic
Post by: Riosan on December 30, 2007, 06:18:20 PM
Uninstall Norton, and then say you got a virus that uninstalled it.

And then accidentally throw out the install disc if you bought it.
Title: Re: lol ironic
Post by: farf on December 30, 2007, 06:18:40 PM
lol FAILED




my dad has intercourse ed logic also
Title: Re: lol ironic
Post by: sleepin_dude_99 on December 30, 2007, 06:18:49 PM
This is why Norton sucks ass.

Boot Windows in safe mode, that should do the trick.
Title: Re: lol ironic
Post by: Friendly Hostile on December 30, 2007, 06:19:46 PM
Quote from: Riosan on December 30, 2007, 06:18:20 PM
Uninstall Norton, and then say you got a virus that uninstalled it.

And then accidentally throw out the install disc if you bought it.
Tried it, father still blamed me and reinstalled.
Title: Re: lol ironic
Post by: Mystic on December 30, 2007, 06:21:11 PM
Tell you dad that he sucks and to leave virus stuff to people who aren't pmsing over viruses k?
Title: Re: lol ironic
Post by: Riosan on December 30, 2007, 06:21:15 PM
Quote from: Friendly Hostile on December 30, 2007, 06:19:46 PM
Tried it, father still blamed me and reinstalled.

Then tell him that Norton is crap and that it won't let any of your applications work.
Title: Re: lol ironic
Post by: Friendly Hostile on December 30, 2007, 06:22:28 PM
Quote from: Riosan on December 30, 2007, 06:21:15 PM
Quote from: Friendly Hostile on December 30, 2007, 06:19:46 PM
Tried it, father still blamed me and reinstalled.

Then tell him that Norton is crap and that it won't let any of your applications work.
He thinks I'm just wasting space on his computer as it is.  He doesn't care.
Title: Re: lol ironic
Post by: sleepin_dude_99 on December 30, 2007, 06:22:42 PM
Quote from: Friendly Hostile on December 30, 2007, 06:19:46 PM
Quote from: Riosan on December 30, 2007, 06:18:20 PM
Uninstall Norton, and then say you got a virus that uninstalled it.

And then accidentally throw out the install disc if you bought it.
Tried it, father still blamed me and reinstalled.
Again, Boot in safe mode, uninstall, say you don't know what happened.

Install some other anti-crap software, reinstall Norton, and block.

:O
Title: Re: lol ironic
Post by: Friendly Hostile on December 30, 2007, 06:23:58 PM
Quote from: Kilroy on December 30, 2007, 06:22:42 PM
Quote from: Friendly Hostile on December 30, 2007, 06:19:46 PM
Quote from: Riosan on December 30, 2007, 06:18:20 PM
Uninstall Norton, and then say you got a virus that uninstalled it.

And then accidentally throw out the install disc if you bought it.
Tried it, father still blamed me and reinstalled.
Again, Boot in safe mode, uninstall, say you don't know what happened.

Install some other anti-crap software, reinstall Norton, and block.

:O
I had AVG, Norton removed it upon updating, since they were in "conflict"
Title: Re: lol ironic
Post by: sleepin_dude_99 on December 30, 2007, 06:25:19 PM
Quote from: Friendly Hostile on December 30, 2007, 06:23:58 PM
Quote from: Kilroy on December 30, 2007, 06:22:42 PM
Quote from: Friendly Hostile on December 30, 2007, 06:19:46 PM
Quote from: Riosan on December 30, 2007, 06:18:20 PM
Uninstall Norton, and then say you got a virus that uninstalled it.

And then accidentally throw out the install disc if you bought it.
Tried it, father still blamed me and reinstalled.
Again, Boot in safe mode, uninstall, say you don't know what happened.

Install some other anti-crap software, reinstall Norton, and block.

:O
I had AVG, Norton removed it upon updating, since they were in "conflict"
Well, that certainly is Norton being full of itself.
Title: Re: lol ironic
Post by: britneymahboy on December 30, 2007, 06:25:36 PM
Tell your dad that you will become gay if he doesn't uninstall it. Oh wait...
Title: Re: lol ironic
Post by: sleepin_dude_99 on December 30, 2007, 06:27:14 PM
Quote from: britneymahboy on December 30, 2007, 06:25:36 PM
Tell your dad that you will become gay if he doesn't uninstall it. Oh wait...
You are intercourse ed now.