http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Des_Moines
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'Tis sad that it's actually size. ;___________________________________;
I looked up my town and it wasn't there :(
apparently the place i live in is populated by kitten huffers
hey, none of the towns in my area are on there either
not even our county :(
Cultivating and harvesting the rare suburban emo is the primary source of income here. :O
Quote from: Zovistograt on December 31, 2007, 09:08:36 PM
hey, none of the towns in my area are on there either
not even our county :(
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That site is totally wrong.
We don't have Hookers in Vegas. You need to go to Pahrump for that.
Although our Mayor is trying to make Prostitution legal again.
I totally support it.
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Houston
90% true...
that's a town? :|
I live in a city.
it's 13,000 people. :|
My town isn't even in the Unclyclopedia. My town is not cool enough :robotsad:
...But, the page text matches I got were: Lindsey Lohan and Des Moines, Iowa.
LOL ME86 lives in IWOA. HA HA HA.
They're totally right about mah Dallas. We're not a city, we're pooploads of land taken over by a dominant city in the area.
Quote from: Jono2 on December 31, 2007, 11:37:55 PM
that's a town? :|
I live in a city.
it's 13,000 people. :|
Me too. :O
I live in a suburb with like 70,000 people.
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Kansas_City
Yay for crap-based cities and piles of greasy meat. ^_^
Quote from: Co-Z on January 01, 2008, 11:08:35 AM
They're totally right about mah Dallas. We're not a city, we're s***loads of land taken over by a dominant city in the area.
Lancaster is being to stubborn, though. They should just accept DART and get it over with. >:{
Also, I must edit the DISD into that article.
Well, I didn't find the exact city of where I live, but I did find the nearest city to me. They make Baltimore sound very trashy (I can't disagree, but they're dissing my state's main-land :robotsad:).
"Baltimore (pronounced "bo-dy-mur") is the capital of both Maryland (pronounced Mur'-der'-lind) and Mauritania. No-one is really sure how this works. The city is home to 8 million Baltimorons. It is most famous for it's two major exports: drugs and sexually transmitted infections. It is commonly referred to as "Harm City," based on the frequent gang warfare that makes up its legislative process. People also call it this because they're not very creative or talented at making up parody names.
Scientists actually do not recommend Baltimore as a stop for any nearby tourists. In a recent study, 18% of all test subjects exposed to the city for more than 2 hours developed a life-long pubic itch. The other 82% of test subjects were all shot.
The favorite pastimes of Baltimore locals include running fro the po-po's, and cutting their drugs with cheaper drugs."
:robotsad:
Uncyclopedia was formed from the waste and screw-ups of Wikipedia. Exactly!
I don't trust it.