I could write a very angry letter right now about people who do complaints, but I decided instead merely to express some constructive criticism. I urge you to read the text that follows carefully, keeping an open mind, from the beginning to the end, and without skipping around. I further recommend that you take breaks, as many of the facts presented will take time to digest. People who do complaints offers nothing but cheap insults and banal rhetoric, yet my conscience compels me to act as a positive role model for younger people. This sort of vertiginous paradox is well known to most odious buttinskies. Although the destructiveness of people who do complaints's ultimata has been chronicled elsewhere in great and tedious detail it fits too neatly into my thesis to overlook. Hence, I shall chronicle it here as well but only as a quick comment that people who do complaints just keeps on saying, "We don't give a [expletive deleted] about you. We just want to cure the evil of discrimination with more discrimination."
I sincerely doubt we could beat this into people who do complaints's head, but people who do complaints is trying hard to convince a substantial number of morally questionable thrasonical-types to convince impressionable young people that it is a perpetual victim of injustice. It presumably believes that the "hundredth-monkey phenomenon" will spontaneously incite militant layabouts to behave likewise. The reality, however, is that people who do complaints's domineering agendas have caused a deepening feeling of ennui and lethargy to grip society. In reaching that conclusion I have made the usual assumption that purists may object to my failure to present specific examples of its deranged tracts. Fortunately, I do have an explanation for this omission. The explanation demands an understanding of how people who do complaints promises its operatives that as soon as it's finished forcing me to give in to the quacks, witch doctors, charmers, sorcerers and fortune tellers who tell us that every featherless biped, regardless of intelligence, personal achievement, moral character, sense of responsibility, or sanity, should be given the power to vilify our history, character, values, and traditions, they'll all become rich beyond their wildest dreams. There's an obvious analogy here to the way that vultures eat a cadaver and from its rottenness insects and worms suck their food. The point is that we live in tyrannical times. Now that's a strong conclusion to draw just from the evidence I've presented in this letter so let me corroborate it by saying that every time people who do complaints gets caught trying to take away what few freedoms we have left, it promises it'll never do so again. Subsequently, its compeers always jump in and explain that it really shouldn't be blamed even if it does because, as they believe, it knows the "right" way to read Plato, Maimonides, and Machiavelli.
It has long been obvious to attentive observers that you don't need to look far to see that people who do complaints has nothing but contempt for responsibility, duty, and honor. But did you know that it is perfectly willing to show its embarrassingly poor reasoning and warped ethics in print? It doesn't want you to know that because it is not as wretched or paternalism-oriented as you might think. It's more so. Look at it from my point of view: People who do complaints likes saying that wowserism is a be-all, end-all system that should be forcefully imposed upon us. Okay, that's a parody -- but not a very gross one. In point of fact, people who do complaints's refrains promote a redistribution of wealth. This is always an appealing proposition for people who do complaints's secret police because much of the redistributed wealth will undoubtedly end up in the hands of the redistributors as a condign reward for their loyalty to people who do complaints. I would like to close by saying that anarchism is an impulsive, stuck-up whore, cloaking herself as social virtue and brotherly love.
Mario dude, may I divide by zero?
tl;dr
Quote from: Thief888 on January 02, 2008, 12:41:23 AM
tl;dr
What does that mean exactly?
AND LET ME USE THE PICTURE! >:(
Pwease? *Cute face*
Quote from: Shujinco on January 02, 2008, 12:43:33 AM
Quote from: Thief888 on January 02, 2008, 12:41:23 AM
tl;dr
What does that mean exactly?
AND LET ME USE THE PICTURE! >:(
Pwease? *Cute face*
I already posted my opinion on the picture in the Smash Online Team Thread just now.
Check it out. ;)
Quote from: Java_Java on January 02, 2008, 12:54:03 AM
Quote from: Shujinco on January 02, 2008, 12:43:33 AM
Quote from: Thief888 on January 02, 2008, 12:41:23 AM
tl;dr
What does that mean exactly?
AND LET ME USE THE PICTURE! >:(
Pwease? *Cute face*
I already posted my opinion on the picture in the Smash Online Team Thread just now.
Check it out. ;)
Dude, I posted THAT PARTICULAR picture 5 hours ago.
AND, tl; dr.
Quote from: Shujinco on January 02, 2008, 12:57:13 AM
Quote from: Java_Java on January 02, 2008, 12:54:03 AM
Quote from: Shujinco on January 02, 2008, 12:43:33 AM
Quote from: Thief888 on January 02, 2008, 12:41:23 AM
tl;dr
What does that mean exactly?
AND LET ME USE THE PICTURE! >:(
Pwease? *Cute face*
I already posted my opinion on the picture in the Smash Online Team Thread just now.
Check it out. ;)
Dude, I posted THAT PARTICULAR picture 5 hours ago.
AND, tl; dr.
You posted one not too long ago :P
Quote from: Shujinco on January 02, 2008, 12:28:36 AM
Quote from: ChunkeyMunkey on January 02, 2008, 12:22:44 AM
Lol i read the first couple of sentences, and all im gonna say is quit crying. Next time make it short and simple :|
Yes please!
And as puniushment for making it EXCRUCIATINGLY long:
Picture here.
Quote from: Java_Java on January 02, 2008, 12:59:46 AM
Quote from: Shujinco on January 02, 2008, 12:57:13 AM
Quote from: Java_Java on January 02, 2008, 12:54:03 AM
Quote from: Shujinco on January 02, 2008, 12:43:33 AM
Quote from: Thief888 on January 02, 2008, 12:41:23 AM
tl;dr
What does that mean exactly?
AND LET ME USE THE PICTURE! >:(
Pwease? *Cute face*
I already posted my opinion on the picture in the Smash Online Team Thread just now.
Check it out. ;)
Dude, I posted THAT PARTICULAR picture 5 hours ago.
AND, tl; dr.
You posted one not too long ago :P
Quote from: Shujinco on January 02, 2008, 12:28:36 AM
Quote from: ChunkeyMunkey on January 02, 2008, 12:22:44 AM
Lol i read the first couple of sentences, and all im gonna say is quit crying. Next time make it short and simple :|
Yes please!
And as puniushment for making it EXCRUCIATINGLY long:
Picture here.
>:(
FOILED AGAIN!
But he deserved it, did he not?
Complaint generator much?
:P
Wait a minute... I just posted a complaint, so this would apply to me! :D
Rant generator FTL