This was just posted on techsider. I got it copied right before it got deleted.
OK so here I am getting ready to jack off, I'm naked on my bed with my big TV (And big deick) with my Wii hooked up (Not to my deick, to my TV). I haven't jerked it in about 3 days so I was craving a good jack. My parents weren't home either so it was perfect timing. I went to my favorite nude celeb site (Gagreport.com) and clicked on the Carmen Electra page. I seriously waited for like 10 minutes and it finally loaded. Scrolled down and saw all the sexy pics and got my hard back. Then I clicked on the image to make it bigged (I like my women big)
But then I got really mad when it took another 5 minutes to load the pic. So once it loaded I start jacking off. About a minute in my parents came barging through my door and screamining at me. I was nude with a big sexy pic on the TV so obviously I was embarrassed. Then my Dad attempted to grab my deick being the horny baastard that he is. I pushed him off and he landed right into the wall. He got a black eye. So I got in one little fight and my Mom got scared and said "you're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-air." I whistled for a cab and went it came near, the license plate said "FRESH" and there were dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought "Nah, forget it, yo homes to Bel-air!" I pulled up to the house around 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabby "Yo homes, smell you later!" Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit at my throne as the prince of Bel-air.
This really isn't convienient since I use the Wii for all my jacking desires. Anyway to fix this?
Was posted by 17owser or something with 1337 letters.
haha! xDDDD
OMG!
I laughed so hard reading this! :D :D :D :D
I smiled, even though Bel-Air was painfully obvious.
LOLEPIC
lol, wow. Wonder if he got banned yet?
I smiled.
I can see this being a fad now... :-\
hahaha
Quote from: Riosan on January 02, 2008, 06:56:14 PM
I smiled, even though Bel-Air was painfully obvious.
Quote from: StarWindWizard7 on January 02, 2008, 06:58:04 PM
I can see this being a fad now... :-\
It's been an old fad for about 10 years.
XD
XD! THAT, is good.
Omfg dat kid is in so much troubl. :O
Hilarious! ;D
Whee, dumbasses.
I caught onto Bel-Air two lines before it happened. :P
OMFG!!! That was too hilarious for words. I almost just burst out laughing from this. OMG, hilarious.
Quote from: Zarroc96 on January 02, 2008, 07:36:35 PM
OMFG!!! That was too hilarious for words. I almost just burst out laughing from this. OMG, hilarious.
Um it wasn't THAT funny :|