IT'S LIKE A MONSTER TRUCK YOU CAN POUR INTO YOUR FACE
IT'S GOT ELECTROLYTES
WHAT ARE ELECTROLYTES?
I DUNNO, BUT THEY'RE EXTREMELY AWESOME
AND BRAWNDO IS FULL OF THEM
AND THEY HELP PLANTS GROW
WHICH IS WHY YOU SHOULD DRINK BRAWNDO AND NOT WATER BECAUSE WATER IS FROM THE TOILET AND I'VE NEVER SEEN PLANTS GROW OUT OF A TOILET
IT'S GOT CAFFIENE
SUPER EXTRA CAFFIENE
AND FIVE KINDS OF SUGAR
WHICH MAKES IT DELICIOUS WHICH MAKES IT BETTER THAN OTHER ENERGY DRINKS THAT ARE NOT DELICIOUS
DRINKING IT WILL MAKE YOU WONDER WHY YOU HAVEN'T EVER CRUSHED A HUMAN SKULL WITH YOUR BARE HANDS
BUT YOU WON'T HAVE TO BECAUSE YOU ALREADY KNOW THAT BRAWNDO TASTES AND HOW THAT WOULD FEEL
WHICH IS LIKE HAVING SEX WITH A TRACTOR TRAILER IN A PARKING LOT
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
I JUST SPLIT MY PANTS LIKE THE INCREDIBLE HULK
SEE THAT
BRAWDO WILL MAKE YOU NEED NEW PANTS
AND WHILE YOU'RE OUT BUYING NEW PANTS YOU SHOULD BUY NEW SHOES BECAUSE YOU'RE GOING TO WEAR OUT YOUR OLD SHOES FROM KICKING EVERYONE'S ASS ALL THE TIME
BRAWNDO WILL MAKE YOU WANT TO KICK EVERYONE'S ASS ALL THE TIME
WHICH MIGHT BE GOOD OR BAD
BUT EITHER WAY YOU'RE GONNA WIN BECAUSE BRAWNDO WILL MAKE YOU WIN AT THINGS YOU'RE NOT EVEN SUPPOSED TO WIN AT
LIKE YELLING
BRAWNDO WILL MAKE YOU WIN AT YELLING
BUT MAYBE INSTEAD OF YELLING IT'LL BE SOMETHING LIKE JUMPING OR WAVING
BECAUSE YOU'LL BE ABLE TO WAVE YOUR HANDS REALLY FAST
AND YOU'LL PROBABLY BECOME INVISIBLE
WHICH DOESN'T EVEN MAKE ANY SENSE
AND IF THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN YOU'LL PROBABLY JUST END UP RUNNING SOMEWHERE
WHICH IS GOOD IF YOU LIKE RUNNING BUT EVEN IF YOU DON'T BRAWNDO WILL MAKE YOU WIN AT EXERCISE
BRAWNDO THE THIRST MUTILATOR
www.brawndo.com
YES
If you honestly think that randomness will sell me, you WILL FEEL THE WRATH OF MY lItTlE pOnY, yOu'Ll AlWaYs Be In My HeArT!
FOUR HUNDRED BABIES!!! xD
Why win at yelling, when Powerthirst makes you win irony and arson?
those words are OVER 9000!!
The hell?!
...lol
It sounds like you're advertising the Homestarmy.
I havent seen that video in a long time.
Link plz
Quote from: Geno on January 03, 2008, 12:04:47 AM
I havent seen that video in a long time.
Link plz
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Which video are you talking about?
Quote from: Orgizirtee on January 03, 2008, 12:06:59 AM
Quote from: Geno on January 03, 2008, 12:04:47 AM
I havent seen that video in a long time.
Link plz
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Which video are you talking about?
This thread is quoting a video.
:|
Still trying to decide whether it's fake or not. D:
ilike muny.....
Could not care less.