my parents left me all alone ive been by myself for like 10 days and im scared and there no more cereal what do i do
have a party
your dog.
I thought you were going around the world or something.
inb4 masturbate
Make yourself some friends out of whatever you can find.
Try and sell your house
Quote from: Kilroy on January 03, 2008, 06:59:09 PM
I thought you were going around the world or something.
my parents left me with all my brother and sisters but theyll be back maybe
Quote from: Kazooie-Banjo on January 03, 2008, 06:59:49 PM
inb4 masturbate
Make yourself some friends out of whatever you can find.
no i dont wanna masterbat
i dont want my friends to come over there gay
also i havent eaten in two days im gonna die
Quote from: Pixie on January 03, 2008, 06:58:42 PM
have a party
What if we go to famys house and we have an all girls party!!!
Go smoke some pot and while you're high, masturbate....
What's masturbating? ????
Quote from: Zarroc96 on January 03, 2008, 07:03:40 PM
What's masturbating? ????
It when things go really wrong and your parents arent home.
Quote from: Ludwig3 on January 03, 2008, 07:03:05 PM
Go smoke some pot and while you're high, masturbate....
I laughed at that...
Quote from: Zarroc96 on January 03, 2008, 07:03:40 PM
What's masturbating? ????
it's when a certain part of your body feel weird and you touch it to make it feel better
Quote from: Ludwig3 on January 03, 2008, 07:06:08 PM
Quote from: Zarroc96 on January 03, 2008, 07:03:40 PM
What's masturbating? ????
it's when a certain part of your body feel weird and you touch it to make it feel better
The penis?
Quote from: Ludwig3 on January 03, 2008, 07:08:19 PM
Quote from: Zarroc96 on January 03, 2008, 07:07:03 PM
Quote from: Ludwig3 on January 03, 2008, 07:06:08 PM
Quote from: Zarroc96 on January 03, 2008, 07:03:40 PM
What's masturbating? ????
it's when a certain part of your body feel weird and you touch it to make it feel better
The penis?
that depends, how old are you?
Umm... I'll give you a hint. Between 5 and 15, and it's even with 2 digits.
ur 12
Quote from: Ludwig3 on January 03, 2008, 07:08:19 PM
Quote from: Zarroc96 on January 03, 2008, 07:07:03 PM
Quote from: Ludwig3 on January 03, 2008, 07:06:08 PM
Quote from: Zarroc96 on January 03, 2008, 07:03:40 PM
What's masturbating? ????
it's when a certain part of your body feel weird and you touch it to make it feel better
The penis?
that depends, how old are you?
decides not to be part of conversation.......*walks away slowly*.......................*is gone*
Quote from: Zarroc96 on January 03, 2008, 07:09:07 PM
Quote from: Ludwig3 on January 03, 2008, 07:08:19 PM
Quote from: Zarroc96 on January 03, 2008, 07:07:03 PM
Quote from: Ludwig3 on January 03, 2008, 07:06:08 PM
Quote from: Zarroc96 on January 03, 2008, 07:03:40 PM
What's masturbating? ????
it's when a certain part of your body feel weird and you touch it to make it feel better
The penis?
that depends, how old are you?
Umm... I'll give you a hint. Between 5 and 15, and it's even with 2 digits.
im assuming 14...
yes is the noodle, but you didn't hear it from me >_>
Quote from: Lichig0 on January 03, 2008, 07:09:58 PM
decides not to be part of conversation.......*walks away slowly*.......................*is gone*
by responding you decided to be part of the conversation retard y dont u go play in the traffic and get hit by a car then shot by some gangster and raped by their grandma then defecated on by a squirrel and then ur only friend rapes ur entire family also ur friend has aids and is vanilla ice
Quote from: famy on January 03, 2008, 07:11:52 PM
Quote from: Lichig0 on January 03, 2008, 07:09:58 PM
decides not to be part of conversation.......*walks away slowly*.......................*is gone*
by responding you decided to be part of the conversation retard y dont u go play in the traffic and get hit by a car then shot by some gangster and raped by their grandma then defecated on my squirrel and then ur only friend rapes ur entire family also ur friend has aids and is vanilla ice
O_O ...
Quote from: Zarroc96 on January 03, 2008, 07:03:40 PM
What's masturbating? ????
Education is key my friend (http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Masturbate)
also hi famy
Buy crackers.
Or make spears and hunt wildlife.
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on January 03, 2008, 07:15:42 PM
Buy crackers.
Or make spears and hunt wildlife.
i cant its too hard im gonna starve
theres no animals ware i live here except for meth addicts crackheads and rednecks
Quote from: famy on January 03, 2008, 07:18:09 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on January 03, 2008, 07:15:42 PM
Buy crackers.
Or make spears and hunt wildlife.
i cant its too hard im gonna starve
theres no animals ware i live here except for meth addicts crackheads and rednecks
Just go to 7-11 and buy some food.
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on January 03, 2008, 07:19:54 PM
Just go to 7-11 and buy some food.
i cant im just die instead
Quote from: Friendly Hostile on January 03, 2008, 07:20:16 PM
o not bad
hows the wife and kids
they left me and im all alone again no 1 luvs me ;__;
Quote from: famy on January 03, 2008, 07:21:36 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on January 03, 2008, 07:19:54 PM
Just go to 7-11 and buy some food.
i cant im just die instead
Quote from: Friendly Hostile on January 03, 2008, 07:20:16 PM
o not bad
hows the wife and kids
they left me and im all alone again no 1 luvs me ;__;
we're here 4 u famy ;__;
sounds like you need moar cereal....
Quote from: Friendly Hostile on January 03, 2008, 07:25:11 PM
we're here 4 u famy ;__;
no no1 is ever here 4 me every1 h8s me ;_______;
Quote from: Zarroc96 on January 03, 2008, 07:03:40 PM
What's masturbating? ????
Mutual masturbation is what started the time that led to your dad's condom being broken.
Go on a rampage and kill people for food.Blood will fill the streets as corpses line the sidewalks. :|
Quote from: Kazooie-Banjo on January 03, 2008, 07:28:38 PM
Quote from: Zarroc96 on January 03, 2008, 07:03:40 PM
What's masturbating? ????
Mutual masturbation is what started the time that led to your dad's condom being broken.
actually, that happened when i put it in the vaginer...
Quote from: britneymahboy on January 03, 2008, 07:29:52 PM
Quote from: famy on January 03, 2008, 07:28:29 PM
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Quote from: famy on January 03, 2008, 07:26:43 PM
Quote from: Friendly Hostile on January 03, 2008, 07:25:11 PM
we're here 4 u famy ;__;
no no1 is ever here 4 me every1 h8s me ;_______;
U should kill urself.
im gonna
Ok go and stop talking about it gush.
fine i will bye guyz ill see u never cuz im gonna die
Quote from: Kat95 on January 03, 2008, 07:30:33 PM
Go on a rampage and kill people for food.Blood will fill the streets as corpses line the sidewalks. :|
I suppose that would be a good time for him to experiment with necrophilia as well.
Quote from: famy on January 03, 2008, 07:31:08 PM
Quote from: britneymahboy on January 03, 2008, 07:29:52 PM
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Quote from: famy on January 03, 2008, 07:26:43 PM
Quote from: Friendly Hostile on January 03, 2008, 07:25:11 PM
we're here 4 u famy ;__;
no no1 is ever here 4 me every1 h8s me ;_______;
U should kill urself.
im gonna
Ok go and stop talking about it gush.
fine i will bye guyz ill see u never cuz im gonna die
Ok, byee have fun. Love ya.
Quote from: famy on January 03, 2008, 07:31:08 PM
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Quote from: famy on January 03, 2008, 07:28:29 PM
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Quote from: famy on January 03, 2008, 07:26:43 PM
Quote from: Friendly Hostile on January 03, 2008, 07:25:11 PM
we're here 4 u famy ;__;
no no1 is ever here 4 me every1 h8s me ;_______;
U should kill urself.
im gonna
Ok go and stop talking about it gush.
fine i will bye guyz ill see u never cuz im gonna die
no wait
gimme ur wallet first
Quote from: famy on January 03, 2008, 07:05:19 PM
Quote from: Ludwig3 on January 03, 2008, 07:03:05 PM
Go smoke some pot and while you're high, draw a face on a basketball. 100% PURE FUN
u go get high with all ur eses in the ghetto and stay there and me and my niggas will be getting a education so we can get out
LOL XD
Quote from: britneymahboy on January 03, 2008, 07:31:48 PM
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Quote from: famy on January 03, 2008, 07:28:29 PM
Quote from: britneymahboy on January 03, 2008, 07:27:56 PM
Quote from: famy on January 03, 2008, 07:26:43 PM
Quote from: Friendly Hostile on January 03, 2008, 07:25:11 PM
we're here 4 u famy ;__;
no no1 is ever here 4 me every1 h8s me ;_______;
U should kill urself.
im gonna
Ok go and stop talking about it gush.
fine i will bye guyz ill see u never cuz im gonna die
Ok, byee have fun. Love ya.
YOU FAIL FOR KILLING FAMY......
is famy short for famished . tell me
Quote from: Friendly Hostile on January 03, 2008, 07:32:32 PM
Quote from: famy on January 03, 2008, 07:31:08 PM
Quote from: britneymahboy on January 03, 2008, 07:29:52 PM
Quote from: famy on January 03, 2008, 07:28:29 PM
Quote from: britneymahboy on January 03, 2008, 07:27:56 PM
Quote from: famy on January 03, 2008, 07:26:43 PM
Quote from: Friendly Hostile on January 03, 2008, 07:25:11 PM
we're here 4 u famy ;__;
no no1 is ever here 4 me every1 h8s me ;_______;
U should kill urself.
im gonna
Ok go and stop talking about it gush.
fine i will bye guyz ill see u never cuz im gonna die
no wait
gimme ur wallet first
no i want my money when i die ok bye now im ded
Quote from: Kazooie-Banjo on January 03, 2008, 07:31:22 PM
Quote from: Kat95 on January 03, 2008, 07:30:33 PM
Go on a rampage and kill people for food.Blood will fill the streets as corpses line the sidewalks. :|
I suppose that would be a good time for him to experiment with necrophilia as well.
Yes...
Quote from: famy on January 03, 2008, 07:33:43 PM
Quote from: Friendly Hostile on January 03, 2008, 07:32:32 PM
Quote from: famy on January 03, 2008, 07:31:08 PM
Quote from: britneymahboy on January 03, 2008, 07:29:52 PM
Quote from: famy on January 03, 2008, 07:28:29 PM
Quote from: britneymahboy on January 03, 2008, 07:27:56 PM
Quote from: famy on January 03, 2008, 07:26:43 PM
Quote from: Friendly Hostile on January 03, 2008, 07:25:11 PM
we're here 4 u famy ;__;
no no1 is ever here 4 me every1 h8s me ;_______;
U should kill urself.
im gonna
Ok go and stop talking about it gush.
fine i will bye guyz ill see u never cuz im gonna die
no wait
gimme ur wallet first
no i want my money when i die ok bye now im ded
NOOOOOOO WAT HAVE I DONE!!!!
Quote from: famy on January 03, 2008, 07:33:43 PM
Quote from: Friendly Hostile on January 03, 2008, 07:32:32 PM
Quote from: famy on January 03, 2008, 07:31:08 PM
Quote from: britneymahboy on January 03, 2008, 07:29:52 PM
Quote from: famy on January 03, 2008, 07:28:29 PM
Quote from: britneymahboy on January 03, 2008, 07:27:56 PM
Quote from: famy on January 03, 2008, 07:26:43 PM
Quote from: Friendly Hostile on January 03, 2008, 07:25:11 PM
we're here 4 u famy ;__;
no no1 is ever here 4 me every1 h8s me ;_______;
U should kill urself.
im gonna
Ok go and stop talking about it gush.
fine i will bye guyz ill see u never cuz im gonna die
no wait
gimme ur wallet first
no i want my money when i die ok bye now im ded
your dead??? then:(http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x24/ludwig3_album/1199307434305.jpg)
god darn it
leave it to an NSF member to abuse my favorite demotivator
Quote from: Kazooie-Banjo on January 03, 2008, 07:38:09 PM
god darn it
leave it to an NSF member to abuse my favorite demotivator
hi, your welcome.
Invite your girlfriend over for some privacy.
Or go on the internet with the Wii and watch porn on your TV while jacking off naked.
Quote from: Sky_Dragon on January 03, 2008, 08:19:23 PM
Invite your girlfriend over for some privacy.
Or go on the internet with the Wii and watch porn on your TV while jacking off naked.
Using the Wii's browser is a pretty big ordeal for something as trivial as porn. Though I guess it would kill more time.
Quote from: Sky_Dragon on January 03, 2008, 08:19:23 PM
Invite your girlfriend over for some privacy.
Or go on the internet with the Wii and watch porn on your TV while jacking off naked.
been there, done that
If you are starving to death, and you have nothing else to eat, eat your dog. I'm serious.
Quote from: Zarroc96 on January 03, 2008, 07:03:40 PM
What's masturbating? ????
basically you charge your laser beam
Quote from: farf on January 03, 2008, 08:21:29 PM
Quote from: Sky_Dragon on January 03, 2008, 08:19:23 PM
Invite your girlfriend over for some privacy.
Or go on the internet with the Wii and watch porn on your TV while jacking off naked.
been there, done that
then you been to hell and back
Quote from: Cecil_and_Kain on January 04, 2008, 09:55:51 AM
Quote from: Zarroc96 on January 03, 2008, 07:03:40 PM
What's masturbating? ????
2 girls 1 cup
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