http://totl.net/VirusScanner/?
Gives you 7 pages, each with a series of pictures, click on the ones you recognize automatically.
Once done, your "results" of what "viruses" you have will show.
Mine:
Human Virus Scanner
The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known.
Viruses you suffer from:
Pokemon
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!
Linux
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.
Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.
Windows
Try MacOS X. It's based on UNIX, it has a smoother UI than Windows and it doesn't suck.
As an extra feature the boxes look nice.
Viruses you might suffer from:
Religion (90%)
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)
Japan (60%)
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.
Politics (85%)
Stop caring!
Brand Names (75%)
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.
Macintosh (80%)
Use a mouse with more than one button
I don't even know what to say.
[spoiler]The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known.
Viruses you suffer from:
Pokemon
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!
Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.
Sci-fi
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.
Japan
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.
Conspiracy Theory
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.
Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.
Viruses you might suffer from:
Linux (80%)
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.
Religion (60%)
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)
Discordia (70%)
Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.
Politics (95%)
Stop caring!
Brand Names (80%)
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.
Computer Games (60%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.
Macintosh (60%)
Use a mouse with more than one button.[/spoiler]
[Spoiler]Viruses you suffer from:
Pokemon
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!
Everyone knows what pokemon is. Almost everyone had pokemon cards...
Viruses you might suffer from:
Junkfood (60%)
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.
Um... wut?
Japan (90%)
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.
Robots lol
Brand Names (65%)
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.
I guess thats why Big-Rigs Over the edge racing was great.
Computer Games (60%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.
I play the Wii. I barley have any computer games...
Environmentalism (73%)
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.
I'm sorry, but I hug tress. Get over it.
Macintosh (60%)
Use a mouse with more than one button.
I don't have a Mac...
[/Spoiler]
[spoiler]Human Virus Scanner
The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known.
Viruses you suffer from:
Pokemon
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!
TotL
Go read Brunching
Linux
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.
USA
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]
Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.
Sci-fi
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.
Free BSD
The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.
Cthulhu
Read some Enid Blyton.
Goth
Grow up. Let your roots grow out. Listen to Britney.
Gaming
Life is not a game. Roll 3D6. On a 4 or more go out and do something with your life.
Industrial
Everyone likes folk. No, really. Maybe you should listen to the Incredible String Band.
Amiga
Gnome is better than workbench. BEOS is better than Amiga OS. The TV Modulator was a pain in the arse and an EXTERNAL power pack? I ask you. And it didn't have a built in MIDI port like some of its rivals.
BBCB
CTRL-Break, and get a real computer. Repeat: "Mode 7 was not a good thing."
Religion
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)
8-Bit
Polygons, all the polygons you can get are not enough.
British
No need for cure. Benign virus.
Japan
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.
UNIX
Anything this old must be obselete. Go and install a nice modern operating system. I hear MSDOS has come a long way lately.
Southampton
Move to the Isle of Wight.
Discordia
Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.
Windows
Try MacOS X. It's based on UNIX, it has a smoother UI than Windows and it doesn't suck.
As an extra feature the boxes look nice.
vi
Escape Meta Alt Control Shift.
Politics
Stop caring!
Brand Names
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.
Hippyism
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.
X11
I hear Mac OS 10 Aqua is nice at this time of year.
Computer Games
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.
Conspiracy Theory
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.
Ultima
If you find one tell us.
Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.
Macintosh
Use a mouse with more than one button.
Prog Rock
Long hair looks dumb with a bald spot. Listen to CD's they don't crackle.
Cars
There just hunks of metal which go real fast. Ride a bike through London at rush hour.
Football
Do something unhealthy and indoors, away from the Bears.
Viruses you might suffer from:
None[/spoiler]
Let's see...
I suffer from no viruses.
I might suffer from
Religion 80% (strange since I'm not that religious...)
AND
Gambling 70% (I don't gamble... doubt I will)
[spoiler]Viruses you suffer from:
Pokemon
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!
Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.
Japan
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.
Macintosh
Use a mouse with more than one button.
Viruses you might suffer from:
Linux (80%)
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.
Brand Names (70%)
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.
Computer Games (90%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.
Environmentalism (73%)
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.[/spoiler]
I'm pretty sure the first one was a given.
Pokemon (60%)
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!
Windows (75%)
Try MacOS X. It's based on UNIX, it has a smoother UI than Windows and it doesn't suck.
As an extra feature the boxes look nice.
Viruses you suffer from:
Pokemon
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!
Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.
Sci-fi
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.
Politics
Stop caring!
Brand Names
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.
Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.
Viruses you might suffer from:
Religion (90%)
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)
Japan (90%)
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.
Computer Games (90%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.
Conspiracy Theory (95%)
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.
British (85%)
No need for cure. Benign virus.
Hippyism (65%)
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.
Macintosh (80%)
Use a mouse with more than one button.
[spoiler]Viruses you suffer from:
Pokemon
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!
Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.
Windows
Try MacOS X. It's based on UNIX, it has a smoother UI than Windows and it doesn't suck.
As an extra feature the boxes look nice.
Brand Names
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.
Viruses you might suffer from:
Linux (80%)
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.
Japan (90%)
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.
Politics (80%)
Stop caring!
Computer Games (90%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.
Environmentalism (63%)
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.
Macintosh (80%)
Use a mouse with more than one button.[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Human Virus Scanner
The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known.
Viruses you suffer from:
Pokemon
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!
TotL
Go read Brunching
Linux
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.
Japan
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.
Sci-fi
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.
Windows
Try MacOS X. It's based on UNIX, it has a smoother UI than Windows and it doesn't suck.
As an extra feature the boxes look nice.
Politics
Stop caring!
Brand Names
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.
Macintosh
Use a mouse with more than one button.
Viruses you might suffer from:
Religion (90%)
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)
BBCB (70%)
CTRL-Break, and get a real computer. Repeat: "Mode 7 was not a good thing."
Computer Games (90%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.
Hippyism (80%)
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.
Environmentalism (70%)
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.
Southampton (84%)
Move to the Isle of Wight.
[/spoiler]
I disagree with the religion part...I know the symbols because they're freaking everywhere olol.
Also, making everything sound bad isn't making this test any more "smarter"
How is religion a 'virus'?
Obvious asstheist creater is obvious.
Quote from: Co-Z on January 11, 2008, 09:13:57 PM
How is religion a 'virus'?
Obvious asstheist creater is obvious.
if you look at all the comments, you'll see that the guy who made it is extremely apathetic on everything >.>
Viruses you suffer from:
Pokemon
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!
Linux
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.
Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.
Sci-fi
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.
Japan
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.
Windows
Try MacOS X. It's based on UNIX, it has a smoother UI than Windows and it doesn't suck.
As an extra feature the boxes look nice.
Politics
Stop caring!
Brand Names
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.
Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.
Viruses you might suffer from:
USA (60%)
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]
Gaming (60%)
Life is not a game. Roll 3D6. On a 4 or more go out and do something with your life.
Industrial (70%)
Everyone likes folk. No, really. Maybe you should listen to the Incredible String Band.
X11 (60%)
I hear Mac OS 10 Aqua is nice at this time of year.
Computer Games (90%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.
Conspiracy Theory (72%)
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.
Hippyism (68%)
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.
Macintosh (80%)
Use a mouse with more than one button.
Southampton (69%)
Move to the Isle of Wight.
lolwut
Wow, everyone here is a either a Japanophile or a weaboo.
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on January 11, 2008, 09:38:18 PM
Wow, everyone here is a either a Japanophile or a weaboo.
guilty as charged ::)
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on January 11, 2008, 09:38:18 PM
Wow, everyone here is a either a Japanophile or a weaboo.
not me
[spoiler]Human Virus Scanner
The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known.
Viruses you suffer from:
Pokemon
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!
Japan
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.
Windows
Try MacOS X. It's based on UNIX, it has a smoother UI than Windows and it doesn't suck.
As an extra feature the boxes look nice.
Computer Games
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.
Viruses you might suffer from:
Linux (95%)
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.
Junkfood (60%)
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.
8-Bit (90%)
Polygons, all the polygons you can get are not enough.
Religion (80%)
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)
UNIX (80%)
Anything this old must be obselete. Go and install a nice modern operating system. I hear MSDOS has come a long way lately.
Brand Names (60%)
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.
X11 (60%)
I hear Mac OS 10 Aqua is nice at this time of year.
Environmentalism (73%)
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.
Macintosh (80%)
Use a mouse with more than one button.
Hippyism (60%)
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.
[/spoiler]