I dont know mine.
Like I'm going to tell random people on the internet... :|
poop my pants
I WIN
Well, there was that one time behind the bleachers in the school gym...
I've been homeschooled since about 3rd grade. And nothing emberassing happened.
Quote from: Helios on January 12, 2008, 02:45:26 PM
Well, there was that one time behind the bleachers in the school gym...
Explain.
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on January 12, 2008, 02:50:19 PM
Quote from: Helios on January 12, 2008, 02:45:26 PM
Well, there was that one time behind the bleachers in the school gym...
Explain.
Please, don't. I have a pretty good idea and I don't want it confirmed...
Quote from: Phaze on January 12, 2008, 02:53:44 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on January 12, 2008, 02:50:19 PM
Quote from: Helios on January 12, 2008, 02:45:26 PM
Well, there was that one time behind the bleachers in the school gym...
Explain.
Please, don't. I have a pretty good idea and I don't want it confirmed...
Yeah, I change my mind....
Quote from: Phaze on January 12, 2008, 02:53:44 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on January 12, 2008, 02:50:19 PM
Quote from: Helios on January 12, 2008, 02:45:26 PM
Well, there was that one time behind the bleachers in the school gym...
Explain.
Please, don't. I have a pretty good idea and I don't want it confirmed...
Listen to the man, people.
I don't know of one. But here is a funny one I was apart of:
It was the end of the day and me and my friend were waiting with the class for it to end. We were all bored just waiting so my friend says to me "I am so bored I am going to hit my head on the chalk board". I then said "Knock yourself out". A few seconds later I hear a loud bang followed by someone falling to the floor. I turn around to see my friend hit his head on the chalk board and knocked himself out.
In the second grade we had to change for gym class. I had my short under my pants like always so I can save time and play more during gym. My Pans where baggy and black so where my shorts and my boxers where as big as small shorts, so as I took my pants off I also took my shorts off by mistake and went to gym in my boxers....Lucky for me no one realised.
Some guy at our school pwnt farf.
He diarhea'd (DAMN I CAN'T SPELL IT... but u know what I mean) In his pants in 6th grade.
This one time i got stoned, and during my gym period we were running on the track, i told one of the guy i loved him, not realizing what i had just said after i said it.
I farted. LOUD. In the middle of a test in 8th grade.
Quote from: LinkXLR on January 12, 2008, 06:39:01 PM
I farted. LOUD. In the middle of a test in 8th grade.
Same. Only it was a Gym test (A written test) and it was funny, because no one knew it was me until a few minutes later. My next door neighbor (Who was in my class that year) thought it was the teacher. :P
Quote from: LinkXLR on January 12, 2008, 06:39:01 PM
I farted. LOUD. In the middle of a test in 8th grade.
I'm sure everybody has done that at least once.
Flirted with my sub, everyone knew I was joking but it was embarasing to do :P (it was not a dare, I was just bored)
Quote from: JrDude on January 12, 2008, 07:36:37 PM
Flirted with my sub, everyone knew I was joking but it was embarasing to do :P (it was not a dare, I was just bored)
...this ones kinda gross. So turn back now if ye shalt not hear thy.
Okay, so we have this REALLY hot teacher at our school. No seriously, like big boob, cleavage, erection producing, HOTNESS. So one day, a kid was caught jacking off during one of her lessons. I think he's still on suspension. :P
Quote from: LinkXLR on January 12, 2008, 07:41:50 PM
Quote from: JrDude on January 12, 2008, 07:36:37 PM
Flirted with my sub, everyone knew I was joking but it was embarasing to do :P (it was not a dare, I was just bored)
...this ones kinda gross. So turn back now if ye shalt not hear thy.
Okay, so we have this REALLY hot teacher at our school. No seriously, like big boob, cleavage, erection producing, HOTNESS. So one day, a kid was caught jacking off during one of her lessons. I think he's still on suspension. :P
EPIC
Quote from: LinkXLR on January 12, 2008, 07:41:50 PM
Quote from: JrDude on January 12, 2008, 07:36:37 PM
Flirted with my sub, everyone knew I was joking but it was embarasing to do :P (it was not a dare, I was just bored)
...this ones kinda gross. So turn back now if ye shalt not hear thy.
Okay, so we have this REALLY hot teacher at our school. No seriously, like big boob, cleavage, erection producing, HOTNESS. So one day, a kid was caught jacking off during one of her lessons. I think he's still on suspension. :P
She must have been one smokin' hot babe if the kid couldn't wait until lunch break.
Quote from: LinkXLR on January 12, 2008, 07:41:50 PM
Quote from: JrDude on January 12, 2008, 07:36:37 PM
Flirted with my sub, everyone knew I was joking but it was embarasing to do :P (it was not a dare, I was just bored)
...this ones kinda gross. So turn back now if ye shalt not hear thy.
Okay, so we have this REALLY hot teacher at our school. No seriously, like big boob, cleavage, erection producing, HOTNESS. So one day, a kid was caught jacking off during one of her lessons. I think he's still on suspension. :P
I'd want to meet her
but I doubt that happened.
Quote from: JrDude on January 12, 2008, 07:46:44 PM
Quote from: LinkXLR on January 12, 2008, 07:41:50 PM
Quote from: JrDude on January 12, 2008, 07:36:37 PM
Flirted with my sub, everyone knew I was joking but it was embarasing to do :P (it was not a dare, I was just bored)
...this ones kinda gross. So turn back now if ye shalt not hear thy.
Okay, so we have this REALLY hot teacher at our school. No seriously, like big boob, cleavage, erection producing, HOTNESS. So one day, a kid was caught jacking off during one of her lessons. I think he's still on suspension. :P
I'd want to meet her
but I doubt that happened.
Nope, it's true. I saw the kid being talked too, and...listened in on the conversation.:P
Quote from: LinkXLR on January 12, 2008, 07:53:15 PM
Quote from: JrDude on January 12, 2008, 07:46:44 PM
Quote from: LinkXLR on January 12, 2008, 07:41:50 PM
Quote from: JrDude on January 12, 2008, 07:36:37 PM
Flirted with my sub, everyone knew I was joking but it was embarasing to do :P (it was not a dare, I was just bored)
...this ones kinda gross. So turn back now if ye shalt not hear thy.
Okay, so we have this REALLY hot teacher at our school. No seriously, like big boob, cleavage, erection producing, HOTNESS. So one day, a kid was caught jacking off during one of her lessons. I think he's still on suspension. :P
I'd want to meet her
but I doubt that happened.
Nope, it's true. I saw the kid being talked too, and...listened in on the conversation.:P
Doesn't mean I beleive you.
Quote from: LinkXLR on January 12, 2008, 07:53:15 PM
Quote from: JrDude on January 12, 2008, 07:46:44 PM
Quote from: LinkXLR on January 12, 2008, 07:41:50 PM
Quote from: JrDude on January 12, 2008, 07:36:37 PM
Flirted with my sub, everyone knew I was joking but it was embarasing to do :P (it was not a dare, I was just bored)
...this ones kinda gross. So turn back now if ye shalt not hear thy.
Okay, so we have this REALLY hot teacher at our school. No seriously, like big boob, cleavage, erection producing, HOTNESS. So one day, a kid was caught jacking off during one of her lessons. I think he's still on suspension. :P
I'd want to meet her
but I doubt that happened.
Nope, it's true. I saw the kid being talked too, and...listened in on the conversation.:P
Transcript please.
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on January 12, 2008, 07:56:43 PM
Quote from: LinkXLR on January 12, 2008, 07:53:15 PM
Quote from: JrDude on January 12, 2008, 07:46:44 PM
Quote from: LinkXLR on January 12, 2008, 07:41:50 PM
Quote from: JrDude on January 12, 2008, 07:36:37 PM
Flirted with my sub, everyone knew I was joking but it was embarasing to do :P (it was not a dare, I was just bored)
...this ones kinda gross. So turn back now if ye shalt not hear thy.
Okay, so we have this REALLY hot teacher at our school. No seriously, like big boob, cleavage, erection producing, HOTNESS. So one day, a kid was caught jacking off during one of her lessons. I think he's still on suspension. :P
I'd want to meet her
but I doubt that happened.
Nope, it's true. I saw the kid being talked too, and...listened in on the conversation.:P
Transcript please.
Honestly, I can't remember, all I remember were the words, "Masturbating" "Ms. Olsen" (The hot teacher) and "In Class?!". And then other kids told me about the story and it's got to be a really stretched rumor or this kid is being desperate for love.
I tried to bounce a volleyball between my legs once.
Quote from: JrDude on January 12, 2008, 07:36:37 PM
Flirted with my sub, everyone knew I was joking but it was embarasing to do :P (it was not a dare, I was just bored)
Dude... :|
Quote from: WiinolikePS3 on January 12, 2008, 06:32:50 PM
Some guy at our school pwnt farf.
He diarhea'd (DAMN I CAN'T SPELL IT... but u know what I mean) In his pants in 6th grade.
you can't read
I was in 5th grade, did not know what the N word meant and said it trying to pronounce that river in Africa that looks almost exactly like how you spell the N word... :(
Quote from: LinkXLR on January 12, 2008, 07:41:50 PM
Quote from: JrDude on January 12, 2008, 07:36:37 PM
Flirted with my sub, everyone knew I was joking but it was embarasing to do :P (it was not a dare, I was just bored)
...this ones kinda gross. So turn back now if ye shalt not hear thy.
Okay, so we have this REALLY hot teacher at our school. No seriously, like big boob, cleavage, erection producing, HOTNESS. So one day, a kid was caught jacking off during one of her lessons. I think he's still on suspension. :P
He shoulda just asked to go to the bathroom. Dumbass -_-
I snuck into the principles office and farted over the intercom....
Asked a girl out between classes :-X
Nah, just kidding. I actually don't remember. I tend to try to forget stuff like that.
I just remembered something. It was back in 6th grade, I farted sooooooo loud, everyone in the class could hear.
Yeah, good thing it didn't stink.Quote from: extraz on January 13, 2008, 08:22:49 PM
I snuck into the principles office and farted over the intercom....
That beats my embarrasing fart moment by a mile!