Look, an Intelligent Post among spam! :P
Anyway,
If you were able to go in the past and tell your "10 Year Old Self"
3 things, ....what would they be?
For me.
1. You are gay, people will accept you and be your friend despite what you may hear on tv.
2. ONLINE Relationships DO NOT WORK, Don't do it! Or else...
emo, crai; evil, cut things...
3. Save your $7.00 a week lunch money till you graduate, by the time your done, you should have over
$2,240.00's! It's ok to starve yourself a little bit, just eat when you get home.
Whats yours? And be Honest!
Don't be such a cry baby ninny and suck it up.
Also don't wait to come out.
Me:
Lose some intercourse ing weight, Take showers, WORK OUT!!! or else all that bullying will make you somewhat apathetic...
Don't quit band in grade 10.
What happens in the summer of grade 9 is in no way whatsoever your own fault, and it's okay to be entirely cold & cynical about it. :D
1.) Watch out for your step-brother, Alan. That thing he wanted you to do last night is called rape and it's not good.
2.) Hurry up and develop a full taste in music, because the way things are going now you won't know poop about music until you're 15.
3.) DON'T BUY HEY YOU PIKACHU
"Good god man use the assignment notebook already!"
"Even though you ace everything you can still get B's and C's if you do not do your homework."
"She really does like you like that." *Sniffle* :'(
Quote from: Kazooie-Banjo on January 22, 2008, 08:55:45 PM
2.) Hurry up and develop a full taste in music, because the way things are going now you won't know poop about music until you're 15.
rofl
that one applies to me too :P
Lemm think here...
1. Save your Sega Genises, and don't give it to Nicole's Brother in trade for that Crash Bandicoot game. Just buy it at the store.
2. Stop talking about sex around your relatives, and don't tell your Aunt that your dad punched a hole through teh Bedroom door when mom & dad were fighting.
3. Make as much of a fit as you possibly can when Dawn comes around. Act as bratty, ninnyy, mad-off, snotty, and rude as you possibly can around her. Kill her pet bird, too. Make it look like an accident. Don't let dad marry her.
Quote from: Jono2 on January 22, 2008, 08:55:35 PM
Don't quit band in grade 10.
What happens in the summer of grade 9 is in no way whatsoever your own fault, and it's okay to be entirely cold & cynical about it. :D
Ooo, this is interesting. ;D
Friendly Hostile, you only said 2 things...
o.o
1. Stop taking everyone's crap
2. Don't be such a vagina cleaning device
3. Talk to girls so you won't be stuck flirting with girls 2 years younger than you when you're 15.
Quote from: StarWindWizard7 on January 22, 2008, 08:57:00 PM
Friendly Hostile, you only said 2 things...
o.o
I don't have a third. Those two cover everything.
1. Don't finger that guy in the truck.
2. Don't tell that girl that her hamster she lost probably just climbed into the laundry.
3. Girls are not "icky". Don't be an idiot. Get close to them for the future.
Quote from: Friendly Hostile on January 22, 2008, 08:58:22 PM
Quote from: StarWindWizard7 on January 22, 2008, 08:57:00 PM
Friendly Hostile, you only said 2 things...
o.o
I don't have a third. Those two cover everything.
Ahh, ok then!
*runs away now*
1. Killing her was not worth it.
2. Its called SEX
3. You are one intercourse ed up little poop
Quote from: StarWindWizard7 on January 22, 2008, 08:57:00 PM
Quote from: Jono2 on January 22, 2008, 08:55:35 PM
Don't quit band in grade 10.
What happens in the summer of grade 9 is in no way whatsoever your own fault, and it's okay to be entirely cold & cynical about it. :D
Ooo, this is interesting. ;D
Friendly Hostile, you only said 2 things...
o.o
olol, you want the story? I can type it up for you, and I know I've typed it up here before.
enjoy the cartoons while they last cuz in about 7 years theyll all suck.
Quote from: StarWindWizard7 on January 22, 2008, 08:52:28 PM
Look, an Intelligent Post among spam! :P
Anyway,
If you were able to go in the past and tell your "10 Year Old Self"
3 things, ....what would they be?
For me.
1. You are gay, people will accept you and be your friend despite what you may hear on tv.
2. ONLINE Relationships DO NOT WORK, Don't do it! Or else...
emo, crai; evil, cut things...
3. Save your $7.00 a week lunch money till you graduate, by the time your done, you should have over
$2,240.00's! It's ok to starve yourself a little bit, just eat when you get home.
Whats yours? And be Honest!
Mine would be:
1. When you meet that old guy in the ice cream truck, refuse to go into his truck for ice cream. It's a trap.
2. Once you join the Nsider forums, tell NOA_Andy that you know he will close down the forums in September of 2007, and convince him to not close them.
3. The first day you call 911, don't tell them your real address. If you do, something terrible will happen. Since you're 10 now, I think you're old enough to know. Well, this guy named Michael Jackson, he is the same guy that runs that ice cream truck I told to you about in the beginning. He wants to rape you. It already happened to me, and it was not nice. DON'T TELL THEM YOUR ADDRESS!
Quote from: Avion-Finch on January 22, 2008, 09:01:39 PM
enjoy the cartoons while they last cuz in about 7 years theyll all suck.
this post gets my approval.
Quote from: Jono2 on January 22, 2008, 09:02:45 PM
Quote from: Avion-Finch on January 22, 2008, 09:01:39 PM
enjoy the cartoons while they last cuz in about 7 years theyll all suck.
this post gets my approval.
True dat.
Quote from: Jono2 on January 22, 2008, 08:59:48 PM
Quote from: StarWindWizard7 on January 22, 2008, 08:57:00 PM
Quote from: Jono2 on January 22, 2008, 08:55:35 PM
Don't quit band in grade 10.
What happens in the summer of grade 9 is in no way whatsoever your own fault, and it's okay to be entirely cold & cynical about it. :D
Ooo, this is interesting. ;D
Friendly Hostile, you only said 2 things...
o.o
olol, you want the story? I can type it up for you, and I know I've typed it up here before.
You don't have to if you don't want to. :robothappy:
1) Beware of Middle School...BEWARE!
2) Get the number of the girl you like in 8th grade.
3) DON'T procrastinate doing your homework. This is the only thing in between you and your A+
Study a lot more. You are a lot prettier than most people, dont feel ugly.
Quote from: britneymahboy on January 22, 2008, 09:08:22 PM
Study a lot more. You are a lot prettier than most people, dont feel ugly.
Hahaha...
Oh, you were serious. Well, you probably are ugly then.
Quote from: StarWindWizard7 on January 22, 2008, 09:06:33 PM
Quote from: Jono2 on January 22, 2008, 08:59:48 PM
Quote from: StarWindWizard7 on January 22, 2008, 08:57:00 PM
Quote from: Jono2 on January 22, 2008, 08:55:35 PM
Don't quit band in grade 10.
What happens in the summer of grade 9 is in no way whatsoever your own fault, and it's okay to be entirely cold & cynical about it. :D
Ooo, this is interesting. ;D
Friendly Hostile, you only said 2 things...
o.o
olol, you want the story? I can type it up for you, and I know I've typed it up here before.
You don't have to if you don't want to. :robothappy:
k, but beware, you'll probably think of me as cold & heartless afterwards. :P
ahh, I'll leave it for another time. it's too late, and i have a pre-cal exam on thursday that I have no time to study for tomorrow. >_<
remind me some time though. I have to write it up on my facebook so that I can piss of the "friend" that got me into the predicament and who the blame really lies upon. I need a copy of it down for the record anyways, in case the idiot ninny some day decides to try to sue me. :|
Quote from: Orgizirtee on January 22, 2008, 09:08:56 PM
Quote from: britneymahboy on January 22, 2008, 09:08:22 PM
Study a lot more. You are a lot prettier than most people, dont feel ugly.
Hahaha...
Oh, you were serious. Well, you probably are ugly then.
How did you come up with that?
1. learn to play an instrument
2. do some studying
3. don't go into culinary arts in college
Hmmm...
1. Don't loan your older sister any money, no matter what. You'll never get those 200 bucks back.
2. On your 17th birthday, do NOT go to the back of grandpa's tool shed with the neighbor girl.
3. ALWAYS trade pocket knives with Old Bill Basil. He may seem like a crazy old man, but he'll give you his gold pocket watch as a memento when he is on his death bed. Treasure it always, because Bill will have been your only true friend up until you start junior high school.
Quote from: Helios on January 22, 2008, 09:18:26 PM
Hmmm...
1. Don't loan your older sister any money, no matter what. You'll never get those 200 bucks back.
2. On your 17th birthday, do NOT go to the back of grandpa's tool shed with the neighbor girl.
3. ALWAYS trade pocket knives with Old Bill Basil. He may seem like a crazy old man, but he'll give you his gold pocket watch as a memento when he is on his death bed. Treasure it always, because Bill will have been your only true friend up until you start junior high school.
Why, what happened?
Quote from: WIIGAMER24 on January 22, 2008, 09:20:28 PM
Quote from: Helios on January 22, 2008, 09:18:26 PM
Hmmm...
1. Don't loan your older sister any money, no matter what. You'll never get those 200 bucks back.
2. On your 17th birthday, do NOT go to the back of grandpa's tool shed with the neighbor girl.
3. ALWAYS trade pocket knives with Old Bill Basil. He may seem like a crazy old man, but he'll give you his gold pocket watch as a memento when he is on his death bed. Treasure it always, because Bill will have been your only true friend up until you start junior high school.
Why, what happened?
Do you really want to know?
LEGOs are great!
I can't wait to go to school, we might have a big test today yay!
...
yeah that's about it actually >.>
I'd LIKE to tell myself about good music so I'd already pwn at musics at a young age. I'd LIKE to tell myself to learn guitar or bass at age 10 and be good at it within a few years.
But I wouldn't. Because I seriously don't want to try and make my life of today better, because I might just intercourse something up. Just... don't mess with time.
Quote from: britneymahboy on January 22, 2008, 09:11:28 PM
Quote from: Orgizirtee on January 22, 2008, 09:08:56 PM
Quote from: britneymahboy on January 22, 2008, 09:08:22 PM
Study a lot more. You are a lot prettier than most people, dont feel ugly.
Hahaha...
Oh, you were serious. Well, you probably are ugly then.
How did you come up with that?
Because I'm better than you, moron.
Sheez, you need to pay more attention.
Quote from: Orgizirtee on January 22, 2008, 09:26:56 PM
Quote from: britneymahboy on January 22, 2008, 09:11:28 PM
Quote from: Orgizirtee on January 22, 2008, 09:08:56 PM
Quote from: britneymahboy on January 22, 2008, 09:08:22 PM
Study a lot more. You are a lot prettier than most people, dont feel ugly.
Hahaha...
Oh, you were serious. Well, you probably are ugly then.
How did you come up with that?
Because I'm better than you, moron.
Sheez, you need to pay more attention.
I would need to see a picture of you to determine that.
Quote from: britneymahboy on January 22, 2008, 09:28:46 PM
Quote from: Orgizirtee on January 22, 2008, 09:26:56 PM
Quote from: britneymahboy on January 22, 2008, 09:11:28 PM
Quote from: Orgizirtee on January 22, 2008, 09:08:56 PM
Quote from: britneymahboy on January 22, 2008, 09:08:22 PM
Study a lot more. You are a lot prettier than most people, dont feel ugly.
Hahaha...
Oh, you were serious. Well, you probably are ugly then.
How did you come up with that?
Because I'm better than you, moron.
Sheez, you need to pay more attention.
I would need to see a picture of you to determine that.
No, someone else would need to see a picture of both of you, and I'm sure you wouldn't be up to the task of actually giving one of yourself.
Quote from: Kazooie-Banjo on January 22, 2008, 09:33:40 PM
Quote from: britneymahboy on January 22, 2008, 09:28:46 PM
Quote from: Orgizirtee on January 22, 2008, 09:26:56 PM
Quote from: britneymahboy on January 22, 2008, 09:11:28 PM
Quote from: Orgizirtee on January 22, 2008, 09:08:56 PM
Quote from: britneymahboy on January 22, 2008, 09:08:22 PM
Study a lot more. You are a lot prettier than most people, dont feel ugly.
Hahaha...
Oh, you were serious. Well, you probably are ugly then.
How did you come up with that?
Because I'm better than you, moron.
Sheez, you need to pay more attention.
I would need to see a picture of you to determine that.
No, someone else would need to see a picture of both of you, and I'm sure you wouldn't be up to the task of actually giving one of yourself.
Ha ha. No, I don't want to give one. Some have seen my picture though.
Quote from: Kazooie-Banjo on January 22, 2008, 09:33:40 PM
Quote from: britneymahboy on January 22, 2008, 09:28:46 PM
Quote from: Orgizirtee on January 22, 2008, 09:26:56 PM
Quote from: britneymahboy on January 22, 2008, 09:11:28 PM
Quote from: Orgizirtee on January 22, 2008, 09:08:56 PM
Quote from: britneymahboy on January 22, 2008, 09:08:22 PM
Study a lot more. You are a lot prettier than most people, dont feel ugly.
Hahaha...
Oh, you were serious. Well, you probably are ugly then.
How did you come up with that?
Because I'm better than you, moron.
Sheez, you need to pay more attention.
I would need to see a picture of you to determine that.
No, someone else would need to see a picture of both of you, and I'm sure you wouldn't be up to the task of actually giving one of yourself.
... Why are you talking to me?
If he does give it to me, yes i would.
Quote from: britneymahboy on January 22, 2008, 09:38:48 PM
... Why are you talking to me?
If he does give it to me, yes i would.
Why not?
And no, sir, I mean someone
else would need to evaluate
both pics.
Quote from: Kazooie-Banjo on January 22, 2008, 09:42:38 PM
Quote from: britneymahboy on January 22, 2008, 09:38:48 PM
... Why are you talking to me?
If he does give it to me, yes i would.
Why not?
And no, sir, I mean someone else would need to evaluate both pics.
I dont know it just annoys me.
Why someone else? I dont care if its fair, its all about how i feel.
Quote from: britneymahboy on January 22, 2008, 09:45:27 PM
Quote from: Kazooie-Banjo on January 22, 2008, 09:42:38 PM
Quote from: britneymahboy on January 22, 2008, 09:38:48 PM
... Why are you talking to me?
If he does give it to me, yes i would.
Why not?
And no, sir, I mean someone else would need to evaluate both pics.
I dont know it just annoys me.
Why someone else? I dont care if its fair, its all about how i feel.
Clearly you don't know how little a sense of morals I have.
Now, stop with all this nonsense and get back on the darned topic.
Quote from: Orgizirtee on January 22, 2008, 09:46:51 PM
Quote from: britneymahboy on January 22, 2008, 09:45:27 PM
Quote from: Kazooie-Banjo on January 22, 2008, 09:42:38 PM
Quote from: britneymahboy on January 22, 2008, 09:38:48 PM
... Why are you talking to me?
If he does give it to me, yes i would.
Why not?
And no, sir, I mean someone else would need to evaluate both pics.
I dont know it just annoys me.
Why someone else? I dont care if its fair, its all about how i feel.
Clearly you don't know how little a sense of morals I have.
Do i seem like the person that cares?
Anyways you are right.
1) Tell mom and dad that you're gay now, so it'll be less of a shock in 6 six years.
2) In 6 years, you'll meet a really hot guy who you'll like and he likes you, but his cousin tells him you're straight. Don't let that happen! >:(
3) In 3 years, mommy will come home with a bunch of lottery tickets for the $325 million dollar prize. She's going back to the store for more tickets, so write these numbers down and make her purchase a ticket for it...
Quote from: NINNIN6 on January 22, 2008, 09:52:00 PM
1) Tell mom and dad that you're gay now, so it'll be less of a shock in 6 six years.
2) In 6 years, you'll meet a really hot guy who you'll like and he likes you, but his cousin tells him you're straight. Don't let that happen! >:(
3) In 3 years, mommy will come home with a bunch of lottery tickets for the $325 million dollar prize. She's going back to the store for more tickets, so write these numbers down and make her purchase a ticket for it...
lol.
You are gay?
Quote from: britneymahboy on January 22, 2008, 09:53:10 PM
Quote from: NINNIN6 on January 22, 2008, 09:52:00 PM
1) Tell mom and dad that you're gay now, so it'll be less of a shock in 6 six years.
2) In 6 years, you'll meet a really hot guy who you'll like and he likes you, but his cousin tells him you're straight. Don't let that happen! >:(
3) In 3 years, mommy will come home with a bunch of lottery tickets for the $325 million dollar prize. She's going back to the store for more tickets, so write these numbers down and make her purchase a ticket for it...
lol.
You are gay?
For 11 years now! ^_^
Quote from: NINNIN6 on January 22, 2008, 09:57:38 PM
Quote from: britneymahboy on January 22, 2008, 09:53:10 PM
Quote from: NINNIN6 on January 22, 2008, 09:52:00 PM
1) Tell mom and dad that you're gay now, so it'll be less of a shock in 6 six years.
2) In 6 years, you'll meet a really hot guy who you'll like and he likes you, but his cousin tells him you're straight. Don't let that happen! >:(
3) In 3 years, mommy will come home with a bunch of lottery tickets for the $325 million dollar prize. She's going back to the store for more tickets, so write these numbers down and make her purchase a ticket for it...
lol.
You are gay?
For 11 years now! ^_^
What does that mean? You are not eleven right? O_O
I thought you were straight and married...
lol
Commit suicide, cause when you're older you won't have any friends.
1) Don't worry about what people think of you.
2) Start going to a public school or something. You'll regret not doing it later.
3) Get used to being lonely, because that's all you'll know soon.
I learned not to take poop from anyone, but that priorities are more important then pride.
Quote from: britneymahboy on January 22, 2008, 10:00:29 PM
Quote from: NINNIN6 on January 22, 2008, 09:57:38 PM
Quote from: britneymahboy on January 22, 2008, 09:53:10 PM
Quote from: NINNIN6 on January 22, 2008, 09:52:00 PM
1) Tell mom and dad that you're gay now, so it'll be less of a shock in 6 six years.
2) In 6 years, you'll meet a really hot guy who you'll like and he likes you, but his cousin tells him you're straight. Don't let that happen! >:(
3) In 3 years, mommy will come home with a bunch of lottery tickets for the $325 million dollar prize. She's going back to the store for more tickets, so write these numbers down and make her purchase a ticket for it...
lol.
You are gay?
For 11 years now! ^_^
What does that mean? You are not eleven right? O_O
I thought you were straight and married...
lol
No, I'm 16, but before I was 5, I didn't know what the difference between boys and girls was. :P
Also, WTF?
Quote from: OneManFreakShow on January 22, 2008, 10:01:45 PM
3) Get used to being lonely, because that's all you'll know soon.
Are you me?
Quote from: NINNIN6 on January 22, 2008, 10:03:05 PM
Quote from: britneymahboy on January 22, 2008, 10:00:29 PM
Quote from: NINNIN6 on January 22, 2008, 09:57:38 PM
Quote from: britneymahboy on January 22, 2008, 09:53:10 PM
Quote from: NINNIN6 on January 22, 2008, 09:52:00 PM
1) Tell mom and dad that you're gay now, so it'll be less of a shock in 6 six years.
2) In 6 years, you'll meet a really hot guy who you'll like and he likes you, but his cousin tells him you're straight. Don't let that happen! >:(
3) In 3 years, mommy will come home with a bunch of lottery tickets for the $325 million dollar prize. She's going back to the store for more tickets, so write these numbers down and make her purchase a ticket for it...
lol.
You are gay?
For 11 years now! ^_^
What does that mean? You are not eleven right? O_O
I thought you were straight and married...
lol
No, I'm 16, but before I was 5, I didn't know what the difference between boys and girls was. :P
Also, WTF?
lol Thats cute.
I think i remember you saying something about being married with some girl...
Quote from: Mystic Swampert on January 22, 2008, 10:04:41 PM
Quote from: OneManFreakShow on January 22, 2008, 10:01:45 PM
3) Get used to being lonely, because that's all you'll know soon.
Are you me?
I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.
Quote from: britneymahboy on January 22, 2008, 10:05:38 PM
Quote from: NINNIN6 on January 22, 2008, 10:03:05 PM
Quote from: britneymahboy on January 22, 2008, 10:00:29 PM
Quote from: NINNIN6 on January 22, 2008, 09:57:38 PM
Quote from: britneymahboy on January 22, 2008, 09:53:10 PM
Quote from: NINNIN6 on January 22, 2008, 09:52:00 PM
1) Tell mom and dad that you're gay now, so it'll be less of a shock in 6 six years.
2) In 6 years, you'll meet a really hot guy who you'll like and he likes you, but his cousin tells him you're straight. Don't let that happen! >:(
3) In 3 years, mommy will come home with a bunch of lottery tickets for the $325 million dollar prize. She's going back to the store for more tickets, so write these numbers down and make her purchase a ticket for it...
lol.
You are gay?
For 11 years now! ^_^
What does that mean? You are not eleven right? O_O
I thought you were straight and married...
lol
No, I'm 16, but before I was 5, I didn't know what the difference between boys and girls was. :P
Also, WTF?
lol Thats cute.
I think i remember you saying something about being married with some girl...
Oh, that. At my school, arranged marriages aren't rare per say, so I told a select few that I'm getting married in February. Somehow, it spread like a wildfire and my chemistry teacher is making a big deal about me being underage and stuff. So everyone in the know helped further my tale, and I have rings, a dress, pictures, Photoshop; everything required for making a fake wedding...
Quote from: NINNIN6 on January 22, 2008, 10:12:13 PM
Oh, that. At my school, arranged marriages aren't rare per say, so I told a select few that I'm getting married in February. Somehow, it spread like a wildfire and my chemistry teacher is making a big deal about me being underage and stuff. So everyone in the know helped further my tale, and I have rings, a dress, pictures, Photoshop; everything required for making a fake wedding...
Are you the bride? ::)
Quote from: NINNIN6 on January 22, 2008, 10:12:13 PM
Quote from: britneymahboy on January 22, 2008, 10:05:38 PM
Quote from: NINNIN6 on January 22, 2008, 10:03:05 PM
Quote from: britneymahboy on January 22, 2008, 10:00:29 PM
Quote from: NINNIN6 on January 22, 2008, 09:57:38 PM
Quote from: britneymahboy on January 22, 2008, 09:53:10 PM
Quote from: NINNIN6 on January 22, 2008, 09:52:00 PM
1) Tell mom and dad that you're gay now, so it'll be less of a shock in 6 six years.
2) In 6 years, you'll meet a really hot guy who you'll like and he likes you, but his cousin tells him you're straight. Don't let that happen! >:(
3) In 3 years, mommy will come home with a bunch of lottery tickets for the $325 million dollar prize. She's going back to the store for more tickets, so write these numbers down and make her purchase a ticket for it...
lol.
You are gay?
For 11 years now! ^_^
What does that mean? You are not eleven right? O_O
I thought you were straight and married...
lol
No, I'm 16, but before I was 5, I didn't know what the difference between boys and girls was. :P
Also, WTF?
lol Thats cute.
I think i remember you saying something about being married with some girl...
Oh, that. At my school, arranged marriages aren't rare per say, so I told a select few that I'm getting married in February. Somehow, it spread like a wildfire and my chemistry teacher is making a big deal about me being underage and stuff. So everyone in the know helped further my tale, and I have rings, a dress, pictures, Photoshop; everything required for making a fake wedding...
Wait, why do you have the dress?
Aren't you a guy?
Quote from: OneManFreakShow on January 22, 2008, 10:16:36 PM
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Quote from: NINNIN6 on January 22, 2008, 10:03:05 PM
Quote from: britneymahboy on January 22, 2008, 10:00:29 PM
Quote from: NINNIN6 on January 22, 2008, 09:57:38 PM
Quote from: britneymahboy on January 22, 2008, 09:53:10 PM
Quote from: NINNIN6 on January 22, 2008, 09:52:00 PM
1) Tell mom and dad that you're gay now, so it'll be less of a shock in 6 six years.
2) In 6 years, you'll meet a really hot guy who you'll like and he likes you, but his cousin tells him you're straight. Don't let that happen! >:(
3) In 3 years, mommy will come home with a bunch of lottery tickets for the $325 million dollar prize. She's going back to the store for more tickets, so write these numbers down and make her purchase a ticket for it...
lol.
You are gay?
For 11 years now! ^_^
What does that mean? You are not eleven right? O_O
I thought you were straight and married...
lol
No, I'm 16, but before I was 5, I didn't know what the difference between boys and girls was. :P
Also, WTF?
lol Thats cute.
I think i remember you saying something about being married with some girl...
Oh, that. At my school, arranged marriages aren't rare per say, so I told a select few that I'm getting married in February. Somehow, it spread like a wildfire and my chemistry teacher is making a big deal about me being underage and stuff. So everyone in the know helped further my tale, and I have rings, a dress, pictures, Photoshop; everything required for making a fake wedding...
Wait, why do you have the dress?
Aren't you a guy?
The dress isn't for me, it's for one of my friends to show my teacher so she'll freak out some more. It's a nice créme color...
Quote from: OneManFreakShow on January 22, 2008, 10:16:36 PM
Wait, why do you have the dress?
Aren't you a guy?
Guys want to be pretty sometimes too.
Quote from: NINNIN6 on January 22, 2008, 10:19:31 PM
Quote from: OneManFreakShow on January 22, 2008, 10:16:36 PM
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Quote from: NINNIN6 on January 22, 2008, 10:03:05 PM
Quote from: britneymahboy on January 22, 2008, 10:00:29 PM
Quote from: NINNIN6 on January 22, 2008, 09:57:38 PM
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Quote from: NINNIN6 on January 22, 2008, 09:52:00 PM
1) Tell mom and dad that you're gay now, so it'll be less of a shock in 6 six years.
2) In 6 years, you'll meet a really hot guy who you'll like and he likes you, but his cousin tells him you're straight. Don't let that happen! >:(
3) In 3 years, mommy will come home with a bunch of lottery tickets for the $325 million dollar prize. She's going back to the store for more tickets, so write these numbers down and make her purchase a ticket for it...
lol.
You are gay?
For 11 years now! ^_^
What does that mean? You are not eleven right? O_O
I thought you were straight and married...
lol
No, I'm 16, but before I was 5, I didn't know what the difference between boys and girls was. :P
Also, WTF?
lol Thats cute.
I think i remember you saying something about being married with some girl...
Oh, that. At my school, arranged marriages aren't rare per say, so I told a select few that I'm getting married in February. Somehow, it spread like a wildfire and my chemistry teacher is making a big deal about me being underage and stuff. So everyone in the know helped further my tale, and I have rings, a dress, pictures, Photoshop; everything required for making a fake wedding...
Wait, why do you have the dress?
Aren't you a guy?
The dress isn't for me, it's for one of my friends to show my teacher so she'll freak out some more. It's a nice créme color...
Take pictures of you wearing it and post them.
Quote from: britneymahboy on January 22, 2008, 10:23:04 PM
Quote from: NINNIN6 on January 22, 2008, 10:19:31 PM
Quote from: OneManFreakShow on January 22, 2008, 10:16:36 PM
Quote from: NINNIN6 on January 22, 2008, 10:12:13 PM
Quote from: britneymahboy on January 22, 2008, 10:05:38 PM
Quote from: NINNIN6 on January 22, 2008, 10:03:05 PM
Quote from: britneymahboy on January 22, 2008, 10:00:29 PM
Quote from: NINNIN6 on January 22, 2008, 09:57:38 PM
Quote from: britneymahboy on January 22, 2008, 09:53:10 PM
Quote from: NINNIN6 on January 22, 2008, 09:52:00 PM
1) Tell mom and dad that you're gay now, so it'll be less of a shock in 6 six years.
2) In 6 years, you'll meet a really hot guy who you'll like and he likes you, but his cousin tells him you're straight. Don't let that happen! >:(
3) In 3 years, mommy will come home with a bunch of lottery tickets for the $325 million dollar prize. She's going back to the store for more tickets, so write these numbers down and make her purchase a ticket for it...
lol.
You are gay?
For 11 years now! ^_^
What does that mean? You are not eleven right? O_O
I thought you were straight and married...
lol
No, I'm 16, but before I was 5, I didn't know what the difference between boys and girls was. :P
Also, WTF?
lol Thats cute.
I think i remember you saying something about being married with some girl...
Oh, that. At my school, arranged marriages aren't rare per say, so I told a select few that I'm getting married in February. Somehow, it spread like a wildfire and my chemistry teacher is making a big deal about me being underage and stuff. So everyone in the know helped further my tale, and I have rings, a dress, pictures, Photoshop; everything required for making a fake wedding...
Wait, why do you have the dress?
Aren't you a guy?
The dress isn't for me, it's for one of my friends to show my teacher so she'll freak out some more. It's a nice créme color...
Take pictures of you wearing it and post them.
Yeah right, I haven't done drag in... well, it wasn't that long ago, but still no.
1) hey intercourse you
2) stay in school
3) you're stupid
dont eat yellow snow
Quote from: famy on January 22, 2008, 10:25:21 PM
1) hey f*** you
2) stay in school
3) you're stupid
4) And your puppy is cute =3
:)
Quote from: NINNIN6 on January 22, 2008, 10:24:40 PM
Yeah right, I haven't done drag in... well, it wasn't that long ago, but still no.
In how long?...
Quote from: mackormoses on January 22, 2008, 10:28:09 PM
4) And your puppy is cute =3
:)
i has confession to make
its not really my puppy
Quote from: britneymahboy on January 22, 2008, 10:28:26 PM
Quote from: NINNIN6 on January 22, 2008, 10:24:40 PM
Yeah right, I haven't done drag in... well, it wasn't that long ago, but still no.
In how long?...
About 9 months.
Quote from: NINNIN6 on January 22, 2008, 10:30:54 PM
Quote from: britneymahboy on January 22, 2008, 10:28:26 PM
Quote from: NINNIN6 on January 22, 2008, 10:24:40 PM
Yeah right, I haven't done drag in... well, it wasn't that long ago, but still no.
In how long?...
About 9 months.
I've never done it. :O
I dont really plan on doing it either.lulz
"You're an idiot."
Quote from: Ludwig3 on January 22, 2008, 10:36:05 PM
Quote from: NINNIN6 on January 22, 2008, 10:30:54 PM
Quote from: britneymahboy on January 22, 2008, 10:28:26 PM
Quote from: NINNIN6 on January 22, 2008, 10:24:40 PM
Yeah right, I haven't done drag in... well, it wasn't that long ago, but still no.
In how long?...
About 9 months.
Why do you do it? seriously?
Well, at first it was just for fun and a laugh and such, but then my friends got the idea that I should do it in Theater class too, so I did and we got bonus points for it... soon it became kind of the norm... I perform, we get a 100. >_> Another guy tried to do it once, but they had points taken off because he was wearing a thong and exposed his back to where it was visible.
Quote from: NINNIN6 on January 22, 2008, 10:42:03 PM
Quote from: Ludwig3 on January 22, 2008, 10:36:05 PM
Quote from: NINNIN6 on January 22, 2008, 10:30:54 PM
Quote from: britneymahboy on January 22, 2008, 10:28:26 PM
Quote from: NINNIN6 on January 22, 2008, 10:24:40 PM
Yeah right, I haven't done drag in... well, it wasn't that long ago, but still no.
In how long?...
About 9 months.
Why do you do it? seriously?
Well, at first it was just for fun and a laugh and such, but then my friends got the idea that I should do it in Theater class too, so I did and we got bonus points for it... soon it became kind of the norm... I perform, we get a 100. >_> Another guy tried to do it once, but they had points taken off because he was wearing a thong and exposed his back to where it was visible.
wut
I wanna go to your school.lol
Quote from: NINNIN6 on January 22, 2008, 10:42:03 PM
Quote from: Ludwig3 on January 22, 2008, 10:36:05 PM
Quote from: NINNIN6 on January 22, 2008, 10:30:54 PM
Quote from: britneymahboy on January 22, 2008, 10:28:26 PM
Quote from: NINNIN6 on January 22, 2008, 10:24:40 PM
Yeah right, I haven't done drag in... well, it wasn't that long ago, but still no.
In how long?...
About 9 months.
Why do you do it? seriously?
Well, at first it was just for fun and a laugh and such, but then my friends got the idea that I should do it in Theater class too, so I did and we got bonus points for it... soon it became kind of the norm... I perform, we get a 100. >_> Another guy tried to do it once, but they had points taken off because he was wearing a thong and exposed his back to where it was visible.
Oh My God....
Join Band and do Sports!
hmm....
1. don't eat alot!
2. Actually give a S*** about your homework, it counts!
3. Never sell a Sega Genesis game.. your re-buy it anyways...
1. Ask that girl out that you like. She'll be moving next year.
2. Don't take poop from ANYONE.
3. Make sure your dog does not bite your feet. It will follow you for five or more years.
1. Don't be too touchy-feely. It's creepy D:.
2. Demand respect, you deserve it. Those other twerps in your class can be your pawns.
3. Be a leader. Don't let all those other jerks in your class ruin it for you.
Tada.
1. Talk to people regardless of if you like them or not. Otherwise you'll have few friends
2. Don't get frustrated with work...it just makes it worse
3. If anyone PO's you, tell them. Trust me, you'll feel better for saying so
1. Talk to people. Make friends.
2. Make the site nsiderforums.net.
3. Quit being such a loser. :|
1. I can't wait till I move out...
2. People in general suck.
3. Ed, Edd, n Eddy will never die.
Mine would be some serious questions!
"What ever you do do not become friends with those kids at the park"(friends my ass)
"In about 4 years your ass is going to be in america so what ever you do find a way to stay in Canada"
"LET GO OF THAT FUCKING TWINKY AND LOOK AT IN THE EYES AND TELL IT WHOS THE BOSS! Your going to regret it if you don't once your 14. Diets don't work working out does!
1. Stop playing basketball so rough, or you'll pay for it in a few years.
2. Don't buy the guitar you will purchase in 3 years, you'll need that money for something more important. -_-
3. Stop with the temper problems.
;D
NO PORN LOOKING GODDAMN YOU, and make an account at nsider, and never visit a place called 4chan.
1. Dun be so shy. That hawt girl will like you moar if you aren't. :)
2. ALWAYS do your homework. >:(
3. In high school, save that $20 a week for video games instead of lunch. :)
Quote from: Pokesamrus on January 23, 2008, 07:19:47 PM
NO PORN LOOKING GODDAMN YOU, and make an account at nsider, and never visit a place called 4chan.
Someone else faps a little too often? :P
Quote from: darklink140 on January 23, 2008, 07:11:55 PM
1. Stop playing basketball so rough, or you'll pay for it in a few years.
2. Don't buy the guitar you will purchase in 3 years, you'll need that money for something more important. -_-
3. Stop with the temper problems.
;D
Uh ohhhh,
I never knew you had a Temper!! :O
Quote from: Pokesamrus on January 23, 2008, 07:19:47 PM
NO PORN LOOKING GODDAMN YOU, and make an account at nsider, and never visit a place called 4chan.
Your puny mind just couldn't handle it eh?
I would tell my 10 year old self to
-Watch her short temper
-Not be so stubborn
-Practice Tae Kwon Do everyday
-Try not to be so shy at times
-NEVER... EVER... click on the button that says "Hentai," even if it does have Sailor Moon on it. >.<
Next time, be more careful and kind and you won't lose the allowance.
Improve the attitude!
Save your money. Save it until you have $100. Combine this with 2, and you should have $250! SAVE IT UNTIL 200, November 19th. OR ELSE!!!
I've got a few things for sure:
1. Switch out of a certain horrible French teacher's class in grade 9 (with a different teacher). I had a horrible experience with that teacher, and that alone stopped me from taking french again from that point forwards.
2. Try out for more sports teams in middle school/high school. I only tried out and got on the grade 9 volleyball team and I love team sports.
3. Get braces on earlier so that I wouldn't have to have braces in high school. >.>
I can't think of anything else, but those are some major things that would have been useful to know in advance.
don't take any poop from anybody.
get some better cloths
read a bit more
study a bit more
and some business decisions regarding games I probably should have gotten instead of falling for Pokemon and Mario Party
1)Stop being such a intercourse in' nerd, when you reach Middle school you won't be as smart as you think
2)What's going to happen during the summer is ok, besides you can use it as bragging rights in high school
3)One of your best friends is going to be a girl who at first you're going to call emo
1. DON'T forge your mom's signature on that Report Card. IT'S NOT WORTH IT.
2. Grow some balls and start trying to make friends. The three you have will reject you in two years.
3. NES bleeps is NOT music.
4. PLEASE STOP BEING SO FREAKING EMOTIONAL AND LAZY!
5. Stop being a know-it-all.
6. Try and talk to some girls. Seriously. I'm 15 and don't have a GF yet.
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on January 23, 2008, 04:34:39 PM
2. Make the site nsiderforums.net.
3. Quit being such a loser. :|
quite the paradox you have there sir