What I mean is, what's the most entertaining or awesome theory, not the one you think is necessarily correct. Preferably not something like the FSM story of creation.
I vote Norse. Check this out:
"Odin, Vili, and Ve—the sons of Bor—fought Ymir, the senior frost giant. They slew the mighty giant, and so much blood poured from his wounds that all the frost giants got drowned except Bergelmir and his wife. The sons of Bor then took Ymir's carcass to ginnungagap, the primordial abyss, and made the soil from his flesh, the mountain crags from his bones, and boulders from his toes. Out of the excess of blood they formed the lakes and seas. Maggot-like within the carcass of Ymir, innumerable dwarfs grew up, and at the word of the gods they acquired human intelligence and shape. Their dwelling-place was inside the earth and the rocks. Ymir's skull was made into heaven, the means of suspension being four dwarfs, and the giant's brains, flung into the wind, became the clouds."
-Oxford University Press
Creation.
Because I believe it's the truth.
Big Bang because its the only realistic one.
I say everything has been here forever and everything will just disappear in a few billion years, and we will loop backwards and start over again.
Quote from: britneymahboy on January 24, 2008, 08:58:40 PM
Big Bang because its the only realistic one.
Yeah, everything spinning randomly and then *BOOM* the universe is created. Very likely. :| Which brings us to Newton's First Law: "An object at rest remains at rest and an object in motion remains in motion unless acted on by an unbalanced force". There had to be some force that acted on the universe to create it.
Some faith in Asia that says the earth is held up by two elephants riding on a giant turtle's back in space.
The one found in The Boble (http://www.valentrinne.com/wiki/index.php?title=The_Boble)
the Hcnup Noclaf theory.
wherein captain falcon does a reverse falcon punch and the universe is created.
None of the universe creation theories are that entertaining, but the Egyptian humanity creation story is pretty interesting. Basically, Rha masturbates and out comes humans.
I just go with the universe has always been here, on an endless cycle of building up, then breaking down, then building up again. And so on and so forth.
Quote from: Pokesamrus on January 24, 2008, 09:32:33 PM
Quote from: LinkXLR on January 24, 2008, 08:57:06 PM
Creation.
Because I believe it's the truth.
Son, you phail. Now,
lemme tell you a story all about how my life got twist-turned upside down. I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, I'll tell you all about how you phail.
Shut up.
Quote from: LightningSword on January 24, 2008, 09:11:57 PM
Quote from: britneymahboy on January 24, 2008, 08:58:40 PM
Big Bang because its the only realistic one.
Yeah, everything spinning randomly and then *BOOM* the universe is created. Very likely. :| Which brings us to Newton's First Law: "An object at rest remains at rest and an object in motion remains in motion unless acted on by an unbalanced force". There had to be some force that acted on the universe to create it.
Looks like someone isn't educated.
Well some supernatural god guy makes the world, how the hell is that likely, and then he leaves NOT A SINGLE PIECE OF EVIDENCE OF HIS EXISTENCE, and some random ignorant old time commoners come up with the same exact idea of him, at random, and then it gets spread and a bunch of gullible people believe and you know how it ends.
VERY LIKELY, EH?
Quote from: Pokesamrus on January 24, 2008, 09:32:33 PM
Quote from: LinkXLR on January 24, 2008, 08:57:06 PM
Creation.
Because I believe it's the truth.
Son, you phail. Now,
lemme tell you a story all about how my life got twist-turned upside down. I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, I'll tell you all about how you phail.
No.
Quote from: OneManFreakShow on January 24, 2008, 09:35:56 PM
Quote from: Pokesamrus on January 24, 2008, 09:32:33 PM
Quote from: LinkXLR on January 24, 2008, 08:57:06 PM
Creation.
Because I believe it's the truth.
Son, you phail. Now,
lemme tell you a story all about how my life got twist-turned upside down. I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, I'll tell you all about how you phail.
No.
Notice how in my attempt at saying someone phails I deliberately add phail just to show that I don't really mean they phail and I still respect their believes, no matter how unlikely they are
Quote from: Pokesamrus on January 24, 2008, 09:38:05 PM
Notice how in my attempt at saying someone phails I deliberately add phail just to show that I don't really mean they phail and I still respect their believes, no matter how unlikely they are
Regardless, it was completely retarded and I really hope you'll abstain from ever posting like that again.
Quote from: Kazooie-Banjo on January 24, 2008, 09:38:56 PM
Quote from: Pokesamrus on January 24, 2008, 09:38:05 PM
Notice how in my attempt at saying someone phails I deliberately add phail just to show that I don't really mean they phail and I still respect their believes, no matter how unlikely they are
Regardless, it was completely retarded and I really hope you'll abstain from ever posting like that again.
We need another smiley added to the forums.
Quote from: Pokesamrus on January 24, 2008, 09:38:05 PM
Quote from: OneManFreakShow on January 24, 2008, 09:35:56 PM
Quote from: Pokesamrus on January 24, 2008, 09:32:33 PM
Quote from: LinkXLR on January 24, 2008, 08:57:06 PM
Creation.
Because I believe it's the truth.
Son, you phail. Now,
lemme tell you a story all about how my life got twist-turned upside down. I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, I'll tell you all about how you phail.
No.
Notice how in my attempt at saying someone phails I deliberately add phail just to show that I don't really mean they phail and I still respect their believes, no matter how unlikely they are
So I fail for believing? So I fail for not being something you accept? So I fail for just being Christian?
You may have your own problems, but you have no right to blame them on me, or any other religious person for that matter.
Quote from: LinkXLR on January 24, 2008, 09:43:36 PM
Quote from: Pokesamrus on January 24, 2008, 09:38:05 PM
Quote from: OneManFreakShow on January 24, 2008, 09:35:56 PM
Quote from: Pokesamrus on January 24, 2008, 09:32:33 PM
Quote from: LinkXLR on January 24, 2008, 08:57:06 PM
Creation.
Because I believe it's the truth.
Son, you phail. Now,
lemme tell you a story all about how my life got twist-turned upside down. I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, I'll tell you all about how you phail.
No.
Notice how in my attempt at saying someone phails I deliberately add phail just to show that I don't really mean they phail and I still respect their believes, no matter how unlikely they are
So I fail for believing? So I fail for not being something you accept? So I fail for just being Christian?
You may have your own problems, but that's no reason to blame them on me, or any other religious person for that matter.
To quote the wise pokesamrus
...just to show that I don't really mean they phail...
Quote from: Pokesamrus on January 24, 2008, 09:45:28 PM
Quote from: LinkXLR on January 24, 2008, 09:43:36 PM
Quote from: Pokesamrus on January 24, 2008, 09:38:05 PM
Quote from: OneManFreakShow on January 24, 2008, 09:35:56 PM
Quote from: Pokesamrus on January 24, 2008, 09:32:33 PM
Quote from: LinkXLR on January 24, 2008, 08:57:06 PM
Creation.
Because I believe it's the truth.
Son, you phail. Now,
lemme tell you a story all about how my life got twist-turned upside down. I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, I'll tell you all about how you phail.
No.
Notice how in my attempt at saying someone phails I deliberately add phail just to show that I don't really mean they phail and I still respect their believes, no matter how unlikely they are
So I fail for believing? So I fail for not being something you accept? So I fail for just being Christian?
You may have your own problems, but that's no reason to blame them on me, or any other religious person for that matter.
To quote the wise pokesamrus
...just to show that I don't really mean they phail...
That doesn't make any sense. And it was careless on your account.
Quote from: Pokesamrus on January 24, 2008, 09:34:42 PM
Quote from: LightningSword on January 24, 2008, 09:11:57 PM
Quote from: britneymahboy on January 24, 2008, 08:58:40 PM
Big Bang because its the only realistic one.
Yeah, everything spinning randomly and then *BOOM* the universe is created. Very likely. :| Which brings us to Newton's First Law: "An object at rest remains at rest and an object in motion remains in motion unless acted on by an unbalanced force". There had to be some force that acted on the universe to create it.
Looks like someone isn't educated.
Well some supernatural god guy makes the world, how the hell is that likely, and then he leaves NOT A SINGLE PIECE OF EVIDENCE OF HIS EXISTENCE, and some random ignorant old time commoners come up with the same exact idea of him, at random, and then it gets spread and a bunch of gullible people believe and you know how it ends.
VERY LIKELY, EH?
Now, where did I say that "some supernatural god guy" made the world? All I said is that - due to Newton's First Law - the Universe couldn't have been created without some type of unbalanced force acting upon it.
By the way, how do you think the Universe was created?
Quote from: darkmariov2 on January 24, 2008, 09:21:52 PM
Some faith in Asia that says the earth is held up by two elephants riding on a giant turtle's back in space.
Another says that the earth rotates because it sits upon a large Koi fish.
Quote from: LinkXLR on January 24, 2008, 09:46:43 PM
Quote from: Pokesamrus on January 24, 2008, 09:45:28 PM
Quote from: LinkXLR on January 24, 2008, 09:43:36 PM
Quote from: Pokesamrus on January 24, 2008, 09:38:05 PM
Quote from: OneManFreakShow on January 24, 2008, 09:35:56 PM
Quote from: Pokesamrus on January 24, 2008, 09:32:33 PM
Quote from: LinkXLR on January 24, 2008, 08:57:06 PM
Creation.
Because I believe it's the truth.
Son, you phail. Now,
lemme tell you a story all about how my life got twist-turned upside down. I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, I'll tell you all about how you phail.
No.
Notice how in my attempt at saying someone phails I deliberately add phail just to show that I don't really mean they phail and I still respect their believes, no matter how unlikely they are
So I fail for believing? So I fail for not being something you accept? So I fail for just being Christian?
You may have your own problems, but that's no reason to blame them on me, or any other religious person for that matter.
To quote the wise pokesamrus
...just to show that I don't really mean they phail...
That doesn't make any sense. And it was careless on your account.
How does "I don't really mean they phail" not make sense. IT MEANS I DON'T MEAN THEY PHAIL.
Quote from: LightningSword on January 24, 2008, 09:47:12 PM
Quote from: Pokesamrus on January 24, 2008, 09:34:42 PM
Quote from: LightningSword on January 24, 2008, 09:11:57 PM
Quote from: britneymahboy on January 24, 2008, 08:58:40 PM
Big Bang because its the only realistic one.
Yeah, everything spinning randomly and then *BOOM* the universe is created. Very likely. :| Which brings us to Newton's First Law: "An object at rest remains at rest and an object in motion remains in motion unless acted on by an unbalanced force". There had to be some force that acted on the universe to create it.
Looks like someone isn't educated.
Well some supernatural god guy makes the world, how the hell is that likely, and then he leaves NOT A SINGLE PIECE OF EVIDENCE OF HIS EXISTENCE, and some random ignorant old time commoners come up with the same exact idea of him, at random, and then it gets spread and a bunch of gullible people believe and you know how it ends.
VERY LIKELY, EH?
Now, where did I say that "some supernatural god guy" made the world? All I said is that - due to Newton's First Law - the Universe couldn't have been created without some type of unbalanced force acting upon it.
By the way, how do you think the Universe was created?
By the only real god, LIGHT FUCKING YAGAMI
Jesus Christ guys. Shut the intercourse up.
Quote from: JMV290 on January 24, 2008, 09:51:41 PM
Jesus Christ guys. Shut the intercourse up.
you shut the intercourse up intercourse face intercourse tard
Quote from: famy on January 24, 2008, 09:55:34 PM
Quote from: JMV290 on January 24, 2008, 09:51:41 PM
Jesus Christ guys. Shut the f*** up.
you shut the f*** up f*** face f*** tard
Your "bff's dog" is still ugly, by the way.
Quote from: OneManFreakShow on January 24, 2008, 09:56:16 PM
Your "bff's dog" is still ugly, by the way.
You're still ugly, by the way.
also stfu ur dog is
Quote from: Kazooie-Banjo on January 24, 2008, 09:29:08 PM
None of the universe creation theories are that entertaining, but the Egyptian humanity creation story is pretty interesting. Basically, Rha masturbates and out comes humans.
Oh my
O___O