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Generally Speaking => Power On => Topic started by: LinkXLR on January 25, 2008, 04:25:11 PM

Title: Oh..my god...
Post by: LinkXLR on January 25, 2008, 04:25:11 PM
http://beta.rottentomatoes.com/m/meet_the_spartans/ (http://beta.rottentomatoes.com/m/meet_the_spartans/)

I was loooking forward to this too. D:
Title: Re: Oh..my god...
Post by: Tupin on January 25, 2008, 04:27:26 PM
Hint: It is Epic Movie 2, they just renamed it so people who thought Epic Movie sucked would see this.
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Post by: OneManFreakShow on January 25, 2008, 04:27:59 PM
You were looking forward to this?

Shame on you.
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Post by: Waveburner on January 25, 2008, 04:28:29 PM
after the letdown of date movie and Epic Movie I'm not surprised it got low ratings.
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Post by: Silverhawk79 on January 25, 2008, 04:28:57 PM
Wow, I thought it looked terrible, but...O_o;
Title: Re: Oh..my god...
Post by: OneManFreakShow on January 25, 2008, 04:31:31 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on January 25, 2008, 04:28:57 PM
Wow, I thought it looked terrible, but...O_o;

This is the second 00% ALREADY this year. The first was One Missed Call, and that was pretty much the first movie released this year. It got over 50 reviews, all of them negative. This only has seven so far, but I honestly see this tomatometer going nowhere.
Title: Re: Oh..my god...
Post by: Jono2 on January 25, 2008, 04:33:51 PM
lol, a movie worse than Master of Disguise?


BLASPHEMY
Title: Re: Oh..my god...
Post by: OneManFreakShow on January 25, 2008, 04:34:29 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on January 25, 2008, 04:27:26 PM
Hint: It is Epic Movie 2, they just renamed it so people who thought Epic Movie sucked would see this.

It can't be as bad as Color Dreams, the NES developer, though.

They released games that were so bad, nobody bought them. They then developed games that weren't up to their already low standards under a different development name. They then founded Wisdom Tree, who made those Bible games.
Title: Re: Oh..my god...
Post by: yes.derek on January 25, 2008, 04:35:50 PM
Sweet Christ, 00?
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Post by: Pikagirl_777 on January 25, 2008, 04:39:33 PM
It was that bad? My god...
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Post by: Trini on January 25, 2008, 04:47:28 PM
Did you actually expect it to be somewhat decent?

I'm appalled.

And I knew it would be bad, but, darn.
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Post by: Genius on January 25, 2008, 04:53:41 PM
I've come to the conclusion that both Epic Movie and Meet the Spartans must have been created by Nsiders.

There's no other possibility.  Only Nsiders could pull off that kind of stupidity. 
Title: Re: Oh..my god...
Post by: Kaz on January 26, 2008, 12:11:18 AM
Well of course it was going to be utter poop, but I have to admit I didn't expect a zero.

Quote from: Genius on January 25, 2008, 04:53:41 PM
There's no other possibility.  Only Nsiders could pull off that kind of stupidity. 

You're forgetting that places like Gaia Online still exist.
Title: Re: Oh..my god...
Post by: Pokesamrus on January 26, 2008, 12:16:45 AM
Quote from: Genius on January 25, 2008, 04:53:41 PM
I've come to the conclusion that both Epic Movie and Meet the Spartans must have been created by Nsiders.

There's no other possibility.  Only Nsiders could pull off that kind of stupidity. 
Or gamefaqers, now those are the lowest of the low, the stupidest of the stupid. Well, nsiders are pretty low too.
Title: Re: Oh..my god...
Post by: OneManFreakShow on January 26, 2008, 01:54:35 AM
Quote from: Pokesamrus on January 26, 2008, 12:16:45 AM
Quote from: Genius on January 25, 2008, 04:53:41 PM
I've come to the conclusion that both Epic Movie and Meet the Spartans must have been created by Nsiders.

There's no other possibility.  Only Nsiders could pull off that kind of stupidity. 
Or gamefaqers, now those are the lowest of the low, the stupidest of the stupid. Well, nsiders are pretty low too.

It can be worse, trust me.

Nick.com message boards.
Title: Re: Oh..my god...
Post by: blue_slime on January 26, 2008, 07:15:27 AM
Still, watch it be the #1 movie when it comes out. :\
Title: Re: Oh..my god...
Post by: Jono2 on January 26, 2008, 08:27:46 AM
Quote from: OneManFreakShow on January 26, 2008, 01:54:35 AM
Quote from: Pokesamrus on January 26, 2008, 12:16:45 AM
Quote from: Genius on January 25, 2008, 04:53:41 PM
I've come to the conclusion that both Epic Movie and Meet the Spartans must have been created by Nsiders.

There's no other possibility.  Only Nsiders could pull off that kind of stupidity. 
Or gamefaqers, now those are the lowest of the low, the stupidest of the stupid. Well, nsiders are pretty low too.

It can be worse, trust me.

Nick.com message boards.


lol, i remember attempting to raid nick.com messageboards on oldsider

but it didn't work out, for obvious reasons. :-\
Title: Re: Oh..my god...
Post by: Ares300 on January 26, 2008, 11:20:32 AM
Quote from: Jono2 on January 25, 2008, 04:33:51 PM
lol, a movie worse than Master of Disguise?


BLASPHEMY

"Im going to be a master of disguise! Im going to be a master of disguise! Im going to be a master of disguise!"
Title: Re: Oh..my god...
Post by: Syncopathic on January 26, 2008, 12:01:13 PM
I knew this movie would be bad,but darn that's pathetic....

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Post by: Lotos on January 26, 2008, 03:19:42 PM
Quote from: OneManFreakShow on January 25, 2008, 04:31:31 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on January 25, 2008, 04:28:57 PM
Wow, I thought it looked terrible, but...O_o;

The first was One Missed Call

I only needed to hear the plot to know that one was bad :|
Title: Re: Oh..my god...
Post by: Chain Chompesque on January 26, 2008, 04:25:07 PM
Oh, such comic gold. I figured a 20 or so, but this is even worse. XD
Title: Re: Oh..my god...
Post by: mecha_fang on January 26, 2008, 07:11:26 PM
Quote from: OneManFreakShow on January 26, 2008, 01:54:35 AM
Quote from: Pokesamrus on January 26, 2008, 12:16:45 AM
Quote from: Genius on January 25, 2008, 04:53:41 PM
I've come to the conclusion that both Epic Movie and Meet the Spartans must have been created by Nsiders.

There's no other possibility.  Only Nsiders could pull off that kind of stupidity. 
Or gamefaqers, now those are the lowest of the low, the stupidest of the stupid. Well, nsiders are pretty low too.

It can be worse, trust me.

Nick.com message boards.
Neopets.
Title: Re: Oh..my god...
Post by: iLOVEwindwaker910 on January 26, 2008, 07:13:08 PM
i wasn't lookin forward to it..........
Title: Re: Oh..my god...
Post by: Chain Chompesque on January 26, 2008, 07:15:23 PM
Quote from: Pokesamrus on January 26, 2008, 12:16:45 AM
Quote from: Genius on January 25, 2008, 04:53:41 PM
I've come to the conclusion that both Epic Movie and Meet the Spartans must have been created by Nsiders.

There's no other possibility.  Only Nsiders could pull off that kind of stupidity. 
Or gamefaqers, now those are the lowest of the low, the stupidest of the stupid.

You visited, what, the Brawl boards? ¬_¬

Edit: Hopefully that was just a typo and you meant GameSpotters.
Title: Re: Oh..my god...
Post by: Mystic on January 26, 2008, 07:20:39 PM
Who the intercourse  wants to see that poop?
Title: Re: Oh..my god...
Post by: Gwen Khan on January 26, 2008, 07:30:22 PM
what were you expecting? that it would be good?
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Post by: W4W1 on January 26, 2008, 10:41:21 PM
Ugh, people I knew actually wanted to see that, It looks completely stupid. I'm glad it got the rating it did.
Title: Re: Oh..my god...
Post by: Cecil_and_Kain on January 27, 2008, 07:40:39 AM
You want worse. Here is a real 0%
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/one_missed_call/
Title: Re: Oh..my god...
Post by: Psycho_Ivan on January 27, 2008, 12:13:17 PM
Anyone could have told you this was going to happen. ANYONE. :D What's funny is some guy on another forum just declared in the chat that he was going to go see it... :|
Title: Re: Oh..my god...
Post by: ROOk15 on January 27, 2008, 01:48:38 PM
I just saw it yesterday. I thought it was funny.
Title: Re: Oh..my god...
Post by: Mystic on January 27, 2008, 01:55:18 PM
Quote from: ROOk15 on January 27, 2008, 01:48:38 PM
I just saw it yesterday. I thought it was funny.
Go see a counselor. Now.

Seriously, do it.
Title: Re: Oh..my god...
Post by: Tupin on January 27, 2008, 01:57:15 PM
Quote from: Mystic Swampert on January 27, 2008, 01:55:18 PM
Quote from: ROOk15 on January 27, 2008, 01:48:38 PM
I just saw it yesterday. I thought it was funny.
Go see a counselor. Now.

Seriously, do it.
I'm more concerned about the fact that his money is going to the people who made this, possibly to make another movie.
Title: Re: Oh..my god...
Post by: Psycho_Ivan on January 27, 2008, 02:04:27 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on January 27, 2008, 01:57:15 PM
Quote from: Mystic Swampert on January 27, 2008, 01:55:18 PM
Quote from: ROOk15 on January 27, 2008, 01:48:38 PM
I just saw it yesterday. I thought it was funny.
Go see a counselor. Now.

Seriously, do it.
I'm more concerned about the fact that his money is going to the people who made this, possibly to make another movie.
The first thought scared me plenty, but this? Oh god.