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Generally Speaking => Power On => Topic started by: Hiei on January 26, 2008, 12:13:32 AM

Title: Oh sweet evil Jesus
Post by: Hiei on January 26, 2008, 12:13:32 AM
You know, patent trolls used to simply piss me off. Now I'm seriously thinking we would be better off without patents at all given how stupid our system is right now. (http://www.engadget.com/2008/01/25/patent-granted-on-smartphones-everyone-sued/) It's bullpoop that you can have ten or more patents that cover the same thing, and software patents that are incredibly vauge and overreaching. I'm seriously wondering if they even bother to check these out.

Discuss the stupidity and retardation of our patent office.

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Title: Re: Oh sweet evil Jesus
Post by: Pokesamrus on January 26, 2008, 12:25:46 AM
We need a position in court for "common sense and just", that 5 experienced and nonbiased people would rule if the ruling is fair, right, or messed up, no matter what the Constitution says, to prevent loopholes
Title: Re: Oh sweet evil Jesus
Post by: えっちーせんぱい on January 26, 2008, 12:28:35 AM
What the poop?

I intercourse ing Lawl'd.

© Blaziken, 2008
Title: Re: Oh sweet evil Jesus
Post by: OneManFreakShow on January 26, 2008, 01:52:58 AM
I should patent ice. Then I could sue everyone.
Title: Re: Oh sweet evil Jesus
Post by: King_Gamer28 on January 26, 2008, 11:13:53 AM
I should copyright my own phrase, and then make everyone pay to use it, or use an alternate phrase, since it would be mine and only mine, and I would have to give specific permission for everyone to use it. I'd get rich! It's never been done before!

...You say the NFL has already done this?
Damn.
Title: Re: Oh sweet evil Jesus
Post by: えっちーせんぱい on January 26, 2008, 11:25:37 AM
Quote from: King_Gamer28 on January 26, 2008, 11:13:53 AM
I should copyright my own phrase, and then make everyone pay to use it, or use an alternate phrase, since it would be mine and only mine, and I would have to give specific permission for everyone to use it. I'd get rich! It's never been done before!

...You say the NFL has already done this?
Damn.
Pay Up.
Title: Re: Oh sweet evil Jesus
Post by: Syncopathic on January 26, 2008, 11:51:41 AM
they should patent air while their at it. :|
Title: Re: Oh sweet evil Jesus
Post by: Mystic on January 27, 2008, 01:02:06 AM
/me patents device to make electric shocks

No more pacemakers.