Today, we're traveling on a tour through the wondrous eBay museum, home of all sorts of fantastic and magical things!
The first exhibit we're going to view is this marvelous one:
AN EMPTY WENDY'S CUP (http://cgi.ebay.com/AN-EMPTY-WENDYS-CUP_W0QQitemZ280197473252QQihZ018QQcategoryZ1469QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem). Don't you just want to buy it right now? It's available for the low, low price of 35 dollars! NO SHIPPING!
Next, we have a place where you can Own Your Own WATER TOWER!!! (http://cgi.ebay.com/Own-Your-Own-WATER-TOWER_W0QQitemZ220196537142QQihZ012QQcategoryZ57118QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem) For only 5000 dollars!
QuoteThe winning bidder will be allowed 120 days to remove the tower from the property.
Thank you, good sir, I'll be right there with my family minivan.
Next, kiddies, in honor of the soon elections, you can buy a one-of-a-kind HILLAR CLINTON NUTCRACKER (http://cgi.ebay.com/HILLARY-CLINTON-NUTCRACKER-NIB-NUT-CRACKER_W0QQitemZ260206981191QQihZ016QQcategoryZ1469QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem).
(http://mywebpages.comcast.net/jroth4/HILLARY1.JPG)
Perfect for parties, birthday presents, or Christmas gifts!
Have you ever wanted to DEVELOP SUPER HUMAN MIND CONTROL SUPERHERO POWERS!? (http://cgi.ebay.com/DEVELOP-SUPER-HUMAN-MIND-CONTROL-SUPERHERO-POWERS_W0QQitemZ200197412933QQihZ010QQcategoryZ1468QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem) Sure, you have! Entertain your friends, punish a schoolyard bully, do whatever you want, all for the low price of 54$!
Now, I know what you're thinking, "Riosan, what you're showing us is a bunch of crap. It's so stupid, you're such a spammer." Well, I know what you're interested in. A one-of-a-kind picture of my foot (http://cgi.ebay.com/A-picture-of-my-foot_W0QQitemZ220198517488QQihZ012QQcategoryZ1469QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem).
QuoteWhat you are buying is a picture of my foot. It is a nice foot, it has been fateful to me my whole life. It has five toes and are skinny toes. Serious buyers only please.
Tour's over, everyone back to the bus.
LOL :D
I am truly interested in that water tower.
I lol'd at the Hilary nutcracker. :D
Wait a second... If I get some Jello packs, and a large amount of ice...
I could have a Water Tower full of Lime Jello! A dream come true...
I could use a water tower...
Did you ever happen to see the whole "owner of the universe" chain of auctions? It was pretty interesting, and the seller was absurd. First he tried to sell the universe, then he tried to sell a certificate of ownership of the universe, and then he tried to do the first thing again, only that time throwing in a long speech about how the universe bends toward our wills and only exists as we see it in our own minds, so theoretically, anyone can own it, and blah blah blah...
It was pretty crazy.
Quote from: Lotos on February 03, 2008, 11:33:17 AM
I could use a water tower...
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on February 03, 2008, 11:24:07 AM
I am truly interested in that water tower.
I lol'd at the Hilary nutcracker. :D
I'mma-gonna outbid both of you, KAY?!
I'm thinking of buying that water tower. :)
10,000 on the empty wendy's cup. :D
Pfff. Screw the water tower.
I'm buying some guys soul.
http://cgi.ebay.com/Certificate-That-states-You-own-the-soul-of-Brent_W0QQitemZ280195636427QQihZ018QQcategoryZ1468QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem (http://cgi.ebay.com/Certificate-That-states-You-own-the-soul-of-Brent_W0QQitemZ280195636427QQihZ018QQcategoryZ1468QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem)
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on February 03, 2008, 12:02:58 PM
Pfff. Screw the water tower.
I'm buying some guys soul.
http://cgi.ebay.com/Certificate-That-states-You-own-the-soul-of-Brent_W0QQitemZ280195636427QQihZ018QQcategoryZ1468QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem (http://cgi.ebay.com/Certificate-That-states-You-own-the-soul-of-Brent_W0QQitemZ280195636427QQihZ018QQcategoryZ1468QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem)
Good luck Tuppy.
Quote from: Lotos on February 03, 2008, 12:03:51 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on February 03, 2008, 12:02:58 PM
Pfff. Screw the water tower.
I'm buying some guys soul.
http://cgi.ebay.com/Certificate-That-states-You-own-the-soul-of-Brent_W0QQitemZ280195636427QQihZ018QQcategoryZ1468QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem (http://cgi.ebay.com/Certificate-That-states-You-own-the-soul-of-Brent_W0QQitemZ280195636427QQihZ018QQcategoryZ1468QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem)
Good luck Tuppy.
I'm just joking, it's just some guys journal.
It has a certificate that says you own his soul, though.
Quote from: Kazooie-Banjo on February 03, 2008, 11:35:26 AM
Did you ever happen to see the whole "owner of the universe" chain of auctions? It was pretty interesting, and the seller was absurd. First he tried to sell the universe, then he tried to sell a certificate of ownership of the universe, and then he tried to do the first thing again, only that time throwing in a long speech about how the universe bends toward our wills and only exists as we see it in our own minds, so theoretically, anyone can own it, and blah blah blah...
It was pretty crazy.
Seriously? That sounds hilarious.
also god in a box
i faved the foot one just to see how high it goes. :P
My friend sold a colored stick on ebay for 15 dolllars
i one sold a quarter for 75 cents. ::)
Umm...that's interesting...?
A water tower....So many things I could do with it...*bids* :D
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The foot's been amputated. :(
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on February 04, 2008, 05:52:18 AM
This listing (220198517488) has been removed or is no longer available. Please make sure you entered the right item number.
The foot's been amputated. :(
yeah, i know... that made me sad. :P
Ah, the wornders of human stupidity.