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Title: Prepare for the greatest story you will ever hear
Post by: Redpaige13 on February 04, 2008, 11:30:14 PM
Or read.  Whichever..  I'm lazy right now. >(

Once upon a time, I went to Denny's with my best friend Nicole and my step-mom for lunch.

We were sitting at a table, and some old gheezers came in, and sat at the table next to us.

One of the old women stood up to go to the bathroom. To do that, she would have to walk past us because we were right next to the bathrooms.

Nicole leaned over to me and said "We should totally go into the bathroom behind her, and make fart noises while in the stalls." I one-upped her idea, and suggested that we should take food with us into the bathroom, then drop the food into the toilets, giving off the impression that we're takig these mad poops.

My step-mom yelled at us to stop, and that we were making her incredibly embarassed.

Before our plan could go into action, the old woman walked out of the bathroom. As she walked past Nicole and I, Nicole make a loud, fake fart noise. We both laughed our asses off, while my step-mom was trying to shut us up, and everyone in the resturaunt looked at us. The old people at the table looked so offended.

We then made disgusting noises throughout the time we were there, and then my step-mom had enough of us, and walked away from the table to pay the bill. As she got up and left, Nicole stood up and screamed "DON'T HATE ME BECASE I HAVE A PENIS!!!" as she grabbed her crotch, suggesting as if she really did have a Penis. She did that right in front of the old people.

They gave us such dirty looks. Everyone at the darn resturaunt gave us dirty looks.

And that is why my step-mom will NEVER take us out to eat again.
Title: Re: Prepare for the greatest story you will ever hear
Post by: Macawmoses on February 04, 2008, 11:31:52 PM
How lovely, and the moral of the story?
Title: Re: Prepare for the greatest story you will ever hear
Post by: Redpaige13 on February 04, 2008, 11:32:46 PM
Quote from: mackormoses on February 04, 2008, 11:31:52 PM
How lovely, and the moral of the story?
Grab your crotch in front of old people.

They love it.
Title: Re: Prepare for the greatest story you will ever hear
Post by: britneymahboy on February 04, 2008, 11:36:42 PM
Tell Nicole i wanna suck her dick.

Beautiful story btw.
Title: Re: Prepare for the greatest story you will ever hear
Post by: えっちーせんぱい on February 04, 2008, 11:38:25 PM
What the...

Dumbasses.
Title: Re: Prepare for the greatest story you will ever hear
Post by: StarWindWizard7 on February 04, 2008, 11:40:55 PM
Thanks for ruining other peoples peaceful dinners...  :|
Title: Re: Prepare for the greatest story you will ever hear
Post by: Redpaige13 on February 04, 2008, 11:41:10 PM
Quote from: Blaziken on February 04, 2008, 11:38:25 PM
What the...

Dumbasses.
Sadly, I can't dissagree with you.

Quote from: StarWindWizard7 on February 04, 2008, 11:40:55 PM
Thanks for ruining other peoples peaceful dinners...  :|
If it makes you feel better, Nicole and I have been banned from the general public.
Title: Re: Prepare for the greatest story you will ever hear
Post by: THEEVILSPERKY on February 04, 2008, 11:45:29 PM
Wow, haha.  Hope your last public appearance was fun while it lasted. :D
Title: Re: Prepare for the greatest story you will ever hear
Post by: Steal on February 04, 2008, 11:46:08 PM
You should have gone one step further and rip off your top and tackle her, and continue to engage in a homoerotic brawl.
Title: Re: Prepare for the greatest story you will ever hear
Post by: Redpaige13 on February 04, 2008, 11:48:13 PM
Quote from: Steal on February 04, 2008, 11:46:08 PM
You should have gone one step further and rip off your top and tackle her, and continue to engage in a homoerotic brawl.
She would have killed me.  She hates it when other girls touch her.  She hates girls in general.

Hell, once when she wanted me to draw on her shirt that she was wearing, she almost threw-up when I accidently touched her boobie.
Title: Re: Prepare for the greatest story you will ever hear
Post by: Mystic on February 05, 2008, 12:01:37 AM
Quote from: Redpaige13 on February 04, 2008, 11:48:13 PM
Quote from: Steal on February 04, 2008, 11:46:08 PM
You should have gone one step further and rip off your top and tackle her, and continue to engage in a homoerotic brawl.
She would have killed me.  She hates it when other girls touch her.  She hates girls in general.

Hell, once when she wanted me to draw on her shirt that she was wearing, she almost threw-up when I accidently touched her boobie.
People still say boobie?
Title: Re: Prepare for the greatest story you will ever hear
Post by: GALEX on February 05, 2008, 12:13:03 AM
Capital punishment for the retard.  Yay, nay? 
Title: Re: Prepare for the greatest story you will ever hear
Post by: Kaz on February 05, 2008, 12:19:00 AM
Sounds like something I'd do, at least the crotch-grabbing part. However, I would've slathered myself in mayo first.
Title: Re: Prepare for the greatest story you will ever hear
Post by: Lotos on February 05, 2008, 01:23:12 PM
Quote from: Kazooie-Banjo on February 05, 2008, 12:19:00 AM
Sounds like something I'd do, at least the crotch-grabbing part. However, I would've slathered myself in mayo first.
;D

I enjoyed your story RedPaige.
Title: Re: Prepare for the greatest story you will ever hear
Post by: Tupin on February 05, 2008, 02:17:38 PM
That made me laugh. :D
Title: Re: Prepare for the greatest story you will ever hear
Post by: Riosan on February 05, 2008, 02:23:23 PM
I smiled. Banned from the restaurant?
Title: Re: Prepare for the greatest story you will ever hear
Post by: extraz on February 05, 2008, 05:04:34 PM
rofl wish I could have seen that.
Title: Re: Prepare for the greatest story you will ever hear
Post by: ThePowerOfOne on February 05, 2008, 05:24:29 PM
Weird 0_o

Me and my brother did almost the same thing in Dennys while on vacation. We would probably never see those people or that town again so we though "What the hell?"

First, while waiting for our food (Which gave me the poops, if anyone cares) we went into the bathroom and into the stalls (There were alot of people in the bathroom) so my brother happened to have a fart machine (Don't ask >_>) so he gave it to me, and I turned it on in the bathroom. It was on full blast. So after a few times doing it, we both got out and acted like nothing. So when we got out my brother said "RUDENESS!" (He can do this really weird... feminine voice) in his weird voice and stormed out. Everybody in there was looking at me like "What the hell?" XD

And then when we got to the table- Ya know what... nvm...
Title: Re: Prepare for the greatest story you will ever hear
Post by: OmegaPapyrus on February 05, 2008, 05:28:45 PM
Hmmmm.. A bit juvenile and very uncreative. Not exactly my kind of humor. >_>
Title: Re: Prepare for the greatest story you will ever hear
Post by: DRIFTYOSHIZERO11 on February 05, 2008, 05:52:50 PM
That's....disturbing. Very disturbing.
Title: Re: Prepare for the greatest story you will ever hear
Post by: Ares300 on February 05, 2008, 08:53:12 PM
I love those "out with a bang" moments.
Title: Re: Prepare for the greatest story you will ever hear
Post by: Syncopathic on February 05, 2008, 09:03:27 PM
Oh lawd that was awesome...
Title: Re: Prepare for the greatest story you will ever hear
Post by: LinkXLR on February 05, 2008, 09:03:56 PM
I guess you really didn't deserve those dirty looks huh. :|
Title: Re: Prepare for the greatest story you will ever hear
Post by: SHUTOKOU BATTLE 89 on February 05, 2008, 09:42:18 PM
Umm........LOL?
Title: Re: Prepare for the greatest story you will ever hear
Post by: Mystic on February 06, 2008, 09:47:46 AM
Needs more Swamperts.
Title: Re: Prepare for the greatest story you will ever hear
Post by: DIMENTIO1 on February 06, 2008, 09:50:33 AM
Quote from: Mystic Swampert on February 05, 2008, 12:01:37 AM
Quote from: Redpaige13 on February 04, 2008, 11:48:13 PM
Quote from: Steal on February 04, 2008, 11:46:08 PM
You should have gone one step further and rip off your top and tackle her, and continue to engage in a homoerotic brawl.
She would have killed me.  She hates it when other girls touch her.  She hates girls in general.

Hell, once when she wanted me to draw on her shirt that she was wearing, she almost threw-up when I accidently touched her boobie.
People still say boobie?
7 yr old language. /run.E:/kindergaredner.exe-- error 404 not found
Title: Re: Prepare for the greatest story you will ever hear
Post by: Shujinco2 on February 06, 2008, 09:53:55 AM
Redpaige, have I ever told you how awesome you are?
Title: Re: Prepare for the greatest story you will ever hear
Post by: mecha_fang on February 06, 2008, 01:12:00 PM
Quote from: Redpaige13 on February 04, 2008, 11:30:14 PM
Or read.  Whichever..  I'm lazy right now. >(

Once upon a time, I went to Denny's with my best friend Nicole and my step-mom for lunch.

We were sitting at a table, and some old gheezers came in, and sat at the table next to us.

One of the old women stood up to go to the bathroom. To do that, she would have to walk past us because we were right next to the bathrooms.

Nicole leaned over to me and said "We should totally go into the bathroom behind her, and make fart noises while in the stalls." I one-upped her idea, and suggested that we should take food with us into the bathroom, then drop the food into the toilets, giving off the impression that we're takig these mad s***s.

My step-mom yelled at us to stop, and that we were making her incredibly embarassed.

Before our plan could go into action, the old woman walked out of the bathroom. As she walked past Nicole and I, Nicole make a loud, fake fart noise. We both laughed our asses off, while my step-mom was trying to shut us up, and everyone in the resturaunt looked at us. The old people at the table looked so offended.

We then made disgusting noises throughout the time we were there, and then my step-mom had enough of us, and walked away from the table to pay the bill. As she got up and left, Nicole stood up and screamed "DON'T HATE ME BECASE I HAVE A PENIS!!!" as she grabbed her crotch, suggesting as if she really did have a Penis. She did that right in front of the old people.

Then a couple of guys, they were up to no good! Started making trouble in my neighborhood! I got in one little fight and my mom got scared, and said, "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air!"

I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said "fresh" and had a dice in the mirror! If anything, I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought, "Nah, forget it, yo, Holmes, to Bel-Air!"

I pulled up to a house about seven or eight, and I yelled to the cabby, "Yo, Holmes, smell you later!" Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air!
Fixed.
Title: Re: Prepare for the greatest story you will ever hear
Post by: ZGDK on February 06, 2008, 01:20:06 PM
LOL! That's a riot!
Title: Re: Prepare for the greatest story you will ever hear
Post by: Kaz on February 06, 2008, 01:20:21 PM
Quote from: mecha_fang on February 06, 2008, 01:12:00 PM
Fixed.

Sucks. Bel-Airing is best when it starts with "and my mom got scared and..."
Title: Re: Prepare for the greatest story you will ever hear
Post by: Java on February 06, 2008, 01:21:55 PM
And this is why teens get such a bad reputation...

Personally, I found it distasteful and I probably would have given you dirty looks too.
Title: Re: Prepare for the greatest story you will ever hear
Post by: mecha_fang on February 06, 2008, 01:27:10 PM
Quote from: Kazooie-Banjo on February 06, 2008, 01:20:21 PM
Quote from: mecha_fang on February 06, 2008, 01:12:00 PM
Fixed.

Sucks. Bel-Airing is best when it starts with "and my mom got scared and..."
Okay, lolicon.
(http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f39/Det-Chris/Bishojo/Pokemon%20Girls/Dawn4.jpg)
Title: Re: Prepare for the greatest story you will ever hear
Post by: Zovistograt on February 06, 2008, 01:27:58 PM
Quote from: mecha_fang on February 06, 2008, 01:27:10 PM
Quote from: Kazooie-Banjo on February 06, 2008, 01:20:21 PM
Quote from: mecha_fang on February 06, 2008, 01:12:00 PM
Fixed.

Sucks. Bel-Airing is best when it starts with "and my mom got scared and..."
Okay, lolicon.
(http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f39/Det-Chris/Bishojo/Pokemon%20Girls/Dawn4.jpg)
oh what the crap is that D:

also that's not anywhere near lolicon.
Title: Re: Prepare for the greatest story you will ever hear
Post by: ZGDK on February 06, 2008, 01:30:23 PM
Quote from: Zovistograt on February 06, 2008, 01:27:58 PM
Quote from: mecha_fang on February 06, 2008, 01:27:10 PM
Quote from: Kazooie-Banjo on February 06, 2008, 01:20:21 PM
Quote from: mecha_fang on February 06, 2008, 01:12:00 PM
Fixed.

Sucks. Bel-Airing is best when it starts with "and my mom got scared and..."
Okay, lolicon.
(http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f39/Det-Chris/Bishojo/Pokemon%20Girls/Dawn4.jpg)
oh what the crap is that D:

also that's not anywhere near lolicon.

It's aneorexic Dawn wishing she had bigger blessings.
Title: Re: Prepare for the greatest story you will ever hear
Post by: Kaz on February 06, 2008, 01:31:55 PM
Quote from: mecha_fang on February 06, 2008, 01:27:10 PM
Quote from: Kazooie-Banjo on February 06, 2008, 01:20:21 PM
Quote from: mecha_fang on February 06, 2008, 01:12:00 PM
Fixed.

Sucks. Bel-Airing is best when it starts with "and my mom got scared and..."
Okay, lolicon.


That's not lolicon, you dumb poop.
Title: Re: Prepare for the greatest story you will ever hear
Post by: mecha_fang on February 06, 2008, 01:33:56 PM
Quote from: Kazooie-Banjo on February 06, 2008, 01:31:55 PM
Quote from: mecha_fang on February 06, 2008, 01:27:10 PM
Quote from: Kazooie-Banjo on February 06, 2008, 01:20:21 PM
Quote from: mecha_fang on February 06, 2008, 01:12:00 PM
Fixed.

Sucks. Bel-Airing is best when it starts with "and my mom got scared and..."
Okay, lolicon.


That's not lolicon, you dumb s***.
(http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff289/Digisoul93/DawnMaid.jpg)
O, hai, i was just makin teh lolis fap, lolz
Title: Re: Prepare for the greatest story you will ever hear
Post by: Zovistograt on February 06, 2008, 01:34:53 PM
that's not quite lolicon either, but you're on the right track with the maid outfit.
Title: Re: Prepare for the greatest story you will ever hear
Post by: Mystic on February 06, 2008, 08:37:37 PM
Quote from: mecha_fang on February 06, 2008, 01:27:10 PM
Quote from: Kazooie-Banjo on February 06, 2008, 01:20:21 PM
Quote from: mecha_fang on February 06, 2008, 01:12:00 PM
Fixed.

Sucks. Bel-Airing is best when it starts with "and my mom got scared and..."
Okay, lolicon.
(http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f39/Det-Chris/Bishojo/Pokemon%20Girls/Dawn4.jpg)
Dawn: No poop, it was THIS big.
Title: Re: Prepare for the greatest story you will ever hear
Post by: えっちーせんぱい on February 06, 2008, 08:53:16 PM
Quote from: mecha_fang on February 06, 2008, 01:33:56 PM
Quote from: Kazooie-Banjo on February 06, 2008, 01:31:55 PM
Quote from: mecha_fang on February 06, 2008, 01:27:10 PM
Quote from: Kazooie-Banjo on February 06, 2008, 01:20:21 PM
Quote from: mecha_fang on February 06, 2008, 01:12:00 PM
Fixed.

Sucks. Bel-Airing is best when it starts with "and my mom got scared and..."
Okay, lolicon.


That's not lolicon, you dumb s***.
(http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff289/Digisoul93/DawnMaid.jpg)
O, hai, i was just makin teh lolis fap, lolz
Fanservice for 10 year olds.
Title: Re: Prepare for the greatest story you will ever hear
Post by: David2314 on February 06, 2008, 09:06:01 PM
I and my girlfriend at the time are banned from the local amusment park cause we had sex on the farris wheel (Worth it)


Banned from one store cause my friend stole something and I was there.


Also banned from a sex toys store where the fellowing happened:

Me: (In accent) Do you have a wide varity of buttplugs?
Store guy: Yes we do
Me: (In accent) Do you have 18 inch dildos? Where one side is for the person and one is for the cat? Cause I'd like to get it on with my little buddy
Store guy: GET OUT



Ahh.....good times.
Title: Re: Prepare for the greatest story you will ever hear
Post by: Mystic on February 06, 2008, 11:04:56 PM
Quote from: David2314 on February 06, 2008, 09:06:01 PM
I and my girlfriend at the time are banned from the local amusment park cause we had sex on the farris wheel (Worth it)


Banned from one store cause my friend stole something and I was there.


Also banned from a sex toys store where the fellowing happened:

Me: (In accent) Do you have a wide varity of buttplugs?
Store guy: Yes we do
Me: (In accent) Do you have 18 inch dildos? Where one side is for the person and one is for the cat? Cause I'd like to get it on with my little buddy
Store guy: GET OUT



Ahh.....good times.
Awesome ^_^