What can happen if the SSBB cast tries to imitate FFX? Chaos and randomness!
Chapter 1: The roles.
In a every day of chaos in the Smash Mansion, 35 characters from different or same worlds can sometimes live in peace. (Or 38, counting the Pokémon Trainer's Pokémon) and the no Brawlers are still living with them, so, what are they doing inside anyway?
Hmmmm, Mewtwo and Lucario are looking at each other (or rather glaring, to be more precise)......
Kirby, Yoshi and Wario fighting for a cake....
Marth, Roy and Ike forging their swords.......
Mario (A.K.A, Dr Mario), Luigi, and Peach running away from Bowser....
Link with an eyebrow while looking at Toon Link (A.K.A, Young Link)......
Zelda looking at both ways to be careful for Gannondorf.......
Sonic trying to not hear no-heavy metal music from Lucas and Ness (The PK users were hearing "Humoresque of a little dog" and both were jumping happily) which Sonic hates to hear........
Snake just leaned to a wall............
Meta Knight spying on King Dedede..........
The Pokémon Trainer polishing his Pokeballs while his Pokémon were..........sleeping from the most biggest to the most smallest........
Pikachu talking with Pichu and Jigglypuff...............
Donkey Kong juggling Diddy to the air.........
Fox and Falco glaring at Wolf, who was also glaring at them..............
Olimar doing nothing.........
Captain Falcon walking around........
Samus without her armor looking through the window.......
Mr Game & Watch............being flat..........
ROB spinning around..........
Pit in a thinking position..........
Popo and Nana dancing............
And the 2 hands in their office waiting for someone...........
"Darn it, when is he going to come?" Master Hand asked.
"Who are we waiting for in the first place?" His brother asked.
"I don't know, but it was from Square Enix"
"And what they want from us?"
"Not a Square Enix character of course, but something else-
The main door was knocking then.
"I think he is here now!" Master Hand said while he leaved his office in a hurry.
"Who is it?" Asked Pit.
"Hmm, it looks like a kid" Samus told Pit.
"Is not another crazy fan right?"
"Well, this one looks more serious and...kind of important"
"IS BECAUSE IS IMPORTANT!" Master Hand said while he was floating towards the door, and openning it.
"Good day Master Hand" The boy greeted the hand "I'm from Square Enix, and is serious to talk with all of you A.S.A.P, and by the way, my name is Inari"
1 hour after calming everyone.....
"Now what does Square wants from us?" Mario asked.
"Simple, the cast of Final Fantasy X is ill and we need your help to take the role of their story" Inari told the Smashers and Brawlers.
"Ill? And how did they fell ill?" Asked Zelda.
"Well........"
FLASHBACK.
"Attention to every person in Spira, we currently have a Vileplume season so we recommend you to not harm or touch them in anyway until they leave all the land of Spira, if anyone stupid enough dares to touch them, they'll react in unison and will spread a poison gas which will go away until one month, so please don't touch them!"
Tidus saw this on televison, then he wanted to take a walk, but just as he made it outside, many Vileplumes were sleeping next to each other, forming a very long row through the mountains and trees, he carefully stepped outside watching his steps.
But then he saw his Bliztball near a group of sleeping Vileplumes, he then stepped carefully through the Vileplumes until he reached the ball, he did it, he took his ball back. Unfortunanely, the ball slipped from his hands, falling above a Vileplume and waking it in the process, then the Vileplume used his Poison gas, and all the Vileplumes were now awakening up, then the rest used many status attacks, spreading stupidly fast all over Spira, making the entire population of Spira ill. Heck, even Sin was ill!
END OF FLASHBACK.
"Now you see why" Inari told them.
"So, what do we need to do?" Fox asked Inari.
"Simple, all of you need to take the role of the protagonists, the filler characters and the antagonists until the ill cast recover from their illness" Inari then looked at every character "Fortunanely, I know very well about all of you and what roles are perfect for all"
"Sweet and what role can I have?" Falco asked Inari.
"Hmm.....you can be Auron, the guy who doesn't jokes around and doesn't has a blaster"
".......Apart from the blaster part, ok, I'm in"
"Good, now let's see......hmm........."
"I want to be the protagonist!" Sonic told Inari.
"Errrr no way, the protagonist needs to know how to swim"
"Swim?! No way then!" Sonic said while he was crossing his arms and closing his eyes.
"Then you will be a filler character........hmmm.......the Kimahri character should go well with...........Lucario!" Inari told Lucario "You both doesn't speak to much and only cares to protect your friends"
"But I speak regularly!" Lucario told Inari.
"Too bad, Kimahri is your character now, for the Lulu character.......Samus!" Inari told Samus "You both are focused in their mission and have........big.......well......you know what" Inari backed away from Samus.
"Perv!" Samus said angrily.
"I am not a perv! Ahem, for the Rikku character......hmm......Peach!" Inari told Peach "You both are energetic and annoying!"
"I'm not annoying!" Peach told Inari, angrily.
"You need to be in that way, sorry. For the Wakka character.......hmm.........Ike!" Inari told Ike "Well, you both are too different, but we can change your personalities in the story" He said while he was smirking.
"Uh oh, this doesn't sounds good to me" Ike said while sweating a little bit.
"Now for the Yuna character......hmm........Zelda!" Inari told Zelda "You both know to use magic powers and call powerful beings!"
"Actually, I can't call powerful beings, just because I can call the gods of Hyrule doesn't means-"
"Blah blah blah, you can in this story, and for the protagonist, Tidus, will be..........not Mario for sure..............not the PT either.........hmm..........Link!" Inari told Link "Both of you can battle using swords and swim in big lakes...........and reckless!"
"Reckless?! I'm not reckless!" Link said angrily.
"My word is final, everyone else will have a important role, a role more important than the filler characters" Inari told all of them "Now before we begin, are you ready for the task?" Everyone nodded "Ok, if you have a question, ask me looking to the sky, annnnnnnnddddddddd BEGIN!" He snapped his fingers and the camera blackened out......
Hm. Your grammar is improving. Good job, so far!
It was, as most of your other stories, OK. Descriptions were bland, a few incorrect grammar uses, and I think that some of your character choices were a bit off for the people filling in for FFX, though it was a tad funny.
Oh thank you! (Smirks at the next chapter of tomorrow) :robotveryhappy:
Awesome.
pleaz have Vivi in it. pure win win win!
Sorry for the wait, here is the next chapter. (Meanwhile working at Chapter 3)
Chapter 2: The ball thingy and "Sin"
Outside the boat at the night, a crowd was waiting for a certain Blitzball player of the Zanarkand Abes, and that was-
"Me?! What I'm doing with this clothes, where is my sword and green tunic?" Asked Link to the sky.
"Link, I've already told you that your abilities will not be used in this land, but you have other skills apart, so first sign autographs to your fans!"Inari told Link.
"................Ok, who wants my autograph!?" Link asked the excited crowd "How about you- NESS?!"
"Ahem, you're supposed to talk to the other children, I'm a important person..........a important purple hooded person" Ness was in fact clothed in purple with his hood blocking his eyes.
".....Alrigh-"
"But there isn't much time left, you must go to the stadium now"
"Ok-"
"And also, beware of your fans"
"What fanSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!" The crowd grabbed Link and then they started to take photos with him.
10 minutes later.....
Link was walking through the street, all kissed.
"That was worse than eating a Octorok" He said.
While he was walking, his mind then was hearing a moment of the past about his father, but strangely enough, the voice of his father was sounding very similarly like-
"Why is my mind hearing Fox's voice?"
Just then, a screen in a building was showing the face of Fox.
"...........I dunno why that screen has Fox in it"
5 minutes later, he made it to the entrance of the stadium, but unfortunanely, there was a bigger crowd than the last time (Don't ask me what happened next)
In some dark area with other participants, Link was all kissed again, but worse. He was cleaning his face with the water around.
"Now this is more worse than fighting Gannondorf"
Suddenly, the floor lifted to the center of the stadium and somehow Link knew what he was going to do now. Then a big ball of water formed in the center and the other participants were taking their positions with Link along.
The screen changes to another location above a tall building with a person clothed in red, standing above a edge, a very tiny edge just enough to make any person fall from the height, looking to a mysterious big thing coming out from the water, that figure was-
"I hate red and why I'm looking to that thing? Falco asked. Then he took the jug from his belt and putted it in front of him and pointing it towards the creature "Sweet, a jug!" The he took a sip of the jug and he becamed instantly drunk "Why I'm hic! Standing in this height?" And he slipped towards the floor "UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!" (You know what happens when Falco is defeated while shooting him to the sky of a stage, he yells)
Back in the stadium, Link's team was winning by a couple of poitns ahead of the oposite team, the crowd was cheering for him madly.
The creature was getting closer......
Another goal for the Zanarkand Abes...........
The buildings floats around the creature.........
Link is dancing in the water.......
The creature is shooting energy shots....
Both teams are dancing while hearing the "Benny Hill" music, and Link is doing an amazing perfommance in the water. Then he saw something shiny coming towards the stadium!
Link then swimmed to the top o the stadium while evading the energy shots from the creature, the crowd was screaming and escaping from the crumbles falling above them, Link was about to fall but he managed to hold on to the roof and jumped to the safe ground.
"Now where?! I need to live!" He said while running away to the streets. Then he saw Falco standing in front of him, his drunkness gone for now.
"Falco! You know what the hell is that thing?!" The hero of time asked the bird.
Suddenly, the creature was rising from the water and Falco told Link while looking at the beast.
"We called it-" But both of them saw more clearly the creature and their eyes widened a lot "CRAZY HAND?!" Both said in unison.
"DESTRUCTION!!! DAMNATION!!!! BARBIE!!!!!" The "Sin" said.
"Looks like the hand forgot that the beast in this story doesn't talks" Falco said, putting a hand in front of his face in shame.
"Hey look, the idiot is shooting white things at us" In fact, the white things were crawling mini versions of Crazy Hand. Then the hands were running towards the 2 heros.
"AHHH!!! MORE CRAZY HANDS!!! ONE IS JUST ENOUGH!"" Link yelled in horror.
"Here, take this" Falco throwed something at Link.
"What is this?"
"Is a gift from your father"
"By gift you mean "So you're jealous of your best friend who is more important than you and you want to have your own game huh?" magazine?"
"WHAT?! THAT IS MINE! GIVE IT BACK TO ME!" Falco said in shock while Link was returning his magazine "Ahem, this is the right thing now" He said while handing down a sword to Link.
"Annnnnnddddddd this is my Master Sword?" He asked to the sky.
"For the last time, no Link" Inari said.
"Sigh, ok ok, I will not ask for my Master Sword again" He said while he was slicing down the hands.
"Are you gonna help me please?" Link asked to Falco.
"I would but this thing is too damm heavy!" He was trying to lift his huge sword in his shoulder, but the sword was bigger than him, he eventually fell to the floor " I HATE THIS PLACE!"
"By this time, I agree with you" The supposed elf boy told the bird.
"I.......can do it..........I can lift.......THIS THING!!!" Then the member of Star Fox charged towards the hands with the huge sword ready to kill them "ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE!" He said happily.
"Chill out, you're going into a hand killing spree!.............Wait, that sounds good!"
Both of the swordsmen were enjoying their time killing tiny hands and running towards a big Crazy Handspawn.
"What is a Overdrive?" Falco asked.
"Inari told me a while ago that the Overdrive in a special technique that deals more damage to the enemies"
"Ok, let me use Dragon Fang!"
"Alright! I want to see your sword skills-"
"CHARIZARD, ATTACK THEM!"
The dragon Pokémon appeared from the sky and shooted many fireballs to the Crazy Handspawn, killing that thing in the process, then he dissapeared in the air.
"......................You know that you wasted your Overdrive gauge right?"
"Screw the Overdrive gauge thing! The thing is that the monster is dead!"
2 minutes later, they were surrounded by more tiny crazy hands.
"Darn it, there is no end for them!" Link said angrily.
"Look, attack that energy core from that destroyed car"
"And why we need to attack that instead of the monsters?"
"Idiot, that will eliminate the monsters with one hit!"
"Ohhhh I get it" Link started to attack the core but it was taking so long to eliminate it.
"Can you hurry up? I can't cut them by myself!"
"FINE! I'LL TAKE IT INSTEAD OF ATTACKING IT!" Link grabbed the core like nothing happened. Then the car fell to the floor below the street, exploding in the process and the building in front was falling above the creatures, killing them in the process.
"Now's our chance! Cross the building!" Falco told Link while he jumped to the building with Link following him behind "Jump!" Falco told Link again when they reached the other side. But Link didn't made it to the platform, he was hanging from the edge.
"Falco! Help me!"
"Fine" Then Crazy Hand was above them and a black hole appeared below the hand.
"Hurry!"
"Wait, are you going to ask me who is your father first?"
"Oh yeah, who is my father anyway?"
"Fox"
"FOX?! HIM?! DO I LOOK LIKE A FOX TO YOU?!"
"Sorry man, story rules, and in fact, where did you got that tail?"
"What tail?" He gasped when he saw a tail just like Fox's in his butt "INARI!"
"Hehehe, sorry" The tail dissapeared from Link's butt.
"Stop yelling at the sky and let me pull you to the floor before that hole reach us!"
"Thank you Falco thank you thank you! I will apologize to you because I stole the Shampoo from your shower!"
"SO IT WAS YOU WHO TOOK MY SHAMPOO! I BLAMED MARTH BY MISTAKE BECAUSE OF YOU!"
"I've said I'm sorry, please help me now!"
Falco smirked.
".....................OOOHHH NO FALCO, PLEASE DON'T DO WHAT I'M THINK YOU'RE GOING TO DO TO ME!"
"Nah, I'm kidding" He smiled.
"Really?"
"NO!" Falco angrily pulled Link towards the black hole.
"DAMM YOU AND YOUR FUR!!!!!!!" Link said while everything went black while he was transported to another place with Falco following him...........
I'm on a roll! Enjoy!
Disclaimer: I own a neat Lucario picture I made yesterday! :O ;)
Chapter 3: "Al Bheds"
Everything was destroyed around Link, only the dark sea and a mysterious ruin was in front of our hero.
"Where in the love of god I am?"
He swimmed towards the ruin, after a walk of 10 minutes, he found more ruins below the water. While he was standing above a edge soon-to-collapse.
"This is edge is sure going to collapse" Then the edge couldn't stand Link's weight and it tored apart.
"DAMM YOU SOON-TO-COLLAPSE EDGES!!!!!!!" He said.
Now since he was on the water, he decided to investigate the ruins, before being attacked by 3 Sahagins.
"Oh no, my nightmare, mutated Zoras attacking me, hey! Watch out! This clothes are new you know!" He said, attacking the Sahagins, 2 were down, but suddenly, a roar was heared and the only Sahagin left in a hurry, then a big monster with his visible stomach without bones appeared in front of Link.
"Let me guess, you're the boss around this area right?"
"ROOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!" The monster said to Link.
"............Errhhhmmmm LOOK! A CHEEP CHEEP!"
And the creature fell for Link's trick, then the hero escaped to the ruins, but in fact a Cheep Cheep was near there and the monster eated the Cheep Cheep.
"Hey you, let me go!" The Cheep Cheep said angrily while the monster was dragging away the fish in his boneless stomach.
Inside the ruins, the only thing Link found in it was more ruins, and inside the ruins were more ruins, and more ruins, and more ruins and so on.
"Brrrhhh, cold, need.....fire......now"
Fortunanely for Link, he found the necessary things to start a fire in the middle of the ruins, but unfortunanely, as soon as the fire started, there was a hole just above the fire which water came from and doused the fire.
"STUPID ROOF HOLES!" He cursed the roof, but he soon fell asleep in the cold floor.
Then, steps, SHARP steps were heared around Link, he woke up and looked around for where it that was coming from, then a fiend appeared from behind him!
"Can you please leave me alone?" The creature shaked his little head "Please?" Again the creature shaked his head "Ok" Link paused for a moment "How 'bout now?" The creature was angrier than before and charged towards Link!
"I can't hold him! I need help!"
Suddenly, a old door blasted and from that 4 little figures appeared from the smoke holding guns. Then a taller person appeared and jumped right into the battle to help Link.
"You're with me? Cool!" He said to the person, who was obviously a girl. She used a Grenade then she throwed it to the fiend, killing him in a quick move.
"Awesome! Thank yo-" The 4 little men surrounded Link with their guns pointing at his throat "Hey! I'm good! Don't do anything to m-wait a minute, your heads are too familiar, where did I saw those red dots before?"
If you've already guessed, the original Al Bheds were also sick, so, we replaced them withour favorites good for nothing Toads!
"Ec dra kyo kio ykyeh!" Said one.
"Hyr, ra tuach'd muugc mega res yd ymm" Another one said.
"Eteudc, mayja res ymuha huf!" The girl told his allies.
"Oui tuh'd ryja du pa cu nita" One told the girl.
"Ra muugc ryhtcusa, yhoputo ryhtcusa haatc du meja" The girl said.
".............Fryd ypuid Mario?" One asked the girl.
"Fyed, dryd ec y mea, rarara, cunno" The girl said.
"Ahem"
The girl approached to Link with her head over his left shoulder, then she said to his ear "Cunno" and she punched Link, he fainted.
......................................
When Link woke up, he found himself above a ship with his kidnappers talking in their language.
"Cu bnehlacc, cruimt fa ayd dra amv puo?"
"Fa'na hud lyhhepymmc"
"Toadlibert ec uha"
"Dryd'c hud dnia!"
"Drah fro oui fana aydehk y sicrnuus?"
"Pid dryd uha fyc y jakadypma!"
"Huba, E cyf pmuut eh ed! Tuh'd taho ed!"
"Pmuut? So huca fyc pmaatehk frah E fyc aydehk dra sicrnuus"
"Drah ouin huca fyc pmaatehk palyica dryd'c fryd y lyhhepymm tuac frah ra aydc y bancuh!"
"Hello? I'm here" Link said.
"Crid ib yht tu uin pettehk Pmedwpymm bmyoan!" One Toad said to Link.
"I really don't get what are you 3 talking about, but if anyone wants my help then I'm going to some random ruins below the water" Then he jumped off the ship, with almost all the Toads and the girl following him.
The girl pointed at some random ruins below the water.
"See? I'm a expert when random ruins appears from nowhere when I say" Somehow Link managed to say inside the water.
After fighting fiends all along the descend, they finally reached the ruins.
The girl were just following Link around, then the 2 found a machine in front of a door.
"This is the time when punching the machine in front of a door comes to play!" Link said, he was punching the machine, until the door was opening up, but Link pressed a button, and since that button was big a red, guess what button that was?
Red lights appeared from all around the underwater ruins.
"Knayd fung tung, huf dra niehc yna kuehk du pmuf ib!" She said angrily while the 2 were escaping from the place.
But the ruins didn't exploded at all after 6 hours.
"Cdnyhka, hu y cehkma aqbmuceuh, E'mm lralg ed uid, fyed eh dra creb" She said, then she was heading all alone to the ruins, when she reached the ruins, the whole place exploded, sending her out of the water and right above the ship.
"...........You alright?" Link asked, then the girl slapped him hardly in the face and headed to her room inside the ship.
Surprisingly 2 hours later and even it wasn't morning!
Link's stomach was growling "Ohhhhhhhhh......I'm hungry"
The girl showed up with a plate holding....well.....food (YOU CALL FOOD TO A GREEN BLOB?!?!?)
"For me? Thanks!" The hero of time eated in a hurry the "food" until he choked, then the girl handed him a glass with water.
"Hehehe, you didn't changed at all Link" The girl said to Link.
"Wait, is that you Peach?"
"Of course!" Then the girl lifted her mask, revealing Peach's face behind it.
"I thought you didn't liked your character in this!"
"Well, after doing some research, this character is not really bad at all"
"And how did you knew about talking in that language?"
"When you're a character in this kind of world you can gain his or her skills instantly"
"That explains why I can play like a professional in Blutzball"
"Bliztball" She pointed out.
"Whatever, is the same"
"No is not, anyway, can you tell me how did you get here?"
He explained to her, the talk lasted 4 hours and the sun didn't appeared (One word, magic!)
"And that's how I like to be blond"
"That's great and all but you needed to talk about HOW DID YOU GET HERE!"
"You weren't listening right?"
She kicked him in his crotch.
"AHHHHHH!!!!!!" He yelled in pain.
"Don't be stupid Link geez!"
"CRAZY HAND!!!!!!!!!!" One Toad yelled terrorized.
Suddenly, the water began to shake, everyone grabbed into something, but unfortunanely, Link didn't and he was dragged by Master Hand again, and everything went black again.......
Great job!
Chapter 4: "Ya!" the guide for Spira.
As soon as Link awakened, he found himself in the day driving away in the ocean.
"Man, things can get any worse"
But suddenly, a Blitzball was threw to his face, when he took it, he heared voices from near, then he standed and saw 6 persons waving their hands for the Blitzball.
"Hey you! Can you give that ball to us ya?" One said waving his right arm at Link.
"(Yes, things are getting better now!)" Then he threw the Blitzball in the air, jumped in mid-air while spinning and when he stopped spinning he kicked the ball with extreme force, making the ball flying at great speed to the persons and passing them in the process.
"Whoa" One said "Hey you! Come here now will ya?"
Link swimmed towards them then he gasped.
"Ike? Is that you?"
"If is it me? Of course I am ya!" Ike said.
"And what with the "Ya!" at the end of your sentences?"
"I don't know! Inari gave me a rare and unnecessary hawain accent ya!" He paused for a moment "See?.......Ya?"
"Ya I know" He laughed for a bit.......hardly.
"Ok man, stop this nonsence and on with this story ya?" He said annoyed with the "Ya" thing.
"Ok Ike...........ya!" He laughed more than the last time.
"..............Anyway man, can you show us that move again ya?" He said annoyed again.
"Sure!" By no apparent reason, the Blitzball was right next to Link, he grabbed the Blitzball and he did the same move again, with the others gasping in amusement.
"Hey can I ask you favor ya?"
"Sure, what do you want ya man?" He laughed again.
"Well..........I'll ask later ok........ya? First, I want you to see the village and her ya?"
"Who is her ya?" He laughed yet again.
"You'll see in no time, first we need to take the water road ya"
"Hmm, Inari, are you there?"
"He is not here anymore" Said a different voice from above.
"Who the heck are you and where is Inari?" You obviously know that this was Link and not Ike by obvious reasons. :D
"Well, Inari isn't here anymore, he got suspended and we only can help you if you use this guide" Then from the sky a book fell above Ike's head.
"AOOHH! MAN!.............Ya!"
"Sorry, anyway, you must rely in this guide if you want to know about what is next in your journey, bye" Said the voice fading away.
"Hmm, "The guide for Spira" let's see what does it have inside"
The guide for Spira
Welcome to the guide for Spira, inside of this book you will find ALL about Spira (and his later events that will show the actual that you're experiencing now) We hope that this guide will prove to you useful.
"Hmm, it sounds good, not bat at all"
"Anyway bruddha, were going to the village, now jump into that lake will ya?"
"I'm not gonna do it" Then Ike pushed Link to the water, then he jumped to the lake.
"Let's swim now ya!"
Then the two started to swim to the other side, obviously, then fiends appeared from below the water.
"WHERE IS MY FRICKING SWORD YA?!" Ike said, holding a Blitzball in his right arm.
"Hey, I don't have my sword either, so you gotta go with the rules man"
"............BUT DUDE! MY SWORD RAGNELL!.........YA!" The fiends started to attack Ike "AHH! That hurts you stupid 3X1 fiends, take this ya!" He threw the Blitzball to them, instantly killing them in the process and catching the ball.
"How does a common ball can inflict such damage?"
"Refer to that book will ya?"
"Let's see, B section"
Blitzball
The most and only enjoyable game in all Spira, every person in the world knows about this because they don't know what is even Football.
"That sounds weird but what about Blitzball weapons?"
"Search more will ya?"
"Hmmmm"
Blitzball's weapons
Obviously the Blitzball, something in Spira can make this balls the most powerful weapon in all the world, heck, even the fiends have nightmares with balls killing them. From gravitational energy which can make the ball return to his owner magically to ignoration of the water rule.
"That does make a lot of sense" Link said sarcastically "Hey, where is Ike?"
Ike grabbed Link's throat with his arm.
"Hey bruddha, I got a favor to ask you ya!"
"What is it besides trying to cut my head off?"
"Joining to my team! The Besaid Aurochs!"
"What are the Besaid Aurochs?" Link consulted the guide again, free from Ike's grasp.
Besaid Aurochs
The most and terrible team in Spira's existence, they have lost every single game since Wakka (Ike) their actual leader made them lose every game, Yuna (Zelda) has even challenged them to a match againts only her and she won with a outstanding score of 448 points againts -490598 (Wakka thought the contrary goal was his own goal, thus losing to Yuna)
"Man, this place is so weird"
"Hey Link, look, is Besaid Village!"
Again, he consulted the guide.
Besaid Village
The only deserted village in all Spira, with the pathetic population of 20 people or less, this makes the village the most peaceful place to live fortunanely, unless you want to make any pointless group called the "Youth League" or "New Yevon" here, please don't do any of this groups, we MEANT it!
"Hey Link! Hurry up will ya?"
"I'm coming ya man!" He laughed and Ike was more annoyed than before.
They reached the village.
"Welcome to Besaid Village ya!" Ike told Link.
"No wonder why the guide said that this place was almost deserted"
"Anyway, let's eat first at my house ya!" Then Ike walked away to his hut "Oh, and take a look to the village first! Ya!"
"Ok, I'll do it!" Then Link did what Ike told him to do, knowing the village. He first got inside a hut with 2 mens.
"Who are you?" Link asked.
"We're Crusaders" One told him.
"Crusaders? What are they?"
"I can't believe you forgot about the Crusaders!"
"I......I got too close to Crazy Hand's toxin"
"Oh, then you did forgot about the Crusaders"
"Wait a minute, is that you Roy?"
"Yes, I am, I'm Gatta in this story" Said Roy, clothed in Gatta's clothes.
"And is that you Marth?"
"Yes, I'm Marth, doing the Luzzu character" Said Marth, with Luzzu's clothes.
"Now let me see the guide about the Crusaders"
Crusaders
A.K.A the persons who can't even fish a fish, they try to fish Sin (Crazy Hand) out of the sea, however they keep failing and failing, they have been doing this for 800 years and no success, sadly, they keep their false hope of one day sell Sin to the Little Mermaid movie.
"Then is not of help to try to remember who are the Crusaders right?" Roy asked.
"Pretty much" Link answered "Now if you excuse me, I have to see more things in this village" He said while leaving.
"I'm getting the strange feeling that is about me dieing in battle" Roy told Marth.
"You're crazy, that is not gonna happen"
Back with Link, he was entering a temple just in front of the village.
"Wow, this place looks so sacred" He said, admiring the whole place.
"Hello young traveler, do you want to know about the High Summoner Daphnes Nohansen Hyrule?
"(The king?) Wait a minute please" He consulted again the guide.
High Summoner Daphnes Nohansen Hyrule
The High Summoner who beated Sin, he is a total hero in all Spira, and also the only one with a insanely long name, for a odd reason, he is always wondering about the dinner and his girl (sometimes he said something about "MAH BOI" even if he didn't have one in the first place) many persons wants his daughter to be a kick ass summoner (according to her)
"Is not neccesary now, but thanks for asking"
"You're welcome" The priest said to Link, while he was leaving the temple and heading to Wakka's (Ike's) house.
"Hi there ya!" He greeted Link.
"Nice place" Link said.
"Yep, is the best place in the world! It has the kitchen 2 steps away from the bathroom and the bed 3 steps away from the entrance ya!"
"Awesome" He said sarcastically.
"Dude, that was a total lie, it sucks to live here! Just hope that in this place doesn't have a baby living here, it will probably die ya!"
"Anyway, where is the food?"
"Sorry man, I eated it all, but you can still take a nap ya"
"F*CK*NG EATER!" Then he fell exausted in the bed. Not knowing that there were still food cooking for itself in the kitchen 4 steps away from him.
XD
Also, when you say "Daphnes Nohansen Hyrule," you wouldn't happen to mean the "King of Red Lions"?
Quote from: Triforce_Luigi on February 16, 2008, 12:03:38 AM
XD
Also, when you say "Daphnes Nohansen Hyrule," you wouldn't happen to mean the "King of Red Lions"?
Maybe, but that is his real and insanely long name.
Quote from: wiiboychris on February 16, 2008, 12:46:22 AM
Quote from: Triforce_Luigi on February 16, 2008, 12:03:38 AM
XD
Also, when you say "Daphnes Nohansen Hyrule," you wouldn't happen to mean the "King of Red Lions"?
Maybe, but that is his real and insanely long name.
I know that's his real name, but I was wondering if you were referring to the same Daphnes Nohansen Hyrule in Wind Waker. Oh, well. I liked the King of Red Lions. Better than that awkward S.S. Linebeck.
Chapter 5: The Kimahri, the Lulu, the Yuna and some discoveries.
Supposedly, Ike was talking to the priest in his house.
"She hasn't come out yet" The priest said.
"Man, those guys already have 2 weeks in there ya!"
"As your job as a Guardian, you must go to aid her now"
"Yeah, I'm coming ya!" Then Ike and the priest leaved the hut with Link hearing them while he had his eyes opened the whole time.
"I wonder who is the summoner" Link left the hut and surprisingly it was already morning (This game doesn't have the word Fantasy for nothing you know!)
Link made it to the temple with a large crowd (Can you consider 8 people a crowd?) inside waiting for the summoner.
"Please stay calm people, the summoner will come out in few minutes" One priest told the crowd.
"That's the same thing you told me yesterday, and the day before that, and the day before that, and the day before that, and the day before that, and the day before that, and the day before that, and the day before that, and the day before that, and the day before that, and the day before that, and the day before that, and the day before that, and the day before that, and the day before that, and the day before that, and the day before that, and the day before that, and the day before that!" The filler character number 4 said.
"That's it! I'm going in!" Link said while rushing towards the Cloister of Trials.
"You cannot enter, you're not a guardian!" A second priest said.
"Don't care!" He said.
Inside, he found himself standing in front of a glyph, a weird looking glowing glyph.
"THE TENTATION! I NEED TO TOUCH IT!" He said in a childish voice, he touched the glyph and the wall to his right dissapeared "Yay!" He said again in a childish voice.
4 weeks later.....
"Where is the sphere? I need it!" He was now annoyed by the fact that he didn't knew where it was the sphere to open the last wall "Should I.............take a look again? But first, where am I?" He consulted the guide.
Cloister of Trials
Congratulations, you are now inside one of the 5 annoying Cloister of Trials, this is supposed to be the trial for the summoner and the guardians to gain the aeon of the area, but it is revealed that this challenge is the most and ever annoying challenge of all, many summoners and guardians have either died or gave up or worse, they got a official guide to clear the trials
"I'm dead" He then saw a sphere in the door he previously putted it in the hole "I wonder if I can use this again?" He took the sphere and putted it in a pedestal, then the wall dissapeared.
"Hurray! I cleared this thing!" He said happily.
"Hey you, what are ya doing here ya?" Ike appeared behind Link.
"Hey, you went inside this thing before me right?"
"Yeah, why ya?"
"Then how come I didn't saw you in here?"
"Dude, this game has the word Fantasy for reason ya"
"Ohhh, enough of that, let's take that elevator" Both of them standed above a elevator, taking them down to the chamber.
"Why did you came here?" Asked ZSS, in Lulu's clothes, who were so revealing to her cleavage.
"............" Ike was drooling.
"Perv!" Samus slapped him in the face "Who is this guy?"
"...........I'm Link, we know each other since the first tournament remember?"
"Oh, I know you very well Donkey Kong" Samus pointed out.
"But my name is Link!" Donkey Kon-Link pointed out.
"Whatever" Samus said.
"Who is him?" Link asked while he saw a blue figure with his arms crossed and looking to the chamber.
"That is Lucario, he is taking the role of Kimahri, I suppose" Samus said, indeed, Lucario was clothed in Kimahri's clothes.
"And he is doing well in his role?" Link asked.
"Not quite, and even more strange, it appears that his strength was multiplied by 10" She said.
"Wait, we got ourselves damaged, punched, embarrased, kissed, kicked and blasted and he gets his strength multiplied by 10?" Link said annoyed.
"Yes" She said calmly.
"That's not too fair! I want to have a bonus too!" Link complained, Lucario gave Link a very menacing face and Link was sweating now "And what do you mean he is not doing it too well?"
"He refuses to speak like Kimahri" Samus said.
"............Only that ya?" Ike asked annoyed too.
"I wonder what is Zelda doing inside, she has been in there since 6 weeks ago.
Inside the chamber, Zelda was trying to negotiate with the Fayth to give her the next aeon.
"Come on, I've negotiated 30 things are you don't want to cooperate?" She asked annoyed.
"THE ONLY THING I WANT FROM YOU IS TO PRAY TO ME" The Fayth said.
"But that's stupid! But I'm doing it anyway" She prayed and the Fayth finally gave her the aeon "BUT STILL I'M TAKING EVERYTHING WITH ME"
"That's it!" She said and then she began to kick the mirror in the middle of the chamber until a crack appeared from it "STOP NOW!" The Fayth said angrily "UNTIL YOU GIVE ME MY THINGS BACK!"
"DEAL!" The Fayth said, Zelda jumped happily, but since she took 6 weeks in there, she was exausted and she left the room.
"Look, she is coming" Samus said while Zelda was walking, she was tired and tripped above the stairs, Link was running to catch her but Lucario already got her before she could hit the floor.
"Everyone........." She said "I'm a gambler"
"You were suppose to say "I'm a summoner" " Lucario pointed out.
"Oh yeah, I'm a summoner too" She said with a smile.
They went to the entrance to temple and the crowd greeted her in relief, because the future of Spira was now in her hands now.
Everyone got outside to see the new aeon of Zelda, all the village was there, and Link was behind all of them.
"Hey! Let me see!" He said, Ike grabbed Link and pulled him in front of the crowd.
"Now, let me call the aeon 'cause I'm a kick ass summoner!" She said, but oddly enough, she only took her staff with her right hand and waved it with both hands in front of her, then everything went black.
"OH MY GOD, SHE CASTED ULTIMA! RUN AWAY!" Everyone said running away from the growing and destructive black energy in the center of the village.
1 hour later, the village was all destroyed.
"Good going "kick-ass-village-destroyer-summoner!" " Samus said.
Chapter 6: Trip by sea.
In the night in the destroyed Besaid Village, Link was sleeping in Ike’s destroyed hut, then he heared some voices from outside, he hided behind a destroyed chair (which only the chair could hide 15% of his whole body)
“I’m going to say this to you again, he is not your sister and you know it well†Samus said.
“(What? I look like Ike’s sister?)†Link thought angrily.
“What are ya saying? I didn’t say anything about my sister and Link ya!†Ike pointed out.
“You didn’t read the script right? Your sister is dead in this story†Samus said.
“.........My....sister........is dead....here.....ya?†Ike said a little shocked.
“Yeah, now go and cry in a corner emo boy†Samus said coldly, then Ike went to cry in a corner with the word “Emo†labeled in front. Link went to sleep again.
The next morning.
“Hey Link! We’re leaving, wake up ya!†Said the now reformed Ike.
“Five more minutes......†Link said.
“Five more minutes my crazy hair ya!†He grabbed Link and threw him outside “Listen, I want to give you this ya†He hands over a blue and shiny sword to Link.
“What is this?†Link asked.
“That is a special sword, don’t lose it ok ya?â€
“Fine, this sword looks good!†He said, swinging the sword like a kid with his new toy...........his destructive new toy.
“Now where is Zelda? We had to leave in 30 minutes ago†Samus said.
“Wait! I’m coming!†A voice came from far away,, Zelda was carrying a luggage around, and a big one.
“Zelda, this isn’t a vacation trip, leave those things now will ya?†Ike said.
“They are........gifts for the temples!†She said in her defense.
“Zelda, you know that this is a important journey, leave those things now†Samus said.
“Hey, wait a minute, what is exactly inside that luggage?†Link asked when he approached and opened the luggage “You were following the script’s steps right Zelda?â€
“Yes, why?†She asked.
“Because your character was already prepared to use these spheres!†He said while grabbing spheres with images of dresses inside.
“Hey, those are not common spheres, those are Dresspheres!†Samus pointed out, grabbing the Gunner dressphere.
“Sooooo, can I use them?†Zelda asked.
“What about the whole “I want to be a kick ass summoner†thing?†Link said.
“Screw that! I want to change this dress for the Gunner one!†She said angrily.
Samus burned down the luggage “There, wait 2 years until they recover†She said.
“Awww!†Zelda said annoyed.
“Hurry, we’re leaving now ya!†Ike said from the entrance/exit of the village.
When Zelda was in the entrance/exit of the village, she saw the whole destroyed place and said “I’ll miss this placeâ€
“I don’t!†Said a random voice from the village.
Just outside the village, Link saw a save sphere in front of some palms.
“Well, what is this thing?†He consulted the guide again.
Save Sphere
The most recient technology, the successor of the annoying moogles, the Save Circles and the random save places, this is of High-Tech peak, so, save often or you will be sorry!
“Bah, I don’t need to save yet! I can pass the whole story without saving!†He said proudly.
Just then, fiends appeared and a battle started! One fiend was looking like a Flan (Hence his name)
“I want to check this out now!†He attaked the flan, doing almost no damage at all “Huh?â€
The camera zooms out, revealing Ike in the battle field. “Hey you! That is a elemental fiend, only magic can damage that thing ya!â€
“Magic?†Link asked confused.
“Let our Black Mage teach you about that ya!†He said, Samus appears in the battle field with a Kokiri’s doll in her right arm.
“Ok, let me choose my magi-“ She stopped suddenly.
“What is it?†Link asked.
“I ran out of MP!†She said in shock.
“Then use a Ether ya!†Ike said.
“I can’t! Some invisible force prevents me from selecting Items!†Indeed, the word “Items†was black, meaning it was out “Ike, throw me a Ether!â€
“I can’t, some invisible force prevents me from participating ya!†He said in shock.
“So, we’re stuck then?†Link asked.
“Yes, we are trapped in enternity watching a fiend moving his dismembered body†Samus said annoyed.
Just then, a tiny figure walked in the battle field and used Firaga in the Flan, killing him instantly. The fanfare was playing now.
“We’re saved! Thanks black dude!†Link said to the black dude.
“Hehe, it wasn’t a problem†Said Vivi while he was leaving to places where a Black Mage could never reach before (EPICNESS!)
Continuing onward, the group stopped in front of a statue and started to pray.
“What are you 3 doing?†Link asked.
“Were praying, you too need to pray or Yevon will hate us forever ya!†Said Ike.
“Who is Yevon?†Link consulted the guide.
Yevon
The popular religion in Spira, they refuse to use Machina as means of destroying Sin because they always screw up using them, luckily, they don’t have a big, or rather colossal weapon called Vegnagun below Bevelle, who is stupid enough to make a weapon like that?
Link started to pray, oddly, he prayed well and Ike didn’t taught him that (He skipped the part of where Wakka taughts Tidus to pray)
They continued to their adventure, until Link was walking mysteriously all alone below some ruins of a building, a red building. And something big was approaching, you could tell because of the music.
“Something big is approaching, you can tell because of the music†Link said, suddenly, a fast figure appeared from above the buildings and started to attack Link, who was mysteriously all alone!
“Lucario?!†Link said in shock “Hey, we’re friends, we shouldn’t fight againts each other!â€
“I must fight you by no apparent reason†Lucario said.
1 second later, Link was defeated easily.
Game Over.
“You have no file saved, you must choose New Game to start the story†Said a voice.
“What?!†Link said.
“Good going jackass†Samus said annoyed.
“Yeah, you’re a idiot ya!†Ike said angrily.
“You could have saved in that Save Sphere but nooo!†Zelda said annoyed.
After a whole plot of nothing and destroying Besaid Village by accident again and be saved by Vivi until the last part where our stupid protagonist had to start again the adventure.....
They continued to their adventure again, until Link was walking mysteriously all alone agian below some ruins of a building, a red building again. And something big was approaching again, you could tell because of the same music.
“Something big is approaching, you can tell because of the music.......AGAIN!†Link said, suddenly, the same fast figure appeared from above the same buildings and started to yet attack again Link, who was mysteriously all alone........AGAIN!
But before the creature could reach the ground and attack Link....
“STOP!†He said, Lucario magically stopped in mid-air, floating like magic!
“What is it?†The aura Pokémon asked.
“I forgot to save!†Link said in his defense.
“WHAT?! YOU WERE GOING TO CONTINUE WITHOUT SAVING AGAIN?!†Zelda asked angrily.
“I’m sorry! Wait for me here!†Link leaved in a hurry to the Save Sphere, after he saved, he returned where Lucario was floating by magic!
“Now?†Lucario asked annoyed.
“Now†The hero of time said with a smile. But he was defeated yet again.
Game Over.
After losing and continuing using the same saved file 432908 times.
“I give up†Said Lucario.
“Finally!†Link cheered.
“I can’t tolerate defeating the same weakling person over and over again†He said.
“What?!†Link said angrily, Lucario glared at him while he was walking out of the scene and then he was sweating.
“What’s the matter with him?†Link asked.
“He is Lucario, he guarded Zelda when she was little, he has been her guardian since then†Samus said.
“Thanks, but I know Zelda since childhood and Lucario didn’t existed yet!â€
“I’m following the story, not like you complainer†Samus walked off.
After walking a little bit, they found a bird fiend.
“Leave this to me ya!†Ike said triumpaly, until the Blitzball in his right arm was not there anymore “Where is my ball ya?â€
“Oh no, you forgot to equip it right?†Samus asked annoyed again.
“Sorry ya†Ike said depressed.
Link spoke up “Great, we’re stuck again!†Until Lucario appeared from nowhere and defeated the fiend without any difficult.
“Wait, how did he could defeat the fiend? He doesn’t joins us until the boat part!†Samus said annoyed again.
“This guide is not helping at all!†Link was searching for a explanation in the so useful guide. Until another fiend appeared, this one was bigger “Zelda, cast the aeon!â€
“Change party members first!†She said from a spot.
Link looked around “Samus, switch with herâ€
“And why me? Is your turn, so change you with her!â€
Link selected the Defend command and now it was Samus’s turn “Idiot†She said, she changed with Zelda, and she casted the aeon Valefor, and this time was right!
“I wonder how the aeon looks like†She was looking at the sky, a glyph formed in the clouds and something was descending, but her eyes widened when the “aeon†landed.
“.............PIT?!†Everyone said in unison.
“I’m the great aeon of the sky, Valefor! Fear me!†He roared, the roar was too fake.
Zelda putted her hand in her face in shame “I called Valefor, not an angel who only uses briefs!â€
Pit was annoyed now “Hey! My goddess says is fine to wear briefs!†He said in his defense.
“Sorry to interrupt you 2, but we must defeat that fiend ya!â€
Pit saw the fiend behind him “Oh, the fiend, yeah, let me use my Sonic Wings!†Then Sonic appeared from nowhere.
“What are you doing here? You’re interrupting the story!†Pit said with a blaming finger towards Sonic.
“Hey kid,†He grabbed Pit by his neck “the only one who can use Sonic Wing is me, the only and unique Sonic the hedgehog!†He said proudly, Pit was getting damage.
“Hey! You can hurt the brief aeon boy!†Link said, Pit was getting angry.
“Put me down Sonic the murder hedgehog!†Pit said, but strangely, Sonic was smirking evily.
And then Lucario appeared from nowhere “No, he is turning evil in ths story!†He started to glow, closed his eyes and saw a red aura in Sonic “We must stop him!â€
Link saw the whole aura part “Wait, his actual powers weren’t deleted in this story too? This is just unfair!†He complained.
“Save that for later, we must defeat him!†Everyone seated on the ground “What are you doing?†Lucario asked.
“We know what will happen next, you just will KO him with one turn, the initial turn, and probably Overkill him, and breaking the damage limit magically†Link said.
“........................†Was all that Lucario said before actually overkilling Sonic and breaking the damage limit magically. Sonic turned into pyreflies “Now finish that fiend†He left the scene and went to the dock.
“Sonic Wings!†Pit flapped his wings and a wind attack surged within and defeated the fiend, he roared fakely again in victory.
The party eventually made it to the docks, but Link didn’t knew that he couls move 15 spaces in his current Sphere Grid, which Peach didn’t told him about.
Epic. It had VIVI! Plus, it addressed the problem of not saving in a comical fashion. Great job!
Quote from: Triforce_Luigi on February 20, 2008, 09:39:36 PM
Epic. It had VIVI! Plus, it addressed the problem of not saving in a comical fashion. Great job!
Thank you!
Chapter 7: Boats and hands
Link went first to the dock as he suddenly remembered something from his past.
"Hey Link! Let's go to Zanarkand!" Peach said excited.
"Alright! Let's go!" Link said excited.
"What about me? The kick ass summoner?" Zelda asked..........excited.
"You 2 can come with me!" Link told the girls.
"No way! You must choose one!" Zelda asked annoyed.
Link paused for a moment when he suddenly was sounding like Toon Link "But.......I......I" Fox appeared out of nowhere with Peach and Zelda from both of his sides.
"You can't decide and you're crying now? Pathetic!" He said to Toon Link.
"I hate you" Toon Link said.
"What? I can't heard you!" Fox taunted Toon Link.
"I HATE YOU!" Toon Link shouted, Fox gasped.
"Good job!" Zelda said.
"Show him what you've got!" Peach said before the memory faded.
"Spira to Link, wake up ya!" Ike said to Link.
Link snapped out of his flashback "Huh?"
"Hey bruddha, you know what is the Sphere Grid right?"
"What is that?"
"I'll tell ya" Suddenly the screen went to the tutorial. And there was a huge plate with markings on it.
Welcome to the explanation of the Sphere Grid, in this game you can level up when you reach the certain ammount of AP to move your node to another node, the most boring and lazy form to level up by the date
The explanation took 3 hours!
Link was sleeping while standing.
"LINK!" Ike yelled at Link's ear, making the Hyrulian hero jump in surprise "We're leaving ya! Hurry up or you will make Samus mad!" He aboarded the ship.
"I'm coming!" He said running inside the ship. Like 10 people showed up to bid farewell to the summoner...........although half of them were celebrating because they will not have to worry about Ultima users.
The group were in the sea as their next destination was Kilika Port, to go to the Kilika Temple (A so obvious name)
Link went to the engine room first.
"Hmm, what interesting clothes! You must be from afar!" Said a guy with a big package.
"That's right!" Link said proudly.
"Great to meet you, my name is Apu the XXllll" Indeed, the guy was Apu from the Simpsons!
"Apu the who?" Link asked confused.
"Apu the XXllll" Apu pointed out.
"Apu the who?"
"Apu the XXllll"
"Apu the who?"
"Apu the XXllll"
"Apu the who?"
"Apu the XXllll"
"Apu the who?"
"Apu the XXllll"
"Apu the who?"
"Apu the XXllll"
Sadly, this went for hours. :(
"Apu the who?"
"Apu th-you know what, that doesn't matters, what matters is to buy one of my wares!" Apu said while showing his wares to Link "Also if you want, I would appreciate if you could donate some gil to my shop"
Link was holding 8 potions "But I'm buying these things from you! That is not better than donate?"
"Actually, is not, I need extra money to escape from the authorities of Bevelle, because I sworn that I would only sell my things to some summoner's group"
"I'm with the summoner" Link pointed out.
"Oh, that's why you're buying from me" Apu smiled.
"Just let me see how much this costs.................I'll buy 3 potions and donate 1 gil" He said.
"Thank you for your assistance!" Apu greeted him, Link left to the engine room this time.
He saw 2 big birds running inside "some big hamster thing" as he thought.
"Whoa! What are those things?!" He asked to a lady near them.
"You don't know what are the Chocobos?"
"I got near Crazy Hand's toxin"
"Oh well, those are Chocobos, they're pretty cute aren't they?" She smiled at Link.
"Epona is better than those birds" Link muttered.
"Did you said something?"
"Nothing! Nothing at all!" Link said surprised, leaving the engine room and went to the front of the boat to find Zelda.
"Hi there Link!" She greeted Link with a smile.
"Hi!" Link greeted her as well. Both were looking at the sea.
Zelda paused for a moment before talking to Link "Do you think I can be a kick ass summoner like my father was?"
"I'm not sure about the kick ass par-" Zelda glared at Link "I mean, yes!"
"Good! I can't wait to be like that!" She said happily.
"Just be lucky that my father is not your guardian"
"Which was his name?"
"Fox" Link said in shame.
"Fox? What coincidence, my father did have a guardian with the name of Fox!" Zelda said surprised "This must be the destiny who brought us together!"
"(Or rather the people who took us in here)" Link thought, before he and Zelda were laughing.
"I'll do it..........I will save Spira for the sake of everyone!" She said excited.
5 minutes of watching the sea later, the water shaked violently and Zelda slipped towards the edge of the boat.
"Zelda!!!" Link tried to grab Zelda's hand, but failed, then Lucario acted quickly and grabbed Zelda by her waist.
"Thank you Lucario" She said.
From the water, something very big was rising.
"CRAZY HAND!!!!!!" Marth shouted before grabbing an ankler and pointing it at-
"AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!" Everyone yelled in a disgusted form because the "fin" was the middle colossal finger of Crazy Hand, who was censored for health reasons.
"Darn it! Take this!" Marth fired the ankler to Crazy Hand's censored middle finger. Ike yelled "No!" but Marth ignored it.
"So do you prefer to watch the middle finger of a colossal monster?" Marth asked to Ike, who thought again for a moment and shaked his head quickly.
"That thing is pulling us! We have to take the ankler back!" Roy yelled.
"No! He is heading to Kilika! We have to change his course!" Marth yelled back.
Just then, mini hands were approaching from the top of the censored middle finger.
"Fiends!" Yelled a person.
"Alright guys..............and Samus and Zelda, let's take them down!" Link commanded. Everyone took their battle positions "Alright, that big censored finger is way too far, Ike, Samus, attack that with magic and the Blitzball's ball!"
"..............The part of the Bliztball's ball sounds confusing ya" Ike remarked.
".................Attack the mini Crazy Hands!" Link commanded and everyone were doing what Link told them to do.
But they didn't beated him at all.
"Darn it! We need to beat that thing and fast!" Link said, then he thought for a moment "Hmm, Ike, can you give me the Blitzball's ball?"
"Why can you just said ball ya?" Ike asked annoyed.
"Just give me the Blitzball's ball!" Ike stared at him before giving the Blitzball's ball to Link "Lucario, kick this ball!"
"Why?" Lucario asked confused.
"If my calculations are correct, your current strength should defeat that thing with one blow!" Link said, Lucario nodded and he kicked the Blitzball's ball...........just for the Blitzball's ball to be blowed up.
"......................................" Everyone got silent for a minute "We need a more resistant Blitzball's ball!" Then Apu appeared with a bag full of resistant Blitzball's balls "I got resistant Blitzball's ball at a high discount!" Link ran to Apu and bought a Blitzball's ball, but it happened the same thing as the previous Blitzball's ball "One more!" And again "One more!" And again "One more!" And again "One more!" And again.
They all failed misserably, but Samus finished the battle with a thunder. Resulting in a success.
"We did it!" Everyone said jumping happily. Except for Samus and Lucario.
Link realized that he bought all the Blitzball's balls and ran out of money.
But the mission did failed, because Crazy Hand made it to Kilika Port, he floated way high in the sky above Kilika Port and the people living there saw a huge shadow approaching from above.
"Mom, what is that thing coming from the sky?" Asked a kid to his mom.
"That is the death and I hope you were good until now" The mom replied to the kid before both were being squashed by Crazy Hand and eventually killed as the hand went to hide into the sea.
Poor kid... Oh well, their lives are unimportant, great chapter!
Quote from: Triforce_Luigi on February 21, 2008, 06:47:50 PM
Poor kid... Oh well, their lives are unimportant, great chapter!
LOL, this story explains how the NPC are unnimportant. ;D
BTW, you should read my new fan fiction.