Poll
Question:
I would...
Option 1: try to run away lol
votes: 15
Option 2: eat it to save the others (it wouldnt save them lol)
votes: 0
Option 3: touch the girl/boy i like the most in that class before i die
votes: 15
Option 4: throw it towards the teacher (you would die still thouh)
votes: 0
Option 5: prey to jesus its just a joke granade... (it isnt one)
votes: 0
If somebody threw a granade in your classroom, what would you do?
Its an active granade about to explode in 2 seconds.
Depends, is it active?
i would intercourse ing stab u die ninny
Quote from: darkmariov2 on February 09, 2008, 07:07:29 PM
Depends, is it active?
he just said it was active, and i would run away.
laugh
Try to run away, though there isn't much place to run from a grenade.
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on February 09, 2008, 07:12:03 PM
Try to run away, though there isn't much place to run from a grenade.
Wouldnt it be funny to see everyone panic and try to get out at the same time.
Kick someone in the balls.
Hard.
Points to third choice ;)
Depends on where I could touch the girl(http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a146/Mecha_Fang/O%20RLY/YOU%20PHAIL/awesome.gif)
Quote from: mecha_fang on February 09, 2008, 07:35:49 PM
Depends on where I could touch the girl(http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a146/Mecha_Fang/O%20RLY/YOU%20PHAIL/awesome.gif)
Does it require that much imagination? :|
Quote from: mecha_fang on February 09, 2008, 07:35:49 PM
Depends on where I could touch the girl(http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a146/Mecha_Fang/O%20RLY/YOU%20PHAIL/awesome.gif)
Fingers :\
Ignore it and see what happens.
Quote from: Mystic Swampert on February 09, 2008, 07:38:09 PM
Quote from: mecha_fang on February 09, 2008, 07:35:49 PM
Depends on where I could touch the girl(http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a146/Mecha_Fang/O%20RLY/YOU%20PHAIL/awesome.gif)
Fingers :\
... SLAG!
Wake up from that horrible dream
why would someone throw a grenade into my classroom?
Kick random person #1 on top of it to dampen the blast, thus saving everyone else.
I win.
I'd kick it retard and kick the dude terrorist in the balls or give the girl terrorist a tit twister.
I would close my eyes, say I'm sorry, and wait for death.
Quote from: Yukiko on February 09, 2008, 08:19:38 PM
Kick random person #1 on top of it to dampen the blast, thus saving everyone else.
I win.
You'll still need a human shield.
Quote from: Riosan on February 09, 2008, 08:25:01 PM
Quote from: Yukiko on February 09, 2008, 08:19:38 PM
Kick random person #1 on top of it to dampen the blast, thus saving everyone else.
I win.
You'll still need a human shield.
The teacher duh.
where's the "throw up a desk, no matter how futile it may be" option?
I'd give the person who threw the grenade a birthday present!
Do not look at the spolier below if you have weak bladder control!
And it contains the birthday present...
[spoiler]The Grenade[/spoiler]
Quote from: Motion on February 09, 2008, 08:15:59 PM
why would someone throw a grenade into my classroom?
So this emo kid comes and hates all of you so he decides to throw a granade in your class room.
I would laugh.
Well depending on how close it landed to me, I would probably explode.
Try to run away or in my case do a face first jump in another direction our Classrooms are big and one grenade will not kill everyone inside so I would gtfo of the way.
That or throw up a desk to dampen the blast.
Quote from: britneymahboy on February 09, 2008, 09:04:32 PM
Quote from: Motion on February 09, 2008, 08:15:59 PM
why would someone throw a grenade into my classroom?
So this emo kid comes and hates all of you so he decides to throw a granade in your class room.
How would he get a grenade?
also: learn to spell grenade.
Quote from: Motion on February 10, 2008, 12:56:08 PM
Quote from: britneymahboy on February 09, 2008, 09:04:32 PM
Quote from: Motion on February 09, 2008, 08:15:59 PM
why would someone throw a grenade into my classroom?
So this emo kid comes and hates all of you so he decides to throw a granade in your class room.
How would he get a grenade?
also: learn to spell grenade.
he bought it from the army store.
Quote from: NINTENDO_PAWNAGE_RAWK on February 10, 2008, 12:50:08 PM
Try to run away or in my case do a face first jump in another direction our Classrooms are big and one grenade will not kill everyone inside so I would gtfo of the way.
That or throw up a desk to dampen the blast.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JfyNcn87gPI
I think it would.
Quote from: britneymahboy on February 10, 2008, 12:56:55 PM
Quote from: Motion on February 10, 2008, 12:56:08 PM
Quote from: britneymahboy on February 09, 2008, 09:04:32 PM
Quote from: Motion on February 09, 2008, 08:15:59 PM
why would someone throw a grenade into my classroom?
So this emo kid comes and hates all of you so he decides to throw a granade in your class room.
How would he get a grenade?
also: learn to spell grenade.
he bought it from the army store.
why would they sell a grenade to an obviously depressed and emotionally unstable person?
Quote from: Motion on February 10, 2008, 01:09:16 PM
Quote from: britneymahboy on February 10, 2008, 12:56:55 PM
Quote from: Motion on February 10, 2008, 12:56:08 PM
Quote from: britneymahboy on February 09, 2008, 09:04:32 PM
Quote from: Motion on February 09, 2008, 08:15:59 PM
why would someone throw a grenade into my classroom?
So this emo kid comes and hates all of you so he decides to throw a granade in your class room.
How would he get a grenade?
also: learn to spell grenade.
he bought it from the army store.
why would they sell a grenade to an obviously depressed and emotionally unstable person?
I forgot his dad works there and he just go it without his dad noticing. His dad was peeing while this was happening.
Quote from: britneymahboy on February 10, 2008, 12:58:16 PM
Quote from: NINTENDO_PAWNAGE_RAWK on February 10, 2008, 12:50:08 PM
Try to run away or in my case do a face first jump in another direction our Classrooms are big and one grenade will not kill everyone inside so I would gtfo of the way.
That or throw up a desk to dampen the blast.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JfyNcn87gPI
I think it would.
Yes, because you can buy military grade grenades at all the stores nowadays. :|
Come on, I can see them getting their hands on a grenade with less bang, bu not a freaking tank killer!
Quote from: britneymahboy on February 10, 2008, 01:12:13 PM
Quote from: Motion on February 10, 2008, 01:09:16 PM
Quote from: britneymahboy on February 10, 2008, 12:56:55 PM
Quote from: Motion on February 10, 2008, 12:56:08 PM
Quote from: britneymahboy on February 09, 2008, 09:04:32 PM
Quote from: Motion on February 09, 2008, 08:15:59 PM
why would someone throw a grenade into my classroom?
So this emo kid comes and hates all of you so he decides to throw a granade in your class room.
How would he get a grenade?
also: learn to spell grenade.
he bought it from the army store.
why would they sell a grenade to an obviously depressed and emotionally unstable person?
I forgot his dad works there and he just go it without his dad noticing. His dad was peeing while this was happening.
Why would someone leave an army surplus store unattended while using the restroom. And why is his dad the only person working at the time besides the son. Also also: why
my classroom?
This is a Granade. What you showed was a Grenade. They are TOTALLY different. :P
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t64uOzbvFXU&feature=related
Quote from: Motion on February 10, 2008, 01:16:35 PM
Quote from: britneymahboy on February 10, 2008, 01:12:13 PM
Quote from: Motion on February 10, 2008, 01:09:16 PM
Quote from: britneymahboy on February 10, 2008, 12:56:55 PM
Quote from: Motion on February 10, 2008, 12:56:08 PM
Quote from: britneymahboy on February 09, 2008, 09:04:32 PM
Quote from: Motion on February 09, 2008, 08:15:59 PM
why would someone throw a grenade into my classroom?
So this emo kid comes and hates all of you so he decides to throw a granade in your class room.
How would he get a grenade?
also: learn to spell grenade.
he bought it from the army store.
why would they sell a grenade to an obviously depressed and emotionally unstable person?
I forgot his dad works there and he just go it without his dad noticing. His dad was peeing while this was happening.
Why would someone leave an army surplus store unattended while using the restroom. And why is his dad the only person working at the time besides the son. Also also: why my classroom?
His dad was like, "hey i have to piss take care of the store i work at alone for a second"
He hates all of you for reasons unknown, thats why.
"try to run away lol" and "touch the girl/boy i like the most in that class before i die" are the only two options that I would pick.
Hide in the fridge.
Quote from: Lotos on February 10, 2008, 02:08:45 PM
"try to run away lol" and "touch the girl/boy i like the most in that class before i die" are the only two options that I would pick.
You picked the latter you perv.
Quote from: britneymahboy on February 10, 2008, 03:12:01 PM
Quote from: Lotos on February 10, 2008, 02:08:45 PM
"try to run away lol" and "touch the girl/boy i like the most in that class before i die" are the only two options that I would pick.
You picked the latter you perv.
So, you're going to die anyway.
I would try to dive for cover.
Quote from: red7js on February 10, 2008, 05:06:38 PM
I would try to dive for cover.
steal the teachers purse and a couple of laptops, jump out the window and steal a ride.
Toss random kid on it and flip up the desk to shield myself and some random people of my choice
I'd do a BARREL ROLL!
Is there any other choices?
Uhh.. try to run away. Why try to make your death a little less crappy rather than have a chance at survival?
grab a girl's breasts
If it were in Science, and the grenade was thrown from the door, I could knock one of the desks over, and it would actually protect me.
Those things can withstand even the most potent acid. :O