Poll
Question:
Which of these death scenarios seems the most likely to happen to you?
Option 1: Eaten by mutant iguana bats
votes: 0
Option 2: Turned inside-out and slowly killed by overexposure of your organs to the sunlight
votes: 0
Option 3: Pegged by a femdom with a strapon so large it comes out your mouth
votes: 1
Option 4: Killed instantly in a high-speed collision during a high-stakes game of Elefun the Elephant
votes: 7
Option 5: Decapitated with a plastic spoon
votes: 2
Option 6: Sent back to the year 1812 and conscripted into the British Royal Navy and then shot in the face by American soldiers
votes: 2
Option 7: Killed of lead poisoning while eating pure iron
votes: 0
Option 8: Falling out of a plane onto another plane that subsequently crashes into a third plane
votes: 5
Option 9: Sliced in half by flying Sega Master Systems that are shot out of cannons by 40-year-old Galapagos tortoises
votes: 1
Option 10: Knifed to death by that one kid from 12 Angry Men after he jumps out of the play and comes to life
votes: 1
Option 11: Horribly broken and twisted whilst trying to engage Morph Ball mode
votes: 6
Option 12: Drowned in a desert on a horse with no name
votes: 4
Option 13: Headbutted by crazed headbangers on speed at a Genesis concert
votes: 1
Option 14: Eaten whilst trying to re-enact the "Thriller" music video by enlisting the services of hundreds of real zombies
votes: 4
Option 15: Torn in half whilst trying to enter a wormhole that exists in GCF's bellybutton
votes: 1
;l;jasdf
in tha desert... you don't remember your name
Quote from: Jono2 on March 17, 2008, 08:24:22 PM
in tha desert... you don't remember your name
cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain
Quote from: Kazooie-Banjo on March 17, 2008, 08:24:53 PM
Quote from: Jono2 on March 17, 2008, 08:24:22 PM
in tha desert... you don't remember your name
cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain
la-la-la laaaa la lalala la-la-la laaaa la
Both death by Elefun and drowning in the desert seem highly likely. But since the horse has no name, it is more probable.
also kaz you sexy man you get my 30k post.
Quote from: JMV290 on March 17, 2008, 08:27:01 PM
Both death by Elefun and drowning in the desert seem highly likely. But since the horse has no name, it is more probable.
also kaz you sexy man you get my 30k post.
wait what they're not likely at all
all of them are highly unlikely
that's kinda the point
also yay
Potassium Cynatide.
that intercourse ing horse is going to push me in
Drowned in a desert on a horse with no name...
That one, due to the fact when I get deported, I will have to cross the desert to get back in the US.
Put in poll "I got ran over by EJ twice" :P
I'm gonna die riding a nuke dropped from a plane, a la Dr. Strangelove
..../me gives you a confused look
Quote from: CoolSlyZero on March 17, 2008, 09:24:19 PM
Quote from: Kazooie-Banjo on March 17, 2008, 09:20:25 PM
Quote from: CoolSlyZero on March 17, 2008, 08:55:22 PM
Put in poll "I got ran over by EJ twice" :P
No.
wah then put "EJ kicks you off a Cliff" its an un epic win!
No. I will not include EJ in any option because he's not worth the trouble, and unlike certain NSF users, I'm not obsessed with him the point where I hate on him constantly.
Quote from: Kazooie-Banjo on March 17, 2008, 09:25:40 PM
Quote from: CoolSlyZero on March 17, 2008, 09:24:19 PM
Quote from: Kazooie-Banjo on March 17, 2008, 09:20:25 PM
Quote from: CoolSlyZero on March 17, 2008, 08:55:22 PM
Put in poll "I got ran over by EJ twice" :P
No.
wah then put "EJ kicks you off a Cliff" its an un epic win!
No. I will not include EJ in any option because he's not worth the trouble, and unlike certain NSF users, I'm not obsessed with him the point where I hate on him constantly.
boo... *kick you off a Cliff* your fired. hey wait I got one! "Your get fired then get kick out of a tall building... still falling"
Definitly the falling out of a plane one ;D
Horribly broken and twisted whilst trying to engage Morph Ball mode
This is the most halarious poll ever
Elefun the Elephant always was a filthy cold hearted murderer
Quote from: JNeedForSpeed2014 on March 18, 2008, 08:13:58 AM
strapon. :P
eww...ewww... you know that means in goes in through your poop-shoot. :D
Quote from: Hero_Of_Time1 on March 18, 2008, 12:02:42 PM
Quote from: JNeedForSpeed2014 on March 18, 2008, 08:13:58 AM
strapon. :P
eww...ewww... you know that means in goes in through your poop-shoot. :D
.........into Hero_Of_Time's mouth!
Morph Ball...whatever happened to natural causes? :|
I do love the Thriller video.
Quote from: MasterYoungLink on March 18, 2008, 01:45:04 PM
whatever happened to natural causes? :|
maybe, just maybe, the point of the poll was to use highly unlikely or impossible scenarios and "natural causes" would sort of defeat the purpose
i can use poopty smilies too :| :| :| :| :| :|
Quote from: Kazooie-Banjo on March 18, 2008, 01:53:23 PM
Quote from: MasterYoungLink on March 18, 2008, 01:45:04 PM
whatever happened to natural causes? :|
Maybe, just maybe, the point of the poll was to use highly unlikely or impossible scenarios and "natural causes" would sort of defeat the purpose
i can use s***ty smilies too :| :| :| :| :| :|
::)
Riiiight....*Rolls away in Morph Ball form...I mean floats. ;D*
Why isn't there a "Died trying to fuse self to game system" option?
Quote from: MasterYoungLink on March 18, 2008, 01:57:15 PM
::)
Riiiight....*Rolls away in Morph Ball form...I mean floats. ;D*
Why isn't there a "Died trying to fuse self to game system" option?
gee i dunno maybe i didn't think of that
The hole of my penis isn't an option, so I'm not voting.
Plastic spoon.
*shivers*
Quote from: TheAnonymusElmo on March 18, 2008, 02:13:50 PM
The hole of my penis isn't an option, so I'm not voting.
could you maybe try restating that in a fashion that makes sense and is valid in relation to the topic of this thread
Should have had death by Segata Sanshiro
Death by Sega Master systems
I can TOTALLY see myself dying cause of the Thriller music video one....o.o
Elefun the Elephant is as bad as Captain Planet.
Eaten whilst trying to re-enact the "Thriller" music video by enlisting the services of hundreds of real zombies
because Michael Jackson > everything in the universe
Where's the important choice? =_=
Twelve Angry Men option needed some love. Good thing I was here to supply the love.
Genesis. Simple. Phil Collins is likely the one to kill me, but he is a crazed headbanger on speed...so same thing.