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Title: OH MY FUCKING GOD
Post by: Redpaige13 on March 20, 2008, 02:25:19 AM
MY FRIEND'S WATER BROKE!!  SHE'S IN THE HOSPITAL RIGHT NOW!!!

I'M GOING TO BE AN AUNT!!!

...Yeah. 

LITTLE EMILY JAMIE VAMPIRA IS COMMING!!! <33333333333

Nope.  Nevermind.  Just the Membrane broke.  She's on her way home.
Title: Re: OH MY FUCKING GOD
Post by: Redpaige13 on March 20, 2008, 02:28:33 AM
I swear to intercourse ing God I'm going to break this intercourse ing phone if I don't get a hold of Nicole at the Hospital..
Title: Re: OH MY f***ING GOD
Post by: THEEVILSPERKY on March 20, 2008, 02:37:25 AM
I'm a half-uncle myself.

My dad's previous marriage resulted in children who have grown up and had children of their own.

I came from one of my dad's later marriages (lol) and because my half-siblings had kids... I was a half-uncle at birth even. >_>

CONGRATS!

Emily Jamie Vampira eh?  Cool name. ;D
Title: Re: OH MY FUCKING GOD
Post by: Redpaige13 on March 20, 2008, 02:37:34 AM
OH MY FUCKING GOD!  I AM GOING TO KILL SOMEONE IF THEY DON'T PICK UP THE GOD DAMN PHONE!!
Title: Re: OH MY f***ING GOD
Post by: Redpaige13 on March 20, 2008, 02:38:37 AM
Quote from: THEEVILSPERKY on March 20, 2008, 02:37:25 AM
I'm a half-uncle myself.

My dad's previous marriage resulted in children who have grown up and had children of their own.

I came from one of my dad's later marriages (lol) and because my half-siblings had kids... I was a half-uncle at birth even. >_>

CONGRATS!

Emily Jamie Vampira eh?  Cool name. ;D
Oh.   You're dad's a Pimp! xD 

<3

Not to many  people appreciated the second middle name "Vampira". 
Title: Re: OH MY f***ING GOD
Post by: THEEVILSPERKY on March 20, 2008, 02:55:03 AM
Vampira is a sexy name. ^_^

And yes, go dad. >_>

What are we on now.. 4.. 5?

He had at least two marriages before the one I came from.. and at least one after my mom.. so.. at least 4.. maybe more.. I don't know. o_o;

I think I take after him in a few ways, haha.
Title: Re: OH MY f***ING GOD
Post by: Riosan on March 20, 2008, 03:05:58 AM
I doubt I'm going to be anything other than a second cousin or, possibly, a godfater, seeing as how my only sister is younger than me.
Title: Re: OH MY f***ING GOD
Post by: Redpaige13 on March 20, 2008, 03:12:48 AM
Quote from: THEEVILSPERKY on March 20, 2008, 02:55:03 AM
Vampira is a sexy name. ^_^

And yes, go dad. >_>

What are we on now.. 4.. 5?

He had at least two marriages before the one I came from.. and at least one after my mom.. so.. at least 4.. maybe more.. I don't know. o_o;

I think I take after him in a few ways, haha.
..How old are you? o.O

Quote from: Riosan on March 20, 2008, 03:05:58 AM
I doubt I'm going to be anything other than a second cousin or, possibly, a godfater, seeing as how my only sister is younger than me.
That confused me for some reason. o.o;
Title: Re: OH MY FUCKING GOD
Post by: Redpaige13 on March 20, 2008, 03:19:52 AM
Great.  I get to tell my step-mom that she can't see the baby after she's born. 

I love it when my friend puts me in these kinds of situations!  I love being placed in a really uncomfortable situation between them, when I don't even want to be involved!

Thank you.  Thank you SO much.
Title: Re: OH MY f***ING GOD
Post by: THEEVILSPERKY on March 20, 2008, 03:20:39 AM
I'm only 19.  My dad's mid-60's right now.  His current wife is 29 years younger than him.  My mom is in her 50's and within 10 years of my dad. @_@
Title: Re: OH MY f***ING GOD
Post by: Riosan on March 20, 2008, 03:20:45 AM
Quote from: Redpaige13 on March 20, 2008, 03:12:48 AM
That confused me for some reason. o.o;

wut

I'm a second cousin right now. I probably won't be anything else for some time, unless one of my friends has a kid and makes me the godfather.
Title: Re: OH MY f***ING GOD
Post by: Redpaige13 on March 20, 2008, 03:23:15 AM
Quote from: THEEVILSPERKY on March 20, 2008, 03:20:39 AM
I'm only 19.  My dad's mid-60's right now.  His current wife is 29 years younger than him.  My mom is in her 50's and within 10 years of my dad. @_@
Wow, you got my dad beat!  lol
My step-mom's only 13 years younger than him.

I thought you were older than that!

Quote from: Riosan on March 20, 2008, 03:20:45 AM
wut

I'm a second cousin right now. I probably won't be anything else for some time, unless one of my friends has a kid and makes me the godfather.
I never understood all the "Second, Third, Fourth Cousin" stuff. 
Title: Re: OH MY f***ING GOD
Post by: Riosan on March 20, 2008, 03:24:41 AM
Quote from: Redpaige13 on March 20, 2008, 03:23:15 AM
I never understood all the "Second, Third, Fourth Cousin" stuff. 

My uncle's daughter, my cousin, had a son 2 years ago. I'm his second cousin.

It's confusing, I know. D:
Title: Re: OH MY f***ING GOD
Post by: Redpaige13 on March 20, 2008, 03:26:32 AM
Quote from: Riosan on March 20, 2008, 03:24:41 AM
Quote from: Redpaige13 on March 20, 2008, 03:23:15 AM
I never understood all the "Second, Third, Fourth Cousin" stuff. 

My uncle's daughter, my cousin, had a son 2 years ago. I'm his second cousin.

It's confusing, I know. D:
Very much so.. @.@;;
Title: Re: OH MY f***ING GOD
Post by: THEEVILSPERKY on March 20, 2008, 03:31:04 AM
Nah, haha, I'm still very much a kid. :P
Title: Re: OH MY FUCKING GOD
Post by: Redpaige13 on March 20, 2008, 08:56:13 AM
Nevermid.  Her water didn't break, but the mucus membrane holding it did.  Her water should break withing a few weeks or so, maybe less.

I'm not going to talk to her until this whole retarded intercourse ing mess clears up between her and my step-mom.
I don't appreciate this one intercourse ing bit.
Title: Re: OH MY f***ING GOD
Post by: Cakeman on March 20, 2008, 09:09:41 AM
Yay! Congrats...on being an aunt! :) :P

EDIT: *looks at post above* Oh..well just wait a little longer! :)
Title: Re: OH MY FUCKING GOD
Post by: Syncopathic on March 20, 2008, 11:06:52 AM
Quote from: THEEVILSPERKY on March 20, 2008, 03:20:39 AM
I'm only 19.  My dad's mid-60's right now.  His current wife is 29 years younger than him.  My mom is in her 50's and within 10 years of my dad. @_@
and I thought my mom being 40 and my stepdad being 23 was bad... >_>
Title: Re: OH MY FUCKING GOD
Post by: Jono2 on March 20, 2008, 11:16:21 AM
this is how the cousin thing works:

my sibling is my brother.  obvious.

my dad's sibling's son is my cousin.

my grandfather's sibling's son's son is my second cousin.

my great grandfather's sibling's son's son's son is my third cousin.


now, to compare this in a situation that actually works,

my great grandfather's brother had a son who had a daughter, who is my friend, and is my third aunt (if she had kids, they would be my third cousin), and is also younger than me. :P


If you don't bother with once & twice removed poop, it's actually not that complicated.


Anyways, that's pretty cool.  congrats in advance on being an aunt! :P
Title: Re: OH MY FUCKING GOD
Post by: extraz on March 20, 2008, 01:29:56 PM
I always imagined being the cool uncle who rides a motorcycle and gets his nephew a tattoo on is 5th birthday....
Title: Re: OH MY f***ING GOD
Post by: Cakeman on March 21, 2008, 11:12:11 AM
Quote from: extraz on March 20, 2008, 01:29:56 PM
I always imagined being the cool uncle who rides a motorcycle and gets his nephew a tattoo on is 5th birthday....
Thats not cool...:|











IT's[spoiler]EPIC.[/spoiler]
Title: Re: OH MY f***ING GOD
Post by: Cecil_and_Kain on March 21, 2008, 11:26:02 AM
Quote from: THEEVILSPERKY on March 20, 2008, 03:20:39 AM
I'm only 19.  My dad's mid-60's right now.  His current wife is 29 years younger than him.  My mom is in her 50's and within 10 years of my dad. @_@
I believe that is what you call a dysfunctional family.
Title: Re: OH MY FUCKING GOD
Post by: Redpaige13 on March 21, 2008, 11:58:23 PM
She had the baby today.

Little Emily is 4 pounds, 11 ounces, and 16 inches.
Title: Re: OH MY FUCKING GOD
Post by: Syncopathic on March 22, 2008, 12:03:57 AM
Quote from: Redpaige13 on March 21, 2008, 11:58:23 PM
She had the baby today.

Little Emily is 4 pounds, 11 ounces, and 16 inches.

Is her middle name still Vampira?
Title: Re: OH MY FUCKING GOD
Post by: Redpaige13 on March 22, 2008, 12:08:12 AM
Quote from: Sceptile on March 22, 2008, 12:03:57 AM
Quote from: Redpaige13 on March 21, 2008, 11:58:23 PM
She had the baby today.

Little Emily is 4 pounds, 11 ounces, and 16 inches.

Is her middle name still Vampira?
Of course.

Everyones going to see her tomorrow, but I'm going to be the only one out of my family to see her.
My step-mom has basically been denied to see her, and my dad's too intercourse ing mad to go.
Title: Re: OH MY FUCKING GOD
Post by: Syncopathic on March 22, 2008, 12:13:14 AM
Quote from: Redpaige13 on March 22, 2008, 12:08:12 AM
Quote from: Sceptile on March 22, 2008, 12:03:57 AM
Quote from: Redpaige13 on March 21, 2008, 11:58:23 PM
She had the baby today.

Little Emily is 4 pounds, 11 ounces, and 16 inches.

Is her middle name still Vampira?
Of course.

Everyones going to see her tomorrow, but I'm going to be the only one out of my family to see her.
My step-mom has basically been denied to see her, and my dad's too intercourse ing mad to go.
That's the best middle name ever... why don't they let your Step-mom see her?
Title: Re: OH MY FUCKING GOD
Post by: Redpaige13 on March 22, 2008, 12:17:13 AM
Quote from: Sceptile on March 22, 2008, 12:13:14 AM
Quote from: Redpaige13 on March 22, 2008, 12:08:12 AM
Quote from: Sceptile on March 22, 2008, 12:03:57 AM
Quote from: Redpaige13 on March 21, 2008, 11:58:23 PM
She had the baby today.

Little Emily is 4 pounds, 11 ounces, and 16 inches.

Is her middle name still Vampira?
Of course.

Everyones going to see her tomorrow, but I'm going to be the only one out of my family to see her.
My step-mom has basically been denied to see her, and my dad's too intercourse ing mad to go.
That's the best middle name ever... why don't they let your Step-mom see her?
I know huh?  Imma be calling her "Little Vampi". 

Because they all think my step-mom is a gold digger, and that she was trying to dictate her life.  Which she isn't, and she wasn't.  We went to go visit her last night, and I went into the room and told her that my step-mom was in the Hallway, and asked if she could come in.  My friend said "I don't want her in here."

SO my step-mom is completely done with her, and it's intercourse ed up because she did A LOT for my friend.  And my dad's intercourse ing mad about this, so he's not going.
Title: Re: OH MY FUCKING GOD
Post by: Syncopathic on March 22, 2008, 12:25:29 AM
Quote from: Redpaige13 on March 22, 2008, 12:17:13 AM
Quote from: Sceptile on March 22, 2008, 12:13:14 AM
Quote from: Redpaige13 on March 22, 2008, 12:08:12 AM
Quote from: Sceptile on March 22, 2008, 12:03:57 AM
Quote from: Redpaige13 on March 21, 2008, 11:58:23 PM
She had the baby today.

Little Emily is 4 pounds, 11 ounces, and 16 inches.

Is her middle name still Vampira?
Of course.

Everyones going to see her tomorrow, but I'm going to be the only one out of my family to see her.
My step-mom has basically been denied to see her, and my dad's too intercourse ing mad to go.
That's the best middle name ever... why don't they let your Step-mom see her?
I know huh?  Imma be calling her "Little Vampi". 

Because they all think my step-mom is a gold digger, and that she was trying to dictate her life.  Which she isn't, and she wasn't.  We went to go visit her last night, and I went into the room and told her that my step-mom was in the Hallway, and asked if she could come in.  My friend said "I don't want her in here."

SO my step-mom is completely done with her, and it's intercourse ed up because she did A LOT for my friend.  And my dad's intercourse ing mad about this, so he's not going.

That sucks...

Regardless of what they think, they should at least let her see the baby once...
Title: Re: OH MY FUCKING GOD
Post by: Redpaige13 on March 22, 2008, 12:29:03 AM
Quote from: Sceptile on March 22, 2008, 12:25:29 AM
Quote from: Redpaige13 on March 22, 2008, 12:17:13 AM
Quote from: Sceptile on March 22, 2008, 12:13:14 AM
Quote from: Redpaige13 on March 22, 2008, 12:08:12 AM
Quote from: Sceptile on March 22, 2008, 12:03:57 AM
Quote from: Redpaige13 on March 21, 2008, 11:58:23 PM
She had the baby today.

Little Emily is 4 pounds, 11 ounces, and 16 inches.

Is her middle name still Vampira?
Of course.

Everyones going to see her tomorrow, but I'm going to be the only one out of my family to see her.
My step-mom has basically been denied to see her, and my dad's too intercourse ing mad to go.
That's the best middle name ever... why don't they let your Step-mom see her?
I know huh?  Imma be calling her "Little Vampi". 

Because they all think my step-mom is a gold digger, and that she was trying to dictate her life.  Which she isn't, and she wasn't.  We went to go visit her last night, and I went into the room and told her that my step-mom was in the Hallway, and asked if she could come in.  My friend said "I don't want her in here."

SO my step-mom is completely done with her, and it's intercourse ed up because she did A LOT for my friend.  And my dad's intercourse ing mad about this, so he's not going.

That sucks...

Regardless of what they think, they should at least let her see the baby once...
They're not going to.  And they ripped her heart out.  On the way home from the hospital last night she was sobbing. 
Title: Re: OH MY f***ING GOD
Post by: BOSSNIG on March 22, 2008, 05:12:41 AM
Quote from: Riosan on March 20, 2008, 03:20:45 AM
Quote from: Redpaige13 on March 20, 2008, 03:12:48 AM
That confused me for some reason. o.o;

wut

I'm a second cousin right now. I probably won't be anything else for some time, unless one of my friends has a kid and makes me the godfather.

Wow, me too, about the younger sister and whatnot.
Title: Re: OH MY f***ING GOD
Post by: Daft Pink on March 22, 2008, 04:59:10 PM
Quote from: THEEVILSPERKY on March 20, 2008, 02:37:25 AM
I'm a half-uncle myself.

My dad's previous marriage resulted in children who have grown up and had children of their own.

I came from one of my dad's later marriages (lol) and because my half-siblings had kids... I was a half-uncle at birth even. >_>

CONGRATS!

Emily Jamie Vampira eh?  Cool name. ;D
I'm a half uncle too. But I didn't become one until about 4 years ago, when I was 9.