MY FRIEND'S WATER BROKE!! SHE'S IN THE HOSPITAL RIGHT NOW!!!
I'M GOING TO BE AN AUNT!!!
...Yeah.
LITTLE EMILY JAMIE VAMPIRA IS COMMING!!! <33333333333
Nope. Nevermind. Just the Membrane broke. She's on her way home.
I swear to intercourse ing God I'm going to break this intercourse ing phone if I don't get a hold of Nicole at the Hospital..
I'm a half-uncle myself.
My dad's previous marriage resulted in children who have grown up and had children of their own.
I came from one of my dad's later marriages (lol) and because my half-siblings had kids... I was a half-uncle at birth even. >_>
CONGRATS!
Emily Jamie Vampira eh? Cool name. ;D
OH MY FUCKING GOD! I AM GOING TO KILL SOMEONE IF THEY DON'T PICK UP THE GOD DAMN PHONE!!
Quote from: THEEVILSPERKY on March 20, 2008, 02:37:25 AM
I'm a half-uncle myself.
My dad's previous marriage resulted in children who have grown up and had children of their own.
I came from one of my dad's later marriages (lol) and because my half-siblings had kids... I was a half-uncle at birth even. >_>
CONGRATS!
Emily Jamie Vampira eh? Cool name. ;D
Oh. You're dad's a Pimp! xD
<3
Not to many people appreciated the second middle name "Vampira".
Vampira is a sexy name. ^_^
And yes, go dad. >_>
What are we on now.. 4.. 5?
He had at least two marriages before the one I came from.. and at least one after my mom.. so.. at least 4.. maybe more.. I don't know. o_o;
I think I take after him in a few ways, haha.
I doubt I'm going to be anything other than a second cousin or, possibly, a godfater, seeing as how my only sister is younger than me.
Quote from: THEEVILSPERKY on March 20, 2008, 02:55:03 AM
Vampira is a sexy name. ^_^
And yes, go dad. >_>
What are we on now.. 4.. 5?
He had at least two marriages before the one I came from.. and at least one after my mom.. so.. at least 4.. maybe more.. I don't know. o_o;
I think I take after him in a few ways, haha.
..How old are you? o.O
Quote from: Riosan on March 20, 2008, 03:05:58 AM
I doubt I'm going to be anything other than a second cousin or, possibly, a godfater, seeing as how my only sister is younger than me.
That confused me for some reason. o.o;
Great. I get to tell my step-mom that she can't see the baby after she's born.
I love it when my friend puts me in these kinds of situations! I love being placed in a really uncomfortable situation between them, when I don't even want to be involved!
Thank you. Thank you SO much.
I'm only 19. My dad's mid-60's right now. His current wife is 29 years younger than him. My mom is in her 50's and within 10 years of my dad. @_@
Quote from: Redpaige13 on March 20, 2008, 03:12:48 AM
That confused me for some reason. o.o;
wut
I'm a second cousin right now. I probably won't be anything else for some time, unless one of my friends has a kid and makes me the godfather.
Quote from: THEEVILSPERKY on March 20, 2008, 03:20:39 AM
I'm only 19. My dad's mid-60's right now. His current wife is 29 years younger than him. My mom is in her 50's and within 10 years of my dad. @_@
Wow, you got my dad beat! lol
My step-mom's only 13 years younger than him.
I thought you were older than that!
Quote from: Riosan on March 20, 2008, 03:20:45 AM
wut
I'm a second cousin right now. I probably won't be anything else for some time, unless one of my friends has a kid and makes me the godfather.
I never understood all the "Second, Third, Fourth Cousin" stuff.
Quote from: Redpaige13 on March 20, 2008, 03:23:15 AM
I never understood all the "Second, Third, Fourth Cousin" stuff.
My uncle's daughter, my cousin, had a son 2 years ago. I'm his second cousin.
It's confusing, I know. D:
Quote from: Riosan on March 20, 2008, 03:24:41 AM
Quote from: Redpaige13 on March 20, 2008, 03:23:15 AM
I never understood all the "Second, Third, Fourth Cousin" stuff.
My uncle's daughter, my cousin, had a son 2 years ago. I'm his second cousin.
It's confusing, I know. D:
Very much so.. @.@;;
Nah, haha, I'm still very much a kid. :P
Nevermid. Her water didn't break, but the mucus membrane holding it did. Her water should break withing a few weeks or so, maybe less.
I'm not going to talk to her until this whole retarded intercourse ing mess clears up between her and my step-mom.
I don't appreciate this one intercourse ing bit.
Yay! Congrats...on being an aunt! :) :P
EDIT: *looks at post above* Oh..well just wait a little longer! :)
Quote from: THEEVILSPERKY on March 20, 2008, 03:20:39 AM
I'm only 19. My dad's mid-60's right now. His current wife is 29 years younger than him. My mom is in her 50's and within 10 years of my dad. @_@
and I thought my mom being 40 and my stepdad being 23 was bad... >_>
this is how the cousin thing works:
my sibling is my brother. obvious.
my dad's sibling's son is my cousin.
my grandfather's sibling's son's son is my second cousin.
my great grandfather's sibling's son's son's son is my third cousin.
now, to compare this in a situation that actually works,
my great grandfather's brother had a son who had a daughter, who is my friend, and is my third aunt (if she had kids, they would be my third cousin), and is also younger than me. :P
If you don't bother with once & twice removed poop, it's actually not that complicated.
Anyways, that's pretty cool. congrats in advance on being an aunt! :P
I always imagined being the cool uncle who rides a motorcycle and gets his nephew a tattoo on is 5th birthday....
Quote from: extraz on March 20, 2008, 01:29:56 PM
I always imagined being the cool uncle who rides a motorcycle and gets his nephew a tattoo on is 5th birthday....
Thats not cool...:|
IT's[spoiler]
EPIC.[/spoiler]
Quote from: THEEVILSPERKY on March 20, 2008, 03:20:39 AM
I'm only 19. My dad's mid-60's right now. His current wife is 29 years younger than him. My mom is in her 50's and within 10 years of my dad. @_@
I believe that is what you call a dysfunctional family.
She had the baby today.
Little Emily is 4 pounds, 11 ounces, and 16 inches.
Quote from: Redpaige13 on March 21, 2008, 11:58:23 PM
She had the baby today.
Little Emily is 4 pounds, 11 ounces, and 16 inches.
Is her middle name still Vampira?
Quote from: Sceptile on March 22, 2008, 12:03:57 AM
Quote from: Redpaige13 on March 21, 2008, 11:58:23 PM
She had the baby today.
Little Emily is 4 pounds, 11 ounces, and 16 inches.
Is her middle name still Vampira?
Of course.
Everyones going to see her tomorrow, but I'm going to be the only one out of my family to see her.
My step-mom has basically been denied to see her, and my dad's too intercourse ing mad to go.
Quote from: Redpaige13 on March 22, 2008, 12:08:12 AM
Quote from: Sceptile on March 22, 2008, 12:03:57 AM
Quote from: Redpaige13 on March 21, 2008, 11:58:23 PM
She had the baby today.
Little Emily is 4 pounds, 11 ounces, and 16 inches.
Is her middle name still Vampira?
Of course.
Everyones going to see her tomorrow, but I'm going to be the only one out of my family to see her.
My step-mom has basically been denied to see her, and my dad's too intercourse ing mad to go.
That's the best middle name ever... why don't they let your Step-mom see her?
Quote from: Sceptile on March 22, 2008, 12:13:14 AM
Quote from: Redpaige13 on March 22, 2008, 12:08:12 AM
Quote from: Sceptile on March 22, 2008, 12:03:57 AM
Quote from: Redpaige13 on March 21, 2008, 11:58:23 PM
She had the baby today.
Little Emily is 4 pounds, 11 ounces, and 16 inches.
Is her middle name still Vampira?
Of course.
Everyones going to see her tomorrow, but I'm going to be the only one out of my family to see her.
My step-mom has basically been denied to see her, and my dad's too intercourse ing mad to go.
That's the best middle name ever... why don't they let your Step-mom see her?
I know huh? Imma be calling her "Little Vampi".
Because they all think my step-mom is a gold digger, and that she was trying to dictate her life. Which she isn't, and she wasn't. We went to go visit her last night, and I went into the room and told her that my step-mom was in the Hallway, and asked if she could come in. My friend said "I don't want her in here."
SO my step-mom is completely done with her, and it's intercourse ed up because she did A LOT for my friend. And my dad's intercourse ing mad about this, so he's not going.
Quote from: Redpaige13 on March 22, 2008, 12:17:13 AM
Quote from: Sceptile on March 22, 2008, 12:13:14 AM
Quote from: Redpaige13 on March 22, 2008, 12:08:12 AM
Quote from: Sceptile on March 22, 2008, 12:03:57 AM
Quote from: Redpaige13 on March 21, 2008, 11:58:23 PM
She had the baby today.
Little Emily is 4 pounds, 11 ounces, and 16 inches.
Is her middle name still Vampira?
Of course.
Everyones going to see her tomorrow, but I'm going to be the only one out of my family to see her.
My step-mom has basically been denied to see her, and my dad's too intercourse ing mad to go.
That's the best middle name ever... why don't they let your Step-mom see her?
I know huh? Imma be calling her "Little Vampi".
Because they all think my step-mom is a gold digger, and that she was trying to dictate her life. Which she isn't, and she wasn't. We went to go visit her last night, and I went into the room and told her that my step-mom was in the Hallway, and asked if she could come in. My friend said "I don't want her in here."
SO my step-mom is completely done with her, and it's intercourse ed up because she did A LOT for my friend. And my dad's intercourse ing mad about this, so he's not going.
That sucks...
Regardless of what they think, they should at least let her see the baby once...
Quote from: Sceptile on March 22, 2008, 12:25:29 AM
Quote from: Redpaige13 on March 22, 2008, 12:17:13 AM
Quote from: Sceptile on March 22, 2008, 12:13:14 AM
Quote from: Redpaige13 on March 22, 2008, 12:08:12 AM
Quote from: Sceptile on March 22, 2008, 12:03:57 AM
Quote from: Redpaige13 on March 21, 2008, 11:58:23 PM
She had the baby today.
Little Emily is 4 pounds, 11 ounces, and 16 inches.
Is her middle name still Vampira?
Of course.
Everyones going to see her tomorrow, but I'm going to be the only one out of my family to see her.
My step-mom has basically been denied to see her, and my dad's too intercourse ing mad to go.
That's the best middle name ever... why don't they let your Step-mom see her?
I know huh? Imma be calling her "Little Vampi".
Because they all think my step-mom is a gold digger, and that she was trying to dictate her life. Which she isn't, and she wasn't. We went to go visit her last night, and I went into the room and told her that my step-mom was in the Hallway, and asked if she could come in. My friend said "I don't want her in here."
SO my step-mom is completely done with her, and it's intercourse ed up because she did A LOT for my friend. And my dad's intercourse ing mad about this, so he's not going.
That sucks...
Regardless of what they think, they should at least let her see the baby once...
They're not going to. And they ripped her heart out. On the way home from the hospital last night she was sobbing.
Quote from: Riosan on March 20, 2008, 03:20:45 AM
Quote from: Redpaige13 on March 20, 2008, 03:12:48 AM
That confused me for some reason. o.o;
wut
I'm a second cousin right now. I probably won't be anything else for some time, unless one of my friends has a kid and makes me the godfather.
Wow, me too, about the younger sister and whatnot.
Quote from: THEEVILSPERKY on March 20, 2008, 02:37:25 AM
I'm a half-uncle myself.
My dad's previous marriage resulted in children who have grown up and had children of their own.
I came from one of my dad's later marriages (lol) and because my half-siblings had kids... I was a half-uncle at birth even. >_>
CONGRATS!
Emily Jamie Vampira eh? Cool name. ;D
I'm a half uncle too. But I didn't become one until about 4 years ago, when I was 9.