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Title: This is just to make fun of someone
Post by: Redpaige13 on March 23, 2008, 04:28:34 PM
My step-mom bought a lawn mower.

This is our lawn:

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v104/Redpaige/032007_1352.jpg)

Just uh..  ignore the cone.  It's no longer there.  >.>
And I don't know how it got there.
Title: Re: This is just to make fun of someone
Post by: Tupin on March 23, 2008, 04:30:41 PM
Why...?

I'll lol even more if it's one of those push mowers. :D
Title: Re: This is just to make fun of someone
Post by: britneymahboy on March 23, 2008, 04:31:34 PM
What is she going to do with it?  Shave her vagina-y or something?

What a waste money.
Title: Re: This is just to make fun of someone
Post by: Redpaige13 on March 23, 2008, 04:31:57 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on March 23, 2008, 04:30:41 PM
Why...?

I'll lol even more if it's one of those push mowers. :D
Because it was apperantly a "good buy".

And it is a push mower.  
Title: Re: This is just to make fun of someone
Post by: Tupin on March 23, 2008, 04:33:11 PM
Quote from: Redpaige13 on March 23, 2008, 04:31:57 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on March 23, 2008, 04:30:41 PM
Why...?

I'll lol even more if it's one of those push mowers. :D
Because it was apperantly a "good buy".

And it is a push mower. 
I lol'd.
Title: Re: This is just to make fun of someone
Post by: Cecil_and_Kain on March 23, 2008, 04:35:52 PM
Plant some intercourse ing grass and at least show you care about your lawn.
Title: Re: This is just to make fun of someone
Post by: Redpaige13 on March 23, 2008, 04:37:53 PM
Quote from: Cecil_and_Kain on March 23, 2008, 04:35:52 PM
Plant some intercourse ing grass and at least show you care about your lawn.
We're trailor trash, we're not supposed to. <.<

We'll probably end up tearing all the grass out and replacing it with rocks, though.  "It's a desert out there!  Save water!!" bla bla bla...
Title: Re: This is just to make fun of someone
Post by: Cecil_and_Kain on March 23, 2008, 04:39:56 PM
Quote from: Redpaige13 on March 23, 2008, 04:37:53 PM
Quote from: Cecil_and_Kain on March 23, 2008, 04:35:52 PM
Plant some f***ing grass and at least show you care about your lawn.
We're trailor trash, we're not supposed to. <.<

We'll probably end up tearing all the grass out and replacing it with rocks, though.  "It's a desert out there!  Save water!!" bla bla bla...
Where do you even live?
Title: Re: This is just to make fun of someone
Post by: Redpaige13 on March 23, 2008, 04:41:52 PM
Quote from: Cecil_and_Kain on March 23, 2008, 04:39:56 PM
Quote from: Redpaige13 on March 23, 2008, 04:37:53 PM
Quote from: Cecil_and_Kain on March 23, 2008, 04:35:52 PM
Plant some f***ing grass and at least show you care about your lawn.
We're trailor trash, we're not supposed to. <.<

We'll probably end up tearing all the grass out and replacing it with rocks, though.  "It's a desert out there!  Save water!!" bla bla bla...
Where do you even live?
Las Vegas. 

Man, we're ALWAYS going to be in a intercourse ing drought, no matter WHAT we do!!  But apperantly the water situation here has gotten a lot worse.
Title: Re: This is just to make fun of someone
Post by: Tupin on March 23, 2008, 04:41:59 PM
Quote from: Redpaige13 on March 23, 2008, 04:37:53 PM
Quote from: Cecil_and_Kain on March 23, 2008, 04:35:52 PM
Plant some intercourse ing grass and at least show you care about your lawn.
We're trailor trash, we're not supposed to. <.<

We'll probably end up tearing all the grass out and replacing it with rocks, though.  "It's a desert out there!  Save water!!" bla bla bla...
Fill up gallons full of water and dump them on the ground.

Also, run the shower for hours at a time and rig your faucets to leak.

Just for lulz. :P
Title: Re: This is just to make fun of someone
Post by: えっちーせんぱい on March 23, 2008, 04:42:24 PM
Quote from: Redpaige13 on March 23, 2008, 04:37:53 PM
Quote from: Cecil_and_Kain on March 23, 2008, 04:35:52 PM
Plant some intercourse ing grass and at least show you care about your lawn.
We're trailor trash, we're not supposed to. <.<

We'll probably end up tearing all the grass out and replacing it with rocks, though.  "It's a desert out there!  Save water!!" bla bla bla...
Blah.
Title: Re: This is just to make fun of someone
Post by: Redpaige13 on March 23, 2008, 04:43:14 PM
Quote from: Blaziken on March 23, 2008, 04:42:24 PM
Quote from: Redpaige13 on March 23, 2008, 04:37:53 PM
Quote from: Cecil_and_Kain on March 23, 2008, 04:35:52 PM
Plant some intercourse ing grass and at least show you care about your lawn.
We're trailor trash, we're not supposed to. <.<

We'll probably end up tearing all the grass out and replacing it with rocks, though.  "It's a desert out there!  Save water!!" bla bla bla...
Blah.
I know huh!!

Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on March 23, 2008, 04:41:59 PM
Fill up gallons full of water and dump them on the ground.

Also, run the shower for hours at a time and rig your faucets to leak.

Just for lulz. :P
We'd get fined for that. xD
Title: Re: This is just to make fun of someone
Post by: Cecil_and_Kain on March 23, 2008, 04:43:23 PM
Quote from: Redpaige13 on March 23, 2008, 04:41:52 PM
Quote from: Cecil_and_Kain on March 23, 2008, 04:39:56 PM
Quote from: Redpaige13 on March 23, 2008, 04:37:53 PM
Quote from: Cecil_and_Kain on March 23, 2008, 04:35:52 PM
Plant some f***ing grass and at least show you care about your lawn.
We're trailor trash, we're not supposed to. <.<

We'll probably end up tearing all the grass out and replacing it with rocks, though.  "It's a desert out there!  Save water!!" bla bla bla...
Where do you even live?
Las Vegas. 

Man, we're ALWAYS going to be in a f***ing drought, no matter WHAT we do!!  But apperantly the water situation here has gotten a lot worse.
You need to move somewhere that isn't miserably hot.
Title: Re: This is just to make fun of someone
Post by: Tupin on March 23, 2008, 04:45:08 PM
Quote from: Redpaige13 on March 23, 2008, 04:43:14 PM
Quote from: Blaziken on March 23, 2008, 04:42:24 PM
Quote from: Redpaige13 on March 23, 2008, 04:37:53 PM
Quote from: Cecil_and_Kain on March 23, 2008, 04:35:52 PM
Plant some intercourse ing grass and at least show you care about your lawn.
We're trailor trash, we're not supposed to. <.<

We'll probably end up tearing all the grass out and replacing it with rocks, though.  "It's a desert out there!  Save water!!" bla bla bla...
Blah.
I know huh!!

Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on March 23, 2008, 04:41:59 PM
Fill up gallons full of water and dump them on the ground.

Also, run the shower for hours at a time and rig your faucets to leak.

Just for lulz. :P
We'd get fined for that. xD
That's what you get for living in the desert. :-\
Title: Re: This is just to make fun of someone
Post by: Redpaige13 on March 23, 2008, 04:46:28 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on March 23, 2008, 04:45:08 PM
That's what you get for living in the desert. :-\
It's still fun to cook an egg and boil water on the street, though. >.>
Title: Re: This is just to make fun of someone
Post by: Tupin on March 23, 2008, 04:50:13 PM
Quote from: Redpaige13 on March 23, 2008, 04:46:28 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on March 23, 2008, 04:45:08 PM
That's what you get for living in the desert. :-\
It's still fun to cook an egg and boil water on the street, though. >.>
I can cook an egg on the blacktop during the hottest days of Summer because it reaches around 140 degrees on the pavement.

I could also put out a glass of water and have it freeze within an hour during the winter.
Title: Re: This is just to make fun of someone
Post by: Cecil_and_Kain on March 23, 2008, 04:54:33 PM
Quote from: Redpaige13 on March 23, 2008, 04:46:28 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on March 23, 2008, 04:45:08 PM
That's what you get for living in the desert. :-\
It's still fun to cook an egg and boil water on the street, though. >.>
Can you cook a frozen pizza?
Title: Re: This is just to make fun of someone
Post by: Jono2 on March 23, 2008, 05:00:52 PM
Quote from: Redpaige13 on March 23, 2008, 04:46:28 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on March 23, 2008, 04:45:08 PM
That's what you get for living in the desert. :-\
It's still fun to cook an egg and boil water on the street, though. >.>

hey, we can do that here!


once every 10 years or so



on asphalt

>_>
Title: Re: This is just to make fun of someone
Post by: Cakeman on March 23, 2008, 05:12:03 PM
:D I can see your step-mom is really good at investing on things...also...whats the cone for :P
Title: Re: This is just to make fun of someone
Post by: Redpaige13 on March 23, 2008, 05:24:54 PM
Quote from: Cakeman on March 23, 2008, 05:12:03 PM
:D I can see your step-mom is really good at investing on things...also...whats the cone for :P
I...  I really don't know why she bought it. 
Someone threw it in our yard. <.< 

Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on March 23, 2008, 04:50:13 PM
I can cook an egg on the blacktop during the hottest days of Summer because it reaches around 140 degrees on the pavement.

I could also put out a glass of water and have it freeze within an hour during the winter.
Damn.  It doesn't get that cold here.
Title: Re: This is just to make fun of someone
Post by: Tupin on March 23, 2008, 05:39:42 PM
Quote from: Redpaige13 on March 23, 2008, 05:24:54 PM
Quote from: Cakeman on March 23, 2008, 05:12:03 PM
:D I can see your step-mom is really good at investing on things...also...whats the cone for :P
I...  I really don't know why she bought it. 
Someone threw it in our yard. <.< 

Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on March 23, 2008, 04:50:13 PM
I can cook an egg on the blacktop during the hottest days of Summer because it reaches around 140 degrees on the pavement.

I could also put out a glass of water and have it freeze within an hour during the winter.
Damn.  It doesn't get that cold here.
We have REALLY hot summers and cold winters.

This year was especially cold.
Title: Re: This is just to make fun of someone
Post by: Cakeman on March 23, 2008, 06:01:05 PM
Quote from: Redpaige13 on March 23, 2008, 05:24:54 PM
Quote from: Cakeman on March 23, 2008, 05:12:03 PM
:D I can see your step-mom is really good at investing on things...also...whats the cone for :P
Quote
I...  I really don't know why she bought it. 
Someone threw it in our yard. <.< 

:D Hmmm...:P
Title: Re: This is just to make fun of someone
Post by: Tahrann on March 23, 2008, 06:01:43 PM
Quote from: Cakeman on March 23, 2008, 06:01:05 PM
Quote from: Redpaige13 on March 23, 2008, 05:24:54 PM
Quote from: Cakeman on March 23, 2008, 05:12:03 PM
:D I can see your step-mom is really good at investing on things...also...whats the cone for :P
Quote
I...  I really don't know why she bought it. 
Someone threw it in our yard. <.< 

:D Hmmm...:P


Methinks it is telling others to avoid that house...
Title: Re: This is just to make fun of someone
Post by: Jono2 on March 23, 2008, 07:21:14 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on March 23, 2008, 05:39:42 PM
Quote from: Redpaige13 on March 23, 2008, 05:24:54 PM
Quote from: Cakeman on March 23, 2008, 05:12:03 PM
:D I can see your step-mom is really good at investing on things...also...whats the cone for :P
I...  I really don't know why she bought it. 
Someone threw it in our yard. <.< 

Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on March 23, 2008, 04:50:13 PM
I can cook an egg on the blacktop during the hottest days of Summer because it reaches around 140 degrees on the pavement.

I could also put out a glass of water and have it freeze within an hour during the winter.
Damn.  It doesn't get that cold here.
We have REALLY hot summers and cold winters.

This year was especially cold.

todah marks the one week anniversary of me not having to plug in my car overnight.
Title: Re: This is just to make fun of someone
Post by: Tupin on March 23, 2008, 07:24:59 PM
Quote from: Jono2 on March 23, 2008, 07:21:14 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on March 23, 2008, 05:39:42 PM
Quote from: Redpaige13 on March 23, 2008, 05:24:54 PM
Quote from: Cakeman on March 23, 2008, 05:12:03 PM
:D I can see your step-mom is really good at investing on things...also...whats the cone for :P
I...  I really don't know why she bought it. 
Someone threw it in our yard. <.< 

Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on March 23, 2008, 04:50:13 PM
I can cook an egg on the blacktop during the hottest days of Summer because it reaches around 140 degrees on the pavement.

I could also put out a glass of water and have it freeze within an hour during the winter.
Damn.  It doesn't get that cold here.
We have REALLY hot summers and cold winters.

This year was especially cold.

todah marks the one week anniversary of me not having to plug in my car overnight.
Like I said, this was the first year I could do this.

Did I mention that we had 70 degree weather one day and 12 inches of snow the next?
Title: Re: This is just to make fun of someone
Post by: Linkman on March 23, 2008, 07:25:17 PM
XD
Title: Re: This is just to make fun of someone
Post by: Eizweir on March 23, 2008, 08:16:36 PM
You should move away from sin city, it's so... Sinful...
My family is trying to sell our house if interested :P
Title: Re: This is just to make fun of someone
Post by: Redpaige13 on March 23, 2008, 08:19:54 PM
Quote from: Marth Xero on March 23, 2008, 08:16:36 PM
You should move away from sin city, it's so... Sinful...
My family is trying to sell our house if interested :P
Nahh.

We like sin. :D
Title: Re: This is just to make fun of someone
Post by: Jono2 on March 23, 2008, 08:23:00 PM
Quote from: Redpaige13 on March 23, 2008, 08:19:54 PM
Quote from: Marth Xero on March 23, 2008, 08:16:36 PM
You should move away from sin city, it's so... Sinful...
My family is trying to sell our house if interested :P
Nahh.

We like sin. :D


we won't have you here in SE Manitoba. >_>


BLUE LAWS
GO TO CHURCH
NO SWEARING
Title: Re: This is just to make fun of someone
Post by: Redpaige13 on March 23, 2008, 08:23:58 PM
Quote from: Jono2 on March 23, 2008, 08:23:00 PM
Quote from: Redpaige13 on March 23, 2008, 08:19:54 PM
Quote from: Marth Xero on March 23, 2008, 08:16:36 PM
You should move away from sin city, it's so... Sinful...
My family is trying to sell our house if interested :P
Nahh.

We like sin. :D


we won't have you here in SE Manitoba. >_>


BLUE LAWS
GO TO CHURCH
NO SWEARING
ADULT NOVELTY STORES!!
STRIPPER JOINTS!!!
DRIVE-THRU WEDDINGS!!
Title: Re: This is just to make fun of someone
Post by: Friendly Hostile on March 23, 2008, 08:26:37 PM
Quote from: Redpaige13 on March 23, 2008, 08:23:58 PM
Quote from: Jono2 on March 23, 2008, 08:23:00 PM
Quote from: Redpaige13 on March 23, 2008, 08:19:54 PM
Quote from: Marth Xero on March 23, 2008, 08:16:36 PM
You should move away from sin city, it's so... Sinful...
My family is trying to sell our house if interested :P
Nahh.

We like sin. :D


we won't have you here in SE Manitoba. >_>


BLUE LAWS
GO TO CHURCH
NO SWEARING
ADULT NOVELTY STORES!!
STRIPPER JOINTS!!!
DRIVE-THRU WEDDINGS!!
Fuck, I need to move to Vegas.
Title: Re: This is just to make fun of someone
Post by: Jono2 on March 23, 2008, 08:27:25 PM
Quote from: Redpaige13 on March 23, 2008, 08:23:58 PM
Quote from: Jono2 on March 23, 2008, 08:23:00 PM
Quote from: Redpaige13 on March 23, 2008, 08:19:54 PM
Quote from: Marth Xero on March 23, 2008, 08:16:36 PM
You should move away from sin city, it's so... Sinful...
My family is trying to sell our house if interested :P
Nahh.

We like sin. :D


we won't have you here in SE Manitoba. >_>


BLUE LAWS
GO TO CHURCH
NO SWEARING
ADULT NOVELTY STORES!!
STRIPPER JOINTS!!!
DRIVE-THRU WEDDINGS!!

we just lifted the alcohol prohibition like, 30 years ago :|
Title: Re: This is just to make fun of someone
Post by: Redpaige13 on March 23, 2008, 08:28:24 PM
Quote from: Jono2 on March 23, 2008, 08:27:25 PM
we just lifted the alcohol prohibition like, 30 years ago :|
Wow.

Quote from: Friendly Hostile on March 23, 2008, 08:26:37 PM
Fuck, I need to move to Vegas.
;D
Title: Re: This is just to make fun of someone
Post by: Jono2 on March 23, 2008, 08:30:37 PM
Quote from: Redpaige13 on March 23, 2008, 08:28:24 PM
Quote from: Jono2 on March 23, 2008, 08:27:25 PM
we just lifted the alcohol prohibition like, 30 years ago :|
Wow.

i know, eh?  it's really bad :|

you can get detentions & poop for swearing... all incoming & outgoing communications in the school are monitored, and we have 0 security whatsoever in case of an emergency.  we just started attack/bomb drills this year. :|
Title: Re: This is just to make fun of someone
Post by: Redpaige13 on March 23, 2008, 08:32:14 PM
Quote from: Jono2 on March 23, 2008, 08:30:37 PM
Quote from: Redpaige13 on March 23, 2008, 08:28:24 PM
Quote from: Jono2 on March 23, 2008, 08:27:25 PM
we just lifted the alcohol prohibition like, 30 years ago :|
Wow.

i know, eh?  it's really bad :|

you can get detentions & poop for swearing... all incoming & outgoing communications in the school are monitored, and we have 0 security whatsoever in case of an emergency.  we just started attack/bomb drills this year. :|
...Wow. o.o
Title: Re: This is just to make fun of someone
Post by: Jono2 on March 23, 2008, 08:33:09 PM
Quote from: Redpaige13 on March 23, 2008, 08:32:14 PM
Quote from: Jono2 on March 23, 2008, 08:30:37 PM
Quote from: Redpaige13 on March 23, 2008, 08:28:24 PM
Quote from: Jono2 on March 23, 2008, 08:27:25 PM
we just lifted the alcohol prohibition like, 30 years ago :|
Wow.

i know, eh?  it's really bad :|

you can get detentions & poop for swearing... all incoming & outgoing communications in the school are monitored, and we have 0 security whatsoever in case of an emergency.  we just started attack/bomb drills this year. :|
...Wow. o.o

it's all the mennos' fault. :P

you know what the worst part of it is?


we recognize curling as a sport. :|
Title: Re: This is just to make fun of someone
Post by: Friendly Hostile on March 23, 2008, 08:33:47 PM
Quote from: Jono2 on March 23, 2008, 08:30:37 PM
Quote from: Redpaige13 on March 23, 2008, 08:28:24 PM
Quote from: Jono2 on March 23, 2008, 08:27:25 PM
we just lifted the alcohol prohibition like, 30 years ago :|
Wow.

i know, eh?  it's really bad :|

you can get detentions & poop for swearing... all incoming & outgoing communications in the school are monitored, and we have 0 security whatsoever in case of an emergency.  we just started attack/bomb drills this year. :|
And people wonder why I never want to live in the midwest.
Title: Re: This is just to make fun of someone
Post by: Jono2 on March 23, 2008, 08:34:38 PM
Quote from: Friendly Hostile on March 23, 2008, 08:33:47 PM
Quote from: Jono2 on March 23, 2008, 08:30:37 PM
Quote from: Redpaige13 on March 23, 2008, 08:28:24 PM
Quote from: Jono2 on March 23, 2008, 08:27:25 PM
we just lifted the alcohol prohibition like, 30 years ago :|
Wow.

i know, eh?  it's really bad :|

you can get detentions & poop for swearing... all incoming & outgoing communications in the school are monitored, and we have 0 security whatsoever in case of an emergency.  we just started attack/bomb drills this year. :|
And people wonder why I never want to live in the midwest.

manitoba = smack dab in the center of canada.

there's even a city called Landmark which is supposed to mark the center of canada.

but it's not.  they're about 5 kilometres off. :|
Title: Re: This is just to make fun of someone
Post by: Redpaige13 on March 23, 2008, 08:36:27 PM
Quote from: Jono2 on March 23, 2008, 08:33:09 PM
Quote from: Redpaige13 on March 23, 2008, 08:32:14 PM
Quote from: Jono2 on March 23, 2008, 08:30:37 PM
Quote from: Redpaige13 on March 23, 2008, 08:28:24 PM
Quote from: Jono2 on March 23, 2008, 08:27:25 PM
we just lifted the alcohol prohibition like, 30 years ago :|
Wow.

i know, eh?  it's really bad :|

you can get detentions & poop for swearing... all incoming & outgoing communications in the school are monitored, and we have 0 security whatsoever in case of an emergency.  we just started attack/bomb drills this year. :|
...Wow. o.o

it's all the mennos' fault. :P

you know what the worst part of it is?


we recognize curling as a sport. :|
I giggled. :B
Title: Re: This is just to make fun of someone
Post by: Jono2 on March 23, 2008, 08:39:14 PM
Quote from: Redpaige13 on March 23, 2008, 08:36:27 PM
Quote from: Jono2 on March 23, 2008, 08:33:09 PM
Quote from: Redpaige13 on March 23, 2008, 08:32:14 PM
Quote from: Jono2 on March 23, 2008, 08:30:37 PM
Quote from: Redpaige13 on March 23, 2008, 08:28:24 PM
Quote from: Jono2 on March 23, 2008, 08:27:25 PM
we just lifted the alcohol prohibition like, 30 years ago :|
Wow.

i know, eh?  it's really bad :|

you can get detentions & poop for swearing... all incoming & outgoing communications in the school are monitored, and we have 0 security whatsoever in case of an emergency.  we just started attack/bomb drills this year. :|
...Wow. o.o

it's all the mennos' fault. :P

you know what the worst part of it is?


we recognize curling as a sport. :|
I giggled. :B

then again, we do kinda produce the best curlers in the world. :P
Title: Re: This is just to make fun of someone
Post by: Redpaige13 on March 23, 2008, 08:41:57 PM
Quote from: Jono2 on March 23, 2008, 08:39:14 PM
then again, we do kinda produce the best curlers in the world. :P
I've only heard of Curling like.. 3 to 4 times in my life.

...How do you play it?
Title: Re: This is just to make fun of someone
Post by: Jono2 on March 23, 2008, 08:42:43 PM
Quote from: Redpaige13 on March 23, 2008, 08:41:57 PM
Quote from: Jono2 on March 23, 2008, 08:39:14 PM
then again, we do kinda produce the best curlers in the world. :P
I've only heard of Curling like.. 3 to 4 times in my life.

...How do you play it?

you know shuffleboard?
Title: Re: This is just to make fun of someone
Post by: Redpaige13 on March 23, 2008, 08:46:09 PM
Quote from: Jono2 on March 23, 2008, 08:42:43 PM
Quote from: Redpaige13 on March 23, 2008, 08:41:57 PM
Quote from: Jono2 on March 23, 2008, 08:39:14 PM
then again, we do kinda produce the best curlers in the world. :P
I've only heard of Curling like.. 3 to 4 times in my life.

...How do you play it?

you know shuffleboard?
...No. >.>
Title: Re: This is just to make fun of someone
Post by: Friendly Hostile on March 23, 2008, 08:58:02 PM
Quote from: Jono2 on March 23, 2008, 08:34:38 PM

manitoba = smack dab in the center of canada.

there's even a city called Landmark which is supposed to mark the center of canada.

but it's not.  they're about 5 kilometres off. :|
Still technically the Midwest.
Title: Re: This is just to make fun of someone
Post by: Jono2 on March 23, 2008, 08:59:16 PM
Quote from: Redpaige13 on March 23, 2008, 08:46:09 PM
Quote from: Jono2 on March 23, 2008, 08:42:43 PM
Quote from: Redpaige13 on March 23, 2008, 08:41:57 PM
Quote from: Jono2 on March 23, 2008, 08:39:14 PM
then again, we do kinda produce the best curlers in the world. :P
I've only heard of Curling like.. 3 to 4 times in my life.

...How do you play it?

you know shuffleboard?
...No. >.>

oh... uhh

well, curling is like

there's a long strip of ice.  each team gets 8 rocks.

at one end of the ice are the curlers' rocks and the bracket from which you push off from.  more on that later.  A bit further ahead is a circle with three rings around it.

go further down the ice and you get to a line.  this line is really close to the bracket.


now if you go to the other end of the ice, the pattern is exactly the same.  this is to conserve energy so that once you finish one "End" (a round) you don't have to lug the rocks back to the other end of the ice (because they're darn heavy and can cause major damage to something if they hit it).

So the point of the game is to push off of the bracket with your foot, with the rock in hand, and get as close to the "Button" (the circle) as possible.  you have to release the rock before you hit the first line, and it has to stop somewhere after the second line.  if it goes completely past the circles, it's also past the end line, which means that it's out of play.

but if you just keep trying to put rocks on the button, you won't win, because your opponent will be hitting your rocks with their rocks to get closer than you.  so it's necessary to set up guard rocks, which go between where the line is and where the circles begin.


it's called curling because if you turn your hand when releasing the rock, the rock will curl around things, namely other peoples' rocks. nobody ever throws a straight rock, because that's just stupid.  it always has a curl on it, because strangely enough, that's needed to keep the rock going straight.

also, there's pebble on the ice so that the rocks can grip.


on each team there are four members, a skip, a first, a second, and a third.  they throw in order of first to third, then skip, but the skip can choose to throw whenever they want.

when the first is throwing, both the second & third are sweeping (or not).

they sweep with "brooms", but they're not really brooms.  they're just like... I dunno what they're made of. o_O

the purpose of sweeping is to keep the rock going straight.  however, if you don't want this, you don't sweep.  I like not having to sweep, because it's alot of work.

the skip marks where they want the rock.

when the skip is throwing, the third marks where they want the rock, which is usually where the skip wants the rock.


To score, you have to be closest to the button at the end of an End (8 rocks for each team).  The team with the rocks closest gets points, but this is not always a good thing (will explain later).  Let's say the first team has the closest rock.  they get one point.  if they have another one that's closer than the second team's closest rock, they get two points instead of one.  however, if the second team's rock is the second closest rock, they only get one point.

"The Hammer" is the term for having the last throw on a given end, and is a big advantage to have.  you can clean the house (the circle & it's rings) with a properly placed shot, meaning that you have an opportunity to get more points than normal.  usually this isn't worth giving up for 1 measly point.


that's basically the gist of it.  sorry if that confused you. >_<

oh, people slide along the ice using "sliders", which are basically really slippery shoes that only really work on ice.
Title: Re: This is just to make fun of someone
Post by: Jono2 on March 23, 2008, 08:59:44 PM
Quote from: Friendly Hostile on March 23, 2008, 08:58:02 PM
Quote from: Jono2 on March 23, 2008, 08:34:38 PM

manitoba = smack dab in the center of canada.

there's even a city called Landmark which is supposed to mark the center of canada.

but it's not.  they're about 5 kilometres off. :|
Still technically the Midwest.

no, we're basically called just the west.  everyone in ontario considers themselves to be the center of the universe, and we're just "elsewhere".
Title: Re: This is just to make fun of someone
Post by: Tahrann on March 23, 2008, 09:02:47 PM
Quote from: Jono2 on March 23, 2008, 08:59:44 PM
Quote from: Friendly Hostile on March 23, 2008, 08:58:02 PM
Quote from: Jono2 on March 23, 2008, 08:34:38 PM

manitoba = smack dab in the center of canada.

there's even a city called Landmark which is supposed to mark the center of canada.

but it's not.  they're about 5 kilometres off. :|
Still technically the Midwest.

no, we're basically called just the west.  everyone in ontario considers themselves to be the center of the universe, and we're just "elsewhere".

You have it all wrong. Texas is the center of the universe and everyone else is "elsewhere".
Title: Re: This is just to make fun of someone
Post by: Jono2 on March 23, 2008, 09:03:37 PM
Quote from: Tahrann on March 23, 2008, 09:02:47 PM
Quote from: Jono2 on March 23, 2008, 08:59:44 PM
Quote from: Friendly Hostile on March 23, 2008, 08:58:02 PM
Quote from: Jono2 on March 23, 2008, 08:34:38 PM

manitoba = smack dab in the center of canada.

there's even a city called Landmark which is supposed to mark the center of canada.

but it's not.  they're about 5 kilometres off. :|
Still technically the Midwest.

no, we're basically called just the west.  everyone in ontario considers themselves to be the center of the universe, and we're just "elsewhere".

You have it all wrong. Texas is the center of the universe and everyone else is "elsewhere".


so I'm now in the mid-east?
Title: Re: This is just to make fun of someone
Post by: Tahrann on March 23, 2008, 09:04:48 PM
Quote from: Jono2 on March 23, 2008, 09:03:37 PM
Quote from: Tahrann on March 23, 2008, 09:02:47 PM
Quote from: Jono2 on March 23, 2008, 08:59:44 PM
Quote from: Friendly Hostile on March 23, 2008, 08:58:02 PM
Quote from: Jono2 on March 23, 2008, 08:34:38 PM

manitoba = smack dab in the center of canada.

there's even a city called Landmark which is supposed to mark the center of canada.

but it's not.  they're about 5 kilometres off. :|
Still technically the Midwest.

no, we're basically called just the west.  everyone in ontario considers themselves to be the center of the universe, and we're just "elsewhere".

You have it all wrong. Texas is the center of the universe and everyone else is "elsewhere".


so I'm now in the mid-east?

No, your on another planet. Like I said, Texas is the center of the universe :P
Title: Re: This is just to make fun of someone
Post by: Hero_Of_Time1 on March 23, 2008, 09:14:57 PM
I don't get your joke. Is it going to be some Mexican joke when I get home? D:
Title: Re: This is just to make fun of someone
Post by: Tahrann on March 23, 2008, 09:16:14 PM
Quote from: Hero_Of_Time1 on March 23, 2008, 09:14:57 PM
I don't get your joke. Is it going to be some Mexican joke when I get home? D:

Wut? A mexican joke? Naw. Just bein stupid.

You know, Texas is the size of a small planet...
Title: Re: This is just to make fun of someone
Post by: Hero_Of_Time1 on March 23, 2008, 09:21:53 PM
Quote from: Tahrann on March 23, 2008, 09:16:14 PM
Quote from: Hero_Of_Time1 on March 23, 2008, 09:14:57 PM
I don't get your joke. Is it going to be some Mexican joke when I get home? D:

Wut? A mexican joke? Naw. Just bein stupid.

You know, Texas is the size of a small planet...
No, not that. No one cares about Texas. :P
I was talking to Red.
Title: Re: This is just to make fun of someone
Post by: Tahrann on March 23, 2008, 09:22:35 PM
Quote from: Hero_Of_Time1 on March 23, 2008, 09:21:53 PM
Quote from: Tahrann on March 23, 2008, 09:16:14 PM
Quote from: Hero_Of_Time1 on March 23, 2008, 09:14:57 PM
I don't get your joke. Is it going to be some Mexican joke when I get home? D:

Wut? A mexican joke? Naw. Just bein stupid.

You know, Texas is the size of a small planet...
No, not that. No one cares about Texas. :P
I was talking to Red.

NOOOOOOO! BLASPHEMER!!! XD
Title: Re: This is just to make fun of someone
Post by: Redpaige13 on March 23, 2008, 09:29:00 PM
Quote from: Hero_Of_Time1 on March 23, 2008, 09:14:57 PM
I don't get your joke. Is it going to be some Mexican joke when I get home? D:
Does everything have to be a Mexican joke to you?
Title: Re: This is just to make fun of someone
Post by: Tahrann on March 23, 2008, 09:29:48 PM
Quote from: Redpaige13 on March 23, 2008, 09:29:00 PM
Quote from: Hero_Of_Time1 on March 23, 2008, 09:14:57 PM
I don't get your joke. Is it going to be some Mexican joke when I get home? D:
Does everything have to be a Mexican joke to you?

Taco...
Title: Re: This is just to make fun of someone
Post by: Redpaige13 on March 23, 2008, 09:31:03 PM
Quote from: Tahrann on March 23, 2008, 09:29:48 PM
Quote from: Redpaige13 on March 23, 2008, 09:29:00 PM
Quote from: Hero_Of_Time1 on March 23, 2008, 09:14:57 PM
I don't get your joke. Is it going to be some Mexican joke when I get home? D:
Does everything have to be a Mexican joke to you?

Taco...
...Flavored kisses. 
Title: Re: This is just to make fun of someone
Post by: Tahrann on March 23, 2008, 09:32:47 PM
Quote from: Redpaige13 on March 23, 2008, 09:31:03 PM
Quote from: Tahrann on March 23, 2008, 09:29:48 PM
Quote from: Redpaige13 on March 23, 2008, 09:29:00 PM
Quote from: Hero_Of_Time1 on March 23, 2008, 09:14:57 PM
I don't get your joke. Is it going to be some Mexican joke when I get home? D:
Does everything have to be a Mexican joke to you?

Taco...
...Flavored kisses. 

Ahhh... good ol South Park.
Title: Re: This is just to make fun of someone
Post by: Hero_Of_Time1 on March 23, 2008, 09:32:59 PM
Quote from: Redpaige13 on March 23, 2008, 09:29:00 PM
Quote from: Hero_Of_Time1 on March 23, 2008, 09:14:57 PM
I don't get your joke. Is it going to be some Mexican joke when I get home? D:
Does everything have to be a Mexican joke to you?
Yus. D: You don't like my Mexican jokes? ;_;

Quote from: Tahrann on March 23, 2008, 09:29:48 PM
Quote from: Redpaige13 on March 23, 2008, 09:29:00 PM
Quote from: Hero_Of_Time1 on March 23, 2008, 09:14:57 PM
I don't get your joke. Is it going to be some Mexican joke when I get home? D:
Does everything have to be a Mexican joke to you?

Taco...

BURRITO. CHACHAHCHACHAA.
Title: Re: This is just to make fun of someone
Post by: Friendly Hostile on March 23, 2008, 09:58:37 PM
Quote from: Tahrann on March 23, 2008, 09:02:47 PM
You have it all wrong. Texas is the center of the universe and everyone else is "elsewhere".
Texas is like Quebec.  Everyone hates them except for the people that live there.  They should just go form their own little poop country and make us all happy.
Title: Re: This is just to make fun of someone
Post by: Tahrann on March 23, 2008, 10:01:51 PM
Quote from: Friendly Hostile on March 23, 2008, 09:58:37 PM
Quote from: Tahrann on March 23, 2008, 09:02:47 PM
You have it all wrong. Texas is the center of the universe and everyone else is "elsewhere".
Texas is like Quebec.  Everyone hates them except for the people that live there.  They should just go form their own little s*** country and make us all happy.

Thattle happen if Clinton becomes president. But 10-to-1 that will never happen :|.
Title: Re: This is just to make fun of someone
Post by: Cecil_and_Kain on March 24, 2008, 05:34:01 AM
Quote from: Friendly Hostile on March 23, 2008, 08:33:47 PM
Quote from: Jono2 on March 23, 2008, 08:30:37 PM
Quote from: Redpaige13 on March 23, 2008, 08:28:24 PM
Quote from: Jono2 on March 23, 2008, 08:27:25 PM
we just lifted the alcohol prohibition like, 30 years ago :|
Wow.

i know, eh?  it's really bad :|

you can get detentions & s*** for swearing... all incoming & outgoing communications in the school are monitored, and we have 0 security whatsoever in case of an emergency.  we just started attack/bomb drills this year. :|
And people wonder why I never want to live in the midwest.
That's a general statement.
Title: Re: This is just to make fun of someone
Post by: Miiman56 on March 24, 2008, 06:04:24 AM
[spoiler](http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/5179/sul14tq1.jpg)[/spoiler]
Sonic Dissaproves :P
Title: Re: This is just to make fun of someone
Post by: extraz on March 24, 2008, 10:14:38 AM
some people will buy anything if the price is right.

like my mom buys these dumb board games when they are on sale....does anyone in my family ever open them?


nope...
Title: Re: This is just to make fun of someone
Post by: Talim on March 25, 2008, 09:37:06 AM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on March 23, 2008, 05:39:42 PM
Quote from: Redpaige13 on March 23, 2008, 05:24:54 PM
Quote from: Cakeman on March 23, 2008, 05:12:03 PM
:D I can see your step-mom is really good at investing on things...also...whats the cone for :P
I...  I really don't know why she bought it. 
Someone threw it in our yard. <.< 

Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on March 23, 2008, 04:50:13 PM
I can cook an egg on the blacktop during the hottest days of Summer because it reaches around 140 degrees on the pavement.

I could also put out a glass of water and have it freeze within an hour during the winter.
Damn.  It doesn't get that cold here.
We have REALLY hot summers and cold winters.

This year was especially cold.
Dun complain about cold winters. :(

This year we had a blizzard and it got around -40 degrees Celsius here.
Yeah..it was intercourse ing freezing. :(
Title: Re: This is just to make fun of someone
Post by: Jono2 on March 25, 2008, 02:56:02 PM
Quote from: Talim2004 on March 25, 2008, 09:37:06 AM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on March 23, 2008, 05:39:42 PM
Quote from: Redpaige13 on March 23, 2008, 05:24:54 PM
Quote from: Cakeman on March 23, 2008, 05:12:03 PM
:D I can see your step-mom is really good at investing on things...also...whats the cone for :P
I...  I really don't know why she bought it. 
Someone threw it in our yard. <.< 

Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on March 23, 2008, 04:50:13 PM
I can cook an egg on the blacktop during the hottest days of Summer because it reaches around 140 degrees on the pavement.

I could also put out a glass of water and have it freeze within an hour during the winter.
Damn.  It doesn't get that cold here.
We have REALLY hot summers and cold winters.

This year was especially cold.
Dun complain about cold winters. :(

This year we had a blizzard and it got around -40 degrees Celsius here.
Yeah..it was intercourse ing freezing. :(

lol, it got to -50 here one week

I win.

we had a week straight of -40... exam week to be precise, but they only cut one day of school out of it.