My friend wants me to watch an hour and a half long Dane Cook show.
what do i do
Roundhouse kick to the face.
Also, Monty Python.
Facepalm repeatedly and tell him Dane Cook is unoriginal.
Tell him the truth and say that watching him gives you diarrhea.
Either kill yourself, or kill your friend. D:
Like Redpaige said, report a murder. I know I'd kill a friend if he made me watch that.
Hire my team of mercenaries.
Good god people. He's not that bad.
There is this awesome word I love to use in situations like that.
NO
Quote from: Cecil_and_Kain on March 31, 2008, 05:02:52 PM
Good god people. He's not that bad.
We're on Nsider dude.
EXAGGERATION IS NECESSITY!
Quote from: LinkXLR on March 31, 2008, 05:21:16 PM
Quote from: Cecil_and_Kain on March 31, 2008, 05:02:52 PM
Good god people. He's not that bad.
We're on Nsider dude.
EXAGGERATION IS NECESSITY!
Uh-oh. I haven't been keeping up.
Just say "no".
"No, thanks"
There, answered.
Send a link to this thread to your friend.
Tell him that you can't because you're trying to perfect your skills in autofellatio.
He'll be so creeped out that he won't bug you for days, but because he'll feel awkwardly sorry for you and still feel the need to be your friend, he won't ignore you completely.
Win-win situation, especially if you actually do perfect those skills.
Stop staring at me.
Tell him you have a life. ;)