1. Has anyone ever walked in while you were masturbating
2. If no, do you think anyone knows/thinks_they_know you masturbate (that you didn't tell)?
No, and no, I try not to look at porn, seeing as how my computer is in the most populated room in the house.
The people in my head walk in on me all the time. It's not just me that's getting caught though, the people in their heads catch them masturbating all the time.
[spoiler]I never have and i don't know, probably.[/spoiler]
no, and no.
No..... >_<
No, no.
Quote from: JrDude on April 05, 2008, 08:12:54 PM
1. Has anyone ever walked in while you were masturbating
2. If no, do you think anyone knows/thinks_they_know you masturbate (that you didn't tell)?
1. No.
2. Definitly. Maybe that's why nobody has ever walked in on me. :-\
I've never been caught, but my friends know that I have a toy, so they know that I do masturbate.
If you can find someone that I HAVEN'T told, I'll give you one dime.
But I have been caught having sex. And that's all I'll say.
1. No. I don't masturbate.
2. See above.
3. YOU DON'T ASK THOSE QUESTIONS. That's what you do to get in a cell with a muscled gay man.
Quote from: Redpaige13 on April 05, 2008, 08:27:24 PM
I've never been caught, but my friends know that I have a toy, so they know that I do masturbate.
If you can find someone that I HAVEN'T told, I'll give you one dime.
But I have been caught having sex. And that's all I'll say.
My friend Herooftime. :P
Quote from: LinkXLR on April 05, 2008, 08:29:53 PM
1. No. I don't masturbate.
2. See above.
3. YOU DON'T ASK THOSE QUESTIONS. That's what you do to get in a cell with a muscled gay man.
1. Liar/little boy/thechnicly retarded
2. I saw it
3. So I assume you're the "muscled" gay man?
No and no.
Also, what is this, GovTeen?
So many close calls. And yes my mom probobly knows and dosnt care.
Uhh... My aunt walked in once when i was thinking about doing it, otherwise no. More or less my aunt thinks I'm too goody goody to do that type of thing. My uncle, well, probaly doesn't care.
No, and I think my brother might know.
But I don't want to find out. :B
Quote from: phatyo on April 05, 2008, 08:56:10 PM
So many close calls. And yes my mom probobly knows and dosnt care.
Same with me.
Quote from: JrDude on April 05, 2008, 08:34:59 PM
Quote from: LinkXLR on April 05, 2008, 08:29:53 PM
1. No. I don't masturbate.
2. See above.
3. YOU DON'T ASK THOSE QUESTIONS. That's what you do to get in a cell with a muscled gay man.
1. Liar/little boy/thechnicly retarded
2. I saw it
3. So I assume you're the "muscled" gay man?
See: Christian
I believe that gives me liberty to have credit.
And again, those aren't questions you ask.-_-
Quote from: LinkXLR on April 05, 2008, 10:08:40 PM
Quote from: JrDude on April 05, 2008, 08:34:59 PM
Quote from: LinkXLR on April 05, 2008, 08:29:53 PM
1. No. I don't masturbate.
2. See above.
3. YOU DON'T ASK THOSE QUESTIONS. That's what you do to get in a cell with a muscled gay man.
1. Liar/little boy/thechnicly retarded
2. I saw it
3. So I assume you're the "muscled" gay man?
See: Christian
I believe that gives me liberty to have credit.
And again, those aren't questions you ask.-_-
I'm a christian too. and anyway have credit for what? credit for masturbating? fill me in.
Quote from: JrDude on April 05, 2008, 10:10:42 PM
Quote from: LinkXLR on April 05, 2008, 10:08:40 PM
Quote from: JrDude on April 05, 2008, 08:34:59 PM
Quote from: LinkXLR on April 05, 2008, 08:29:53 PM
1. No. I don't masturbate.
2. See above.
3. YOU DON'T ASK THOSE QUESTIONS. That's what you do to get in a cell with a muscled gay man.
1. Liar/little boy/thechnicly retarded
2. I saw it
3. So I assume you're the "muscled" gay man?
See: Christian
I believe that gives me liberty to have credit.
And again, those aren't questions you ask.-_-
I'm a christian too. and anyway have credit for what? credit for masturbating? fill me in.
I suppose I had that in a wrong form.
Well, if you must have an explanation: I've seen porn, I get erections, but I don't masturbate.
And just to be clear I don't watch porn.
Quote from: LinkXLR on April 05, 2008, 10:12:40 PM
Quote from: JrDude on April 05, 2008, 10:10:42 PM
Quote from: LinkXLR on April 05, 2008, 10:08:40 PM
Quote from: JrDude on April 05, 2008, 08:34:59 PM
Quote from: LinkXLR on April 05, 2008, 08:29:53 PM
1. No. I don't masturbate.
2. See above.
3. YOU DON'T ASK THOSE QUESTIONS. That's what you do to get in a cell with a muscled gay man.
1. Liar/little boy/thechnicly retarded
2. I saw it
3. So I assume you're the "muscled" gay man?
See: Christian
I believe that gives me liberty to have credit.
And again, those aren't questions you ask.-_-
I'm a christian too. and anyway have credit for what? credit for masturbating? fill me in.
I suppose I had that in a wrong form.
Well, if you must have an explanation: I've seen porn, I get erections, but I don't masturbate.
And just to be clear I don't watch porn.
Haha liar
either that or you watch hentai.
Yes and Probably.
no one ever caught me because im like a ninja when i masturbate
Quote from: not famy on April 05, 2008, 10:26:47 PM
no one ever caught me because im like a ninja when i masturbate
So you use a cloud sperm dust as if it were a smoke bomb to sneak away?
Quote from: JrDude on April 05, 2008, 10:29:32 PM
Quote from: not famy on April 05, 2008, 10:26:47 PM
no one ever caught me because im like a ninja when i masturbate
So you use a cloud sperm dust as if it were a smoke bomb to sneak away?
and i shot ninja throwing sperm stars to kill them
No and yes, in that order.
Also, JrDude needs to shut it, because not everyone looks at porn, however unimaginable that sounds to you.
Quote from: Totla on April 05, 2008, 10:41:44 PM
No and yes, in that order.
Also, JrDude needs to shut it, because not everyone looks at porn, however unimaginable that sounds to you.
OMG BOOBS.
/facepalm
1. No, cause I'm not stupid.
2. Maybe.
Sweet Jesus.
Sometimes you guys give NS2 a run for their money with this stupidity.