Would you rather be shot on the spot, or have your balls cut off on the spot and guaranteed(SP?) to live for 100 more years?
Shoot me
Shot.
Shot
godjesus, why would anyone pick the other one?
Shoot me.
shoot...dur...
so not worth the other situation
Quote from: JrDude on May 10, 2008, 10:19:09 PM
Would you rather be shot on the spot, or have your balls cut off on the spot and guaranteed(SP?) to live for 100 more years?
It's absolutely no contest to me. I'd definately pick the latter.
If it weren't too painful on the spot I'd pick it without hesitation even if I didn't have anything to lose from declining it.
Quote from: bluaki on May 10, 2008, 10:28:03 PM
Quote from: JrDude on May 10, 2008, 10:19:09 PM
Would you rather be shot on the spot, or have your balls cut off on the spot and guaranteed(SP?) to live for 100 more years?
It's absolutely no contest to me. I'd definately pick the latter.
If it weren't too painful on the spot I'd pick it without hesitation even if I didn't have anything to lose from declining it.
aaaah big words.
*BANG*
Shot.
Like hell will I live without my nuts for a hundred years.
I'd rather be shot.
What's so great about living anyway?
Quote from: SUPERKOOL on May 10, 2008, 10:44:20 PM
I'd rather be shot.
What's so great about living anyway?
The great thing about living, is that men can make midgets be born by the pinch of their nipple.
i don't want to live to 117, drooling in a nursery home.
shoot me.
Quote from: JrDude on May 10, 2008, 10:19:09 PM
guaranteed(SP?) to live for 100 more years
What if I try to commit suicide? Would I be unable to until that 100 years is up?
Quote from: bluaki on May 10, 2008, 10:47:31 PM
Quote from: JrDude on May 10, 2008, 10:19:09 PM
guaranteed(SP?) to live for 100 more years
What if I try to commit suicide? Would I be unable to until that 100 years is up?
You'd fail.
So basicly you can become invincible.
What if you were shot in the balls?
Hm, either I die before reaching my desired age or I die after surpassing my desired age without my testicles? Well, quite simply put, I'd probably pick the later, it's not like they're doing any good as is.
And Bluaki, big shocker there.
Shot on Spot. I want kids if I'm living forever.
just Shoot me
Wait a minute.
Define "balls"
Balls as in just testicles, or are we including the penis here too?
I wouldn't want to live for more than 100 years. That's my fear.
Shoot me.
Shot if it meant death on the spot as well.
Depends on the life I will live and how many kids I have at that time.. But hmmmm.. Depends. People get their balls snip all the time..
just shoot me
It's impossible to live without balls. You'd be alive but still...
Get shot.
Quote from: JrDude on May 10, 2008, 10:19:09 PM
Would you rather be shot on the spot, or have your balls cut off on the spot and guaranteed(SP?) to live for 100 more years?
Depends on who guaranteed me and how much it would hurt.
Rather than that, <<<
Why the intercourse would I want to live until I'm 119? Even if my balls weren't cut off I'd still decline that second option.
Good lord just shoot me.
Quote from: JrDude on May 10, 2008, 10:49:13 PM
Quote from: bluaki on May 10, 2008, 10:47:31 PM
Quote from: JrDude on May 10, 2008, 10:19:09 PM
guaranteed(SP?) to live for 100 more years
What if I try to commit suicide? Would I be unable to until that 100 years is up?
You'd fail.
So basicly you can become invincible.
I'd become invincible?
So, I wouldn't age excessively in that timeframe either? I'd live a heathy, infertile life until that 100 years is over?
If not, it's definately not worth having to live another 100 years. If so, it might be worth having to live another 100 years for a healthy, less masculine life.
Doesn't it ruin the point of the thread that the second option has
two downsides to most people? You could make choice either be between having balls cut off and dying or between dying and having to live another 100 years, both would be more interesting.
Quote from: Olimar on May 11, 2008, 08:55:25 AM
Wait a minute.
Define "balls"
Balls as in just testicles, or are we including the penis here too?
...the penis is not round. Hopefully you can attest to this as well as I can.
I can't believe you would even ask such a stupid question. Learn your 3rd grade slang.
Quote from: Kazooie-Banjo on May 11, 2008, 02:34:04 PM
...the penis is not round. Hopefully you can attest to this as well as I can.
uh yeah it's more like a cylinder :B