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Title: We have a T-warning! :O:O:O:O
Post by: Eizweir on May 14, 2008, 06:38:18 PM
What should I do what should I do what should I do?
I'm going to die !!!!
... :|...
I can't believe there's Tornadoes here, another downside of moving, I guess :(
Title: Re: We have a T-warning! :O:O:O:O
Post by: Totla on May 14, 2008, 06:39:58 PM
Quote from: Marth Xero on May 14, 2008, 06:38:18 PM
What should I do what should I do what should I do?
I'm going to die !!!!
... :|...
I can't believe there's Tornadoes here, another downside of moving, I guess :(
get to the intercourse ing basement, dumbass
or hug the toilet
srsly
Title: Re: We have a T-warning! :O:O:O:O
Post by: Zovistograt on May 14, 2008, 06:41:55 PM
Quote from: Totla on May 14, 2008, 06:39:58 PM
Quote from: Marth Xero on May 14, 2008, 06:38:18 PM
What should I do what should I do what should I do?
I'm going to die !!!!
... :|...
I can't believe there's Tornadoes here, another downside of moving, I guess :(
get to the intercourse ing basement, dumbass
or hug the toilet
srsly
Totla speaks teh truth
Title: Re: We have a T-warning! :O:O:O:O
Post by: Lotos on May 14, 2008, 06:42:15 PM
Get your Pidgey out to use whirlwind against it lol.

Seriously, do as Totla says.  Go to your basement/cellar, go under the staircase/hold onto some stable pipes and stay AWAY from glass/windows.
Title: Re: We have a T-warning! :O:O:O:O
Post by: FruitFlow on May 14, 2008, 06:42:57 PM
Get to your underground basement unless you want a free ticket to whirlworld.
Title: Re: We have a T-warning! :O:O:O:O
Post by: Syncopathic on May 14, 2008, 06:43:48 PM
Clearly it's a smart idea taking the time to post here rather than taking shelter.
Title: Re: We have a T-warning! :O:O:O:O
Post by: Eizweir on May 14, 2008, 07:04:06 PM
Quote from: Totla on May 14, 2008, 06:39:58 PM
Quote from: Marth Xero on May 14, 2008, 06:38:18 PM
What should I do what should I do what should I do?
I'm going to die !!!!
... :|...
I can't believe there's Tornadoes here, another downside of moving, I guess :(
get to the f***ing basement, dumbass
or hug the toilet
srsly
I'm in a second story apartment

Quote from: Sceptile on May 14, 2008, 06:43:48 PM
Clearly it's a smart idea taking the time to post here rather than taking shelter.
Seeing as this is just a regular storm and it's the fifth time they've given a tornado warning in the last few months the risk is really low.  Plus they gave the warning to about half of Texas :|
Plus, if I die, nobody would really care except for my parents, I have no friends here.
Title: Re: We have a T-warning! :O:O:O:O
Post by: Totla on May 14, 2008, 07:07:20 PM
Quote from: Marth Xero on May 14, 2008, 07:04:06 PM
Quote from: Totla on May 14, 2008, 06:39:58 PM
Quote from: Marth Xero on May 14, 2008, 06:38:18 PM
What should I do what should I do what should I do?
I'm going to die !!!!
... :|...
I can't believe there's Tornadoes here, another downside of moving, I guess :(
get to the f***ing basement, dumbass
or hug the toilet
srsly
I'm in a second story apartment

Quote from: Sceptile on May 14, 2008, 06:43:48 PM
Clearly it's a smart idea taking the time to post here rather than taking shelter.
Seeing as this is just a regular storm and it's the fifth time they've given a tornado warning in the last few months the risk is really low.  Plus they gave the warning to about half of Texas :|
Plus, if I die, nobody would really care except for my parents, I have no friends here.
Then hug a toilet.
Toilets are sometimes the only things left when a house is completely destroyed.
Title: Re: We have a T-warning! :O:O:O:O
Post by: LinkXLR on May 14, 2008, 08:11:41 PM
Quote from: Totla on May 14, 2008, 07:07:20 PM
Quote from: Marth Xero on May 14, 2008, 07:04:06 PM
Quote from: Totla on May 14, 2008, 06:39:58 PM
Quote from: Marth Xero on May 14, 2008, 06:38:18 PM
What should I do what should I do what should I do?
I'm going to die !!!!
... :|...
I can't believe there's Tornadoes here, another downside of moving, I guess :(
get to the f***ing basement, dumbass
or hug the toilet
srsly
I'm in a second story apartment

Quote from: Sceptile on May 14, 2008, 06:43:48 PM
Clearly it's a smart idea taking the time to post here rather than taking shelter.
Seeing as this is just a regular storm and it's the fifth time they've given a tornado warning in the last few months the risk is really low.  Plus they gave the warning to about half of Texas :|
Plus, if I die, nobody would really care except for my parents, I have no friends here.
Then hug a toilet.
Toilets are sometimes the only things left when a house is completely destroyed.
Toilet hugging is the number one cause of toilet related deaths.
Title: Re: We have a T-warning! :O:O:O:O
Post by: Eizweir on May 15, 2008, 05:33:50 AM
The storm lasted about 10 minutes, I read my book through it.  It didn't sound like it was even close to being a Tornado.
Title: Re: We have a T-warning! :O:O:O:O
Post by: The Seventh on May 15, 2008, 05:37:51 AM
Here's a tip from an Iowan (Iowa is in Tornado Alley, a major place for Tornadoes).

Go to your basement, or a sturdy enclosed space.
STAY AWAY FROM WINDOWS.
It's preferrable if you are near sturdy piping.  There have been many pictures of a house destroyed by a tornado and the only thing left is either the bathtub or toilet.  If you use the bathtub, it's best if you put a mattress over your head.
If outside, go to a nearby ditch.
Title: Re: We have a T-warning! :O:O:O:O
Post by: Eizweir on May 15, 2008, 05:55:09 AM
Quote from: red7js on May 15, 2008, 05:37:51 AM
Here's a tip from an Iowan (Iowa is in Tornado Alley, a major place for Tornadoes).

Go to your basement, or a sturdy enclosed space.
STAY AWAY FROM WINDOWS.
It's preferrable if you are near sturdy piping.  There have been many pictures of a house destroyed by a tornado and the only thing left is either the bathtub or toilet.  If you use the bathtub, it's best if you put a mattress over your head.
If outside, go to a nearby ditch.
Ok, but I doubt there will ever be a Tornado though.
Title: Re: We have a T-warning! :O:O:O:O
Post by: The Seventh on May 15, 2008, 05:42:30 PM
Quote from: Marth Xero on May 15, 2008, 05:55:09 AM
Quote from: red7js on May 15, 2008, 05:37:51 AM
Here's a tip from an Iowan (Iowa is in Tornado Alley, a major place for Tornadoes).

Go to your basement, or a sturdy enclosed space.
STAY AWAY FROM WINDOWS.
It's preferrable if you are near sturdy piping.  There have been many pictures of a house destroyed by a tornado and the only thing left is either the bathtub or toilet.  If you use the bathtub, it's best if you put a mattress over your head.
If outside, go to a nearby ditch.
Ok, but I doubt there will ever be a Tornado though.
You know what they always say:
Hope for the best and prepare for the worst
AND
Forewarned is forearmed
AND
Never say never (you technically said never)...

Ah, yes, the wisdom there is out there.  Take this wisdom in, as it could really save you.
Title: Re: We have a T-warning! :O:O:O:O
Post by: BENELLISBE2 on May 15, 2008, 10:22:38 PM
come to my house!!! we dont get tornados
Title: Re: We have a T-warning! :O:O:O:O
Post by: Neku on May 15, 2008, 11:16:28 PM
Quote from: red7js on May 15, 2008, 05:42:30 PM
Quote from: Marth Xero on May 15, 2008, 05:55:09 AM
Quote from: red7js on May 15, 2008, 05:37:51 AM
Here's a tip from an Iowan (Iowa is in Tornado Alley, a major place for Tornadoes).

Go to your basement, or a sturdy enclosed space.
STAY AWAY FROM WINDOWS.
It's preferrable if you are near sturdy piping.  There have been many pictures of a house destroyed by a tornado and the only thing left is either the bathtub or toilet.  If you use the bathtub, it's best if you put a mattress over your head.
If outside, go to a nearby ditch.
Ok, but I doubt there will ever be a Tornado though.
You know what they always say:
Hope for the best and prepare for the worst
AND
Forewarned is forearmed
AND
Never say never (you technically said never)...

Ah, yes, the wisdom there is out there.  Take this wisdom in, as it could really save you.

^____________^
Title: Re: We have a T-warning! :O:O:O:O
Post by: ZGDK on May 16, 2008, 11:07:25 AM
It's called the basement. If you don't have a basement then what are you doing in an area with tornados?
Title: Re: We have a T-warning! :O:O:O:O
Post by: Doodle on May 16, 2008, 02:22:57 PM
I don't think there's ever been a big tornado here. Just little ones. One near the lake I'm by picked up a boat(just one of those little paddle boats) and it landed on a roof. The other destroyed a sign on a building.