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Generally Speaking => Power On => Topic started by: Redpaige13 on May 18, 2008, 07:00:55 PM

Title: Dead Bird
Post by: Redpaige13 on May 18, 2008, 07:00:55 PM
My neighbor's kids came over o show me something.

I was expecting them to show me their Pokemon cards or games, but instead they came to show me that they had caught a little baby bird. 

I didn't really say anything besides "Oh cool!" then sent them off their way, but I give the bird... 2 weeks to live. 

What do you guys think?  1 week?  'Cause there is no way in hell that the momma bird is going to take it back, and I really don't think those kids are even going to feed the bird, let alone their parents.
Title: Re: Dead Bird
Post by: Kilroy on May 18, 2008, 07:03:26 PM
I give him 11 minutes.
Title: Re: Dead Bird
Post by: Spam on May 18, 2008, 07:04:47 PM
1 day. Hey guys lets see if this birdie can fly. Cool! Okay. Do it! Then 3 seconds later... No the birdie stopped breathing!  
Title: Re: Dead Bird
Post by: SkyMyl on May 18, 2008, 07:12:05 PM
Negative 10 minutes.
Title: Re: Dead Bird
Post by: Tupin on May 18, 2008, 07:14:28 PM
It's probably already dead.
Title: Re: Dead Bird
Post by: Redpaige13 on May 18, 2008, 07:20:52 PM
God darn!  You guys are terrible. xD

But you guys are probably right.  Considering how all the bastard kids are here, that bird is probably already dead.
Title: Re: Dead Bird
Post by: Tupin on May 18, 2008, 07:25:08 PM
Quote from: Redpaige13 on May 18, 2008, 07:20:52 PM
God darn!  You guys are terrible. xD

But you guys are probably right.  Considering how all the bastard kids are here, that bird is probably already dead.
They probably fed it rice and then threw it out a window.
Title: Re: Dead Bird
Post by: Redpaige13 on May 18, 2008, 07:26:22 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on May 18, 2008, 07:25:08 PM
Quote from: Redpaige13 on May 18, 2008, 07:20:52 PM
God darn!  You guys are terrible. xD

But you guys are probably right.  Considering how all the bastard kids are here, that bird is probably already dead.
They probably fed it rice and then threw it out a window.
More than likely. 

Either that or they threw it against a wall.
Title: Re: Dead Bird
Post by: X9341 on May 18, 2008, 07:28:07 PM
Depends, are the kids retarded? If so, how retarded? Rate them on a scale of 1-10, 1 become not retarded, 10 being very retarded.
Title: Re: Dead Bird
Post by: Redpaige13 on May 18, 2008, 07:29:59 PM
Quote from: X9341 on May 18, 2008, 07:28:07 PM
Depends, are the kids retarded? How retarded, if so? Rate them on a scal of 1-10, 1 become not retarded, 10 being very retarded.
They're not really retarded, they're just...  how do you say...

A bunch of rotten bastards that you'd want to either hit with a car or a switch.

My neighbor's kids are probably the nicest out of the bunch. 
Title: Re: Dead Bird
Post by: Tupin on May 18, 2008, 07:31:36 PM
Quote from: Redpaige13 on May 18, 2008, 07:29:59 PM
Quote from: X9341 on May 18, 2008, 07:28:07 PM
Depends, are the kids retarded? How retarded, if so? Rate them on a scal of 1-10, 1 become not retarded, 10 being very retarded.
They're not really retarded, they're just...  how do you say...

A bunch of rotten bastards that you'd want to either hit with a car or a switch.

My neighbor's kids are probably the nicest out of the bunch. 
Then they probably just fed it rice.

It makes birds explode, you know.

That's why they throw bird seed at weddings now.
Title: Re: Dead Bird
Post by: Kilroy on May 18, 2008, 07:31:48 PM
Quote from: Redpaige13 on May 18, 2008, 07:29:59 PM
Quote from: X9341 on May 18, 2008, 07:28:07 PM
Depends, are the kids retarded? How retarded, if so? Rate them on a scal of 1-10, 1 become not retarded, 10 being very retarded.
They're not really retarded, they're just...  how do you say...

A bunch of rotten bastards that you'd want to either hit with a car or a switch.

My neighbor's kids are probably the nicest out of the bunch. 
Hit 'em with the good 'ol level 3 Cluster Rockets.

Does 125 damage AND stuns them!
Title: Re: Dead Bird
Post by: Redpaige13 on May 18, 2008, 07:33:10 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on May 18, 2008, 07:31:36 PM
Quote from: Redpaige13 on May 18, 2008, 07:29:59 PM
Quote from: X9341 on May 18, 2008, 07:28:07 PM
Depends, are the kids retarded? How retarded, if so? Rate them on a scal of 1-10, 1 become not retarded, 10 being very retarded.
They're not really retarded, they're just...  how do you say...

A bunch of rotten bastards that you'd want to either hit with a car or a switch.

My neighbor's kids are probably the nicest out of the bunch. 
Then they probably just fed it rice.

It makes birds explode, you know.

That's why they throw bird seed at weddings now.
They wouldn't do that.

They're not that nice to animals.
Title: Re: Dead Bird
Post by: X9341 on May 18, 2008, 07:33:36 PM
Quote from: Redpaige13 on May 18, 2008, 07:29:59 PM
Quote from: X9341 on May 18, 2008, 07:28:07 PM
Depends, are the kids retarded? How retarded, if so? Rate them on a scal of 1-10, 1 become not retarded, 10 being very retarded.
They're not really retarded, they're just...  how do you say...

A bunch of rotten bastards that you'd want to either hit with a car or a switch.

My neighbor's kids are probably the nicest out of the bunch. 
I give it one to two weeks.
Title: Re: Dead Bird
Post by: DIMENTIO1 on May 18, 2008, 07:34:18 PM
probably ate it by now
:P
Title: Re: Dead Bird
Post by: SkyMyl on May 18, 2008, 07:34:27 PM
If it was me wanting to abuse a bird...I would throw it at a wall, drop the cage on it, and shoot the dead body, but I'm not that cold-hearted. :)
Title: Re: Dead Bird
Post by: Tupin on May 18, 2008, 07:34:31 PM
Quote from: Redpaige13 on May 18, 2008, 07:33:10 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on May 18, 2008, 07:31:36 PM
Quote from: Redpaige13 on May 18, 2008, 07:29:59 PM
Quote from: X9341 on May 18, 2008, 07:28:07 PM
Depends, are the kids retarded? How retarded, if so? Rate them on a scal of 1-10, 1 become not retarded, 10 being very retarded.
They're not really retarded, they're just...  how do you say...

A bunch of rotten bastards that you'd want to either hit with a car or a switch.

My neighbor's kids are probably the nicest out of the bunch. 
Then they probably just fed it rice.

It makes birds explode, you know.

That's why they throw bird seed at weddings now.
They wouldn't do that.

They're not that nice to animals.
They killed it, no matter how.
Title: Re: Dead Bird
Post by: Redpaige13 on May 18, 2008, 07:35:50 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on May 18, 2008, 07:34:31 PM
Quote from: Redpaige13 on May 18, 2008, 07:33:10 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on May 18, 2008, 07:31:36 PM
Quote from: Redpaige13 on May 18, 2008, 07:29:59 PM
Quote from: X9341 on May 18, 2008, 07:28:07 PM
Depends, are the kids retarded? How retarded, if so? Rate them on a scal of 1-10, 1 become not retarded, 10 being very retarded.
They're not really retarded, they're just...  how do you say...

A bunch of rotten bastards that you'd want to either hit with a car or a switch.

My neighbor's kids are probably the nicest out of the bunch. 
Then they probably just fed it rice.

It makes birds explode, you know.

That's why they throw bird seed at weddings now.
They wouldn't do that.

They're not that nice to animals.
They killed it, no matter how.
I just want to beat the intercourse  out of these kids. 
Title: Re: Dead Bird
Post by: Friendly Hostile on May 18, 2008, 08:06:46 PM
This thread's title reminded me of the Calvin and Hobbes story arc about them finding a dead bird.  Too bad this thread isn't anywhere as cute or endearing as the arc.
Title: Re: Dead Bird
Post by: Redpaige13 on May 18, 2008, 08:10:21 PM
Quote from: Friendly Hostile on May 18, 2008, 08:06:46 PM
This thread's title reminded me of the Calvin and Hobbes story arc about them finding a dead bird.  Too bad this thread isn't anywhere as cute or endearing as the arc.
I've done my job well, then.
Title: Re: Dead Bird
Post by: extraz on May 19, 2008, 12:43:21 PM
man, birds have it rough.
Title: Re: Dead Bird
Post by: Shujinco2 on May 19, 2008, 01:05:57 PM
Actually, mother birds not taking back thier young after being near humans is a myth proven false.

http://snopes.com/critters/wild/babybird.asp

However, if the kids are to take care of them, I would say a week and a half. :-\
Title: Re: Dead Bird
Post by: Sgt.Chilly on May 19, 2008, 01:22:24 PM
2.3 seconds
Title: Re: Dead Bird
Post by: The Seventh on May 19, 2008, 04:03:57 PM
Quote from: TimeMage on May 19, 2008, 01:22:24 PM
2.3 seconds
I'll be more Optimistic and say 1.9 seconds.
Title: Re: Dead Bird
Post by: SkyMyl on May 19, 2008, 06:26:02 PM
I revise mine to...another day. Lord help him fly with a broken wing. Let's hope he can avoid falling into the coffee mug.
Title: Re: Dead Bird
Post by: Kilroy on May 19, 2008, 06:27:47 PM
Quote from: MasterYoungLink on May 19, 2008, 06:26:02 PM
I revise mine to...another day. Lord help him fly with a broken wing. Let's hope he can avoid falling into the coffee mug.
Or the Washington Monument.
Title: Re: Dead Bird
Post by: SkyMyl on May 19, 2008, 06:38:39 PM
Quote from: Olimar on May 19, 2008, 06:27:47 PM
Quote from: MasterYoungLink on May 19, 2008, 06:26:02 PM
I revise mine to...another day. Lord help him fly with a broken wing. Let's hope he can avoid falling into the coffee mug.
Or the Washington Monument.
If he gets far enough.
Title: Re: Dead Bird
Post by: Kilroy on May 20, 2008, 03:27:56 AM
Quote from: MasterYoungLink on May 19, 2008, 06:38:39 PM
Quote from: Olimar on May 19, 2008, 06:27:47 PM
Quote from: MasterYoungLink on May 19, 2008, 06:26:02 PM
I revise mine to...another day. Lord help him fly with a broken wing. Let's hope he can avoid falling into the coffee mug.
Or the Washington Monument.
If he gets far enough.
Maybe he'll get shot out of a cannon =|
Title: Re: Dead Bird
Post by: SkyMyl on May 20, 2008, 07:53:18 AM
Quote from: Olimar on May 20, 2008, 03:27:56 AM
Quote from: MasterYoungLink on May 19, 2008, 06:38:39 PM
Quote from: Olimar on May 19, 2008, 06:27:47 PM
Quote from: MasterYoungLink on May 19, 2008, 06:26:02 PM
I revise mine to...another day. Lord help him fly with a broken wing. Let's hope he can avoid falling into the coffee mug.
Or the Washington Monument.
If he gets far enough.
Maybe he'll get shot out of a cannon =|
Or strapped onto a rocket.
Title: Re: Dead Bird
Post by: Giga on May 21, 2008, 07:47:02 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on May 18, 2008, 07:31:36 PM
Quote from: Redpaige13 on May 18, 2008, 07:29:59 PM
Quote from: X9341 on May 18, 2008, 07:28:07 PM
Depends, are the kids retarded? How retarded, if so? Rate them on a scal of 1-10, 1 become not retarded, 10 being very retarded.
They're not really retarded, they're just...  how do you say...

A bunch of rotten bastards that you'd want to either hit with a car or a switch.

My neighbor's kids are probably the nicest out of the bunch. 
Then they probably just fed it rice.

It makes birds explode, you know.

That's why they throw bird seed at weddings now.

*points*

http://www.snopes.com/critters/crusader/birdrice.asp (http://www.snopes.com/critters/crusader/birdrice.asp)
Title: Re: Dead Bird
Post by: Shujinco2 on May 22, 2008, 08:24:16 PM
Quote from: Giga on May 21, 2008, 07:47:02 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on May 18, 2008, 07:31:36 PM
Quote from: Redpaige13 on May 18, 2008, 07:29:59 PM
Quote from: X9341 on May 18, 2008, 07:28:07 PM
Depends, are the kids retarded? How retarded, if so? Rate them on a scal of 1-10, 1 become not retarded, 10 being very retarded.
They're not really retarded, they're just...  how do you say...

A bunch of rotten bastards that you'd want to either hit with a car or a switch.

My neighbor's kids are probably the nicest out of the bunch. 
Then they probably just fed it rice.

It makes birds explode, you know.

That's why they throw bird seed at weddings now.

*points*

http://www.snopes.com/critters/crusader/birdrice.asp (http://www.snopes.com/critters/crusader/birdrice.asp)
Isn't that site just awesome? ^_^