My neighbor's kids came over o show me something.
I was expecting them to show me their Pokemon cards or games, but instead they came to show me that they had caught a little baby bird.
I didn't really say anything besides "Oh cool!" then sent them off their way, but I give the bird... 2 weeks to live.
What do you guys think? 1 week? 'Cause there is no way in hell that the momma bird is going to take it back, and I really don't think those kids are even going to feed the bird, let alone their parents.
I give him 11 minutes.
1 day. Hey guys lets see if this birdie can fly. Cool! Okay. Do it! Then 3 seconds later... No the birdie stopped breathing!
Negative 10 minutes.
It's probably already dead.
God darn! You guys are terrible. xD
But you guys are probably right. Considering how all the bastard kids are here, that bird is probably already dead.
Quote from: Redpaige13 on May 18, 2008, 07:20:52 PM
God darn! You guys are terrible. xD
But you guys are probably right. Considering how all the bastard kids are here, that bird is probably already dead.
They probably fed it rice and then threw it out a window.
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on May 18, 2008, 07:25:08 PM
Quote from: Redpaige13 on May 18, 2008, 07:20:52 PM
God darn! You guys are terrible. xD
But you guys are probably right. Considering how all the bastard kids are here, that bird is probably already dead.
They probably fed it rice and then threw it out a window.
More than likely.
Either that or they threw it against a wall.
Depends, are the kids retarded? If so, how retarded? Rate them on a scale of 1-10, 1 become not retarded, 10 being very retarded.
Quote from: X9341 on May 18, 2008, 07:28:07 PM
Depends, are the kids retarded? How retarded, if so? Rate them on a scal of 1-10, 1 become not retarded, 10 being very retarded.
They're not really retarded, they're just... how do you say...
A bunch of rotten bastards that you'd want to either hit with a car or a switch.
My neighbor's kids are probably the nicest out of the bunch.
Quote from: Redpaige13 on May 18, 2008, 07:29:59 PM
Quote from: X9341 on May 18, 2008, 07:28:07 PM
Depends, are the kids retarded? How retarded, if so? Rate them on a scal of 1-10, 1 become not retarded, 10 being very retarded.
They're not really retarded, they're just... how do you say...
A bunch of rotten bastards that you'd want to either hit with a car or a switch.
My neighbor's kids are probably the nicest out of the bunch.
Then they probably just fed it rice.
It makes birds explode, you know.
That's why they throw bird seed at weddings now.
Quote from: Redpaige13 on May 18, 2008, 07:29:59 PM
Quote from: X9341 on May 18, 2008, 07:28:07 PM
Depends, are the kids retarded? How retarded, if so? Rate them on a scal of 1-10, 1 become not retarded, 10 being very retarded.
They're not really retarded, they're just... how do you say...
A bunch of rotten bastards that you'd want to either hit with a car or a switch.
My neighbor's kids are probably the nicest out of the bunch.
Hit 'em with the good 'ol level 3 Cluster Rockets.
Does 125 damage AND stuns them!
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on May 18, 2008, 07:31:36 PM
Quote from: Redpaige13 on May 18, 2008, 07:29:59 PM
Quote from: X9341 on May 18, 2008, 07:28:07 PM
Depends, are the kids retarded? How retarded, if so? Rate them on a scal of 1-10, 1 become not retarded, 10 being very retarded.
They're not really retarded, they're just... how do you say...
A bunch of rotten bastards that you'd want to either hit with a car or a switch.
My neighbor's kids are probably the nicest out of the bunch.
Then they probably just fed it rice.
It makes birds explode, you know.
That's why they throw bird seed at weddings now.
They wouldn't do that.
They're not that nice to animals.
Quote from: Redpaige13 on May 18, 2008, 07:29:59 PM
Quote from: X9341 on May 18, 2008, 07:28:07 PM
Depends, are the kids retarded? How retarded, if so? Rate them on a scal of 1-10, 1 become not retarded, 10 being very retarded.
They're not really retarded, they're just... how do you say...
A bunch of rotten bastards that you'd want to either hit with a car or a switch.
My neighbor's kids are probably the nicest out of the bunch.
I give it one to two weeks.
probably ate it by now
:P
If it was me wanting to abuse a bird...I would throw it at a wall, drop the cage on it, and shoot the dead body, but I'm not that cold-hearted. :)
Quote from: Redpaige13 on May 18, 2008, 07:33:10 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on May 18, 2008, 07:31:36 PM
Quote from: Redpaige13 on May 18, 2008, 07:29:59 PM
Quote from: X9341 on May 18, 2008, 07:28:07 PM
Depends, are the kids retarded? How retarded, if so? Rate them on a scal of 1-10, 1 become not retarded, 10 being very retarded.
They're not really retarded, they're just... how do you say...
A bunch of rotten bastards that you'd want to either hit with a car or a switch.
My neighbor's kids are probably the nicest out of the bunch.
Then they probably just fed it rice.
It makes birds explode, you know.
That's why they throw bird seed at weddings now.
They wouldn't do that.
They're not that nice to animals.
They killed it, no matter how.
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on May 18, 2008, 07:34:31 PM
Quote from: Redpaige13 on May 18, 2008, 07:33:10 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on May 18, 2008, 07:31:36 PM
Quote from: Redpaige13 on May 18, 2008, 07:29:59 PM
Quote from: X9341 on May 18, 2008, 07:28:07 PM
Depends, are the kids retarded? How retarded, if so? Rate them on a scal of 1-10, 1 become not retarded, 10 being very retarded.
They're not really retarded, they're just... how do you say...
A bunch of rotten bastards that you'd want to either hit with a car or a switch.
My neighbor's kids are probably the nicest out of the bunch.
Then they probably just fed it rice.
It makes birds explode, you know.
That's why they throw bird seed at weddings now.
They wouldn't do that.
They're not that nice to animals.
They killed it, no matter how.
I just want to beat the intercourse out of these kids.
This thread's title reminded me of the Calvin and Hobbes story arc about them finding a dead bird. Too bad this thread isn't anywhere as cute or endearing as the arc.
Quote from: Friendly Hostile on May 18, 2008, 08:06:46 PM
This thread's title reminded me of the Calvin and Hobbes story arc about them finding a dead bird. Too bad this thread isn't anywhere as cute or endearing as the arc.
I've done my job well, then.
man, birds have it rough.
Actually, mother birds not taking back thier young after being near humans is a myth proven false.
http://snopes.com/critters/wild/babybird.asp
However, if the kids are to take care of them, I would say a week and a half. :-\
2.3 seconds
Quote from: TimeMage on May 19, 2008, 01:22:24 PM
2.3 seconds
I'll be more Optimistic and say 1.9 seconds.
I revise mine to...another day. Lord help him fly with a broken wing. Let's hope he can avoid falling into the coffee mug.
Quote from: MasterYoungLink on May 19, 2008, 06:26:02 PM
I revise mine to...another day. Lord help him fly with a broken wing. Let's hope he can avoid falling into the coffee mug.
Or the Washington Monument.
Quote from: Olimar on May 19, 2008, 06:27:47 PM
Quote from: MasterYoungLink on May 19, 2008, 06:26:02 PM
I revise mine to...another day. Lord help him fly with a broken wing. Let's hope he can avoid falling into the coffee mug.
Or the Washington Monument.
If he gets far enough.
Quote from: MasterYoungLink on May 19, 2008, 06:38:39 PM
Quote from: Olimar on May 19, 2008, 06:27:47 PM
Quote from: MasterYoungLink on May 19, 2008, 06:26:02 PM
I revise mine to...another day. Lord help him fly with a broken wing. Let's hope he can avoid falling into the coffee mug.
Or the Washington Monument.
If he gets far enough.
Maybe he'll get shot out of a cannon =|
Quote from: Olimar on May 20, 2008, 03:27:56 AM
Quote from: MasterYoungLink on May 19, 2008, 06:38:39 PM
Quote from: Olimar on May 19, 2008, 06:27:47 PM
Quote from: MasterYoungLink on May 19, 2008, 06:26:02 PM
I revise mine to...another day. Lord help him fly with a broken wing. Let's hope he can avoid falling into the coffee mug.
Or the Washington Monument.
If he gets far enough.
Maybe he'll get shot out of a cannon =|
Or strapped onto a rocket.
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on May 18, 2008, 07:31:36 PM
Quote from: Redpaige13 on May 18, 2008, 07:29:59 PM
Quote from: X9341 on May 18, 2008, 07:28:07 PM
Depends, are the kids retarded? How retarded, if so? Rate them on a scal of 1-10, 1 become not retarded, 10 being very retarded.
They're not really retarded, they're just... how do you say...
A bunch of rotten bastards that you'd want to either hit with a car or a switch.
My neighbor's kids are probably the nicest out of the bunch.
Then they probably just fed it rice.
It makes birds explode, you know.
That's why they throw bird seed at weddings now.
*points*
http://www.snopes.com/critters/crusader/birdrice.asp (http://www.snopes.com/critters/crusader/birdrice.asp)
Quote from: Giga on May 21, 2008, 07:47:02 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on May 18, 2008, 07:31:36 PM
Quote from: Redpaige13 on May 18, 2008, 07:29:59 PM
Quote from: X9341 on May 18, 2008, 07:28:07 PM
Depends, are the kids retarded? How retarded, if so? Rate them on a scal of 1-10, 1 become not retarded, 10 being very retarded.
They're not really retarded, they're just... how do you say...
A bunch of rotten bastards that you'd want to either hit with a car or a switch.
My neighbor's kids are probably the nicest out of the bunch.
Then they probably just fed it rice.
It makes birds explode, you know.
That's why they throw bird seed at weddings now.
*points*
http://www.snopes.com/critters/crusader/birdrice.asp (http://www.snopes.com/critters/crusader/birdrice.asp)
Isn't that site just awesome? ^_^