Snake:What's the deal with the raccoon flinging furniture?
The other person(forgot his name):That's Tom Nook. He was a shopkeeper in the games he was in,but watch out because he sold axes and nets.
Snake:Nets? Like butterfly nets?
The other person:Yes, but they really hurt. I'll leave you to decide what the axes do. *ends call*
Snake: 0_o
Other: Um, Snake?
Snake: What the heck is with this guy? He's 2-D!!!! He looks like a cartoon character!!!!!
Other: He is called Mr. Game and Watch. He is from a race which was one of the original creations by Nintendo. Although he is of a new Generation, he likes taking it "Old School."
Snake: Old School huh? Is that why he moves frame by frame?
Other: Yes it is.
Snake: God, that beeping is ANNOYING!
Other: I guess your going to have to deal with it Snake!
Snake: Or instead, maybe I should introduce some "New School" bullets into this "Old School" freak!
Other: Well, whatever you do, just watch out for his sausages! Also watch out for that pan of his, it's VERY hot!
Snake: He doesn't look to hard. But I can guarantee this; after THIS day is done, Mrs. Game and Watch isn't going to be too happy, I'll tell you that right now!
Other: Good luck out there Snake!
Snake: Whats this guys deal?
Other: He is named Ike. He is from the famed Fire Emblem series.
Snake: Why does he have blue hair?
Other: Most people in his universe have oddly coloured hair...
Snake: Why is he wearing a cape? Thinks he's Super man eh?
Other: Be careful Snake, his sword is blessed by thier universe's godess.
Snake: That won't be too much of a problem *loads missle launcher*
Other: Good luck snake....
Snake: What's with ther Penguin?
Other: That's King Dedede.
Snake: Kind of a stupid name, dontcha think?
Other: I guess it is! ANYWAY, I'm here to inform you that King Dedede is joining the Brawl.
Snake: What is he the king of ANYWAY?
Other: There is this place called Dream Land in which he rules over.
Snake: Ah, same place as that walking bubble gum wad!
Other: He's called Kirby, Snake! ANYWAY, Dedede is often a villin in the Kirby Series. His swollow attack is pretty fierce! Better stay away when he uses that! Also, his sliding technique is one to be feared!
Snake: So, he's a walking buffet?
Other: No, he spits you back out.
Snake: Well I'm not too sure I wanna LIVE if I'm covered with giant penguin saliva!
Other: Snake, this is NO time to get picky!
snake:wtf is this rat with electricity comin out of his cheeks?
other:thats pikachu
snake:is it a boy like yoshi?
other:IDK!!!!!!
snake:O RLY!
other:YA RLY!
pikachu:ZOMG NO WAI!!!!!
Snake: .............. who are you?
Sonic: I'm sonic the Hedgehog!
Snake: Good god..... am I the only person here who is normal?
Samus: I am....
Snake: NO YOU AREN'T!!!!!!!
Samus: okay okay, please don't hurt me.....
Snake: Who's the Blue furball?
Other: That's, um, Sonic the Hedgehog.
Snake: You seemed SURPRISED by this!
Other: Well, he technically is from Sega, first appearing on Sonic the Hedgehog. He's SUPPOSEDLY the fastest creature anywhere.
Snake: So, he's Third Party?
Other: Pretty much! If ANYTHING, this guy's speed is your worst enemy! Also, watch out for his spin attack! It has defeated MANY an enemy!
Snake: He won't be so fast with holes in his kneecaps!
Other: Remember Snake, no guns!
Snake: Hm. Oh well, my figthting style is SO much better than this blue punk! Before this day is done, this kid will be nothing more than roadkill!
Other: Snake, he's ONLY a Hedgehog!
Snake: Well then guess what I'M having for supper?
Quote from: Shujinco on October 02, 2007, 04:31:56 PM
Snake: Who's the Blue furball?
Other: That's, um, Sonic the Hedgehog.
Snake: You seemed SURPRISED by this!
Other: Well, he technically is from Sega, first appearing on Sonic the Hedgehog. He's SUPPOSEDLY the fastest creature anywhere.
Snake: So, he's Third Party?
Other: Pretty much! If ANYTHING, this guy's speed is your worst enemy! Also, watch out for his spin attack! It has defeated MANY an enemy!
Snake: He won't be so fast with holes in his kneecaps!
Other: Remember Snake, no guns!
Snake: Hm. Oh well, my figthting style is SO much better than this blue punk! Before this day is done, this kid will be nothing more than roadkill!
Other: Snake, he's ONLY a Hedgehog!
Snake: Well then guess what I'M having for supper?
I'm going to bump this.
Quote from: IAMTHEGAMER on October 02, 2007, 04:10:24 PM
snake:wtf is this rat with electricity comin out of his cheeks?
other:thats pikachu
snake:is it a boy like yoshi?
other:IDK!!!!!!
snake:O RLY!
other:YA RLY!
pikachu:ZOMG NO WAI!!!!!
lol nice. :D
snake is gonna pwn yoo all! :D
and the "other" guys is called coronel campbell iirc.
Quote from: MxKirby on October 02, 2007, 07:18:45 PM
Quote from: IAMTHEGAMER on October 02, 2007, 04:10:24 PM
snake:wtf is this rat with electricity comin out of his cheeks?
other:thats pikachu
snake:is it a boy like yoshi?
other:IDK!!!!!!
snake:O RLY!
other:YA RLY!
pikachu:ZOMG NO WAI!!!!!
lol nice. :D
snake is gonna pwn yoo all! :D
and the "other" guys is called coronel campbell iirc.
What do you think of mine?
Snake: Who's the anthropomorphic(sp?) fox?
Otacon: Thats Fox.
Snake: I know its a fox but whats its name?
Otacon: his name is uh....well Fox
Snake: hmmm not too creative eh?
Otacon: watch out, he has a lazer gun, and can use weird attacks like Fox Illusion and Fire Fox
Snake: eh I'm more of an IE person myself
Otacon:......what?
Snake: uh nothing.
*end Transmission*
Quote from: Avion-Finch on October 02, 2007, 07:28:46 PM
Snake: Who's the anthropomorphic(sp?) fox?
Otacon: Thats Fox.
Snake: I know its a fox but whats its name?
Otacon: his name is uh....well Fox
Snake: hmmm not too creative eh?
Otacon: watch out, he has a lazer gun, and can use weird attacks like Fox Illusion and Fire Fox
Snake: eh I'm more of an IE person myself
Otacon:......what?
Snake: uh nothing.
*end Transmission*
1. You spelled anthropomorphic correctly
2. His name will probably be introduced in full, Fox McCloud
3. Can that even be translated to Japanese? Fox's name stays as the English word in Japan...
4. Is Fox's Up+B move really called Fire Fox? :O
Quote from: Shujinco on October 02, 2007, 07:22:29 PM
Quote from: MxKirby on October 02, 2007, 07:18:45 PM
Quote from: IAMTHEGAMER on October 02, 2007, 04:10:24 PM
snake:wtf is this rat with electricity comin out of his cheeks?
other:thats pikachu
snake:is it a boy like yoshi?
other:IDK!!!!!!
snake:O RLY!
other:YA RLY!
pikachu:ZOMG NO WAI!!!!!
lol nice. :D
snake is gonna pwn yoo all! :D
and the "other" guys is called coronel campbell iirc.
What do you think of mine?
i like the ddd and kirby one, nice. :D
Quote from: MxKirby on October 02, 2007, 07:37:29 PM
Quote from: Shujinco on October 02, 2007, 07:22:29 PM
Quote from: MxKirby on October 02, 2007, 07:18:45 PM
Quote from: IAMTHEGAMER on October 02, 2007, 04:10:24 PM
snake:wtf is this rat with electricity comin out of his cheeks?
other:thats pikachu
snake:is it a boy like yoshi?
other:IDK!!!!!!
snake:O RLY!
other:YA RLY!
pikachu:ZOMG NO WAI!!!!!
lol nice. :D
snake is gonna pwn yoo all! :D
and the "other" guys is called coronel campbell iirc.
What do you think of mine?
i like the ddd and kirby one, nice. :D
I know LOL.
Lucas
Snake:What's with the kid with the unimaginative outfit and the weird gravity-defying hair.
Other: That is Lucas. He is the star of the Japan-only Mother 3. Watch out for his psychic attacks.
Snake: *Takes out bazooka* Sure...
Other:Snake, you can't blow up a little kid!
Snake:Can I snap his neck?
Other:NO!
Snake: Oh, all right. *beats Lucas to a pulp*
Quote from: Avion-Finch on October 02, 2007, 07:28:46 PM
Snake: Who's the anthropomorphic(sp?) fox?
Otacon: Thats Fox.
Snake: I know its a fox but whats its name?
Otacon: his name is uh....well Fox
Snake: hmmm not too creative eh?
Otacon: watch out, he has a lazer gun, and can use weird attacks like Fox Illusion and Fire Fox
Snake: eh I'm more of an IE person myself
Otacon:......what?
Snake: uh nothing.
*end Transmission*
i love this one XDXD
does anyone like mine?
Snake: Who's the guy with the green getup?
Other: That is Link.
Snake: Link? Thats an odd name... Then again, he has pointy ears, so it kinda fits....
Other: Watch out snake! This guy is a force to be reckoned with!
Snake: What? he's going to whip me with the ploppy hat of his until I die?
Other: No his sword!
Snake: No problem *loads gun*
Other: you can't use guns Snake
Snake: Fine... i'll go snap his neck instead! ^_^
Snake: Who the f*** is that? And what's with the purple outfit?
Other: His name is Captain Falcon.
Snake: What's he the captain of, then?
Other: Well... I'm not sure.
Snake: Huh... He doesn't look so tough to me.
Other: Wait! Don't underestimate him!
Snake: Why? What can he do?
Other: He can-... well... drive a hovercar?
Snake: I thought as much.
End transmission.
Peach
AUX Call
press select
*click*
Snake: Colonel, what is that princess doing here? She shouldn't be fighting, all she does is get kidnapped!
Colonel: Snake, that's Princess Peach. She was kidnapped many times, but made her playable debut in Super Mario Brothers 2. She can attack by pulling turnips out of the ground and use golf clubs and tennis rackets.
Snake: So she uses...vegetables...and sporting goods?
Colonel: Well...her buttocks could be described as...explosive...
Snake: I didn't know you were into that kind of thing, Colonel.
Colonel: Er, no no! They literally are! She can actually attack you by ramming you with her lower region.
Snake: Hmph...sure...
End transmission.
LOL at the 2 before my post, the peach and captain falcon ones. :D
very funny. :D
Snake: What's that blob thing?
Other: His name is Kirby. He-
Snake: He!? But that thing is pink! Pink is for females!
Other: Well, he was born that way. And don't let the color fool you: he's a tough opponent, and if you get too close, he'll suck you up and copy your abilities.
Snake: A pink blob with a bazooka and grenades... that would be weird. I'll try to remember that.
End Transmission.
Snake: What's with the fungus growing a body?
Other: That, Snake is Toad.
Snake: So let me get this straight... He's a fungus that's growing a person who's named after an amphibian? Great...just great.
Oh and why does he always run from me?
Other: Toads are the royal guards for Princess Peach. Sadly, they're better at running away in fear than actually saving the princess.
Snake: This should be easy.
Anyone want mushroom for dinner?
Snake: WTH?! What's that giant electric rat?!
Other: I believe that is Pikachu.
Snake: Pikachu?!
Other: Yes, Pikachu, he uses electricity for attacks.
Snake: He looks yummy.
Other: Snake! Snake! Snaaaaaaaaaake! Focus!
Snake: Oh yeah ok.
Other: Good luck Snake.
Snake: I'm gonna eat that thing.
*Hangs up*
Other: Snake? Snake? SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE? I forgot to tell you to not eat it because you'll die from an electric shock. Oh well, there goes Snake. :|
Quote from: ZELDAWANTER on October 02, 2007, 08:42:58 PM
Peach
AUX Call
press select
*click*
Snake: Colonel, what is that princess doing here? She shouldn't be fighting, all she does is get kidnapped!
Colonel: Snake, that's Princess Peach. She was kidnapped many times, but made her playable debut in Super Mario Brothers 2. She can attack by pulling turnips out of the ground and use golf clubs and tennis rackets.
Snake: So she uses...vegetables...and sporting goods?
Colonel: Well...her buttocks could be described as...explosive...
Snake: I didn't know you were into that kind of thing, Colonel.
Colonel: Er, no no! They literally are! She can actually attack you by ramming you with her lower region.
Snake: Hmph...sure...
End transmission.
FUNNIEST FREAKING THING I EVER HEARD!
Snake: HOLY CRAP YOU NEVER TOLD ME A DRAGON WAS GONNA BE HERE!!!
Other: Snake that's Ridley one of Samus's many enemies.
Snake: BUT HE CAN FLY
Other: Just use homing missles
Snake: HE CAN SHOOT FIRE
Other: Nevermind Snake
Snake: HE'S TRYING TO EAT ME
*ends call*
AUX CALL
Press Select
Snake: Otacon, I've ran into some sort of...plumber.
Otacon: That's Mario, Snake. Be careful, he's the most well-rounded fighter you'll meet.
Snake: A plumber? Seriously? What's this guy do? Full moon me to death?
Otacon: Well, he can punch, kick, throw fireballs, swing a cape. He's really versatile. His most fearsome ability though...are his jumps.
Snake: ...
Otacon: ...
Snake: ...His jumps.
Otacon: Yes.
Snake: So, he's some sort of plumber who can jump really really high, land on me and somehow annihilate me?
Otacon: Well...Putting it that way...Oh! I forgot, there's something else he does!
Snake: Gee, I can bet it'll be amazing.
Otacon: He also uses his F.L.U.D.D. device to shoot water at his enemies.
Snake: ...Water?
Otacon: Yes.
Snake: I suppose I'll need my wet suit then...
End.
I'll start on some characters that are established to be in the game
(Pit)
Otacon: Snake whats your situation?
Snake: I'm being attacked by this young kid with Angel wings, he looks like he is hardly any older than a teenager. And is a bit of a pretty boy too...
Otacon: Snake... Are you in heaven?
Snake: I don't feel dead and I would think that if I am in heaven, I won't get attacked by someone like this kid!
Otacon: Well describe your surroundings please
Snake: It looks like I'm in some ancient ruins, looks kind of European too, I'll even send you a quick pic of the place and my opponent...
Otacon: Ah ha I heard of him, he is Pit. There isn't a lot of info I can find on him but I've heard on how he is quite prominent defender around these parts.
Snake: So I'm an intruder huh? I'll go ahead and try to straighten things out, later...
(Vs. Bowser)
Snake: Colonel what IS this thing?!
Colonel: From the information I can gather he is the king of the Koopas named Bowser. He is a large fire-breathing demonic hybrid of a dragon and a turtle. He can also grow into a beast thats substantially larger and vicious.
Snake: Great and if that thing can go metallic like how some of my other opponents can be then it'll practically be like another Metal Gear.
Colonel: True but see to it that it that this King doesn't do anything like that alright?
Snake: Gotcha...
(Vs. Pikachu)
Snake: Mei Ling what is this thing?
Mei Ling: Its a Pikachu, its an electric mouse Pokemon isn't it adorable?
Snake: I suppose though I wonder if it tastes good...
Mei Ling: SNAKE! How could you even think of doing such a thing?!
Snake: Easy Mei Ling I was just kidding! Honest!
Mei Ling: Though need I remind you that its an ELECTRIC mouse. Meaning that if you try that it will electrocute you.
Snake: Okay, okay I get the message...
Mei Ling: But still its very agile and its electric capabilities are strong so be careful Snake
Snake: Always, over and out...
I'll do more later...
what woulds snake say if he has to fight himself???
Quote from: WaterGod on October 03, 2007, 06:41:12 PM
what woulds snake say if he has to fight himself???
Now THAT would be interesting, but I suspect nothing would happen, guess we'll find out in 2 months.