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Title: ITT Whoreable Things That Have Happened To You
Post by: BOSSNIG on June 07, 2008, 07:10:34 PM
I went to the movies with my friend Thursday. We were going out of the theater and heading for Arby's when these two girls start talking to us. They said, "Hey, do you have $4. We need it to get in the movies." So my friend replied, "Sorry, I'm broke." Then we started to walk away when they said, "If we take you into the bathroom and get nude will you give us $4". We just stared out them for a bit and then as we were walking away my friend said, "If you did get nude I would still be broke."

Title: Re: ITT Whoreable Things That Have Happened To You
Post by: SkyMyl on June 07, 2008, 07:13:08 PM
Umm...nothing. >_>;

But if I remember something, I'll tell you. ;>__>;
Title: Re: ITT Whoreable Things That Have Happened To You
Post by: Miiman56 on June 07, 2008, 07:18:57 PM
Quote from: Darklink on June 07, 2008, 07:10:34 PM
I went to the movies with my friend Thursday. We were going out of the theater and heading for Arby's when these two girls start talking to us. They said, "Hey, do you have $4. We need it to get in the movies." So my friend replied, "Sorry, I'm broke." Then we started to walk away when they said, "If we take you into the bathroom and get nude will you give us $4". We just stared out them for a bit and then as we were walking away my friend said, "If you did get nude I would still be broke."


Shoulda went for it >.>;
I was asked repeatedly to have sex in the batheroom with some high-schoolers in 6th grade
Title: Re: ITT Whoreable Things That Have Happened To You
Post by: BOSSNIG on June 07, 2008, 07:21:27 PM
Quote from: Miiman56 on June 07, 2008, 07:18:57 PM
Quote from: Darklink on June 07, 2008, 07:10:34 PM
I went to the movies with my friend Thursday. We were going out of the theater and heading for Arby's when these two girls start talking to us. They said, "Hey, do you have $4. We need it to get in the movies." So my friend replied, "Sorry, I'm broke." Then we started to walk away when they said, "If we take you into the bathroom and get nude will you give us $4". We just stared out them for a bit and then as we were walking away my friend said, "If you did get nude I would still be broke."


Shoulda went for it >.>;
I was asked repeatedly to have sex in the batheroom with some high-schoolers in 6th grade
No, I'll save my virginity for when I'm an adult, most likely a married one. When I can handle having children.
Title: Re: ITT Whoreable Things That Have Happened To You
Post by: Redpaige13 on June 07, 2008, 07:23:19 PM
Hmm...  Can't seem to recall any whoreable events.

Though one time, when some guy on Fremont Street asked for a cigarette, he offered me some crack when I gave him one.
Title: Re: ITT Whoreable Things That Have Happened To You
Post by: ThePowerOfOne on June 07, 2008, 07:34:51 PM
Quote from: Redpaige13 on June 07, 2008, 07:23:19 PM
Hmm...  Can't seem to recall any whoreable events.

Though one time, when some guy on Fremont Street asked for a cigarette, he offered me some crack when I gave him one.
You should have taken it and sold it to some crack head who would have paid a lot for it :P
Title: Re: ITT Whoreable Things That Have Happened To You
Post by: Redpaige13 on June 07, 2008, 07:42:01 PM
Quote from: Phaze on June 07, 2008, 07:34:51 PM
Quote from: Redpaige13 on June 07, 2008, 07:23:19 PM
Hmm...  Can't seem to recall any whoreable events.

Though one time, when some guy on Fremont Street asked for a cigarette, he offered me some crack when I gave him one.
You should have taken it and sold it to some crack head who would have paid a lot for it :P
Oh, God I know.  That's what everyone was saying. 

Could of made some extra cash..
Title: Re: ITT Whoreable Things That Have Happened To You
Post by: えっちーせんぱい on June 07, 2008, 07:43:47 PM
Uhh..
Title: Re: ITT Whoreable Things That Have Happened To You
Post by: LinkXLR on June 07, 2008, 07:47:23 PM
No one wants to whore theirselves to me. ;_;


wait thats a good thing
Title: Re: ITT Whoreable Things That Have Happened To You
Post by: ThePowerOfOne on June 07, 2008, 08:20:35 PM
Quote from: Redpaige13 on June 07, 2008, 07:42:01 PM
Quote from: Phaze on June 07, 2008, 07:34:51 PM
Quote from: Redpaige13 on June 07, 2008, 07:23:19 PM
Hmm...  Can't seem to recall any whoreable events.

Though one time, when some guy on Fremont Street asked for a cigarette, he offered me some crack when I gave him one.
You should have taken it and sold it to some crack head who would have paid a lot for it :P
Oh, God I know.  That's what everyone was saying. 

Could of made some extra cash..
Some?

You could have made a poopload! Wish a hobo would ask me for a cigarette in exchange for some crack... >_>
Title: Re: ITT Whoreable Things That Have Happened To You
Post by: Nayrman on June 07, 2008, 08:22:57 PM
Well, I did have one really awkward moment in 9th grade. (I must be high for sharing this X_X;;)
I suppose one girl (sorta cute at the time, but turned into one of those "ninnyy" girls come senior year)
wanted to know why I was so shy and all of these "personal" questions while basically clingingherslef to me.
Basically I got a good view of her "anatomy", and she let herslef get "accidentally" touched in the rear.
Really wierd and very uncomfortable and never really talked to her again X_X;;
Title: Re: ITT Whoreable Things That Have Happened To You
Post by: Triforceman22 on June 07, 2008, 11:03:08 PM
nope.....

I r uglay... DX

*cries in corner for 3 hours*
Title: Re: ITT Whoreable Things That Have Happened To You
Post by: Friendly Hostile on June 07, 2008, 11:35:34 PM
Every Thursday whoreable things happen to me on the corner of Main and Fifth Ave.
Title: Re: ITT Whoreable Things That Have Happened To You
Post by: Macawmoses on June 07, 2008, 11:51:06 PM
Quote from: Friendly Hostile on June 07, 2008, 11:35:34 PM
Every Thursday whoreable things happen to me on the corner of Main and Fifth Ave.
Hey, me too.
Title: Re: ITT Whoreable Things That Have Happened To You
Post by: Friendly Hostile on June 08, 2008, 12:23:03 AM
Quote from: mackormoses on June 07, 2008, 11:51:06 PM
Hey, me too.
You work for Daddy V too?
Title: Re: ITT Whoreable Things That Have Happened To You
Post by: THEEVILSPERKY on June 08, 2008, 12:32:07 AM
I was leaving the mall one night and a REALLY creepy and older person, who appeared to be a woman who looked kinda rag-tag in a bad way, called out to me.  She REALLY made me feel uncomfortable... she was suggesting things and basically offering herself to me.. and made some comments about me I didn't quite appreciate.  I must of been 17, 18, I dunno.. and she had to have been 30 or 40+ EASILY.  I was with a bunch of my female friends 16-17 and it was just SO frickin' weird.  Didn't take notice that I was with people and not alone and basically ignored my party.  Yeah, I'm going to abandon my friends who are also my ride home so I can sleep and be up for school the next day.. I'm going to skip that randomly to hang out with basically some freak?  Who was she kidding?  She took a few steps forward as I was getting into the car and she had a loud voice that kept growing louder as I made my way away.  It was really scary.. you could see she was serious and you could see she was probably a bit demented.  I got outta their quick... gave me such a bad vibe.  Something was so off with that person...
Title: Re: ITT Whoreable Things That Have Happened To You
Post by: Hero_Of_Time1 on June 08, 2008, 02:24:01 AM
ololol.
Iraq, war, combat.
I lost my mind a few times.
Title: Re: ITT Whoreable Things That Have Happened To You
Post by: Matt on June 08, 2008, 02:59:21 AM
Well just now reading that you tried to be funny and make a horrible pun by saying whoreable, instead of horrible... I feel 1% dumber now.