....you just sat at an event waiting for a cow to poop for two hours. For a charity I bought tickets, and picked which square I thought the cow would crap on....I lost ten bucks, but I have memories. Any redneck things happenin` by you?
I used duck tape to fix my SNES, I live on a farm, and a goat crap on my leg before and I sniffed it.
We had Nascar in town a few months ago.
I hated every intercourse ing bit of it. Fucking redneck tourists. )<
Uhhhh...
No :O
Umm.. no. Never.
Well lets see
I fixed barbwire fences
I sometimes walk around barefooted with a rusted machete in hand
and my house is enclosed in a cow pasture
I just might be a redneck... :B
I'm trying to think... Probably once or twice. I'll edit this post if I think of something.
No,..No,...OH HELLokitty NO :O
(this is a joke; I didn't do either of these:)
You might be a redneck if...
You go to family reunions to meet girls.
Your family tree is a circle.
=P
Quote from: ChaosEmeralds7 on June 08, 2008, 05:15:23 PM
(this is a joke; I didn't do either of these:)
You might be a redneck if...
You go to family reunions to meet girls.
Your family tree is a circle.
=P
You have a mobile home and 14 cars that aren't.
Funniest thing...
one time at work we were telling redneck jokes, when one of my co-workers named Marianne (Mary + Anne) told her redneck joke:
"U know you're a redneck if you have two first names!"
We all looked at her like..."Mary....Anne?" and then we all started laughing except for her
I went to some D.I.R.T. races. Basically, it's like NASCAR but with lots of dirt, less rules, and a higher probability of a car going out of control and flipping over other cars.
Quote from: Zovistograt on June 08, 2008, 06:09:04 PM
I went to some D.I.R.T. races. Basically, it's like NASCAR but with lots of dirt, less rules, and a higher probability of a car going out of control and flipping over other cars.
sounds fun.
Quote from: mackormoses on June 08, 2008, 07:13:45 PM
Quote from: Zovistograt on June 08, 2008, 06:09:04 PM
I went to some D.I.R.T. races. Basically, it's like NASCAR but with lots of dirt, less rules, and a higher probability of a car going out of control and flipping over other cars.
sounds fun.
I'd go to see that.
Quote from: Lotos on June 08, 2008, 08:25:21 PM
Quote from: mackormoses on June 08, 2008, 07:13:45 PM
Quote from: Zovistograt on June 08, 2008, 06:09:04 PM
I went to some D.I.R.T. races. Basically, it's like NASCAR but with lots of dirt, less rules, and a higher probability of a car going out of control and flipping over other cars.
sounds fun.
I'd go to see that.
Is it rally racing or something?
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on June 08, 2008, 08:31:48 PM
Quote from: Lotos on June 08, 2008, 08:25:21 PM
Quote from: mackormoses on June 08, 2008, 07:13:45 PM
Quote from: Zovistograt on June 08, 2008, 06:09:04 PM
I went to some D.I.R.T. races. Basically, it's like NASCAR but with lots of dirt, less rules, and a higher probability of a car going out of control and flipping over other cars.
sounds fun.
I'd go to see that.
Is it rally racing or something?
I dunno, but if there's a possibility of destruction, I'm in.
There was a drunk hick on our server a while ago.
It was hilarious.
i aint no heeck
Anyway, I really don't do anything redneck-y. I'm a nerd that plays Warcraft all day.
My dad watches Nascar on T.V., and I've gone hunting with some people that live in a rural area.
Yeeah... I might have done some other things like that too, such as watching Blue Collar T.V. once in a blue moon.
Hmmm... maybe I'm 1/8th redneck or something. Heh...
Oh, and I've also seen figure 8 races. Those are far better than Nascar. They use old junk cars and race then around a dirt track and there's a large risk of crashes. And some cars make a s***load of noise. Meh, I perfer actually racing. That's why at one time me and my father went into a Nascar race sim. (that actually jumps and jostles realistically), and my it was pretty awesome.
Okay, I admit, maybe I got a fair amount of redneck in me. It's just that you probably wouldn't know it by the way I dress or act most of the time. Or the way I look.
My friends neighbor looks like Larry The Cable Guy if he wears a plaid shirt with the sleeves cut off... closest thing resembling to a redneck that I have seen.
I think I am a redneck.
Because I used Med tape so I can tape up my book.
It not as sticky as duct tape. (I could not find duct tape at my house)
Quote from: Zovistograt on June 08, 2008, 06:09:04 PM
I went to some D.I.R.T. races. Basically, it's like NASCAR but with lots of dirt, less rules, and a higher probability of a car going out of control and flipping over other cars.
Oh God, I went to one of those once. It was pretty cool once you got used to being pelted with dirt. =D
Anyway, for me. I had a fish lay eggs on me the other day.
I beginning to get a mullet.
I was at a neighbor's new pool one day, but he just got it and he didn't have an innertube, so he used a bike tire.
Didn't work. :(
Oh, I thought of something.
I admire my cousin(s), but not like "LAWL IMMA RAEP U K", I just think they look... good >_>;
Nope. Not at all.
Quote from: Byte on June 09, 2008, 12:17:33 PM
Oh, I thought of something.
I admire my cousin(s), but not like "LAWL IMMA RAEP U K", I just think they look... good >_>;
You're a redneck.
Quote from: Lotos on June 08, 2008, 08:33:42 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on June 08, 2008, 08:31:48 PM
Quote from: Lotos on June 08, 2008, 08:25:21 PM
Quote from: mackormoses on June 08, 2008, 07:13:45 PM
Quote from: Zovistograt on June 08, 2008, 06:09:04 PM
I went to some D.I.R.T. races. Basically, it's like NASCAR but with lots of dirt, less rules, and a higher probability of a car going out of control and flipping over other cars.
sounds fun.
I'd go to see that.
Is it rally racing or something?
I dunno, but if there's a possibility of destruction, I'm in.
example:
[spoiler](http://images.circletrack.com/techarticles/0602ctrp_01z+Dirt_Modified_Race_Cars+Side_View_Crash.jpg)[/spoiler]