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Alright, so what started out as a sarcastic comment has somehow transformed into a relationship.  How, I can barely track myself.  Awesome though :)

So, what's the strangest way you've started a relationship.  Pick up line, fun story, etc

"Just so you know, I read the entire Wikiquote article on pick-up lines..."

Awesome, get you some cooter.

I don't I have one.  All my relationship started wit me opening up to the gurl.

Quote from: Hero_Of_Time1 on June 13, 2008, 04:44:48 AM
Awesome, get you some cooter.

I don't I have one.  All my relationship started wit me opening up to the gurl.

Pff, that's the easy way :P

Quote from: Snowden on June 13, 2008, 04:50:33 AM

Quote from: Hero_Of_Time1 on June 13, 2008, 04:44:48 AM
Awesome, get you some cooter.

I don't I have one.  All my relationship started wit me opening up to the gurl.

Pff, that's the easy way :P

Yeah, I'm pretty lazy I took the easy way. xD

Alright, here's how it all went down:

Girl I knew back in High school added me on facebook.  One day, her status says "Cierra is stalking you.  I always thought you were attractive."  Now, anyone can read this stuff, so I sent her a message "I'll pretend that's about me so I feel better about my day.  Means someone is coming all the way to Germany :P"

She responds:

"Who says I'm not on the way?






!

Someone saw me under my cardboard box!"

Didn't realize she played video games XD....So we keep talking, and the next thing you know :P

You're going to LOVE this one, lol.  LONG READ :P but interesting.

When I was 14-16 years old I use to enjoy calling this hot line with my friends.  It was free for girls to call but guys had to pay and it was an 18+ line, but we lied about our ages.  Anyways one day when I was 16 I was bored so I called it by myself.  There was only 5 guys on the line.  4 of them where really dirty.  1 wanted to buy wet panties, another wanted me to dress him up like a barbie doll, another wanted nude pictures and I forget the 4th.  There was this 5th guy though and so I sent him a voice request for a live conversation stating "You seem to be the only guy on right now worth talking to.  If you want to connect live lets talk, if not we probably will never talk again."

Well we connected live and talked for 3 hours o_O.  After that he gave me his number because he was paying for the call.  I called him and we talked for another 3 hours.  We then talked every single day and after 2 weeks I went from Lynn MA to Boston MA to meet him.  I of course lied and said I was 19 and he said he was 28.  Turns out he was 31 though XD

Anyways we started dating and after that first week I returned to see him 1 week later and stayed over his house.  My parents where away and I told them I was staying at a friends house.  When I went home 2 days later (there was a flood at the T station and I couldn't go home that first day) he called me up crying.  We fell in love.  That November I ran away from home (still 16 mind you) and moved in with him.  We got engaged when I was 18 and married when I was 21 years old.  Last year January when I was 25 years old we got divorced. 

We are still friends kind of and talk, but it was a total of 8 1/2 years we were together.  People change especially someone that was 16 at the time.  I've grown a LOT since then and I'm a VERY different person then I was back then.  Of course he didn't change much, but he's now 41 years old.  I still think about him at times and the good times we had.  But life goes on.

Wow, that's pretty out there, Kita.

Quote from: Snowden on June 13, 2008, 06:32:50 AM
Wow, that's pretty out there, Kita.

Hey that's why I gave myself the title "Commander of Randomness"

I do a lot of things that are pretty out there.  People just don't understand me.  If you want to know why we divorced, it was because I became a Jehovah's Witness and he didn't like my new found faith. *shrugs* His loss.  I was GOOD to him ;) :P

Quote from: Kita on June 13, 2008, 06:27:46 AM
You're going to LOVE this one, lol.  LONG READ :P but interesting.

When I was 14-16 years old I use to enjoy calling this hot line with my friends.  It was free for girls to call but guys had to pay and it was an 18+ line, but we lied about our ages.  Anyways one day when I was 16 I was bored so I called it by myself.  There was only 5 guys on the line.  4 of them where really dirty.  1 wanted to buy wet panties, another wanted me to dress him up like a barbie doll, another wanted nude pictures and I forget the 4th.  There was this 5th guy though and so I sent him a voice request for a live conversation stating "You seem to be the only guy on right now worth talking to.  If you want to connect live lets talk, if not we probably will never talk again."

Well we connected live and talked for 3 hours o_O.  After that he gave me his number because he was paying for the call.  I called him and we talked for another 3 hours.  We then talked every single day and after 2 weeks I went from Lynn MA to Boston MA to meet him.  I of course lied and said I was 19 and he said he was 28.  Turns out he was 31 though XD

Anyways we started dating and after that first week I returned to see him 1 week later and stayed over his house.  My parents where away and I told them I was staying at a friends house.  When I went home 2 days later (there was a flood at the T station and I couldn't go home that first day) he called me up crying.  We fell in love.  That November I ran away from home (still 16 mind you) and moved in with him.  We got engaged when I was 18 and married when I was 21 years old.  Last year January when I was 25 years old we got divorced. 

We are still friends kind of and talk, but it was a total of 8 1/2 years we were together.  People change especially someone that was 16 at the time.  I've grown a LOT since then and I'm a VERY different person then I was back then.  Of course he didn't change much, but he's now 41 years old.  I still think about him at times and the good times we had.  But life goes on.

O_O

Why did you two get divorced? Sounds like you had something special.

Quote from: MasterYoungLink on June 13, 2008, 07:03:35 AM

Quote from: Kita on June 13, 2008, 06:27:46 AM
You're going to LOVE this one, lol.  LONG READ :P but interesting.

When I was 14-16 years old I use to enjoy calling this hot line with my friends.  It was free for girls to call but guys had to pay and it was an 18+ line, but we lied about our ages.  Anyways one day when I was 16 I was bored so I called it by myself.  There was only 5 guys on the line.  4 of them where really dirty.  1 wanted to buy wet panties, another wanted me to dress him up like a barbie doll, another wanted nude pictures and I forget the 4th.  There was this 5th guy though and so I sent him a voice request for a live conversation stating "You seem to be the only guy on right now worth talking to.  If you want to connect live lets talk, if not we probably will never talk again."

Well we connected live and talked for 3 hours o_O.  After that he gave me his number because he was paying for the call.  I called him and we talked for another 3 hours.  We then talked every single day and after 2 weeks I went from Lynn MA to Boston MA to meet him.  I of course lied and said I was 19 and he said he was 28.  Turns out he was 31 though XD

Anyways we started dating and after that first week I returned to see him 1 week later and stayed over his house.  My parents where away and I told them I was staying at a friends house.  When I went home 2 days later (there was a flood at the T station and I couldn't go home that first day) he called me up crying.  We fell in love.  That November I ran away from home (still 16 mind you) and moved in with him.  We got engaged when I was 18 and married when I was 21 years old.  Last year January when I was 25 years old we got divorced. 

We are still friends kind of and talk, but it was a total of 8 1/2 years we were together.  People change especially someone that was 16 at the time.  I've grown a LOT since then and I'm a VERY different person then I was back then.  Of course he didn't change much, but he's now 41 years old.  I still think about him at times and the good times we had.  But life goes on.

O_O

Why did you two get divorced? Sounds like you had something special.

From above post

QuoteHey that's why I gave myself the title "Commander of Randomness"

I do a lot of things that are pretty out there.  People just don't understand me.  If you want to know why we divorced, it was because I became a Jehovah's Witness and he didn't like my new found faith. *shrugs* His loss.  I was GOOD to him ;) :P

Wow, nice story. o.o
Sucks you got divorced cus of your religion.

Quote from: Hero_Of_Time1 on June 13, 2008, 07:08:42 AM
Wow, nice story. o.o
Sucks you got divorced cus of your religion.

Well that was his choice.  Plus he fell in love with this girl he met on the internet and now he's getting married again XD

Quote from: Kita on June 13, 2008, 07:15:08 AM

Quote from: Hero_Of_Time1 on June 13, 2008, 07:08:42 AM
Wow, nice story. o.o
Sucks you got divorced cus of your religion.

Well that was his choice.  Plus he fell in love with this girl he met on the internet and now he's getting married again XD

That does suck.

Internet relationships have their flaws...same for dating services. *Shrugs*

Quote from: Kita on June 13, 2008, 07:15:08 AM

Quote from: Hero_Of_Time1 on June 13, 2008, 07:08:42 AM
Wow, nice story. o.o
Sucks you got divorced cus of your religion.

Well that was his choice.  Plus he fell in love with this girl he met on the internet and now he's getting married again XD

LOL, Guy has a trend to him :P

Quote from: Snowden on June 13, 2008, 07:42:01 AM

Quote from: Kita on June 13, 2008, 07:15:08 AM

Quote from: Hero_Of_Time1 on June 13, 2008, 07:08:42 AM
Wow, nice story. o.o
Sucks you got divorced cus of your religion.

Well that was his choice.  Plus he fell in love with this girl he met on the internet and now he's getting married again XD

LOL, Guy has a trend to him :P

Yeah and the worst part is, she's even younger then me :O

When we where married he fell in love with a girl he thought was 17 but turns out she was only 14.  He has attachment issues it seems.  Now he's 41 and this new girl is like 24 I think.  Only 2 years younger then me, but still.

I think he has a thing for children :O

Uhh...

My first one was when I was 12, this 16 year old came up to me asking me about how to work computers (I was in a library at the time), and we pretty much talked from then on. But me being only 12, I had no idea she was hitting on me >_>
From then on, up until I moved out of the state, we had stayed friends, but we did a bit more than be friends some days......

From there, My GF's have been online ~_~

My first one, I was only with her because her other boyfriend left her, but she left me for someone else for whatever reason.
My Second one, I met through a chained link of friends (4 people?) , found out we both had crushes on each other.... Apparently she was only acting like she liked me.
My Third... the one I'm with now... is one of the second's friends... which I asked out. Of course the second got really annoyed with that and started yelling at me, but when have I ever listened to other people that yelled at me? :3

I think we're friends now... just to avoid the second getting suscipious, and I want to get to know her better before anything comes up.

Quote from: Blaziken on June 13, 2008, 08:54:34 AM
Uhh...

My first one was when I was 12, this 16 year old came up to me asking me about how to work computers (I was in a library at the time), and we pretty much talked from then on. But me being only 12, I had no idea she was hitting on me >_>
From then on, up until I moved out of the state, we had stayed friends, but we did a bit more than be friends some days......

From there, My GF's have been online ~_~

My first one, I was only with her because her other boyfriend left her, but she left me for someone else for whatever reason.
My Second one, I met through a chained link of friends (4 people?) , found out we both had crushes on each other.... Apparently she was only acting like she liked me.
My Third... the one I'm with now... is one of the second's friends... which I asked out. Of course the second got really annoyed with that and started yelling at me, but when have I ever listened to other people that yelled at me? :3

I think we're friends now... just to avoid the second getting suscipious, and I want to get to know her better before anything comes up.

Hey buddy, whatever works out for ya, right?

Quote from: Snowden on June 13, 2008, 09:06:22 AM
Hey buddy, whatever works out for ya, right?

xD Yeah

Occasionly, my friend from new york gets on talking about hoe she still likes me; whereas I dont like her for good reasons (Related to meeting her when I was 12 and went through that stage with her)

My current one.. we still like each other quite  abit, its just my second ex.

Quote from: Blaziken on June 13, 2008, 08:54:34 AM
Uhh...

My first one was when I was 12, this 16 year old came up to me asking me about how to work computers (I was in a library at the time), and we pretty much talked from then on. But me being only 12, I had no idea she was hitting on me >_>
From then on, up until I moved out of the state, we had stayed friends, but we did a bit more than be friends some days......

From there, My GF's have been online ~_~

My first one, I was only with her because her other boyfriend left her, but she left me for someone else for whatever reason.
My Second one, I met through a chained link of friends (4 people?) , found out we both had crushes on each other.... Apparently she was only acting like she liked me.
My Third... the one I'm with now... is one of the second's friends... which I asked out. Of course the second got really annoyed with that and started yelling at me, but when have I ever listened to other people that yelled at me? :3

I think we're friends now... just to avoid the second getting suscipious, and I want to get to know her better before anything comes up.

I have had a few online boyfriends...

Sharpedo22 for about 5 months.  It was because of his mother that I started to study with Jehovah's Witnesses and once I did I dumped him.  Come to find out he was gay and only wanted to see what it was like to be with a girl.  Yes we met in real life and I live in MA he lives in WA so I took a plane 2 times to see him and stay at his house.

WISE from NS2 we dated for about a month an 1/2.  Religious differences broke us apart.  He believes in the speaking of tongues o_O

PM_NiGHTS (Sk8teland85) We dated online and phone for about 2-3 months.  We were really in love, but he's not a Jehovah's Witness and was learning to slow so I had to break it off. 

I only want to date with a view to marriage and I will only marry a Jehovah's Witness now so these three experiences taught me that I can not expect others to change for me so I'm better off alone.

Quote from: Kita on June 13, 2008, 09:24:58 AM

Quote from: Blaziken on June 13, 2008, 08:54:34 AM
Uhh...

My first one was when I was 12, this 16 year old came up to me asking me about how to work computers (I was in a library at the time), and we pretty much talked from then on. But me being only 12, I had no idea she was hitting on me >_>
From then on, up until I moved out of the state, we had stayed friends, but we did a bit more than be friends some days......

From there, My GF's have been online ~_~

My first one, I was only with her because her other boyfriend left her, but she left me for someone else for whatever reason.
My Second one, I met through a chained link of friends (4 people?) , found out we both had crushes on each other.... Apparently she was only acting like she liked me.
My Third... the one I'm with now... is one of the second's friends... which I asked out. Of course the second got really annoyed with that and started yelling at me, but when have I ever listened to other people that yelled at me? :3

I think we're friends now... just to avoid the second getting suscipious, and I want to get to know her better before anything comes up.

I have had a few online boyfriends...

Sharpedo22 for about 5 months.  It was because of his mother that I started to study with Jehovah's Witnesses and once I did I dumped him.  Come to find out he was gay and only wanted to see what it was like to be with a girl.  Yes we met in real life and I live in MA he lives in WA so I took a plane 2 times to see him and stay at his house.

WISE from NS2 we dated for about a month an 1/2.  Religious differences broke us apart.  He believes in the speaking of tongues o_O

PM_NiGHTS (Sk8teland85) We dated online and phone for about 2-3 months.  We were really in love, but he's not a Jehovah's Witness and was learning to slow so I had to break it off. 

I only want to date with a view to marriage and I will only marry a Jehovah's Witness now so these three experiences taught me that I can not expect others to change for me so I'm better off alone.

As long as you dont come knocking at my door we'll be fine.

I've only gone out with people I really liked.. and maybe intended on marrying sooner or later.. its why my list is so short xP

My first GF and High school "sweet heart" died, OD. Man did she love crack.

Quote from: Hero_Of_Time1 on June 13, 2008, 12:04:46 PM
My first GF and High school "sweet heart" died, OD. Man did she love crack.

When did she die?

Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on June 13, 2008, 12:06:11 PM

Quote from: Hero_Of_Time1 on June 13, 2008, 12:04:46 PM
My first GF and High school "sweet heart" died, OD. Man did she love crack.

When did she die?

More importantly, where did she die?

Quote from: MasterYoungLink on June 13, 2008, 12:16:03 PM

Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on June 13, 2008, 12:06:11 PM

Quote from: Hero_Of_Time1 on June 13, 2008, 12:04:46 PM
My first GF and High school "sweet heart" died, OD. Man did she love crack.

When did she die?

More importantly, where did she die?

Shortly after I dropped out of High school and left her.
Some hospital in Socal. By Silverlake.

Quote from: Kita on June 13, 2008, 08:37:56 AM

Quote from: Snowden on June 13, 2008, 07:42:01 AM

Quote from: Kita on June 13, 2008, 07:15:08 AM

Quote from: Hero_Of_Time1 on June 13, 2008, 07:08:42 AM
Wow, nice story. o.o
Sucks you got divorced cus of your religion.

Well that was his choice.  Plus he fell in love with this girl he met on the internet and now he's getting married again XD

LOL, Guy has a trend to him :P

Yeah and the worst part is, she's even younger then me :O

When we where married he fell in love with a girl he thought was 17 but turns out she was only 14.  He has attachment issues it seems.  Now he's 41 and this new girl is like 24 I think.  Only 2 years younger then me, but still.

I think he has a thing for children :O

Surprised I haven't seen this yet:

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2086/1630170268_f2fe33ba10.jpg)

Anyway, that does suck.

And I feel left out of this thread. Although some signs point to that ending soon... =D

Quote from: Hero_Of_Time1 on June 13, 2008, 12:18:55 PM

Quote from: MasterYoungLink on June 13, 2008, 12:16:03 PM

Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on June 13, 2008, 12:06:11 PM

Quote from: Hero_Of_Time1 on June 13, 2008, 12:04:46 PM
My first GF and High school "sweet heart" died, OD. Man did she love crack.

When did she die?

More importantly, where did she die?

Shortly after I dropped out of High school and left her.
Some hospital in Socal. By Silverlake.

Is high school that hard to finish? Geeze.

Quote from: Blaziken on June 13, 2008, 10:17:58 AM

Quote from: Kita on June 13, 2008, 09:24:58 AM

Quote from: Blaziken on June 13, 2008, 08:54:34 AM
Uhh...

My first one was when I was 12, this 16 year old came up to me asking me about how to work computers (I was in a library at the time), and we pretty much talked from then on. But me being only 12, I had no idea she was hitting on me >_>
From then on, up until I moved out of the state, we had stayed friends, but we did a bit more than be friends some days......

From there, My GF's have been online ~_~

My first one, I was only with her because her other boyfriend left her, but she left me for someone else for whatever reason.
My Second one, I met through a chained link of friends (4 people?) , found out we both had crushes on each other.... Apparently she was only acting like she liked me.
My Third... the one I'm with now... is one of the second's friends... which I asked out. Of course the second got really annoyed with that and started yelling at me, but when have I ever listened to other people that yelled at me? :3

I think we're friends now... just to avoid the second getting suscipious, and I want to get to know her better before anything comes up.

I have had a few online boyfriends...

Sharpedo22 for about 5 months.  It was because of his mother that I started to study with Jehovah's Witnesses and once I did I dumped him.  Come to find out he was gay and only wanted to see what it was like to be with a girl.  Yes we met in real life and I live in MA he lives in WA so I took a plane 2 times to see him and stay at his house.

WISE from NS2 we dated for about a month an 1/2.  Religious differences broke us apart.  He believes in the speaking of tongues o_O

PM_NiGHTS (Sk8teland85) We dated online and phone for about 2-3 months.  We were really in love, but he's not a Jehovah's Witness and was learning to slow so I had to break it off. 

I only want to date with a view to marriage and I will only marry a Jehovah's Witness now so these three experiences taught me that I can not expect others to change for me so I'm better off alone.

As long as you dont come knocking at my door we'll be fine.

I've only gone out with people I really liked.. and maybe intended on marrying sooner or later.. its why my list is so short xP

I don't think you live near me so you don't have to worry about that XD

I just realized, I've never been in a relationship. >_> I should get a life first...
What am I missing out on? ::)

Quote from: MasterYoungLink on June 13, 2008, 01:38:45 PM
I just realized, I've never been in a relationship. >_> I should get a life first...
What am I missing out on? ::)

You're only 13 o_O You don't need to be in one.

Quote from: Blaziken on June 13, 2008, 12:40:12 PM

Quote from: Hero_Of_Time1 on June 13, 2008, 12:18:55 PM

Quote from: MasterYoungLink on June 13, 2008, 12:16:03 PM

Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on June 13, 2008, 12:06:11 PM

Quote from: Hero_Of_Time1 on June 13, 2008, 12:04:46 PM
My first GF and High school "sweet heart" died, OD. Man did she love crack.

When did she die?

More importantly, where did she die?

Shortly after I dropped out of High school and left her.
Some hospital in Socal. By Silverlake.

Is high school that hard to finish? Geeze.

Well, it was when people are after you and knee deep in drugs.

Quote from: Kita on June 13, 2008, 06:27:46 AM
You're going to LOVE this one, lol.  LONG READ :P but interesting.

When I was 14-16 years old I use to enjoy calling this hot line with my friends.  It was free for girls to call but guys had to pay and it was an 18+ line, but we lied about our ages.  Anyways one day when I was 16 I was bored so I called it by myself.  There was only 5 guys on the line.  4 of them where really dirty.  1 wanted to buy wet panties, another wanted me to dress him up like a barbie doll, another wanted nude pictures and I forget the 4th.  There was this 5th guy though and so I sent him a voice request for a live conversation stating "You seem to be the only guy on right now worth talking to.  If you want to connect live lets talk, if not we probably will never talk again."

Well we connected live and talked for 3 hours o_O.  After that he gave me his number because he was paying for the call.  I called him and we talked for another 3 hours.  We then talked every single day and after 2 weeks I went from Lynn MA to Boston MA to meet him.  I of course lied and said I was 19 and he said he was 28.  Turns out he was 31 though XD

Anyways we started dating and after that first week I returned to see him 1 week later and stayed over his house.  My parents where away and I told them I was staying at a friends house.  When I went home 2 days later (there was a flood at the T station and I couldn't go home that first day) he called me up crying.  We fell in love.  That November I ran away from home (still 16 mind you) and moved in with him.  We got engaged when I was 18 and married when I was 21 years old.  Last year January when I was 25 years old we got divorced. 

We are still friends kind of and talk, but it was a total of 8 1/2 years we were together.  People change especially someone that was 16 at the time.  I've grown a LOT since then and I'm a VERY different person then I was back then.  Of course he didn't change much, but he's now 41 years old.  I still think about him at times and the good times we had.  But life goes on.

So you're the one who also banned the amazing Zen just for making an alt? You are so bad ass.



October Fools. Hell no. Plus when he returns from the hospital by cane I'm telling him this. He'll lol 655688x more than I did.

Well Hell......

Usually people jump into the conversations I'm having with my friends, and wham, I become friends with them somehow.

Why the flying intercourse  was this bumped?

Quote from: Friendly Hostile on September 25, 2008, 11:57:41 AM
Why the flying f*** was this bumped?

My thought precisely.

Force of forum nature.

Lol, wow. Why is this bumped?

who bumps a 4 month thread?
Seriously....

Seriously, no.