NSFCD

Generally Speaking => Power On => Topic started by: Macawmoses on June 17, 2008, 05:42:51 PM

Title: Oh God
Post by: Macawmoses on June 17, 2008, 05:42:51 PM
So, after watching the news, I saw an...interesting segment. Apparently Sega has created a little robot named "EMMA." This little robot is about the same size as...those robot things you can by at any toy store, not tall at all. What makes this robot so....interesting? She is designed for 20 year old, single, men. She dances, sings, kisses, moves her hips, and is generally disturbing, yet the creators of your favorite Blue Hedgehog, must of course, continue making a mockery of themselves. So, what do you think of this robot?
Title: Re: Oh God
Post by: Llama on Steroids on June 17, 2008, 05:44:42 PM
umm ur mom.
Title: Re: Oh God
Post by: Macawmoses on June 17, 2008, 05:49:10 PM
Quote from: Lavamania on June 17, 2008, 05:44:42 PM
umm ur mom.
MackOrMoses
MoM

What of it?
Title: Re: Oh God
Post by: SkyMyl on June 17, 2008, 05:51:31 PM
Quote from: mackormoses on June 17, 2008, 05:49:10 PM
Quote from: Lavamania on June 17, 2008, 05:44:42 PM
umm ur mom.
MackOrMoses
MoM

What of it?
That's going into my sig.

Anyway...this is Sega's way of further saying they're done. In my opinion.

Title: Re: Oh God
Post by: Zovistograt on June 17, 2008, 05:51:45 PM
First step in the direction of robotic mistresses.
Title: Re: Oh God
Post by: sonicdude164 on June 17, 2008, 05:53:42 PM
Quote from: mackormoses on June 17, 2008, 05:49:10 PM
Quote from: Lavamania on June 17, 2008, 05:44:42 PM
umm ur mom.
MackOrMoses
MoM

What of it?
Good one.

As for the article, that is just weird. Now we know why all the recent games have sucked, they were working on this :|
Title: Re: Oh God
Post by: Playat on June 17, 2008, 06:15:12 PM
Thats weird

Why would Sega create a little robot or "android" for single men anyway? :|
Title: Re: Oh God
Post by: Silverhawk79 on June 17, 2008, 06:17:11 PM
Sega's CEO: ME SO RONERY ;_;
Sega's Development Team: WE'LL FIX THAT FOR YA BOSS
Title: Re: Oh God
Post by: えっちーせんぱい on June 17, 2008, 06:22:48 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on June 17, 2008, 06:17:11 PM
Sega's CEO: ME SO RONERY ;_;
Sega's Development Team: WE'LL FIX THAT FOR YA BOSS
I lol'd

I remember reading this somewhere, tis makes no sense.
Title: Re: Oh God
Post by: Doodle on June 17, 2008, 06:38:45 PM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/japan/2143865/Sega-creates-robot-girlfriend.html#continue
http://link.brightcove.com/services/player/bcpid1488655367?bctid=1614611938

Kinda weird. You must be pretty desperate if you want a robot as a companion. :P
Title: Re: Oh God
Post by: Gwen Khan on June 17, 2008, 06:40:42 PM
where is that Futurama video about dating robots?
Title: Re: Oh God
Post by: Lotos on June 17, 2008, 06:58:31 PM
By same size, you mean toy doll size, or blow up doll size?
Title: Re: Oh God
Post by: Spud on June 17, 2008, 06:59:47 PM
Quote from: Lotos on June 17, 2008, 06:58:31 PM
By same size, you mean toy doll size, or blow up doll size?
Looks about 8" (that's inches right? D:) tall.
Title: Re: Oh God
Post by: Lotos on June 17, 2008, 07:01:08 PM
Quote from: EvilSpud on June 17, 2008, 06:59:47 PM
Quote from: Lotos on June 17, 2008, 06:58:31 PM
By same size, you mean toy doll size, or blow up doll size?
Looks about 8" (that's inches right? D:) tall.

Yup, that's inches.  I guess the only reason to buy it is for a collection.
Title: Re: Oh God
Post by: Tupin on June 17, 2008, 07:02:32 PM
Quote from: Commissar Torgo on June 17, 2008, 06:40:42 PM
where is that Futurama video about dating robots?
http://www.videosift.com/video/Futurama-Dont-Date-Robots (http://www.videosift.com/video/Futurama-Dont-Date-Robots)

Yeah, this will never go outside Japan, because Sega has no toy making branch in America.
Title: Re: Oh God
Post by: Lotos on June 17, 2008, 07:06:36 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on June 17, 2008, 07:02:32 PM
Quote from: Commissar Torgo on June 17, 2008, 06:40:42 PM
where is that Futurama video about dating robots?
http://www.videosift.com/video/Futurama-Dont-Date-Robots (http://www.videosift.com/video/Futurama-Dont-Date-Robots)

Yeah, this will never go outside Japan, because Sega has no toy making branch in America.

What about electrogonorrhea, the noisy killer?
Title: Re: Oh God
Post by: Tupin on June 17, 2008, 07:08:15 PM
Quote from: Lotos on June 17, 2008, 07:06:36 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on June 17, 2008, 07:02:32 PM
Quote from: Commissar Torgo on June 17, 2008, 06:40:42 PM
where is that Futurama video about dating robots?
http://www.videosift.com/video/Futurama-Dont-Date-Robots (http://www.videosift.com/video/Futurama-Dont-Date-Robots)

Yeah, this will never go outside Japan, because Sega has no toy making branch in America.

What about electrogonorrhea, the noisy killer?
I knew I should have shown the nation of Japan that instead.
Title: Re: Oh God
Post by: Kilroy on June 17, 2008, 07:31:11 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on June 17, 2008, 07:02:32 PM
Quote from: Commissar Torgo on June 17, 2008, 06:40:42 PM
where is that Futurama video about dating robots?
http://www.videosift.com/video/Futurama-Dont-Date-Robots (http://www.videosift.com/video/Futurama-Dont-Date-Robots)

Yeah, this will never go outside Japan, because Sega has no toy making branch in America.
They have an arcade branch here, I know that.
Title: Re: Oh God
Post by: Flying Chickens on June 17, 2008, 10:57:09 PM
Prostitutional robots?
Disturbing.
Title: Re: Oh God
Post by: Macawmoses on June 17, 2008, 10:58:25 PM
Quote from: Orgizirtee on June 17, 2008, 10:57:09 PM
Prostitutional robots?
Disturbing.
not exactly, yet still disturbing, indeed.
Title: Re: Oh God
Post by: Triforceman22 on June 18, 2008, 06:51:17 AM
Sega is seriously intercourse ed up...

Lets hope unleashed changes our minds...

But I doubt it...