I've been a huge fan of the classic Spyro games, back when intercourse ing Insomniac Studios did them. Ahh, the good old days.
Then.. what was it, Universal Studios did the games, and they were intercourse ing poopty as hell. Now I don't know who the intercourse does them, because after Universal got their retarded intercourse ing hands on Spyro, I was like "Fuck this poop!"
Who the intercourse is doing them now?! I want to know so I can personally beat the ever loving SHIT out of them for destroying my heart and soul.
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WHAT THE FUCK!? Spyro and Sparx used to look so adorable, and cute! Now Spyro looks intercourse ing retarded, and Sparx...Christ almighty...
What the hell does Insomniac think about this? Imma write them a darn letter asking this. I really wish they'd take their game back. I don't want to see Spyro butchered anymore.
I started to say that wasn't Spyro, and that it was Barney the Dinosaur mixed with Michael Jackson, but sadly enough...
It's Spyro. Same darn thing happened to my best friend Crash Bandicoot. D=
Quote from: Sh0rTi on June 21, 2008, 09:28:07 PM
I started to say that wasn't Spyro, and that it was Barney the Dinosaur mixed with Michael Jackson, but sadly enough...
It's Spyro. Same dang thing happened to my best friend Crash Bandicoot. D=
:O You're right it looks exactly like Barney
Quote from: Sh0rTi on June 21, 2008, 09:28:07 PM
I started to say that wasn't Spyro, and that it was Barney the Dinosaur mixed with Michael Jackson, but sadly enough...
It's Spyro. Same darn thing happened to my best friend Crash Bandicoot. D=
*hugs* We'll hurt the people who destroyed the Crash Bandicoot games as well.
I gave up on Spyro after years of forcing myself to play his PS2 adventures.
They are making a Spyro movie, BTW. I'll go see it, even though the villain of it won't be Gnasty Gnorc, Rypto, or even Bianca.
Yeah, Insomniac gave up on him to start off Ratchet and Clank.
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on June 21, 2008, 09:32:50 PM
I gave up on Spyro after years of forcing myself to play his PS2 adventures.
They are making a Spyro movie, BTW. I'll go see it, even though the villain of it won't be Gnasty Gnorc, Rypto, or even Bianca.
Yeah, Insomniac gave up on him to start off Ratchet and Clank.
... They're making a movie?
Quote from: Redpaige13 on June 21, 2008, 09:33:50 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on June 21, 2008, 09:32:50 PM
I gave up on Spyro after years of forcing myself to play his PS2 adventures.
They are making a Spyro movie, BTW. I'll go see it, even though the villain of it won't be Gnasty Gnorc, Rypto, or even Bianca.
Yeah, Insomniac gave up on him to start off Ratchet and Clank.
... They're making a movie?
Yes.
I screamed with joy, then I realized that it wouldn't be based off of the original trilogy. I almost cried.
Elijah Wood makes a terrible Spyro. I forget who voiced him originally, but he was awesome.
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on June 21, 2008, 09:36:57 PM
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Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on June 21, 2008, 09:32:50 PM
I gave up on Spyro after years of forcing myself to play his PS2 adventures.
They are making a Spyro movie, BTW. I'll go see it, even though the villain of it won't be Gnasty Gnorc, Rypto, or even Bianca.
Yeah, Insomniac gave up on him to start off Ratchet and Clank.
... They're making a movie?
Yes.
I screamed with joy, then I realized that it wouldn't be based off of the original trilogy. I almost cried.
Elijah Wood makes a terrible Spyro. I forget who voiced him originally, but he was awesome.
I'm going to cry. ;-;
This is horrible! I just died a little more inside.
Quote from: Redpaige13 on June 21, 2008, 09:40:30 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on June 21, 2008, 09:36:57 PM
Quote from: Redpaige13 on June 21, 2008, 09:33:50 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on June 21, 2008, 09:32:50 PM
I gave up on Spyro after years of forcing myself to play his PS2 adventures.
They are making a Spyro movie, BTW. I'll go see it, even though the villain of it won't be Gnasty Gnorc, Rypto, or even Bianca.
Yeah, Insomniac gave up on him to start off Ratchet and Clank.
... They're making a movie?
Yes.
I screamed with joy, then I realized that it wouldn't be based off of the original trilogy. I almost cried.
Elijah Wood makes a terrible Spyro. I forget who voiced him originally, but he was awesome.
I'm going to cry. ;-;
This is horrible! I just died a little more inside.
It gets worse, sorry to say.
The guy who made it also made Norbit and Dr. Doolittle.
Their previous credits were the Garfield movies.
Way to ruin my childhood, Sierra.
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on June 21, 2008, 09:47:06 PM
Quote from: Redpaige13 on June 21, 2008, 09:40:30 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on June 21, 2008, 09:36:57 PM
Quote from: Redpaige13 on June 21, 2008, 09:33:50 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on June 21, 2008, 09:32:50 PM
I gave up on Spyro after years of forcing myself to play his PS2 adventures.
They are making a Spyro movie, BTW. I'll go see it, even though the villain of it won't be Gnasty Gnorc, Rypto, or even Bianca.
Yeah, Insomniac gave up on him to start off Ratchet and Clank.
... They're making a movie?
Yes.
I screamed with joy, then I realized that it wouldn't be based off of the original trilogy. I almost cried.
Elijah Wood makes a terrible Spyro. I forget who voiced him originally, but he was awesome.
I'm going to cry. ;-;
This is horrible! I just died a little more inside.
It gets worse, sorry to say.
The guy who made it also made Norbit and Dr. Doolittle.
Their previous credits were the Garfield movies.
NO! PLEASE, PLEASE, TELL ME YOU'RE LYING!
This can't be happening. This is a bad dream.
Kinda like DK when Nintendo sold Rare. You have to hope for a good company to come along...
Holy poop oh god.
Everything intercourse ing sucks now.
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on June 21, 2008, 09:47:06 PM
Quote from: Redpaige13 on June 21, 2008, 09:40:30 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on June 21, 2008, 09:36:57 PM
Quote from: Redpaige13 on June 21, 2008, 09:33:50 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on June 21, 2008, 09:32:50 PM
I gave up on Spyro after years of forcing myself to play his PS2 adventures.
They are making a Spyro movie, BTW. I'll go see it, even though the villain of it won't be Gnasty Gnorc, Rypto, or even Bianca.
Yeah, Insomniac gave up on him to start off Ratchet and Clank.
... They're making a movie?
Yes.
I screamed with joy, then I realized that it wouldn't be based off of the original trilogy. I almost cried.
Elijah Wood makes a terrible Spyro. I forget who voiced him originally, but he was awesome.
I'm going to cry. ;-;
This is horrible! I just died a little more inside.
It gets worse, sorry to say.
The guy who made it also made Norbit and Dr. Doolittle.
Their previous credits were the Garfield movies.
Way to ruin my childhood, Sierra.
Hey, I love Norbit and Dr. Dolittle movies so dun go there. xD
But I doubt a Spyro movie would be good.
Quote from: Redpaige13 on June 21, 2008, 09:49:28 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on June 21, 2008, 09:47:06 PM
Quote from: Redpaige13 on June 21, 2008, 09:40:30 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on June 21, 2008, 09:36:57 PM
Quote from: Redpaige13 on June 21, 2008, 09:33:50 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on June 21, 2008, 09:32:50 PM
I gave up on Spyro after years of forcing myself to play his PS2 adventures.
They are making a Spyro movie, BTW. I'll go see it, even though the villain of it won't be Gnasty Gnorc, Rypto, or even Bianca.
Yeah, Insomniac gave up on him to start off Ratchet and Clank.
... They're making a movie?
Yes.
I screamed with joy, then I realized that it wouldn't be based off of the original trilogy. I almost cried.
Elijah Wood makes a terrible Spyro. I forget who voiced him originally, but he was awesome.
I'm going to cry. ;-;
This is horrible! I just died a little more inside.
It gets worse, sorry to say.
The guy who made it also made Norbit and Dr. Doolittle.
Their previous credits were the Garfield movies.
NO! PLEASE, PLEASE, TELL ME YOU'RE LYING!
This can't be happening. This is a bad dream.
http://movies.ign.com/articles/830/830540p1.html (http://movies.ign.com/articles/830/830540p1.html)
This is not a dream. We cannot escape it. We can only go see this movie simply because of all the memories we have of the game, no matter how bad it is.
Eww...wtf?
I liked the Spyro games that I would play at my friend's house on his PS1.
Then, I finally got a Spyro game for myself on the PS2. Enter the Dragon, I think it was?
I absolutely hated it.
Quote from: Java_Java on June 21, 2008, 10:03:50 PM
Eww...wtf?
I liked the Spyro games that I would play at my friend's house on his PS1.
Then, I finally got a Spyro game for myself on the PS2. Enter the Dragon, I think it was?
I absolutely hated it.
The only good ones are on the PS1.
I tried SOOO hard to like the ones on the GBA, but they just freaking sucked, now that I realize it.
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on June 21, 2008, 10:11:15 PM
Quote from: Java_Java on June 21, 2008, 10:03:50 PM
Eww...wtf?
I liked the Spyro games that I would play at my friend's house on his PS1.
Then, I finally got a Spyro game for myself on the PS2. Enter the Dragon, I think it was?
I absolutely hated it.
The only good ones are on the PS1.
I tried SOOO hard to like the ones on the GBA, but they just freaking sucked, now that I realize it.
Likewise. I even tried to give that.. Year of the Dragonfly game a shot. But it was so glitchy, annoying, and the loading times were just too much for me to stomach.
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on June 21, 2008, 10:11:15 PM
Quote from: Java_Java on June 21, 2008, 10:03:50 PM
Eww...wtf?
I liked the Spyro games that I would play at my friend's house on his PS1.
Then, I finally got a Spyro game for myself on the PS2. Enter the Dragon, I think it was?
I absolutely hated it.
The only good ones are on the PS1.
I tried SOOO hard to like the ones on the GBA, but they just freaking sucked, now that I realize it.
I forgot I owned the one on the GBA too.
I don't know why I got it, but it sucked too, and I also tried to give it a chance.
Quote from: Redpaige13 on June 21, 2008, 10:14:06 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on June 21, 2008, 10:11:15 PM
Quote from: Java_Java on June 21, 2008, 10:03:50 PM
Eww...wtf?
I liked the Spyro games that I would play at my friend's house on his PS1.
Then, I finally got a Spyro game for myself on the PS2. Enter the Dragon, I think it was?
I absolutely hated it.
The only good ones are on the PS1.
I tried SOOO hard to like the ones on the GBA, but they just freaking sucked, now that I realize it.
Likewise. I even tried to give that.. Year of the Dragonfly game a shot. But it was so glitchy, annoying, and the loading times were just too much for me to stomach.
You mean Enter the Dragon.
That was the first game in the PS2 trilogy.
The reason Insomniac gave Spyro up was because they literally ran out of ideas for the franchise. So they opted for a bipedal anthropomorphic animal, because he could hold weapons.
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on June 21, 2008, 10:28:24 PM
Quote from: Redpaige13 on June 21, 2008, 10:14:06 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on June 21, 2008, 10:11:15 PM
Quote from: Java_Java on June 21, 2008, 10:03:50 PM
Eww...wtf?
I liked the Spyro games that I would play at my friend's house on his PS1.
Then, I finally got a Spyro game for myself on the PS2. Enter the Dragon, I think it was?
I absolutely hated it.
The only good ones are on the PS1.
I tried SOOO hard to like the ones on the GBA, but they just freaking sucked, now that I realize it.
Likewise. I even tried to give that.. Year of the Dragonfly game a shot. But it was so glitchy, annoying, and the loading times were just too much for me to stomach.
You mean Enter the Dragon.
That was the first game in the PS2 trilogy.
The reason Insomniac gave Spyro up was because they literally ran out of ideas for the franchise. So they opted for a bipedal anthropomorphic animal, because he could hold weapons.
Well, better they gave it up or that reason than just implement new stupid ideas. Though they probably could have done a better job with the lame ass ideas anyway.
Quote from: Blaziken on June 21, 2008, 10:45:26 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on June 21, 2008, 10:28:24 PM
Quote from: Redpaige13 on June 21, 2008, 10:14:06 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on June 21, 2008, 10:11:15 PM
Quote from: Java_Java on June 21, 2008, 10:03:50 PM
Eww...wtf?
I liked the Spyro games that I would play at my friend's house on his PS1.
Then, I finally got a Spyro game for myself on the PS2. Enter the Dragon, I think it was?
I absolutely hated it.
The only good ones are on the PS1.
I tried SOOO hard to like the ones on the GBA, but they just freaking sucked, now that I realize it.
Likewise. I even tried to give that.. Year of the Dragonfly game a shot. But it was so glitchy, annoying, and the loading times were just too much for me to stomach.
You mean Enter the Dragon.
That was the first game in the PS2 trilogy.
The reason Insomniac gave Spyro up was because they literally ran out of ideas for the franchise. So they opted for a bipedal anthropomorphic animal, because he could hold weapons.
Well, better they gave it up or that reason than just implement new stupid ideas. Though they probably could have done a better job with the lame ass ideas anyway.
Spyro blowing bubbles, anyone?
Quote from: Redpaige13 on June 21, 2008, 09:22:50 PM
What the hell does Insomniac think about this? Imma write them a dang letter asking this. I really wish they'd take their game back. I don't want to see Spyro butchered anymore.
They just don't care about Spyro anymore. They sold the franchise to work on Ratchet and Clank and, later, Resistance.
There's only so much you can do with Spyro, the character. Seriously. Go play Spyro 1 right now. Around 70% through the story, you'll begin to notice that the game is terribly repetitive, and it almost doesn't do a lot to spice it up. Thankfully, the 2nd and 3rd game give him more abilities and stuff, but the repetition of the franchise is most obvious in the first PS1 game.
Same With DK, when RARE left. Now all he has is stupid climbing games and stupid bongo games. >:(
I dunno if DK Jungle Climber was good or not, but DK King of Swing wasn't that great.
No. No no no.
Oh poop, is this legal? They can't intercourse ing ruin it anymore, but they've found a way. How the hell is that possible?
I need to get on eBay, find that frikkin Spyro set, and salvage my childhood.
God I hate these people now.
I miss Crash Bash as well. :P
Also, what the hell is with Sparx? He looks like the result of a night with a dinosaur and a dragonfly both full of alcohol. Giggity giggity no.
...I'm going to go play Year of the Dragon right now. I'm confused as hell as to how I beat the third boss on a regular basis when I was six. Shit he's tough.
I hate the fact that Spyro and Crash are being butchered as well...
at least theres some classic elements of those 2 in Ratchet and Clank, and Jak and Daxter...
A movie? F*** no.
Anyway, I've never been a fan of Spyro's games. Well, after I played one of his games, I was disgusted. :-\
Quote from: Linkfan71 on June 22, 2008, 02:15:05 PM
I hate the fact that Spyro and Crash are being butchered as well...
at least theres some classic elements of those 2 in Ratchet and Clank, and Jak and Daxter...
I don't know why I don't like Ratchet and Clank, it just don't.
I feel sorry for the Crash and Spyro franchises, they tried so hard to get on the same level as Mario and Sonic and look at them...
I've brought this up before.
Giving Sparx a voice was one of the most ridiculous decisions I've seen made in that series (and there have been many). Changing his design was a bad idea.
It lost the "feel" of the original when Insomniac lost the rights to the games. They have said before they don't have interest in taking the series back, I think, but it would please me very much if they ever re-acquired the rights for the series and attempted to make one good game out of the series again, as some sort of redemption for what happened to it in the interim.