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Generally Speaking => Power On => Topic started by: THEBIRD on June 22, 2008, 07:51:17 PM

Title: Hidden Messages in Safety Signs
Post by: THEBIRD on June 22, 2008, 07:51:17 PM
The hidden messages in safety signs. (http://www.safenow.org/)

Now you know the true meanings of these signs, and I hope you will now be able to survive radioactive substances or terrorist attacks.

XD This site is hilarious. It actually made me laugh out loud, which I don't actually do that often.
Title: Re: Hidden Messages in Safety Signs
Post by: JrDude on June 22, 2008, 07:57:07 PM
Awsome!
I actually Lol'd.
Are those signs real? ????
Title: Re: Hidden Messages in Safety Signs
Post by: Tupin on June 22, 2008, 08:00:10 PM
Quote from: JrDude on June 22, 2008, 07:57:07 PM
Awsome!
I actually Lol'd.
Are those signs real? ????
The signs are, but not the commentary.

I have a whole book of these things.

I'm thinking about sending in a sign that advertises the "Bacon Log Cabin".  :D

Title: Re: Hidden Messages in Safety Signs
Post by: Gwen Khan on June 22, 2008, 08:00:56 PM
I laughed a few times, ever seen those books with dumb laws? those are great
Title: Re: Hidden Messages in Safety Signs
Post by: Anarchy_Jas on June 22, 2008, 08:03:44 PM
Oh wow the "Parking break" one. xD
Title: Re: Hidden Messages in Safety Signs
Post by: Lotos on June 22, 2008, 08:13:04 PM
I'm going to that 'underground' rave in the shelter.
Title: Re: Hidden Messages in Safety Signs
Post by: ThePowerOfOne on June 22, 2008, 08:26:51 PM
"Try to absorb as much of the radiation as possible with your groin region. The current world record is 5 minutes, 12 seconds."

"If you've become a radiation mutant with a deformed hand, remember to close the window. No one wants to see that."

XD
Title: Re: Hidden Messages in Safety Signs
Post by: Water ☮ on June 22, 2008, 08:31:34 PM
I thought that was great! this thread needs more hidden messages!
Title: Re: Hidden Messages in Safety Signs
Post by: Java on June 22, 2008, 08:44:16 PM
Those were great!

Nice find. :)
Title: Re: Hidden Messages in Safety Signs
Post by: Silverhawk79 on June 22, 2008, 09:34:04 PM
"Use your flashlight to lift the walls right off of you!"
I chuckled.
Title: Re: Hidden Messages in Safety Signs
Post by: extraz on June 23, 2008, 05:40:19 AM
that was great stuff
Title: Re: Hidden Messages in Safety Signs
Post by: Zovistograt on June 23, 2008, 05:43:14 AM
I lol'd hard.  I think my fav is "Do not drive a station wagon if a utility pole is protruding from the hood."


Also, the original government site's title in a Firefox tab is pretty great too.  "Prepare.  Plan.  Stay in..."
Title: Re: Hidden Messages in Safety Signs
Post by: SkyMyl on June 23, 2008, 07:36:22 AM
"If you see a terrorist arrow, pin it against the wall with your shoulder."

...XD
Title: Re: Hidden Messages in Safety Signs
Post by: WiiGuy on June 23, 2008, 07:47:49 AM
lol :D
I've never seen those signs before.
Title: Re: Hidden Messages in Safety Signs
Post by: Kilroy on June 23, 2008, 08:08:43 AM
Seen it, still funny, though.
Title: Re: Hidden Messages in Safety Signs
Post by: sonicdude164 on June 23, 2008, 09:16:50 AM
xD That was hilarious!

Title: Re: Hidden Messages in Safety Signs
Post by: Miiman56 on June 23, 2008, 09:44:09 AM
hilarious XD 10/10
Title: Re: Hidden Messages in Safety Signs
Post by: Doodle on June 23, 2008, 06:38:03 PM
Lol, those were pretty funny. :P
Title: Re: Hidden Messages in Safety Signs
Post by: .:DL:. on June 23, 2008, 07:09:48 PM
"If your building collapses, climb under your table and practice yoga postures."


Wow. XD
Title: Re: Hidden Messages in Safety Signs
Post by: BOSSNIG on June 23, 2008, 07:20:51 PM
Greatest warning ever is on a chainsaw. "Do not attempt to stop blade with groin"
Title: Re: Hidden Messages in Safety Signs
Post by: Psilocybin on June 25, 2008, 02:40:07 AM
old but lol'd