I was walking to school today, minding my own buisness. But eventually, I noticed a rotting corpse in front of me. Now, of all the probable spiecies this corpse could be, it was a FISH carcus! That's right, a random fish corpse in the middle of the sidewalk!
Strange thing is, there is no reasonable way for that fish to get there. There hasn't been any floods, no water even NEAR the spot, and there was no visible markings, so that ruled out being left by an animal. And it's a BIG fish too. Probably 10 inches wide.
Seriously, this beats anything else random in the world. There's no freaking reason for that fish to be there and yet THERE IT IS! I'm scared. This is probably some warning from God or Buddah or something.
WTF Fish Corpse FTW!
fell off a truck? iunno...
Quote from: Nayrman on June 23, 2008, 04:51:31 PM
fell off a truck? iunno...
No curve near the place. Though I guess it is a possibility.
Someone was going to take a bucket filled with fish corpses that rotted over 100 years ago and trade it for money, but one fell out of the bucket and he couldn't recieve his pay because of it.
That my friend, is what your eyes gazed upon.
It was me. I found your school, took a large fish, put it there over the weekend, and left it for you to find. Conspiracy, right? I think not.
You call THAT weird? Nothing compaired to some of the things i've seen on the sidewalk... Like a dildo, condom, and pile of HUMAN poop.
Quote from: Phaze on June 23, 2008, 04:58:43 PM
You call THAT weird? Nothing compaired to some of the things i've seen on the sidewalk... Like a dildo, condom, and pile of HUMAN poop.
It would be quite interesting if they were all in the same general area.
Quote from: Zovistograt on June 23, 2008, 05:02:44 PM
Quote from: Phaze on June 23, 2008, 04:58:43 PM
You call THAT weird? Nothing compaired to some of the things i've seen on the sidewalk... Like a dildo, condom, and pile of HUMAN poop.
It would be quite interesting if they were all in the same general area.
*rimshot*
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on June 23, 2008, 05:25:21 PM
Quote from: Zovistograt on June 23, 2008, 05:02:44 PM
Quote from: Phaze on June 23, 2008, 04:58:43 PM
You call THAT weird? Nothing compaired to some of the things i've seen on the sidewalk... Like a dildo, condom, and pile of HUMAN s***.
It would be quite interesting if they were all in the same general area.
*rimshot*
LOLOLOLOLO
That would be pretty random. I don't know if it could beat my WTF Fish Carcus though.
Quote from: Shujinco on June 23, 2008, 05:27:23 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on June 23, 2008, 05:25:21 PM
Quote from: Zovistograt on June 23, 2008, 05:02:44 PM
Quote from: Phaze on June 23, 2008, 04:58:43 PM
You call THAT weird? Nothing compaired to some of the things i've seen on the sidewalk... Like a dildo, condom, and pile of HUMAN s***.
It would be quite interesting if they were all in the same general area.
*rimshot*
LOLOLOLOLO
That would be pretty random. I don't know if it could beat my WTF Fish Carcus though.
It's kind of unrelated, but I once saw a bus have a slow speed collision with a light post.
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on June 23, 2008, 05:33:10 PM
Quote from: Shujinco on June 23, 2008, 05:27:23 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on June 23, 2008, 05:25:21 PM
Quote from: Zovistograt on June 23, 2008, 05:02:44 PM
Quote from: Phaze on June 23, 2008, 04:58:43 PM
You call THAT weird? Nothing compaired to some of the things i've seen on the sidewalk... Like a dildo, condom, and pile of HUMAN s***.
It would be quite interesting if they were all in the same general area.
*rimshot*
LOLOLOLOLO
That would be pretty random. I don't know if it could beat my WTF Fish Carcus though.
It's kind of unrelated, but I once saw a bus have a slow speed collision with a light post.
Ok, THAT might beat my fish. :D :D :D
My friend found a $100 bill on the sidewalk when he went to get a sandwich at a D&D session at my other friend's house.
Quote from: Zovistograt on June 23, 2008, 05:37:07 PM
My friend found a $100 bill on the sidewalk when he went to get a sandwich at a D&D session at my other friend's house.
He must've gotten a crapload of sandwhiches, then.
Quote from: Phaze on June 23, 2008, 04:58:43 PM
You call THAT weird? Nothing compaired to some of the things i've seen on the sidewalk... Like a dildo, condom, and pile of HUMAN poop.
Eh, not truly surprising to me. The dildo maybe.
Quote from: Phaze on June 23, 2008, 04:58:43 PM
You call THAT weird? Nothing compaired to some of the things i've seen on the sidewalk... Like a dildo, condom, and pile of HUMAN s***.
Where the heck do you live :|
There are many ways that Fish could've gotten there.
Quote from: JrDude on June 23, 2008, 07:08:59 PM
There are many ways that Fish could've gotten there.
Like maybe, a bird dropped it.
I once found a perfectly good flashlight in the middle of my yard. Nearly ran over it with the lawnmower. It's neon green, and it says it's certified for use in hazardous and radioactive conditions. >_>
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on June 23, 2008, 07:50:34 PM
I once found a perfectly good flashlight in the middle of my yard. Nearly ran over it with the lawnmower. It's neon green, and it says it's certified for use in hazardous and radioactive conditions. >_>
I ran over this huge metal ring thing with the mover and it got cut in half. Then later I ran over a bigass rock and it made a loud noise and cut off the top of it. I think the blade is damaged now >_>.
My friends and I were walking down the street on a windy day and we happened upon a box full of packaging peanuts. My friend jumped into it, but since it was windy, the peanuts flew out in a flurry and spread out, covering the entire sidewalk and some of the street, as well as someone's yard. We looked at the mess for about 5 seconds and then ran like heck.
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on June 23, 2008, 07:44:24 PM
Quote from: JrDude on June 23, 2008, 07:08:59 PM
There are many ways that Fish could've gotten there.
Like maybe, a bird dropped it.
There were no taloon marks, and it was a PRETTY DANG BIG FISH! I mean, it was litterally 10 inches long. Only a bird of prey would be able to. Then there's the question as to why is hasn't been eaten yet. Don't they usually eat those right away?
Someone threw it out of a window of a car. I dunno why, buts that is the only answer I have.
someone probably just lost their lunch...
Quote from: extraz on June 24, 2008, 07:45:13 AM
someone probably just lost their lunch...
People eat whole raw fishes for lunch?
unless he lives in Norway, I don't think so.
Are there any cats were you live? If not then...Idk.
Maybe there was a tornado that sucked up all the fish out tof the lake and threw them elswhere..................................... :O
Quote from: Zovistograt on June 24, 2008, 07:48:14 AM
Quote from: extraz on June 24, 2008, 07:45:13 AM
someone probably just lost their lunch...
People eat whole raw fishes for lunch?
unless he lives in Norway, I don't think so.
Maybe they were planning on scaling, gutting, de-boning and cooking it at their place of work/school/home.
I wanna find random dead fish in strange places :[
Quote from: Seven on June 25, 2008, 02:42:58 AM
I wanna find random dead fish in strange places :[
My friend found a 5 incher near the door of the Kalahari (Hotel in Wisconsin Dells. Has a water park.). Of course, it's been flooding in the Dells. But not here. :-\
No side walks here, just the side of the road where you wait for the day a car runs over your foot.
I saw you coming so I pulled a fish out of my pants and put it on the sidewalk knowing you'd make a thread about it, case closed.