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Generally Speaking => Power On => Topic started by: Redpaige13 on June 24, 2008, 06:59:43 PM

Title: Gut me like a fish
Post by: Redpaige13 on June 24, 2008, 06:59:43 PM
This thread has a point, I promise.

I am in such pain right now, I'm ready to intercourse ing stab someone in the chest, pull their intercourse ing still-beating heart out, and show it to them before they die. 

But sadly all I can do right now is gasp for air and curl into a ball while pain shoots through my body.  I'm getting a little light-headed too.

I intercourse ing hate being a woman.  Oh Christ this intercourse ing hurts so much..

SO, when was the last time you were in incredible pain?

See?  Told you this thread has a point.  Now intercourse ing put me out of my misery already. 
Title: Re: Gut me like a fish
Post by: SkyMyl on June 24, 2008, 07:02:33 PM
Why are you in such pain? I hope you do alright... :(

Well, the last time I was in pain was when...erm...uhh...I can't remember when I'm in mixed company...
Title: Re: Gut me like a fish
Post by: Redpaige13 on June 24, 2008, 07:04:16 PM
Jesus christ someone intercourse ing kill me right now this pain is unbearable. 
I'm starting to get really dizzy and lightheaded. 
Title: Re: Gut me like a fish
Post by: Tupin on June 24, 2008, 07:05:16 PM
Nothing that I would prefer to mention in mixed company.
Title: Re: Gut me like a fish
Post by: SkyMyl on June 24, 2008, 07:05:49 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on June 24, 2008, 07:05:16 PM
Nothing that I would prefer to mention in mixed company.
That's two.
Title: Re: Gut me like a fish
Post by: Kilroy on June 24, 2008, 07:07:53 PM
Erm, yeah, what Tuppy said.

Title: Re: Gut me like a fish
Post by: L10 on June 24, 2008, 07:10:51 PM
E-coli

I swear that I think I know what birth feels like...(omg thise painful memories)
Title: Re: Gut me like a fish
Post by: ThePowerOfOne on June 24, 2008, 07:16:55 PM
Uhh... I guess my last headache. I FUCKING HATE HEADACHES!!! Last time I had one, it hurt sooooooooo intercourse ing bad. I just wanted to grab someone by the head and hurl them into a brick wall >_>
Title: Re: Gut me like a fish
Post by: Ares300 on June 24, 2008, 07:22:29 PM
Migrane(spl?), I blanked out and woke up in the ER waiting room.
Title: Re: Gut me like a fish
Post by: Tupin on June 24, 2008, 07:30:39 PM
Quote from: Ares300 on June 24, 2008, 07:22:29 PM
Migrane(spl?), I blanked out and woke up in the ER waiting room.
Must have been one killer migraine.
Title: Re: Gut me like a fish
Post by: えっちーせんぱい on June 24, 2008, 07:41:32 PM
I'll kill you if your fiance doesn't mind you dead.
Title: Re: Gut me like a fish
Post by: SkyMyl on June 24, 2008, 07:44:40 PM
Quote from: Blaziken on June 24, 2008, 07:41:32 PM
I'll kill you if your fiance doesn't mind you dead.
You do that, and there'll be two three funerals on NSF.
Title: Re: Gut me like a fish
Post by: Syncopathic on June 24, 2008, 07:53:33 PM
My cousin kicking me in the nuts.
I mad her off real bad, and she just all of sudden nailed me in my nuts...
That was the last time I ever mad her off...
Title: Re: Gut me like a fish
Post by: えっちーせんぱい on June 24, 2008, 07:59:35 PM
Quote from: MasterYoungLink on June 24, 2008, 07:44:40 PM
Quote from: Blaziken on June 24, 2008, 07:41:32 PM
I'll kill you if your fiance doesn't mind you dead.
You do that, and there'll be two three funerals on NSF.
Can i go to Minnesota first?
Title: Re: Gut me like a fish
Post by: Tupin on June 24, 2008, 08:01:18 PM
Quote from: Blaziken on June 24, 2008, 07:59:35 PM
Quote from: MasterYoungLink on June 24, 2008, 07:44:40 PM
Quote from: Blaziken on June 24, 2008, 07:41:32 PM
I'll kill you if your fiance doesn't mind you dead.
You do that, and there'll be two three funerals on NSF.
Can i go to Minnesota first?
What could you possibly want to do in Minnesota?
Title: Re: Gut me like a fish
Post by: えっちーせんぱい on June 24, 2008, 08:03:12 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on June 24, 2008, 08:01:18 PM
Quote from: Blaziken on June 24, 2008, 07:59:35 PM
Quote from: MasterYoungLink on June 24, 2008, 07:44:40 PM
Quote from: Blaziken on June 24, 2008, 07:41:32 PM
I'll kill you if your fiance doesn't mind you dead.
You do that, and there'll be two three funerals on NSF.
Can i go to Minnesota first?
What could you possibly want to do in Minnesota?
Meet a few people, and probably beat up one of them.
Title: Re: Gut me like a fish
Post by: Rayquarian on June 24, 2008, 08:33:29 PM
It'll all be worth it when you have rich kids.
Title: Re: Gut me like a fish
Post by: Jono2 on June 24, 2008, 09:41:03 PM
Quote from: Blaziken on June 24, 2008, 08:03:12 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on June 24, 2008, 08:01:18 PM
Quote from: Blaziken on June 24, 2008, 07:59:35 PM
Quote from: MasterYoungLink on June 24, 2008, 07:44:40 PM
Quote from: Blaziken on June 24, 2008, 07:41:32 PM
I'll kill you if your fiance doesn't mind you dead.
You do that, and there'll be two three funerals on NSF.
Can i go to Minnesota first?
What could you possibly want to do in Minnesota?
Meet a few people, and probably beat up one of them.


minnesota is boring.

trust me.
Title: Re: Gut me like a fish
Post by: britneymahboy on June 24, 2008, 09:44:52 PM
Sounds like you have diarrhea.
Title: Re: Gut me like a fish
Post by: えっちーせんぱい on June 24, 2008, 09:54:31 PM
Quote from: Jono2 on June 24, 2008, 09:41:03 PM
Quote from: Blaziken on June 24, 2008, 08:03:12 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on June 24, 2008, 08:01:18 PM
Quote from: Blaziken on June 24, 2008, 07:59:35 PM
Quote from: MasterYoungLink on June 24, 2008, 07:44:40 PM
Quote from: Blaziken on June 24, 2008, 07:41:32 PM
I'll kill you if your fiance doesn't mind you dead.
You do that, and there'll be two three funerals on NSF.
Can i go to Minnesota first?
What could you possibly want to do in Minnesota?
Meet a few people, and probably beat up one of them.


minnesota is boring.

trust me.
Who said I'm staying?
Title: Re: Gut me like a fish
Post by: Jono2 on June 24, 2008, 09:57:22 PM
Quote from: Blaziken on June 24, 2008, 09:54:31 PM
Quote from: Jono2 on June 24, 2008, 09:41:03 PM
Quote from: Blaziken on June 24, 2008, 08:03:12 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on June 24, 2008, 08:01:18 PM
Quote from: Blaziken on June 24, 2008, 07:59:35 PM
Quote from: MasterYoungLink on June 24, 2008, 07:44:40 PM
Quote from: Blaziken on June 24, 2008, 07:41:32 PM
I'll kill you if your fiance doesn't mind you dead.
You do that, and there'll be two three funerals on NSF.
Can i go to Minnesota first?
What could you possibly want to do in Minnesota?
Meet a few people, and probably beat up one of them.


minnesota is boring.

trust me.
Who said I'm staying?

its always boring, no matter what.
Title: Re: Gut me like a fish
Post by: えっちーせんぱい on June 24, 2008, 10:25:36 PM
Quote from: Jono2 on June 24, 2008, 09:57:22 PM
Quote from: Blaziken on June 24, 2008, 09:54:31 PM
Quote from: Jono2 on June 24, 2008, 09:41:03 PM
Quote from: Blaziken on June 24, 2008, 08:03:12 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on June 24, 2008, 08:01:18 PM
Quote from: Blaziken on June 24, 2008, 07:59:35 PM
Quote from: MasterYoungLink on June 24, 2008, 07:44:40 PM
Quote from: Blaziken on June 24, 2008, 07:41:32 PM
I'll kill you if your fiance doesn't mind you dead.
You do that, and there'll be two three funerals on NSF.
Can i go to Minnesota first?
What could you possibly want to do in Minnesota?
Meet a few people, and probably beat up one of them.


minnesota is boring.

trust me.
Who said I'm staying?

its always boring, no matter what.
So you say..
Title: Re: Gut me like a fish
Post by: Anarchy_Jas on June 25, 2008, 12:06:00 AM
Quote from: Redpaige13 on June 24, 2008, 06:59:43 PM

I intercourse ing hate being a woman.  Oh Christ this intercourse ing hurts so much..

SO, when was the last time you were in incredible pain?

See?  Told you this thread has a point.  Now intercourse ing put me out of my misery already. 

Um... *Gives a box of Midol...?* 0.0

Last time this Sh0rTi was in incredible pain, hmm... Last month and the months before that for however many years. xP
Title: Re: Gut me like a fish
Post by: Psilocybin on June 25, 2008, 02:19:14 AM
how is babby formed
Title: Re: Gut me like a fish
Post by: Eizweir on June 25, 2008, 08:00:12 AM
I have this weird, lower abdomen pain attack every once in a while.  It hurts so freaking bad, I can't do anything except stand there and wait for it to end.  I don't know what it is, but I read a book and one of the characters sounded like she had a similar problem.  A kink in her intestine.  :O
Title: Re: Gut me like a fish
Post by: extraz on June 25, 2008, 08:01:49 AM
the time I got a  big ass splinter in the joint of my big toe

the time I got a huge headache, stomach ache at the same time

the time a rake fell on my head

Title: Re: Gut me like a fish
Post by: Doodle on June 25, 2008, 08:32:17 AM
Uhhhh...when I got stitches on my knee. They had to numb it of course, but I didn't think they would STICK A NEEDLE IN THE CUT!! "Don't worry, this will only hurt like a bee sting." Heh heh, WRONGO! And he kept screwing up and having to do it again! And again! >:(:(
Title: Re: Gut me like a fish
Post by: Lotos on June 25, 2008, 08:32:46 AM
When I took Addarol without food.  FUCK that hurt.  It felt like someone was squeezing my stomach really tight.
Title: Re: Gut me like a fish
Post by: Flying Chickens on June 25, 2008, 09:28:42 AM
I dropped a paving stone on my foot when I was about 8-9.
Shit it hurt, it practically crushed my foot.
Title: Re: Gut me like a fish
Post by: Zovistograt on June 25, 2008, 10:09:17 AM
I don't think I've been in THAT much pain lately.  I can't really remember the last time...ever since I stopped doing physical activity for fun, it hasn't been happening as much.

And are you giving birth while on the Internet?  If so, congrats.  If not...uh...nvm but congrats sometime in the future ^_^

Quote from: Seven on June 25, 2008, 02:19:14 AM
how is babby formed
they need to do way instain mother> who kills thier babbys
Title: Re: Gut me like a fish
Post by: SkyMyl on June 25, 2008, 02:04:41 PM
I don't believe Red is pregnant...yet. I hope not...trust me, I know. :(
Quote from: Orgizirtee on June 25, 2008, 09:28:42 AM
I dropped a paving stone on my foot when I was about 8-9.
s*** it hurt, it practically crushed my foot.
Hey, at least it wasn't a knife.
Title: Re: Gut me like a fish
Post by: Silverhawk79 on June 25, 2008, 02:22:45 PM
I think Red is on her period, either that or has one hell of a migraine. :(
Title: Re: Gut me like a fish
Post by: SkyMyl on June 25, 2008, 02:34:10 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on June 25, 2008, 02:22:45 PM
I think Red is on her period, either that or has one hell of a migraine. :(
... (http://youtube.com/watch?v=a1Y73sPHKxw&feature=related)

Must be the migraine.