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Generally Speaking => Power On => Topic started by: LinkXLR on June 25, 2008, 04:29:35 PM

Title: Dear God no.....please, just take it away.
Post by: LinkXLR on June 25, 2008, 04:29:35 PM
http://movies.ign.com/dor/objects/14258161/disaster-movie/videos/dis_movie_trlr1_062308.html

Watch the trailer and see what looks to be the worst movie that will ever come out.
Title: Re: Dear God no.....please, just take it away.
Post by: Tupin on June 25, 2008, 04:33:39 PM
Is this one of those bad parody movies?
Title: Re: Dear God no.....please, just take it away.
Post by: Nayrman on June 25, 2008, 04:34:05 PM
And I thought Hollywood couldn't sink any lower. If Superhero Movie, Meet the Spartans, and Scary Movie after 2 showed anything PEOPLE DON"T CARE ANYMORE STOP MAKING THESE HORRIBLE MOVIES!
Dear god I could come up with a more origional concept in five minutes that'd be more successful than this crapheap
Title: Re: Dear God no.....please, just take it away.
Post by: GreatGonzales106 on June 25, 2008, 04:34:52 PM
Hoe were they able to put that together so fast? It seems like half of those movies it spoofs came out this month or last month.
Title: Re: Dear God no.....please, just take it away.
Post by: Tupin on June 25, 2008, 04:35:52 PM
Quote from: GreatGonzalez106 on June 25, 2008, 04:34:52 PM
Hoe were they able to put that together so fast? It seems like half of those movies it spoofs came out this month or last month.
These movies can't take more than a month or two to make.
Title: Re: Dear God no.....please, just take it away.
Post by: B.A.M. on June 25, 2008, 04:36:10 PM
Can't wait till they make fun of the parody movie genre.

Either way these movies are doing poopty in terms of sales so they should stop.
Title: Re: Dear God no.....please, just take it away.
Post by: Daft Pink on June 25, 2008, 04:36:31 PM
Wow, this looks even worse than the other ones. :|
Title: Re: Dear God no.....please, just take it away.
Post by: Nayrman on June 25, 2008, 04:38:09 PM
Quote from: B.A.M. on June 25, 2008, 04:36:10 PM
Can't wait till they make fun of the parody movie genre.

Either way these movies are doing s***ty in terms of sales so they should stop.
Everyone in hollywood is stupid besides Spielberg and, occasionally, Lucas (when he isn't beating the Star Wars licenese to DEATH)
Title: Re: Dear God no.....please, just take it away.
Post by: LinkXLR on June 25, 2008, 04:51:59 PM
Quote from: Nayrman on June 25, 2008, 04:38:09 PM
Quote from: B.A.M. on June 25, 2008, 04:36:10 PM
Can't wait till they make fun of the parody movie genre.

Either way these movies are doing s***ty in terms of sales so they should stop.
Everyone in hollywood is stupid besides Spielberg and, occasionally, Lucas (when he isn't beating the Star Wars licenese to DEATH)
You know, Speilberg is making a documentary about Lincoln next year. :0
Title: Re: Dear God no.....please, just take it away.
Post by: Tupin on June 25, 2008, 04:52:48 PM
Quote from: Nayrman on June 25, 2008, 04:38:09 PM
Quote from: B.A.M. on June 25, 2008, 04:36:10 PM
Can't wait till they make fun of the parody movie genre.

Either way these movies are doing s***ty in terms of sales so they should stop.
Everyone in hollywood is stupid besides Spielberg and, occasionally, Lucas (when he isn't beating the Star Wars licenese to DEATH)
Martin Scorsese?

I would not hold back at all if I were to meet these "filmmakers".
Title: Re: Dear God no.....please, just take it away.
Post by: Ares300 on June 25, 2008, 04:53:25 PM
i saw this coming....... :|
Title: Re: Dear God no.....please, just take it away.
Post by: Nayrman on June 25, 2008, 04:56:37 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on June 25, 2008, 04:52:48 PM
Quote from: Nayrman on June 25, 2008, 04:38:09 PM
Quote from: B.A.M. on June 25, 2008, 04:36:10 PM
Can't wait till they make fun of the parody movie genre.

Either way these movies are doing s***ty in terms of sales so they should stop.
Everyone in hollywood is stupid besides Spielberg and, occasionally, Lucas (when he isn't beating the Star Wars licenese to DEATH)
Martin Scorsese?

I would not hold back at all if I were to meet these "filmmakers".
When was the last time he made something (at least I was interested in anyway).
He was pretty good too tho.
Again, Today's hollywood = fail
Which is why I'm always worried about my work getting butchered should I try to make it.
Title: Re: Dear God no.....please, just take it away.
Post by: Water ☮ on June 25, 2008, 04:59:03 PM
wtf!? do they have some kinda intercourse ing contract were they have to make every movie genre into some kinda bullpoop parody. These movies suck!
Title: Re: Dear God no.....please, just take it away.
Post by: Tupin on June 25, 2008, 04:59:55 PM
Quote from: Nayrman on June 25, 2008, 04:56:37 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on June 25, 2008, 04:52:48 PM
Quote from: Nayrman on June 25, 2008, 04:38:09 PM
Quote from: B.A.M. on June 25, 2008, 04:36:10 PM
Can't wait till they make fun of the parody movie genre.

Either way these movies are doing s***ty in terms of sales so they should stop.
Everyone in hollywood is stupid besides Spielberg and, occasionally, Lucas (when he isn't beating the Star Wars licenese to DEATH)
Martin Scorsese?

I would not hold back at all if I were to meet these "filmmakers".
When was the last time he made something (at least I was interested in anyway).
He was pretty good too tho.
Again, Today's hollywood = fail
Which is why I'm always worried about my work getting butchered should I try to make it.
Just be a hardass and say no to anyone who suggests something you don't agree with and don't pay them for stuff that they do that you don't like, kind of like how Itagaki made all of the 3D Ninja Gaiden games.
Title: Re: Dear God no.....please, just take it away.
Post by: Ares300 on June 25, 2008, 05:00:38 PM
Quote from: WaterGod on June 25, 2008, 04:59:03 PM
wtf!? do they have some kinda f***ing contract were they have to make every movie genre into some kinda bulls*** parody. These movies suck!

Aparently, expect 3-5 more of these crappy flicks in the coming year(s) ;)
Title: Re: Dear God no.....please, just take it away.
Post by: Nayrman on June 25, 2008, 05:12:38 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on June 25, 2008, 04:59:55 PM
Quote from: Nayrman on June 25, 2008, 04:56:37 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on June 25, 2008, 04:52:48 PM
Quote from: Nayrman on June 25, 2008, 04:38:09 PM
Quote from: B.A.M. on June 25, 2008, 04:36:10 PM
Can't wait till they make fun of the parody movie genre.

Either way these movies are doing s***ty in terms of sales so they should stop.
Everyone in hollywood is stupid besides Spielberg and, occasionally, Lucas (when he isn't beating the Star Wars licenese to DEATH)
Martin Scorsese?

I would not hold back at all if I were to meet these "filmmakers".
When was the last time he made something (at least I was interested in anyway).
He was pretty good too tho.
Again, Today's hollywood = fail
Which is why I'm always worried about my work getting butchered should I try to make it.
Just be a hardass and say no to anyone who suggests something you don't agree with and don't pay them for stuff that they do that you don't like, kind of like how Itagaki made all of the 3D Ninja Gaiden games.
Trust me, I'm not letting anyone even NEAR my work. I'd rather never make the movies than let them get touched by a intercourse ing retarted studio
Title: Re: Dear God no.....please, just take it away.
Post by: Tupin on June 25, 2008, 05:16:19 PM
Quote from: Nayrman on June 25, 2008, 05:12:38 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on June 25, 2008, 04:59:55 PM
Quote from: Nayrman on June 25, 2008, 04:56:37 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on June 25, 2008, 04:52:48 PM
Quote from: Nayrman on June 25, 2008, 04:38:09 PM
Quote from: B.A.M. on June 25, 2008, 04:36:10 PM
Can't wait till they make fun of the parody movie genre.

Either way these movies are doing s***ty in terms of sales so they should stop.
Everyone in hollywood is stupid besides Spielberg and, occasionally, Lucas (when he isn't beating the Star Wars licenese to DEATH)
Martin Scorsese?

I would not hold back at all if I were to meet these "filmmakers".
When was the last time he made something (at least I was interested in anyway).
He was pretty good too tho.
Again, Today's hollywood = fail
Which is why I'm always worried about my work getting butchered should I try to make it.
Just be a hardass and say no to anyone who suggests something you don't agree with and don't pay them for stuff that they do that you don't like, kind of like how Itagaki made all of the 3D Ninja Gaiden games.
Trust me, I'm not letting anyone even NEAR my work. I'd rather never make the movies than let them get touched by a intercourse ing retarted studio
Good, because if they ever parodied any of my movies without my consent, I would threaten to sue on the grounds of desecration of an art form.
Title: Re: Dear God no.....please, just take it away.
Post by: Nayrman on June 25, 2008, 05:19:16 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on June 25, 2008, 05:16:19 PM
Quote from: Nayrman on June 25, 2008, 05:12:38 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on June 25, 2008, 04:59:55 PM
Quote from: Nayrman on June 25, 2008, 04:56:37 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on June 25, 2008, 04:52:48 PM
Quote from: Nayrman on June 25, 2008, 04:38:09 PM
Quote from: B.A.M. on June 25, 2008, 04:36:10 PM
Can't wait till they make fun of the parody movie genre.

Either way these movies are doing s***ty in terms of sales so they should stop.
Everyone in hollywood is stupid besides Spielberg and, occasionally, Lucas (when he isn't beating the Star Wars licenese to DEATH)
Martin Scorsese?

I would not hold back at all if I were to meet these "filmmakers".
When was the last time he made something (at least I was interested in anyway).
He was pretty good too tho.
Again, Today's hollywood = fail
Which is why I'm always worried about my work getting butchered should I try to make it.
Just be a hardass and say no to anyone who suggests something you don't agree with and don't pay them for stuff that they do that you don't like, kind of like how Itagaki made all of the 3D Ninja Gaiden games.
Trust me, I'm not letting anyone even NEAR my work. I'd rather never make the movies than let them get touched by a f***ing retarted studio
Good, because if they ever parodied any of my movies without my consent, I would threaten to sue on the grounds of desecration of an art form.
Same. I'm fine with satire but blatant rip-offing just always pisses me off to no end.
I'm hoping in college I can get some connections to guys who will actually listen to me. G.Tech consistantly has guys from LucasArts recruit from my school. Hopefully I can get something going. We also get Pixar but Disney can kiss my ass I am NOT wasting my life to kiddy movies.
Title: Re: Dear God no.....please, just take it away.
Post by: Tupin on June 25, 2008, 05:22:52 PM
Quote from: Nayrman on June 25, 2008, 05:19:16 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on June 25, 2008, 05:16:19 PM
Quote from: Nayrman on June 25, 2008, 05:12:38 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on June 25, 2008, 04:59:55 PM
Quote from: Nayrman on June 25, 2008, 04:56:37 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on June 25, 2008, 04:52:48 PM
Quote from: Nayrman on June 25, 2008, 04:38:09 PM
Quote from: B.A.M. on June 25, 2008, 04:36:10 PM
Can't wait till they make fun of the parody movie genre.

Either way these movies are doing s***ty in terms of sales so they should stop.
Everyone in hollywood is stupid besides Spielberg and, occasionally, Lucas (when he isn't beating the Star Wars licenese to DEATH)
Martin Scorsese?

I would not hold back at all if I were to meet these "filmmakers".
When was the last time he made something (at least I was interested in anyway).
He was pretty good too tho.
Again, Today's hollywood = fail
Which is why I'm always worried about my work getting butchered should I try to make it.
Just be a hardass and say no to anyone who suggests something you don't agree with and don't pay them for stuff that they do that you don't like, kind of like how Itagaki made all of the 3D Ninja Gaiden games.
Trust me, I'm not letting anyone even NEAR my work. I'd rather never make the movies than let them get touched by a f***ing retarted studio
Good, because if they ever parodied any of my movies without my consent, I would threaten to sue on the grounds of desecration of an art form.
Same. I'm fine with satire but blatant rip-offing just always pisses me off to no end.
I'm hoping in college I can get some connections to guys who will actually listen to me. G.Tech consistantly has guys from LucasArts recruit from my school. Hopefully I can get something going. We also get Pixar but Disney can kiss my ass I am NOT wasting my life to kiddy movies.
I would love to work for Pixar, you can really can put your imagination to work.
Title: Re: Dear God no.....please, just take it away.
Post by: CoolSlyZero on June 25, 2008, 10:40:04 PM
Wth? another of those crappy movies again... when will it end :|
Title: Re: Dear God no.....please, just take it away.
Post by: Kaz on June 26, 2008, 12:41:41 AM
Quote from: Nayrman on June 25, 2008, 04:38:09 PM
Quote from: B.A.M. on June 25, 2008, 04:36:10 PM
Can't wait till they make fun of the parody movie genre.

Either way these movies are doing s***ty in terms of sales so they should stop.
Everyone in hollywood is stupid besides Spielberg and, occasionally, Lucas (when he isn't beating the Star Wars licenese to DEATH)

Haha, that's funny. Spielberg doesn't beat his licenses to death? He does it more than Lucas does. Indiana Jones? How many times have I seen an Indy-related commercial in the last month?
Title: Re: Dear God no.....please, just take it away.
Post by: Rayquarian on June 26, 2008, 12:55:26 AM
Can't they come up with better titles that "*Adjective* Movie"?  (Meet the Spartans doesn't count)
Title: Re: Dear God no.....please, just take it away.
Post by: L10 on June 26, 2008, 08:34:40 PM
Reminds me of the games lately.
Title: Re: Dear God no.....please, just take it away.
Post by: Tupin on June 26, 2008, 08:38:51 PM
Quote from: Lichig0 on June 26, 2008, 08:34:40 PM
Reminds me of the games lately.
You mean how stuff like this will sell like hotcakes and good stuff will be ignored?

Title: Re: Dear God no.....please, just take it away.
Post by: L10 on June 26, 2008, 08:42:19 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on June 26, 2008, 08:38:51 PM
Quote from: Lichig0 on June 26, 2008, 08:34:40 PM
Reminds me of the games lately.
You mean how stuff like this will sell like hotcakes and good stuff will be ignored?


If you want to put it that way then yes coughcoughHalocough
Title: Re: Dear God no.....please, just take it away.
Post by: Java on June 26, 2008, 11:03:56 PM
I really hope nobody watches this.

Title: Re: Dear God no.....please, just take it away.
Post by: phatyo on June 26, 2008, 11:33:20 PM
This movie actually looks good. A good laugh why not? Why do movies have to be about super heros or serious these days? Light up this movie won't kill you. Just don't go see it.
Title: Re: Dear God no.....please, just take it away.
Post by: LinkXLR on June 27, 2008, 12:49:46 AM
Quote from: phatyo on June 26, 2008, 11:33:20 PM
This movie actually looks good. A good laugh why not? Why do movies have to be about super heros or serious these days? Light up this movie won't kill you. Just don't go see it.
You do know that this is from the same people who made Epic Movie and Meet the Spartans, right? Plus, they released one of their monstrosoties not even 2 months ago.
Title: Re: Dear God no.....please, just take it away.
Post by: Nayrman on June 27, 2008, 06:00:52 AM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on June 25, 2008, 05:22:52 PM
Quote from: Nayrman on June 25, 2008, 05:19:16 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on June 25, 2008, 05:16:19 PM
Quote from: Nayrman on June 25, 2008, 05:12:38 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on June 25, 2008, 04:59:55 PM
Quote from: Nayrman on June 25, 2008, 04:56:37 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on June 25, 2008, 04:52:48 PM
Quote from: Nayrman on June 25, 2008, 04:38:09 PM
Quote from: B.A.M. on June 25, 2008, 04:36:10 PM
Can't wait till they make fun of the parody movie genre.

Either way these movies are doing s***ty in terms of sales so they should stop.
Everyone in hollywood is stupid besides Spielberg and, occasionally, Lucas (when he isn't beating the Star Wars licenese to DEATH)
Martin Scorsese?

I would not hold back at all if I were to meet these "filmmakers".
When was the last time he made something (at least I was interested in anyway).
He was pretty good too tho.
Again, Today's hollywood = fail
Which is why I'm always worried about my work getting butchered should I try to make it.
Just be a hardass and say no to anyone who suggests something you don't agree with and don't pay them for stuff that they do that you don't like, kind of like how Itagaki made all of the 3D Ninja Gaiden games.
Trust me, I'm not letting anyone even NEAR my work. I'd rather never make the movies than let them get touched by a f***ing retarted studio
Good, because if they ever parodied any of my movies without my consent, I would threaten to sue on the grounds of desecration of an art form.
Same. I'm fine with satire but blatant rip-offing just always pisses me off to no end.
I'm hoping in college I can get some connections to guys who will actually listen to me. G.Tech consistantly has guys from LucasArts recruit from my school. Hopefully I can get something going. We also get Pixar but Disney can kiss my ass I am NOT wasting my life to kiddy movies.
I would love to work for Pixar, you can really can put your imagination to work.
But you have to be child friendly and the like. None of my ideas as of right now are "kiddy" at all 0_0;;
Besides, you know how much Disney likes to "control" it's pictures.
Quote from: Kaz on June 26, 2008, 12:41:41 AM
Quote from: Nayrman on June 25, 2008, 04:38:09 PM
Quote from: B.A.M. on June 25, 2008, 04:36:10 PM
Can't wait till they make fun of the parody movie genre.

Either way these movies are doing s***ty in terms of sales so they should stop.
Everyone in hollywood is stupid besides Spielberg and, occasionally, Lucas (when he isn't beating the Star Wars licenese to DEATH)

Haha, that's funny. Spielberg doesn't beat his licenses to death? He does it more than Lucas does. Indiana Jones? How many times have I seen an Indy-related commercial in the last month?
The commercials have nothing to do with Speilberg...that's the marketing department. At least Spielburg didn't create a whole gaming division of his company...and completely dedicate it to making games about his movies non-stop for the last ten years. I mean seriosuly, when was the last time we got an ORIGIONAL NON-Star Wars/Indy game from them? The SNES I think!?
Title: Re: Dear God no.....please, just take it away.
Post by: L10 on June 27, 2008, 09:44:04 AM
Quote from: phatyo on June 26, 2008, 11:33:20 PM
This movie actually looks good. A good laugh why not? Why do movies have to be about super heros or serious these days? Light up this movie won't kill you. Just don't go see it.
I bet you watch family guy.
Title: Re: Dear God no.....please, just take it away.
Post by: Tupin on June 27, 2008, 09:47:21 AM
Quote from: Lichig0 on June 27, 2008, 09:44:04 AM
Quote from: phatyo on June 26, 2008, 11:33:20 PM
This movie actually looks good. A good laugh why not? Why do movies have to be about super heros or serious these days? Light up this movie won't kill you. Just don't go see it.
I bet you watch family guy.
He's phatyo.

Of course he does.
Title: Re: Dear God no.....please, just take it away.
Post by: Kilroy on June 27, 2008, 09:49:37 AM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on June 27, 2008, 09:47:21 AM
Quote from: Lichig0 on June 27, 2008, 09:44:04 AM
Quote from: phatyo on June 26, 2008, 11:33:20 PM
This movie actually looks good. A good laugh why not? Why do movies have to be about super heros or serious these days? Light up this movie won't kill you. Just don't go see it.
I bet you watch family guy.
He's phatyo.

Of course he does.
What kind of an idiot doesn't watch Family Guy =/
Title: Re: Dear God no.....please, just take it away.
Post by: Kilroy on June 27, 2008, 09:51:08 AM
LET'S RAWK OUT

*plays Foreplay/Long Time ~ Boston*
Title: Re: Dear God no.....please, just take it away.
Post by: Tupin on June 27, 2008, 09:51:52 AM
Quote from: Byte on June 27, 2008, 09:49:37 AM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on June 27, 2008, 09:47:21 AM
Quote from: Lichig0 on June 27, 2008, 09:44:04 AM
Quote from: phatyo on June 26, 2008, 11:33:20 PM
This movie actually looks good. A good laugh why not? Why do movies have to be about super heros or serious these days? Light up this movie won't kill you. Just don't go see it.
I bet you watch family guy.
He's phatyo.

Of course he does.
What kind of an idiot doesn't watch Family Guy =/
I'll admit, I do.

But I realize that it isn't the best cartoon ever.
Title: Re: Dear God no.....please, just take it away.
Post by: L10 on June 27, 2008, 09:53:20 AM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on June 27, 2008, 09:51:52 AM
Quote from: Byte on June 27, 2008, 09:49:37 AM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on June 27, 2008, 09:47:21 AM
Quote from: Lichig0 on June 27, 2008, 09:44:04 AM
Quote from: phatyo on June 26, 2008, 11:33:20 PM
This movie actually looks good. A good laugh why not? Why do movies have to be about super heros or serious these days? Light up this movie won't kill you. Just don't go see it.
I bet you watch family guy.
He's phatyo.

Of course he does.
What kind of an idiot doesn't watch Family Guy =/
I'll admit, I do.

But I realize that it isn't the best cartoon ever.
I guess I can forgive you.
Title: Re: Dear God no.....please, just take it away.
Post by: Tupin on June 27, 2008, 09:58:34 AM
Quote from: Lichig0 on June 27, 2008, 09:53:20 AM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on June 27, 2008, 09:51:52 AM
Quote from: Byte on June 27, 2008, 09:49:37 AM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on June 27, 2008, 09:47:21 AM
Quote from: Lichig0 on June 27, 2008, 09:44:04 AM
Quote from: phatyo on June 26, 2008, 11:33:20 PM
This movie actually looks good. A good laugh why not? Why do movies have to be about super heros or serious these days? Light up this movie won't kill you. Just don't go see it.
I bet you watch family guy.
He's phatyo.

Of course he does.
What kind of an idiot doesn't watch Family Guy =/
I'll admit, I do.

But I realize that it isn't the best cartoon ever.
I guess I can forgive you.
Yeah, that title falls under this one, IMO.

(http://www.netaxs.com/~peter/animan/animan.jpg)
Title: Re: Dear God no.....please, just take it away.
Post by: Kilroy on June 27, 2008, 10:02:15 AM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on June 27, 2008, 09:58:34 AM
Quote from: Lichig0 on June 27, 2008, 09:53:20 AM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on June 27, 2008, 09:51:52 AM
Quote from: Byte on June 27, 2008, 09:49:37 AM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on June 27, 2008, 09:47:21 AM
Quote from: Lichig0 on June 27, 2008, 09:44:04 AM
Quote from: phatyo on June 26, 2008, 11:33:20 PM
This movie actually looks good. A good laugh why not? Why do movies have to be about super heros or serious these days? Light up this movie won't kill you. Just don't go see it.
I bet you watch family guy.
He's phatyo.

Of course he does.
What kind of an idiot doesn't watch Family Guy =/
I'll admit, I do.

But I realize that it isn't the best cartoon ever.
I guess I can forgive you.
Yeah, that title falls under this one, IMO.

(http://www.netaxs.com/~peter/animan/animan.jpg)
<3
Title: Re: Dear God no.....please, just take it away.
Post by: Triforceman22 on June 27, 2008, 11:48:05 AM
They should call it "up the ass movie" :|
Title: Re: Dear God no.....please, just take it away.
Post by: Nayrman on June 27, 2008, 11:49:24 AM
Quote from: Triforceman22 on June 27, 2008, 11:48:05 AM
They should call it "up the ass movie" :|
more like "we blew off all this money for nothing" movie.