Well, continuing from where we left off: I figured you meant emotional instability. But in all seriousness, Vaatix and myself account for a whole forum of mentally unstable people. Last night I entered a chat room and three people got tourette's. And I don't mean they started cursing. Tommy guns ejected from their moniters and bullets tore through their skin like rocks through wet paper towels.
What.
While normally I'm not a fan of the crazy, it's nice having a few people around who automatically induce it without needing to go out of their way. It can quickly make things interesting.
Quote from: Dawei on June 29, 2008, 10:35:51 PM
While normally I'm not a fan of the crazy, it's nice having a few people around who automatically induce it without needing to go out of their way. It can quickly make things interesting.
Some people just have a crazy switch in the back of their heads that kicks on when they feel like it. For example, if you want on-demand loons, go to a Southern Baptist church. These are a rare breed of people in Texas. You see, they live entirely off of cheap beer and metaphors. I acteally went to a baptism today and the peacher, who was wearing flip-flops and cargo shorts, called me a baptism crasher. I couldn't debate with him, as the only reason I went was to show off my Everybody Lies shirt and tell the girs who was getting baptized, in her own language, that it was like getting circumcised. Because religous people do it to people as if it's a bodily function, and by the end of it a piece of your heart is cut off.
Oh, and I should probably mention that this baptism took place in a river. I sat next to a man wearing a Southern Texas Assault Rifle Club (STARC) and told him that if a Catholic jumped in she would melt. He then asked why I said it had to be a she, and I replied," Since when have there been male Catholics? You're either a female or just a man who's genitals have been stolen by a man wearing all black."
Dill ,was I one of the three with Tourettes? o-o
Hey, I can account for some mental imbalances too.
Like being stupid with PHP. :(
DON'T FORGET THE ASSBURGER'S TOO.
Quote from: Xenomorphus on June 29, 2008, 10:47:07 PM
Dill ,was I one of the three with Tourettes? o-o
No, you've never been in a good chat before.
Quote from: Xenomorphus on June 29, 2008, 10:47:07 PM
Dill ,was I one of the three with Tourettes? o-o
You were the one masturbating to dinosaurs.
Quote from: Dawei on June 29, 2008, 10:54:25 PM
Quote from: Xenomorphus on June 29, 2008, 10:47:07 PM
Dill ,was I one of the three with Tourettes? o-o
You were the one masturbating to dinosaurs.
FCD's got a lot of weird fetishes. Now I have the image of DBY, Xeno, and Ron all going to the circus to meet women (I could hope as much). Everyone knows Zies doesn't care about what gender person he marries, as long as they have a speech impediment.
Quote from: Dill on June 29, 2008, 11:00:02 PM
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Quote from: Xenomorphus on June 29, 2008, 10:47:07 PM
Dill ,was I one of the three with Tourettes? o-o
You were the one masturbating to dinosaurs.
FCD's got a lot of weird fetishes. Now I have the image of DBY, Xeno, and Ron all going to the circus to meet women (I could hope as much). Everyone knows Zies doesn't care about what gender person he marries, as long as they have a speech impediment.
I think there might be a yiffer in there too.
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on June 29, 2008, 11:03:03 PM
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Quote from: Xenomorphus on June 29, 2008, 10:47:07 PM
Dill ,was I one of the three with Tourettes? o-o
You were the one masturbating to dinosaurs.
FCD's got a lot of weird fetishes. Now I have the image of DBY, Xeno, and Ron all going to the circus to meet women (I could hope as much). Everyone knows Zies doesn't care about what gender person he marries, as long as they have a speech impediment.
I think there might be a yiffer in there too.
That'd be Wolfman (http://forums.projectfcd.com/index.php?topic=25759.0). Probably Ron too. He really isn't that picky as long as they are overly optimistic and believe they will have great, long lasting relationship.
Quote from: Dawei on June 29, 2008, 10:54:25 PM
Quote from: Xenomorphus on June 29, 2008, 10:47:07 PM
Dill ,was I one of the three with Tourettes? o-o
You were the one masturbating to dinosaurs.
I dunno, were you the one masturbating over Osama Bin Laden while doing it with Bush? >_>
wat is a moniter mah dikshanary is not workin
Quote from: Xenomorphus on June 29, 2008, 11:07:11 PM
Quote from: Dawei on June 29, 2008, 10:54:25 PM
Quote from: Xenomorphus on June 29, 2008, 10:47:07 PM
Dill ,was I one of the three with Tourettes? o-o
You were the one masturbating to dinosaurs.
I dunno, were you the one masturbating over Osama Bin Laden while doing it with Bush? >_>
Helping your mama bomb a osama obama llama diorama.
Quote from: Dawei on June 29, 2008, 11:08:35 PM
Quote from: Xenomorphus on June 29, 2008, 11:07:11 PM
Quote from: Dawei on June 29, 2008, 10:54:25 PM
Quote from: Xenomorphus on June 29, 2008, 10:47:07 PM
Dill ,was I one of the three with Tourettes? o-o
You were the one masturbating to dinosaurs.
I dunno, were you the one masturbating over Osama Bin Laden while doing it with Bush? >_>
Helping your mama bomb a osama obama llama diorama.
Riiiiiight................
*kicks Dawei's non-existing balls
Quote from: Xenomorphus on June 29, 2008, 11:13:03 PM
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Quote from: Xenomorphus on June 29, 2008, 11:07:11 PM
Quote from: Dawei on June 29, 2008, 10:54:25 PM
Quote from: Xenomorphus on June 29, 2008, 10:47:07 PM
Dill ,was I one of the three with Tourettes? o-o
You were the one masturbating to dinosaurs.
I dunno, were you the one masturbating over Osama Bin Laden while doing it with Bush? >_>
Helping your mama bomb a osama obama llama diorama.
Riiiiiight................
[/me]kicks Dawei's non-existing balls[me]
Learn to tag, boy.
Also, take a darn break from your aliens and read Pearls before Swine.
Quote from: Dawei on June 29, 2008, 11:14:59 PM
Quote from: Xenomorphus on June 29, 2008, 11:13:03 PM
Quote from: Dawei on June 29, 2008, 11:08:35 PM
Quote from: Xenomorphus on June 29, 2008, 11:07:11 PM
Quote from: Dawei on June 29, 2008, 10:54:25 PM
Quote from: Xenomorphus on June 29, 2008, 10:47:07 PM
Dill ,was I one of the three with Tourettes? o-o
You were the one masturbating to dinosaurs.
I dunno, were you the one masturbating over Osama Bin Laden while doing it with Bush? >_>
Helping your mama bomb a osama obama llama diorama.
Riiiiiight................
[/me]kicks Dawei's non-existing balls[me]
Learn to tag, boy.
Also, take a dang break from your aliens and read Pearls before Swine.
No thank you little man. Go hump a rhino, oh no, sorry, I mean your mom...
Quote from: Xenomorphus on June 29, 2008, 11:17:00 PM
Quote from: Dawei on June 29, 2008, 11:14:59 PM
Quote from: Xenomorphus on June 29, 2008, 11:13:03 PM
Quote from: Dawei on June 29, 2008, 11:08:35 PM
Quote from: Xenomorphus on June 29, 2008, 11:07:11 PM
Quote from: Dawei on June 29, 2008, 10:54:25 PM
Quote from: Xenomorphus on June 29, 2008, 10:47:07 PM
Dill ,was I one of the three with Tourettes? o-o
You were the one masturbating to dinosaurs.
I dunno, were you the one masturbating over Osama Bin Laden while doing it with Bush? >_>
Helping your mama bomb a osama obama llama diorama.
Riiiiiight................
[/me]kicks Dawei's non-existing balls[me]
Learn to tag, boy.
Also, take a dang break from your aliens and read Pearls before Swine.
No thank you little man. Go hump a rhino, oh no, sorry, I mean your mom...
olol ur so creativ n funi
Xeno has cursed this thread by making a bad joke. I'm terribly shocked to believe Sam had the nerve to respond to it. And although as much as I do like to post while taking twice the usual dose of sleeping pills (my right hand struggles to reach the C key), I must make my leave. I've got a busy day tomorrow and cannot afford to be misspelling any more words than I already have. I have only one more statement to make then I shall depart for the windy beaches of my head.
Quotewat is a moniter mah dikshanary is not workin
Well played, fine sir. I would like to publicly thank you for disabling my ability to make posts with a full self-esteem. I should comment that your own way of misspelling nearly every word in your sentence has made your post disastrously non-funny. Nonetheless, you got the point across, and you alone have won this thread. I expect to see a congratulatory post by those who tried and failed. A good night to you, sir.
Congrats, britney. It's one of the few positive things you have done in life.
I then criticize you for following a fad that was never alive enough to be funny.
Quote from: Dill on June 29, 2008, 11:19:33 PM
Quotewat is a moniter mah dikshanary is not workin
Well played, fine sir. I would like to publicly thank you for disabling my ability to make posts with a full self-esteem. I should comment that your own way of misspelling nearly every word in your sentence has made your post disastrously non-funny. Nonetheless, you got the point across, and you alone have won this thread. I expect to see a congratulatory post by those who tried and failed. A good night to you, sir.
thank u and night
also y not use da proper kase of da pronaun "Vaatix and myself"
do i win again?
Quote from: Dawei on June 29, 2008, 11:22:34 PM
Congrats, britney. It's one of the few positive things you have done in life.
I then criticize you for following a fad that was never alive enough to be funny.
w/e <3