Poll
Question:
If you saw Kaz in a dark alley, what would you do?
Option 1: Greet him casually and talk about vidya games
votes: 17
Option 2: Go on a romantic candlelight dinner with him
votes: 2
Option 3: Make sweet love to him
votes: 9
Option 4: Rape him
votes: 7
Option 5: Gun him down
votes: 3
Option 6: Run away
votes: 1
Option 7: Steal his wallet
votes: 7
Option 8: Pass by him without even acknowledging his existence
votes: 8
Option 9: Go on an adventure with him
votes: 10
Option 10: Redesign his teeth with your fist
votes: 2
Option 11: Call him names
votes: 2
Option 12: Exchange phone numbers with him
votes: 3
Option 13: Throw salt in his eyes
votes: 3
Option 14: Have a guitar battle with him
votes: 6
Option 15: Help him rearrange his sock and underwear drawer
votes: 2
Option 16: Kiss him passionately
votes: 5
Option 17: Give him candy
votes: 2
Option 18: Enjoy a nice, cold Mountain Dew with him
votes: 8
Option 19: Shine his shoes
votes: 1
Option 20: Urinate on him
votes: 3
Option 21: Go to Otakon and cosplay as TOS characters with him
votes: 9
Option 22: Discuss the finer points of binary fission with him
votes: 3
Option 23: Smile and nod at him
votes: 11
Option 24: Kick his shins
votes: 4
Option 25: Slit his throat, gut him, eat his liver, and rape the remains
votes: 2
Please take this as seriously as possible. No joking around.
I would talk about the vidya gaems,
exchange numbers and enjoy a mountain dew.
I was about to say steal your wallet but then I would feel bad because it's you.
Greet him casually and talk about vidya games
Go on an adventure with him
Go to Otakon and cosplay as TOS characters with him
Because.
I voted for everything, because I can. :)
I want more choices!
I would rape you, although it wouldn't be rape because you would like it.
Rape
TOS
Slit, rape
Quote from: Blaziken on June 29, 2008, 11:53:32 PM
Greet him casually and talk about vidya games
Go on an adventure with him
Go to Otakon and cosplay as TOS characters with him
Because.
You? cosplay?
oh wow.
This is too tough to call :(
Quote from: Sceptile on June 29, 2008, 11:55:10 PM
Quote from: Blaziken on June 29, 2008, 11:53:32 PM
Greet him casually and talk about vidya games
Go on an adventure with him
Go to Otakon and cosplay as TOS characters with him
Because.
You? cosplay?
oh wow.
I used to when I was little >>
Quote from: Blaziken on June 30, 2008, 12:07:25 AM
Quote from: Sceptile on June 29, 2008, 11:55:10 PM
Quote from: Blaziken on June 29, 2008, 11:53:32 PM
Greet him casually and talk about vidya games
Go on an adventure with him
Go to Otakon and cosplay as TOS characters with him
Because.
You? cosplay?
oh wow.
I used to when I was little >>
Halloween =/= cosplay
Bluaki would soooo rape you.
Quote from: Mystic Fury on June 30, 2008, 12:09:26 AM
Quote from: Blaziken on June 30, 2008, 12:07:25 AM
Quote from: Sceptile on June 29, 2008, 11:55:10 PM
Quote from: Blaziken on June 29, 2008, 11:53:32 PM
Greet him casually and talk about vidya games
Go on an adventure with him
Go to Otakon and cosplay as TOS characters with him
Because.
You? cosplay?
oh wow.
I used to when I was little >>
Halloween =/= cosplay
No smartass.
Other: See you and think "I feel like I've seen that guy somewhere before" then just walk away casually.
I picked "Pass by him without even acknowledging his existence" since that seems closest.
Hey Kaz, let's make furry porn together.
Smile and nod at him
Greet him casually and talk about vidya games
Pass by him without even acknowledging his existence
Only three things I would do if I did ever see you, besides talk about music, which wasn't a option, and if it was... then oh well, didn't see it.
Greet him casually and talk about vidya games
And then I would steal your wallet while raping you. <3
*Smiles and nods*
*Exchanges phone numbers*
*Goes on an adventure*
talk about vidya games, enjoy nice cold moutian dew then GUN HIM DOWN.
Smile/Nod
Kick shins
Quote from: `Matt` on June 30, 2008, 04:31:03 AM
Smile and nod at him
Greet him casually and talk about vidya games
Pass by him without even acknowledging his existence
Only three things I would do if I did ever see you, besides talk about music, which wasn't a option, and if it was... then oh well, didn't see it.
I figured that it'd be more likely for one to talk about vidya games to me than music. Oh well.
Smile and nod, and then casually greet him and talk about vidya games.
Vidya games, adventure, and then Mountain Dew.
In that order.
Talk games, go on an adventure, or smile and nod at him.
Talk to him about video games, mountain dew, and steal his wallet simultaneously.
I wouldn't make sweet love to Kaz. I'd make sweet, sweet, sweet love to Kaz. <3
Help him rearrange his sock drawer, go to Otakon with him and then make sweet love. The perfect day <3
Let's make sweet love, have a guitar duel, and go to Otakon.
Smile and nod, Vidya games, then EPIC GUITAR BATTLE.
Valley of the Damned :D
Smile, nod, and share a nice refreshing mountain dew. :)
I would so have a intercourse ing guitar battle with you.
I wanted "tie him up and just do everything with him" but that wasn't there. So I took sweet love and rape instead.
I just realised I haven't made a poll before D:
Anyway... Gun him down, steal his wallet, run away. It was going to be: Throw salt in his eyes, gun him down, urinate on him, steal his wallet, run away. But then it said I could only choose three options...
I'd enjoy a nice, cold Mountain Dew with you, and recall marriages. :')