What do you do? You got a day old orange, a cellphone charger, a Times Magazine, and Kite rope. :|
I call Macgyver/
There's only my pad under my bed, and the supports to the bed itself.
Pimp slap you and steal the Doritos.
I use the electrolytes in the orange to charge my cell phone using the charger, and call the police.
Strangle you with kite rope and stab with the prongs on the cell phone charger.
And do something disgusting with the orange and magazine.
My bed isn't the kind you can go under :O
My bed is on the floor so...
They're too clever... :(
If your under my bed then i'll be at your house stealing your stuff.
Read the Times Magazine to drive you mad, use the rope to tie you up, and make you eat the day-old orange while poking you with the charger.
You forgot to mention the time bomb thats going to blow up in 10 seconds at your house.
I squeeze Citrus juice in your eyes and the tie you up with the kite string and throw you out my window. (2 story house)
I jump up and down on my bed. There isn't much distance between my bed and the floor. ::)
I call "Catalog Brides" and tell them this isn't what I had in mind.
Quote from: Metalbott on June 30, 2008, 07:42:04 PM
I call "Catalog Brides" and tell them this isn't what I had in mind.
Heheh, new favorite user.