You heard me Riosan, prejudice against the fictional land of Canadia will NOT be tolerated >:( Damn Jews.
What I am about to say is strictly off the record. On that understanding, I shall give you candidly and without circumlocution the best estimate of our present plight that I have been able to make. The key point of the following exposition is that if you can make any sense out Rabbi Riosan III's eccentric double standards then you must have gotten higher marks in school than I did. You may be shocked to hear this, but the central paradox of Riosan's screeds, the twist that makes Riosan's hariolations so irresistible to unbalanced converts to nihilism, is that these people truly believe that clever one-liners are a valid substitute for actual thinking. If we don't soon tell Riosan to stop what he's doing, he will proceed with his incomprehensible programs of Gleichschaltung, considerably emboldened by our lack of resistance. We will have tacitly given Riosan our permission to do so.
Riosan's causeries don't accomplish anything useful because they don't deal with the real issue. The real issue is that I've heard of ruthless things like exhibitionism and blackguardism. But I've also heard of things like nonviolence, higher moralities, and treating all beings as ends in and of themselves -- ideas which Riosan's ignorant, unthinking, merciless brain is too small to understand. I'm merely suggesting that it is easy to see faults in others. But it takes perseverance to recall the ideals of compassion, nonviolence, community, and cooperation. Riosan is an inspiration to irresponsible smear merchants everywhere. They panegyrize his crusade to canonize intellectually challenged so-called experts as nomological emblems of propriety and, more importantly, they don't realize that a great many of us don't want Riosan to pamper what I call imprudent, prurient finks. But we feel a prodigious pressure to smile, to be nice, and not to object to his addlepated tricks.
If Riosan had done his homework, he'd know that when I observe his proxies' behavior, I can't help but recall the proverbial expression, "monkey see, monkey do". That's because, like Riosan, they all want to elevate his ruses to prominence as epistemological principles. Also, while a monkey might think that Riosan can change his disorganized ways, the fact remains that the purpose of this letter is far greater than to prove to you how sordid and fatuous he has become. The purpose of this letter is to get you to start thinking for yourself, to start thinking about how he gets his cause-and-effect relationships all mixed up. And that's why I'm writing this letter; this is my manifesto, if you will, on how to address the real issues faced by mankind. There's no way I can do that alone, and there's no way I can do it without first stating that the whole of his squalid worldview may perhaps be expressed in one simple word. That word is "antipluralism". Let me explain: Riosan wants me to stop trying to turn his prissy ravings to our advantage. Instead, he'd rather I run around like a chicken with its head cut off. Sorry, but I don't accept defeat that easily.
Having no desire to belabor this subject, I'll just say that we must communicate and teach. Our children depend on that. The hour is late indeed. Fortunately, it's not yet too late to stand up and fight for our heritage, traditions, and values. Riosan maintains that he can be trusted to judge the rest of the world from a unique perch of pure wisdom. Perhaps it would be best for him to awaken from his delusional, narcoleptic fantasyland and observe that he is on some sort of thesaurus-fueled rampage. Every sentence Riosan writes is filled with needlessly long words like "anthropomorphotheist" and "individualistic". Either he is deliberately trying to confuse us or else he's secretly scheming to overthrow all concepts of beauty and sublimity, of the noble and the good, and instead drag people down into the sphere of his own base nature.
Riosan is extremely lawless. In fact, my handy-dandy Lawless-O-Meter confirms that if we take Riosan's sentiments to their logical conclusion, we see that in the coming days, Riosan will fund a vast web of witless vendors of lexiphanicism, stolid, apolaustic scamps, and dirty proponents of separatism. The deranged tone used by Riosan in his campaigns clearly shows what kind of person he really is. Now, I could go off on that point alone, but he does not tolerate any view that differs from his own. Rather, Riosan discredits and discards those people who contradict him along with the ideas that they represent.
Riosan once had the audacity to tell me that his effusions provide a liberating insight into life, the universe, and everything. My riposte was that he insists that paternalism brings one closer to nirvana. That lie is a transparent and strained effort to keep us from noticing that he hates you -- yes, you, because you, like me, want to follow knowledge like a sinking star beyond the utmost bound of human thought. There is blood on Riosan's hands. This is the flaw in Riosan's mottos. He doesn't understand that some shrewish dingbats are actually considering helping him jump on everything that is written, said, or even implied and label it as either lubricious or disrespectful. How quickly such people forget that they were lied to, made fun of, and ridiculed by Riosan on numerous occasions.
If I thought that Riosan's bromides had even a snowball's chance in Hell of doing anything good for anyone, then I wouldn't be so critical. As they stand, however, I can conclude only that almost every day, Riosan outreaches himself in setting new records for arrogance, deceit, and greed. It's decidedly breathtaking to watch him. Is it not positively the distinguishing feature of his hastily mounted campaigns to have more impact on Earth's biological, geological, and chemical systems during our lifetime and our children's than all preceding human generations had together?
Over the years, I've enjoyed a number of genuinely pleasurable (and pleasurably genuine) conversations with a variety of people who understand that Riosan's subalterns acquiesce with bovine stolidity when he instructs them to provide baleful muttonheads with an irresistible temptation to infringe upon our most important constitutional rights. In one such conversation, someone pointed out to me that Riosan loves getting up in front of people and telling them that the best way to make a point is with foaming-at-the-mouth rhetoric and letters filled primarily with exclamation points. He then boasts about how he'll deface property with racially and sexually derogatory epithets and offensive symbols as soon as our backs are turned. It's all part of the media spectacle that is Riosan. Of course, he soaks it up and wallows in it like a pig in mud. Speaking of pigs and mud, I try never to argue with Riosan because it's clear he's not susceptible to reason.
To state it in a more sophisticated manner, Riosan keeps stating over and over again that we should be grateful for the precious freedom to be robbed and kicked in the face by such a noble creature as him. This drumbeat refrain is clearly not consistent with the facts on the ground -- facts such as that that's just one side of the coin. The other side is that Riosan says he's going to encourage the worst sorts of illiterate braggadocios there are to see themselves as victims and, therefore, live by alibis rather than by honest effort by the end of the decade. Good old Riosan. He just loves to open his mouth and let all kinds of things come out without listening to how unforgiving they sound. Riosan sees the world as somewhat anarchic, a game of catch-as-catch-can in which the sneakiest wastrels nab the biggest prizes.
Riosan has delivered exactly the opposite of what he had previously promised us. Most notably, his vows of liberation turned out to be masks for oppression and domination. And, almost as troubling, Riosan's vows of equality did little more than convince people that I'm not a putrid person. I'd like nothing more than to extend my hand in friendship to Riosan's lieutenants and convey my hope that in the days to come we can work together to reach out for things with permanence, things beyond wealth and comfort and pleasure, things that have real meaning. Unfortunately, knowing them, they'd rather shatter and ultimately destroy our most precious possessions because that's what Riosan wants. Anyway, that's it for this letter. Let Rabbi Riosan III read it and weep.
Oh, post fun complaints ^__^
Hereafter, I want to be referred to as "Rabbi Riosan III".
Quote from: Riosan on July 01, 2008, 02:54:57 PM
Hereafter, I want to be referred to as "Rabbi Riosan III".
Yes Rabbi Riosan III.
Rant Generator?
Too lazy to read all of that.
But, he LOCKED OUR CANADIAN THREADS. REVOLT. D:<
My cousin's a Jew :'(
I get made fun of because of it. :(
Ummm.......yes?
Quote from: Miiman56 on July 01, 2008, 03:31:13 PM
My cousin's a Jew :'(
I get made fun of because of it. :(
Wow. :|
That's the longest rant from one of the rant generator things I've ever seen.
I think my brain just exploded. @.@
Holy crap...wow. Just wow. ._.
Quote from: Redpaige13 on July 01, 2008, 04:08:47 PM
I think my brain just exploded. @.@
The Rant Generator is amazing, huh?
Hm. I see. *pretends to have read it all*
Crap. I can't believe I read the entire thing. :-X
The rant doesn't mean anything. It's just nonsense. Like Silver.
I stopped reading up until this, "On that understanding, I shall give you candidly and without circumlocution the best estimate of our present plight that I have been able to make." Although, I know you didn't write this, I'm tempted to tell you that it is a horrible sentence that could definitely be improved--specifically the part I bolded.