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Game-o-rama => Console Gaming => Topic started by: Macawmoses on July 04, 2008, 12:09:04 PM

Title: I might become an hero
Post by: Macawmoses on July 04, 2008, 12:09:04 PM
http://www.gamefaqs.com/console/n64/review/R65315.html

Kids....a review of Star Fox 64, perhaps one of the best games Ninty has pumped out, and the best in the series, was nothing more than disgraced in that there review.....it received 2/10.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

For those of you that want me to speed the process of gouging your eyes out further...read on, and see what this ass hat has to say.

QuoteMan what did they go wrong with all the Star Fox games past the Super Nintendo days!

Past the SNES days?! You moron.....get out.

QuoteSlippy is just dumb if you ask me. Sure she handles most of the technical stuff but pretty much she's dumb

Apparently Slippy is a lesbian you intercourse ing idiot.

QuoteI almost hate her because she sends you to the area where you have to use the tank which is hard since the tank is so hard to manuever around obstacles

Wait....you let Slippy die? Let's take a look:

QuoteThe game isn't even challenging.
QuoteReplay Value: The game has hardly any replay value since I beat the whole thing within an hour and then the following hour and a half I had all the secrets for the multiplayer mode which wasn't really anything special. In a short word the game is awful.

This guy is full of laughs.....he took the easy path....and failed.

QuoteLater on James McCloud (Fox's dad) is sent to Venom along with his sidekick Piggy. Piggy betrays James and gets him locked away and eventually killed

Go intercourse  yourself you moron.

His section on music is bad too....I don't want to go there  :'(

:'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
Title: Re: I might become an hero
Post by: Gwen Khan on July 04, 2008, 12:14:46 PM
I saw that, and here is a review of Donkey Kong Country 2 for the GBA I found on amazon

"This game is cool, but it;s a bit dull. The levels R hard and the bosses R so neat but i really think it's boring. Dixie's hair looks stupid and Diddy's hat is wierd! You should get a better GBA game like, Teen Titans, Yoshi's Island, or Crash Spyro Superpack."
Title: Re: I might become an hero
Post by: Macawmoses on July 04, 2008, 12:18:33 PM
Crash/Spyro Superpack is fun, as is YI, but Teen Titans..... :'(
Title: Re: I might become an hero
Post by: Gwen Khan on July 04, 2008, 12:23:05 PM
got any more hilariously bad reviews of good games?
Title: Re: I might become an hero
Post by: Zies on July 04, 2008, 12:28:01 PM
...The author of the review is full of fail and biased comments...
...Pay no attention...:>...
Title: Re: I might become an hero
Post by: Triforceman22 on July 04, 2008, 01:57:33 PM
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


what a dippoop  >O
Title: Re: I might become an hero
Post by: Doodle on July 04, 2008, 06:49:27 PM
NOBODY TALKS TO SLIPPY THAT WAY.
He may sound girly, but HE IS NOT A SHE! >:(

And everything else in that review also sucked. SF64 was awesome. I liked Assault the best, but 64 was still good. :)
Title: Re: I might become an hero
Post by: Java on July 04, 2008, 08:44:23 PM
I want to read it for the lulz.
He sounds hilarious. ::)

About the Slippy comment, even Falco questioned Slippy's sexuality in Command. :P
"SLIPPY'S ENGAGED? YOU MEAN TO A GIRL?" or something like that.
Title: Re: I might become an hero
Post by: DededeCloneChris on July 04, 2008, 09:26:13 PM
In the great words of Jade Curtiss:
"You're a whack."
Title: Re: I might become an hero
Post by: thunderhero4 on July 04, 2008, 10:10:26 PM
Just let opinions be opinions, guys :|
Title: Re: I might become an hero
Post by: Lotos on July 04, 2008, 11:12:50 PM
Quote from: Java_Java on July 04, 2008, 08:44:23 PM
I want to read it for the lulz.
He sounds hilarious. ::)

About the Slippy comment, even Falco questioned Slippy's sexuality in Command. :P
"SLIPPY'S ENGAGED? YOU MEAN TO A GIRL?" or something like that.

It probably went over the heads of the kids, as they're still in the "cooties" stages :P

I RAGED at the DKC2 review.

I haven't played SF64 besides the demo in Brawl, but judging from that "hour", there must be some sort of shortcut/he didn't complete the game 100%.  I'll compare it to DKC2 (since I haven't played SF64 that much) when you use the warps in the first two worlds, then not bother to get the rest of the Kremkoins from the bonus levels to unlock the Lost World levels and defeat K. Rool a second time.  And finding the hero "DK" coins in each level...
Title: Re: I might become an hero
Post by: Java on July 04, 2008, 11:42:48 PM
QuotePeppy the hippopotamous
I lol'd. XD

(http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/furry/images/thumb/5/5d/PeppyAssault.jpg/250px-PeppyAssault.jpg)

How the hell does he look like a hippo?
Title: Re: I might become an hero
Post by: Linkman on July 04, 2008, 11:54:27 PM
......I'm Speechless because this review is so awful....
Title: Re: I might become an hero
Post by: Macawmoses on July 05, 2008, 01:00:04 AM
Quote from: thunderhero4 on July 04, 2008, 10:10:26 PM
Just let opinions be opinions, guys :|
Calling Pigma, Piggy, is not an opinion, it is blatant ignorance.
Title: Re: I might become an hero
Post by: thunderhero4 on July 05, 2008, 01:17:16 AM
Quote from: mackormoses on July 05, 2008, 01:00:04 AM
Quote from: thunderhero4 on July 04, 2008, 10:10:26 PM
Just let opinions be opinions, guys :|
Calling Pigma, Piggy, is not an opinion, it is blatant ignorance.
Ya youre right, that is taking to too far, sorry
Title: Re: I might become an hero
Post by: DededeCloneChris on July 05, 2008, 01:29:22 AM
Quote from: thunderhero4 on July 05, 2008, 01:17:16 AM
Quote from: mackormoses on July 05, 2008, 01:00:04 AM
Quote from: thunderhero4 on July 04, 2008, 10:10:26 PM
Just let opinions be opinions, guys :|
Calling Pigma, Piggy, is not an opinion, it is blatant ignorance.
Ya youre right, that is taking to too far, sorry
OR! Calling Vector "crock". :D
Title: Re: I might become an hero
Post by: thunderhero4 on July 05, 2008, 01:34:09 AM
Quote from: wiiboychris on July 05, 2008, 01:29:22 AM
Quote from: thunderhero4 on July 05, 2008, 01:17:16 AM
Quote from: mackormoses on July 05, 2008, 01:00:04 AM
Quote from: thunderhero4 on July 04, 2008, 10:10:26 PM
Just let opinions be opinions, guys :|
Calling Pigma, Piggy, is not an opinion, it is blatant ignorance.
Ya youre right, that is taking to too far, sorry
OR! Calling Vector "crock". :D
Chris, please dont spam

And I have only played this game once, and aside from my obsession with "DO A BARELL ROLL!" id say this game is pretty good!
Title: Re: I might become an hero
Post by: Triforce_Luigi on July 05, 2008, 03:23:32 AM
I read a couple of his other reviews. I think its safe to say h's an idiot.

"...if you like Nintendo then no doubt you like Mario. It's a proven fact." -Mario and Luigi: Superstar Saga Review

"I really don't get what the big deal is...."- Mario Kart 64 Review

"...the little things that pop when you jump on them" - A sad description of Goombas when he forgot the name

Yep.



Title: Re: I might become an hero
Post by: Java on July 05, 2008, 08:38:12 AM
To summarize, this is what we've learned today. Peppy is now a hippo. Slippy's a tranny. Pigma got a name change and became Piggy and Goombas are balloons.
Title: Re: I might become an hero
Post by: Gwen Khan on July 08, 2008, 01:02:15 PM
he's a review via amazon about WiiFit, many people here may not like it but still

"I bought this item expecting an amazing and innovative title, but was sadly disappointed.
There's no storyline. And the worst thing is that it completely lacks action. Not once was I allowed to shoot anyone or slash with a sword.
This title is all talk no action.
The kids grew so bored with it that they hit their cousin with the board.
I honestly can't recommend this to anyone. "


Title: Re: I might become an hero
Post by: Neerb on July 08, 2008, 03:19:47 PM
Quote from: Commissar Torgo on July 08, 2008, 01:02:15 PM
he's a revies about WiiFit, many people here may not like it but still

"I bought this item expecting an amazing and innovative title, but was sadly disappointed.
There's no storyline. And the worst thing is that it completely lacks action. Not once was I allowed to shoot anyone or slash with a sword.
This title is all talk no action.
The kids grew so bored with it that they hit their cousin with the board.
I honestly can't recommend this to anyone. "




He actually expected WiiFit to have a story or violence?  This guy's probably the stupidest person I've ever heard of.  He probably dislikes Pokemon cause the names are too hard to pronounce.  And who are these "kids" he's talking about?  They sound like brain-damaged monkeys to me.
Title: Re: I might become an hero
Post by: Java on July 08, 2008, 09:08:06 PM
Quote from: Commissar Torgo on July 08, 2008, 01:02:15 PM
he's a review via amazon about WiiFit, many people here may not like it but still

"I bought this item expecting an amazing and innovative title, but was sadly disappointed.
There's no storyline. And the worst thing is that it completely lacks action. Not once was I allowed to shoot anyone or slash with a sword.
This title is all talk no action.
The kids grew so bored with it that they hit their cousin with the board.
I honestly can't recommend this to anyone. "



I believe this is the same Contra/Mortal Kombat reviewer. :P