Our yard looks like a war zone...and we haven't fired a single firecracker...
Why do people have to blow up their trash in our yard?
That's pretty bogus. That's when you get a 20 yard firecracker, put it across a couple of yards, light it, walk calmly to your house with a slight smurk on your face.
That sounds like fun :P.
Our yard is pretty messed up but I havent lit any off.