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Generally Speaking => Power On => Topic started by: Riosan on July 11, 2008, 02:03:12 PM

Title: Suddenly,
Post by: Riosan on July 11, 2008, 02:03:12 PM
ZOMBIE ATTACK.

Your only weapon is whats nearest to your left hand RIGHT NOW, excluding keyboard.

Are you dead?
Title: Re: Suddenly,
Post by: えっちーせんぱい on July 11, 2008, 02:04:11 PM
Actually I have a rather sharp 12 inch ruler I can use as a sword if need be.
Title: Re: Suddenly,
Post by: jnfs2014 on July 11, 2008, 02:05:12 PM
I think I'm good. I have a pencil sharpener and a staple machine.
Title: Re: Suddenly,
Post by: SkyMyl on July 11, 2008, 02:06:13 PM
My NES Zapper would be very appropriate, as I'm holding it right now.
I'm also holding a cup of Iced Tea.
Title: Re: Suddenly,
Post by: Riosan on July 11, 2008, 02:06:13 PM
Quote from: JNeedForSpeed2014 on July 11, 2008, 02:05:12 PM
I think I'm good. I have a pencil sharpener and a staple machine.

I've got a small printer that I suppose I could beat a zombie with.
Title: Re: Suddenly,
Post by: Fish on July 11, 2008, 02:08:40 PM
Hm... The closest thing to my left hand is my Blacktail. After that it's my Red9.
Sweet.
(The actual thing closest to my left hand is a hammer.)
Title: Re: Suddenly,
Post by: Kilroy on July 11, 2008, 02:14:02 PM
The closest thing to my left hand is the lamp that lights my room :P
Title: Re: Suddenly,
Post by: Syncopathic on July 11, 2008, 02:17:06 PM
I can use my Xbox as a weapon.
I'll live.
Title: Re: Suddenly,
Post by: Kilroy on July 11, 2008, 02:17:54 PM
Quote from: Sceptile on July 11, 2008, 02:17:06 PM
I can use my Xbox as a weapon.
I'll live.
It'd break after the first hit :|

Now, if you used the power brick, there's a weapon.
Title: Re: Suddenly,
Post by: ThePowerOfOne on July 11, 2008, 02:22:29 PM
I could just kick them or something. Which would give me time to find a weapon. But I do have a lighter in my pocket and hair spray a few feet away ;D
Title: Re: Suddenly,
Post by: Super on July 11, 2008, 02:26:19 PM
I'm dead. A Pokemon Pearl case wouldn't do poop.
Title: Re: Suddenly,
Post by: Water ☮ on July 11, 2008, 02:27:01 PM
Cellphone.

Call for help?
Text for help?
Internet for help?

Nah,
I'll throw it at them! :)
Title: Re: Suddenly,
Post by: Java on July 11, 2008, 02:32:17 PM
Let's see.

I have a cup with no water, a lamp (that could be useful), notes, pens, loose change, and a speaker.
I also have my turtle. I wonder what he can do. ::)
Title: Re: Suddenly,
Post by: Silverhawk79 on July 11, 2008, 02:40:58 PM
Maybe. I could short circuit my cell phone battery and start a fire...but the only thing worse than zombies are flaming zombies. D:
Title: Re: Suddenly,
Post by: Gwen Khan on July 11, 2008, 02:52:07 PM
all I have is a bag of Doritos and a curtain rod
Title: Re: Suddenly,
Post by: Jono2 on July 11, 2008, 03:01:26 PM
my left hand is on my right hand.

fist fight = ???
Title: Re: Suddenly,
Post by: SkyMyl on July 11, 2008, 03:10:02 PM
Quote from: Jono2 on July 11, 2008, 03:01:26 PM
my left hand is on my right hand.

fist fight = ???
No, you'd get infected.
Title: Re: Suddenly,
Post by: Doodle on July 11, 2008, 03:15:00 PM
Um, a phone.
Call for help?
OR
Use phone as projectile! :)
Title: Re: Suddenly,
Post by: Tupin on July 11, 2008, 03:19:10 PM
Let's see, I have a copy of The History Channel: Civil War: A Nation Divided and a remote control.

I guess I could throw the remote at them and make them play an underrated FPS.
Title: Re: Suddenly,
Post by: Zovistograt on July 11, 2008, 03:22:21 PM
No joke, the nearest item to my hand is chocolate pudding.

It depends what kind of zombies I guess.
Title: Re: Suddenly,
Post by: Mystic on July 11, 2008, 03:27:18 PM
My house. I'll drop my house on them.
Title: Re: Suddenly,
Post by: bluaki on July 11, 2008, 03:45:49 PM
...a cup of DrPepper. I'm dead.
Title: Re: Suddenly,
Post by: Ridley on July 11, 2008, 03:51:42 PM
The metal chair I am sitting on lol. I win.
Title: Re: Suddenly,
Post by: Cecil_and_Kain on July 11, 2008, 03:54:05 PM
My hand is on my leg....
Title: Re: Suddenly,
Post by: SkyMyl on July 11, 2008, 03:59:40 PM
Quote from: Cecil_and_Kain on July 11, 2008, 03:54:05 PM
My hand is on my leg....
Handicap.
Title: Re: Suddenly,
Post by: TheAnonymusElmo on July 11, 2008, 04:08:20 PM
My left nut. Then I run for my baseball bat.
Title: Re: Suddenly,
Post by: Daft Pink on July 11, 2008, 04:21:24 PM
I've got something... ;D

(http://www.gra-nat.pl/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/zask1907f38jp5.jpg)

Anyways, the closest thing to my left hand right now is my laptop, so I would hit the zombie with it and run.
Title: Re: Suddenly,
Post by: Ugawa on July 11, 2008, 04:44:35 PM
I always keep a functional lightsaber inside of my pants, so I'll just whip it out and do some damage.
Title: Re: Suddenly,
Post by: Rayquarian on July 11, 2008, 05:16:09 PM
Considering I'm typing on a laptop, I think I could bash some skulls in and make it out alive.
Title: Re: Suddenly,
Post by: X-3 on July 11, 2008, 05:40:26 PM
The closest thing to my left hand is my laptop.

I guess that would work.


Title: Re: Suddenly,
Post by: thunderhero4 on July 11, 2008, 05:41:09 PM
It all depends, are zombies allergic to starburst? :|
Title: Re: Suddenly,
Post by: JrDude on July 11, 2008, 05:48:55 PM
A cup of soda with ice, and a spray bottle for my cat.
Do zombies melt with liquid?
Title: Re: Suddenly,
Post by: Cardinal on July 11, 2008, 06:13:56 PM
I have a Guitar Hero controller to beat them with.
Title: Re: Suddenly,
Post by: sonicdude164 on July 11, 2008, 06:41:23 PM
A glass cup... I could probably throw it at a zombie but that would be it.
Title: Re: Suddenly,
Post by: L10 on July 11, 2008, 07:23:44 PM
Chair works.
Title: Re: Suddenly,
Post by: Triforceman22 on July 11, 2008, 07:24:41 PM
A telescope.

I'm pretty safe. ;D
Title: Re: Suddenly,
Post by: Llama on Steroids on July 11, 2008, 07:27:57 PM
My sexy Zune. D:
Title: Re: Suddenly,
Post by: L10 on July 11, 2008, 07:29:36 PM
Quote from: Lavamania on July 11, 2008, 07:27:57 PM
My sexy Zune. D:
You're dead.
Title: Re: Suddenly,
Post by: えっちーせんぱい on July 11, 2008, 07:37:37 PM
Quote from: Lavamania on July 11, 2008, 07:27:57 PM
My sexy Zune. D:
That small thing wouldnt do anything.
Title: Re: Suddenly,
Post by: StarWindWizard7 on July 11, 2008, 07:54:45 PM
Mah calculator....

Unless he/she/it hates anything Math related, I'm dead.  :robotindifferent:
Title: Re: Suddenly,
Post by: Totla on July 11, 2008, 07:57:36 PM
I have two bigass knives. Go me.
Title: Re: Suddenly,
Post by: DededeCloneChris on July 11, 2008, 07:59:59 PM
Throw my BIG dictionary of spanish/english to its head, then throw the smaller one, then pick up the BIG one to continuosly kill its head and kick its crotch...with the BIG dictionary, of course.
Title: Re: Suddenly,
Post by: Totla on July 11, 2008, 08:03:26 PM
I'd assume we all know how to take out a zombie in one hit, right? The weaker ones, at least.
Title: Re: Suddenly,
Post by: Kaz on July 12, 2008, 11:14:49 AM
Depends. Resident Evil zombies or Dawn of the Dead zombies?
Title: Re: Suddenly,
Post by: Lotos on July 12, 2008, 11:37:24 AM
A Pen with a sharp protruding metal piece where the clip was.   I'm probably dead.
Title: Re: Suddenly,
Post by: ThePowerOfOne on July 12, 2008, 12:50:55 PM
Quote from: Totla on July 11, 2008, 08:03:26 PM
I'd assume we all know how to take out a zombie in one hit, right? The weaker ones, at least.
AIM FOR THE HEAD
Title: Re: Suddenly,
Post by: captainjacksparrow on July 12, 2008, 12:59:11 PM
i have a ipod connected to a damaged headphones. mess around and i have somthing that will shock zombies to death if i do it long enough.
Title: Re: Suddenly,
Post by: Super on July 12, 2008, 01:12:52 PM
Quote from: captainjacksparrow on July 12, 2008, 12:59:11 PM
i have a ipod connected to a damaged headphones. mess around and i have somthing that will shock zombies to death if i do it long enough.
Zombies are already dead.
Title: Re: Suddenly,
Post by: guido123 on July 12, 2008, 01:16:30 PM
Quote from: SUPERKOOL on July 12, 2008, 01:12:52 PM
Quote from: captainjacksparrow on July 12, 2008, 12:59:11 PM
i have a ipod connected to a damaged headphones. mess around and i have somthing that will shock zombies to death if i do it long enough.
Zombies are already dead.
this is true
Title: Re: Suddenly,
Post by: Ares300 on July 12, 2008, 02:37:33 PM
I have not one, but TWO SD memory cards that can cause a nasty.....uh........eye swelling. Oh, and I also have a pen.
Title: Re: Suddenly,
Post by: Riosan on July 12, 2008, 02:48:31 PM
Quote from: Kaz on July 12, 2008, 11:14:49 AM
Depends. Resident Evil zombies or Dawn of the Dead zombies?

Shaun of the Dead zombies.
Title: Re: Suddenly,
Post by: Matt on July 12, 2008, 02:50:56 PM
Well I have a pile of junk near my left hand... A twenty dollar bill, a butter knife, scissors, a pen and a Ipod. I guess I distract him with music(Ipod), stab him with the scissors, pen and butter knife, then go buy some food with the twenty dollar bill.
Title: Re: Suddenly,
Post by: HTA! on July 12, 2008, 02:51:47 PM
Empty Cup
My right hand had a bunch of CD's and games. :(
Title: Re: Suddenly,
Post by: whatwewishfor on July 12, 2008, 03:08:30 PM
yes

I have an ice cream wrapper
Title: Re: Suddenly,
Post by: StarFoxA on July 12, 2008, 04:33:38 PM
My foot? Uh... I kick the zombie.
Title: Re: Suddenly,
Post by: Common Sense 312 on July 12, 2008, 05:05:25 PM
My DS.., unless I use the stylus. Doubt that'll help.
Title: Re: Suddenly,
Post by: Juni on July 12, 2008, 05:06:59 PM
MGS4, yea that will stop them dead in their tracks.
Title: Re: Suddenly,
Post by: Mystic on July 12, 2008, 05:25:26 PM
Why are there zombies anyways?
Title: Re: Suddenly,
Post by: Juni on July 12, 2008, 05:30:16 PM
Quote from: Mystic Fury on July 12, 2008, 05:25:26 PM
Why are there zombies anyways?
Chances are if there ever is a zombie attack you wouldn't  think sit there thinking. "I wonder why he wants to eat me."
Title: Re: Suddenly,
Post by: Mystic on July 12, 2008, 05:40:49 PM
Quote from: Juni on July 12, 2008, 05:30:16 PM
Quote from: Mystic Fury on July 12, 2008, 05:25:26 PM
Why are there zombies anyways?
Chances are if there ever is a zombie attack you wouldn't  think sit there thinking. "I wonder why he wants to eat me."
Chances are there isn't gonna be a zombie attack  ;)
Title: Re: Suddenly,
Post by: Juni on July 12, 2008, 05:59:34 PM
Quote from: Mystic Fury on July 12, 2008, 05:40:49 PM
Quote from: Juni on July 12, 2008, 05:30:16 PM
Quote from: Mystic Fury on July 12, 2008, 05:25:26 PM
Why are there zombies anyways?
Chances are if there ever is a zombie attack you wouldn't  think sit there thinking. "I wonder why he wants to eat me."
Chances are there isn't gonna be a zombie attack  ;)
Chances are nsider is never gonna close ;).
Title: Re: Suddenly,
Post by: Mystic on July 12, 2008, 06:21:51 PM
Quote from: Juni on July 12, 2008, 05:59:34 PM
Quote from: Mystic Fury on July 12, 2008, 05:40:49 PM
Quote from: Juni on July 12, 2008, 05:30:16 PM
Quote from: Mystic Fury on July 12, 2008, 05:25:26 PM
Why are there zombies anyways?
Chances are if there ever is a zombie attack you wouldn't  think sit there thinking. "I wonder why he wants to eat me."
Chances are there isn't gonna be a zombie attack  ;)
Chances are nsider is never gonna close ;).
Chances are...

*gets zombie kit*
Title: Re: Suddenly,
Post by: WiiGuy on July 13, 2008, 08:11:01 AM
cell phone.....i guess I'm dead.
Title: Re: Suddenly,
Post by: LinkXLR on July 13, 2008, 08:38:18 AM
you copied this from BRB, U >:0


I've got two bottles and a hard plate.

I might be.
Title: Re: Suddenly,
Post by: Custom on July 13, 2008, 10:48:48 AM
I have a sword made out of wood I made in like 7th grade. If that breaks. I could use my laptop.. Then i'll just use all of other crap in my room till he is dead. Or on the ground, so I could run then get a real weapon.
Title: Re: Suddenly,
Post by: King_Gamer28 on July 13, 2008, 12:11:33 PM
I have a dollar, toilet paper, a 360 controller, and a telephone. I don't think any of those would be very helpful. D: I could offer them money to leave, I guess.
Title: Re: Suddenly,
Post by: WiiGuy on July 13, 2008, 02:16:13 PM
Quote from: King_Gamer28 on July 13, 2008, 12:11:33 PM
I have a dollar, toilet paper, a 360 controller, and a telephone. I don't think any of those would be very helpful. D: I could offer them money to leave, I guess.
or let them play on the 360.
Title: Re: Suddenly,
Post by: BOSSNIG on July 14, 2008, 12:31:30 PM
I would grab the CD-RW sitting beside me, break it, and shove it into the zombies head.