ZOMBIE ATTACK.
Your only weapon is whats nearest to your left hand RIGHT NOW, excluding keyboard.
Are you dead?
Actually I have a rather sharp 12 inch ruler I can use as a sword if need be.
I think I'm good. I have a pencil sharpener and a staple machine.
My NES Zapper would be very appropriate, as I'm holding it right now.
I'm also holding a cup of Iced Tea.
Quote from: JNeedForSpeed2014 on July 11, 2008, 02:05:12 PM
I think I'm good. I have a pencil sharpener and a staple machine.
I've got a small printer that I suppose I could beat a zombie with.
Hm... The closest thing to my left hand is my Blacktail. After that it's my Red9.
Sweet.
(The actual thing closest to my left hand is a hammer.)
The closest thing to my left hand is the lamp that lights my room :P
I can use my Xbox as a weapon.
I'll live.
Quote from: Sceptile on July 11, 2008, 02:17:06 PM
I can use my Xbox as a weapon.
I'll live.
It'd break after the first hit :|
Now, if you used the power brick, there's a weapon.
I could just kick them or something. Which would give me time to find a weapon. But I do have a lighter in my pocket and hair spray a few feet away ;D
I'm dead. A Pokemon Pearl case wouldn't do poop.
Cellphone.
Call for help?
Text for help?
Internet for help?
Nah,
I'll throw it at them! :)
Let's see.
I have a cup with no water, a lamp (that could be useful), notes, pens, loose change, and a speaker.
I also have my turtle. I wonder what he can do. ::)
Maybe. I could short circuit my cell phone battery and start a fire...but the only thing worse than zombies are flaming zombies. D:
all I have is a bag of Doritos and a curtain rod
my left hand is on my right hand.
fist fight = ???
Quote from: Jono2 on July 11, 2008, 03:01:26 PM
my left hand is on my right hand.
fist fight = ???
No, you'd get infected.
Um, a phone.
Call for help?
OR
Use phone as projectile! :)
Let's see, I have a copy of The History Channel: Civil War: A Nation Divided and a remote control.
I guess I could throw the remote at them and make them play an underrated FPS.
No joke, the nearest item to my hand is chocolate pudding.
It depends what kind of zombies I guess.
My house. I'll drop my house on them.
...a cup of DrPepper. I'm dead.
The metal chair I am sitting on lol. I win.
My hand is on my leg....
My left nut. Then I run for my baseball bat.
I've got something... ;D
(http://www.gra-nat.pl/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/zask1907f38jp5.jpg)
Anyways, the closest thing to my left hand right now is my laptop, so I would hit the zombie with it and run.
I always keep a functional lightsaber inside of my pants, so I'll just whip it out and do some damage.
Considering I'm typing on a laptop, I think I could bash some skulls in and make it out alive.
The closest thing to my left hand is my laptop.
I guess that would work.
It all depends, are zombies allergic to starburst? :|
A cup of soda with ice, and a spray bottle for my cat.
Do zombies melt with liquid?
I have a Guitar Hero controller to beat them with.
A glass cup... I could probably throw it at a zombie but that would be it.
Chair works.
A telescope.
I'm pretty safe. ;D
My sexy Zune. D:
Quote from: Lavamania on July 11, 2008, 07:27:57 PM
My sexy Zune. D:
That small thing wouldnt do anything.
Mah calculator....
Unless he/she/it hates anything Math related, I'm dead. :robotindifferent:
I have two bigass knives. Go me.
Throw my BIG dictionary of spanish/english to its head, then throw the smaller one, then pick up the BIG one to continuosly kill its head and kick its crotch...with the BIG dictionary, of course.
I'd assume we all know how to take out a zombie in one hit, right? The weaker ones, at least.
Depends. Resident Evil zombies or Dawn of the Dead zombies?
A Pen with a sharp protruding metal piece where the clip was. I'm probably dead.
Quote from: Totla on July 11, 2008, 08:03:26 PM
I'd assume we all know how to take out a zombie in one hit, right? The weaker ones, at least.
AIM FOR THE HEAD
i have a ipod connected to a damaged headphones. mess around and i have somthing that will shock zombies to death if i do it long enough.
Quote from: captainjacksparrow on July 12, 2008, 12:59:11 PM
i have a ipod connected to a damaged headphones. mess around and i have somthing that will shock zombies to death if i do it long enough.
Zombies are already dead.
Quote from: SUPERKOOL on July 12, 2008, 01:12:52 PM
Quote from: captainjacksparrow on July 12, 2008, 12:59:11 PM
i have a ipod connected to a damaged headphones. mess around and i have somthing that will shock zombies to death if i do it long enough.
Zombies are already dead.
this is true
I have not one, but TWO SD memory cards that can cause a nasty.....uh........eye swelling. Oh, and I also have a pen.
Quote from: Kaz on July 12, 2008, 11:14:49 AM
Depends. Resident Evil zombies or Dawn of the Dead zombies?
Shaun of the Dead zombies.
Well I have a pile of junk near my left hand... A twenty dollar bill, a butter knife, scissors, a pen and a Ipod. I guess I distract him with music(Ipod), stab him with the scissors, pen and butter knife, then go buy some food with the twenty dollar bill.
Empty Cup
My right hand had a bunch of CD's and games. :(
yes
I have an ice cream wrapper
My foot? Uh... I kick the zombie.
My DS.., unless I use the stylus. Doubt that'll help.
MGS4, yea that will stop them dead in their tracks.
Why are there zombies anyways?
Quote from: Mystic Fury on July 12, 2008, 05:25:26 PM
Why are there zombies anyways?
Chances are if there ever is a zombie attack you wouldn't think sit there thinking. "I wonder why he wants to eat me."
Quote from: Juni on July 12, 2008, 05:30:16 PM
Quote from: Mystic Fury on July 12, 2008, 05:25:26 PM
Why are there zombies anyways?
Chances are if there ever is a zombie attack you wouldn't think sit there thinking. "I wonder why he wants to eat me."
Chances are there isn't gonna be a zombie attack ;)
Quote from: Mystic Fury on July 12, 2008, 05:40:49 PM
Quote from: Juni on July 12, 2008, 05:30:16 PM
Quote from: Mystic Fury on July 12, 2008, 05:25:26 PM
Why are there zombies anyways?
Chances are if there ever is a zombie attack you wouldn't think sit there thinking. "I wonder why he wants to eat me."
Chances are there isn't gonna be a zombie attack ;)
Chances are nsider is never gonna close ;).
Quote from: Juni on July 12, 2008, 05:59:34 PM
Quote from: Mystic Fury on July 12, 2008, 05:40:49 PM
Quote from: Juni on July 12, 2008, 05:30:16 PM
Quote from: Mystic Fury on July 12, 2008, 05:25:26 PM
Why are there zombies anyways?
Chances are if there ever is a zombie attack you wouldn't think sit there thinking. "I wonder why he wants to eat me."
Chances are there isn't gonna be a zombie attack ;)
Chances are nsider is never gonna close ;).
Chances are...
*gets zombie kit*
cell phone.....i guess I'm dead.
you copied this from BRB, U >:0
I've got two bottles and a hard plate.
I might be.
I have a sword made out of wood I made in like 7th grade. If that breaks. I could use my laptop.. Then i'll just use all of other crap in my room till he is dead. Or on the ground, so I could run then get a real weapon.
I have a dollar, toilet paper, a 360 controller, and a telephone. I don't think any of those would be very helpful. D: I could offer them money to leave, I guess.
Quote from: King_Gamer28 on July 13, 2008, 12:11:33 PM
I have a dollar, toilet paper, a 360 controller, and a telephone. I don't think any of those would be very helpful. D: I could offer them money to leave, I guess.
or let them play on the 360.
I would grab the CD-RW sitting beside me, break it, and shove it into the zombies head.